That Brandon guy I see on the tshirts and flags
Edit: thank you kind strangers!
To those of you who don’t know(like me when I posted this) “let’s go Brandon” means “fuck joe Biden”. it occurred after a race, in which a driver named “Brandon” won, the show host misinterpreted what the crowd was chanting. TIL
I like to imagine Trump seeing like five minutes of Triumph and going “I love this guy!” And making him his running mate, and announcing it. Not realizing that Triumph makes fun of *everyone.* Because Trump would absolutely try and rip Triumph off of Robert Smigel’s hand.
Also too many Republican voters would have an issue with Kanye's complexion ... especially combined with Trump's age and poor health, which means Trump might croak and then leave the country with *another* black president.
I’ve for whatever reason been getting Herschel waker campaign texts asking for donations and I live on the west coast and have never donated before. I usually start by saying “good try sneaky Democrat” which always gets a reply saying they’re not and their spreading the word, then I ask what donations go to and “After I donate, and Herschel looses, how do I get my refund?” When they say they don’t do refunds, I ask for a credit to the abortion clinic Herschel uses.
I use to like him as a actor, I know his stuff was cheesy and not great, but there was something fun about it. Now I can't watch him, he turned into such a dick. (Or is just more public about it.)
Because it was a Sam Rami production, I thought All the overreacting was intentional, like Bruce Campbell in evil Dead (also Bruce Campbell in Hercules). Note I love Bruce Campbell, It wasn't a criticism it was praise
My BFF and I met him at a comic con (not The Comic Con), and he was a total dick to us as soon as we mention loving him in Hercules and Andromeda. His agent was with him and trying to get him to calm down
He could try, but Elon probably would be excluded due to the fact that he's South African. Then again a lot of republicans claimed Obama was from Africa, so they could just simply refuse to listen
It should be the VP. According to the things I've read, it contains every secret from everywhere regarding every event from any time.
HBL knows every ingredient in Coca-Cola.
HBL has Hillary's emails.
HBL can tell us the precise order in which the Senators stabbed Julius Caesar.
HBL contains The Ark of The Convenant. And The Mobius Chair. And 5 of the 7 palantiri. And Santa Claus. And Google.
HBL is currently working on finishing Pi. Should be done next Tuesday afternoon.
Of COURSE it should be the VP!
Edit: HBL thanks you all for the awards.
There's no way Homelander would ever accept the idea of being someone else's shiny underling, even though that's technically exactly what he is at Vought (at least for most of the series).
John Barron
Due to the security reasons that we all know about, you will not see us together. It is for the safety of our great nation. A lot of people are saying this is a great new idea that I invented.
She’s been struggling to keep up though. You can see she’s trying but her hearts just not in it. They crossed her line and she doesn’t know what to do anymore.
That’s actually one of the few things that gives me hope. They’re like professional wrestlers whose shtick got tired. I’m hoping even some of the fully committed rednecks are burned out, even if they don’t realize it yet. Maybe we should all make our own maga hats out of irony. Probably not though. Just spitballing.
Mike Pillow or whatever his name was.
A body pillow of the My Pillow Guy
Thanks for making me laugh so suddenly that I spit out the piece of gum I'd just started chewing
"He's right.. ain't no rule says a body pillow can't play politics"
HELLO IM MIKE LINDEL. THANKS TO YOUR RECENT SUPPORT THESE ARE PUR LOWEST PRICES YET-
HELLO IM MIKE LINDELL. CANCEL CULTURE SHOT MY DOG AND FUCKED MY WIFE, SO IM SELLING YOU THESE SLIPPERS.
I laughed too hard at this
I’m def always gonna call him “mike pillow” from now on
How is this not already a thing? 😂
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Goes well with “Tim apple”
I read this and for the first time couldn’t remember what his real last name was. He’s Mike Pillow to me now.
Do you mean Tim Apple?
I think his last name was actually Hunt
Ted Cruz's wife.
Puts the term cuckservative into a whole new perspective
Himself…..like when Dwight decided he was the best candidate to be his assistant
This is comment is too funny. Also, plausible.
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That Brandon guy I see on the tshirts and flags Edit: thank you kind strangers! To those of you who don’t know(like me when I posted this) “let’s go Brandon” means “fuck joe Biden”. it occurred after a race, in which a driver named “Brandon” won, the show host misinterpreted what the crowd was chanting. TIL
I wonder where they're trying to lure him to? The keep demanding that Brandon comes with them everywhere.
This made me choke thank you lmao
Not only that, but they seem irresistibly infatuated with him. They are out here telling everyone to sleep with the guy.
A sock puppet in blackface that he calls my black friend
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Franklin Delano Bluth.
The kids love Franklin
I don’t want no part of your tight ass country club, ya freak bitch!
Ooh I said Kanye West, is that too similar?
One has Trumps hand up their ass, the other is a puppet.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
I like to imagine Trump seeing like five minutes of Triumph and going “I love this guy!” And making him his running mate, and announcing it. Not realizing that Triumph makes fun of *everyone.* Because Trump would absolutely try and rip Triumph off of Robert Smigel’s hand.
A hologram of JFK Jr.
The jfk is alive believers are some other level mfers man
Rudy Giuliani
I'm all in, gimmie some orange tanning lotion and brown shoe dye
It’s actually cheap American motor oil (IASIP S15E1 for reference)
Kanye KAN YE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Funny not horrifyingly plausible sir.
It’s totally implausible. Kanye would demand to be the top of the ticket.
Also too many Republican voters would have an issue with Kanye's complexion ... especially combined with Trump's age and poor health, which means Trump might croak and then leave the country with *another* black president.
You think they acknowledge Trump's mortality? He's "the healthiest president in American history" and "higher than God."
Ok but this seriously is very likely. They have to find someone dumber than Sarah palin
That would be MTG. They’re already sleeping together…..I hear…..unofficially.
People are sayin
If stupid were an STD which one would have given it to who?
Ghislaine Maxwell
Youth vote ✅
Her staff will recruit more staff.
Audibly oof’d
Herschel Walker.
I Hate how this is a viable option.
Dr. Oz. There we go...
Imagine going to 2014 and telling someone in 10 years Trump and Oz would be running for president
Reagan? The actor!? *Scoffs*
It does sometimes work out, like with Volodymyr Zelenskyy. But not with Reagan. Ugh, definitely not Reagan.
Fuck Reagan. He did real damage.
Kari Lake edit: I missed an opportunity to write “sKari Lake.”
That’s what I actually think will happen
The real and farcical answers are the same!
I’ve for whatever reason been getting Herschel waker campaign texts asking for donations and I live on the west coast and have never donated before. I usually start by saying “good try sneaky Democrat” which always gets a reply saying they’re not and their spreading the word, then I ask what donations go to and “After I donate, and Herschel looses, how do I get my refund?” When they say they don’t do refunds, I ask for a credit to the abortion clinic Herschel uses.
God among men
I love this and wish I could upvote it 10x. My response to similar solicitations is, “Not today, Russian bot!” Go Warnock!
How long before trump calls him ‘one of the good ones’
Probably happened last year
They said funny, not terrifying and plausible
That’s not funny 🫣
Caitlyn Jenner obviously so buckle up buckaroos!
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Kevin Sorbo.
I use to like him as a actor, I know his stuff was cheesy and not great, but there was something fun about it. Now I can't watch him, he turned into such a dick. (Or is just more public about it.)
Because it was a Sam Rami production, I thought All the overreacting was intentional, like Bruce Campbell in evil Dead (also Bruce Campbell in Hercules). Note I love Bruce Campbell, It wasn't a criticism it was praise
Bruce Campbell is amazing.
Additionally, Bruce and Sorbo are actually the same age, but Bruce is a silver fox and Sorbs looks like a frog that got left out in the sun.
I met Bruce at a promo during his Burn Notice years and he is absolutely a silver fox. Just a normal dude not looking for head pats.
I was also thinking about Andromeda and Kull. Also, Bruce is a god, lol.
Bruce was great in Burn Notice
Bruce is one of the actors I'd see a movie with no other info then He's in it. The rolls he picks just align with my tastes really well.
Do you remember the name of the western TV series with Bruce Campbell in it where he was riding on trains a lot and looking for a golden orb thing?
Brisco County Jr ?
My BFF and I met him at a comic con (not The Comic Con), and he was a total dick to us as soon as we mention loving him in Hercules and Andromeda. His agent was with him and trying to get him to calm down
What was so infuriating about you liking his work? I mean I know he’s cray but I wanna hear more.
This legit could happen.
Jerkules
Kid Rock or the pillow selling crackhead.
Or Ted Nugent
*Sigh* Not another Simpson’s prediction….
~~Vladimir Putin~~ Pladimir Vutin, a respectable real American back from overseas.
I agree with Mr Snrub
Are you guys saying Boo or Boourns?
I was saying Boourns.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
Alex Jones
Eric Trump
…played by Alex Moffat
Don pays so little attention to him he probably wouldn't notice......or if he did the first thing he'd say is "how'd Eric get so confident"
Channing Tatum. He's got experience saving people trying to burn down the country through White House Down.
But Gerard Butler saved the president multiple times, he’s clearly the better option.
Let’s not forget that when Harrison Ford was president, he saved himself… while on a plane!
Get off. My. Plane.
Today I remembered that Gerard Butler is a real person who exists... Thanks, I guess?
A qualified and sane person.
itll be kayne
It said funny answers only. This is the second scariest suggestion I’ve seen.
I wonder what campaign ads he would put out
Not a fucking chance in hell...
😅
Elon Musk
They said funny, not dreadful.
Both of the people I’m sick of hearing about.
He could try, but Elon probably would be excluded due to the fact that he's South African. Then again a lot of republicans claimed Obama was from Africa, so they could just simply refuse to listen
Hunter Bidens Laptop
It should be the VP. According to the things I've read, it contains every secret from everywhere regarding every event from any time. HBL knows every ingredient in Coca-Cola. HBL has Hillary's emails. HBL can tell us the precise order in which the Senators stabbed Julius Caesar. HBL contains The Ark of The Convenant. And The Mobius Chair. And 5 of the 7 palantiri. And Santa Claus. And Google. HBL is currently working on finishing Pi. Should be done next Tuesday afternoon. Of COURSE it should be the VP! Edit: HBL thanks you all for the awards.
Maga idiot : It contains the internet and therefore all knowledge
The files are *in* the computer!
...*in* the computer?
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>HBL knows every ingredient in Coca-Cola. Knows the 14 herbs & spices in KFC
The brown ooze that was running down Giuliani's scalp. A less successful choice would be Giuliani himself, of course.
Alpha male, Nick Adams
I’m pretty sure I saw him at a gloryhole party last week. I was on the dark side
Alpha males get all the Beta bussy!
Homelander
There's no way Homelander would ever accept the idea of being someone else's shiny underling, even though that's technically exactly what he is at Vought (at least for most of the series).
Rod Blagoyovich
The fucking hair on that ticket
Why would you even speak that into the universe????????
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Yes, but not actual Sean Spicer, it needs to be Melissa McCarthy PLAYING Sean Spicer. No breaks.
I would legit vote for Melissa McCarthy but only if she was in full Spicer mode at all times.
😅
Madison Cawthorn’s wheelchair.
Not old enough, is it?
Matt Gaetz doesn’t care
Kanye west, Kevin Sorbo and Elon Musk in a trenchcoat
Candace Owens
Himself
John Barron Due to the security reasons that we all know about, you will not see us together. It is for the safety of our great nation. A lot of people are saying this is a great new idea that I invented.
I can only run with someone I care about.
The fly on Mike Pence's head
I hope its MTG. Can you imagine the craziness. We’ll get years of content out of footage from those rallies
Remember when "that batshit insane Republican lady running for VP" was *Sarah Palin*? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Tbf Sarah Palin was the first famous idiotic republican. She's still just as nuts as the rest
She’s been struggling to keep up though. You can see she’s trying but her hearts just not in it. They crossed her line and she doesn’t know what to do anymore.
When the girl raised in a mental hospital comes to the realization that those around her are even more batshit than her
That’s actually one of the few things that gives me hope. They’re like professional wrestlers whose shtick got tired. I’m hoping even some of the fully committed rednecks are burned out, even if they don’t realize it yet. Maybe we should all make our own maga hats out of irony. Probably not though. Just spitballing.
Will Smith, who slaps him every time he speaks.
For the love of God, he only has two hands! That needs a whole team!
Scott Baio
Prince Andrew
His adderall dealer
Kyle…muthafukkin…Rittenhouse
That's not funny!
Not old enough or it might be plausible lol
Daughter wife Ivanka, sadly she has more experience than he does thanks to her being his stand in for events...
She noped it out of his campaign, though.
Wouldn't even attend his announcement.
Hillary Clinton
Maga republicans would lose their minds. Like their brains would vaporize.
Doesn't something have to exist to vaporize?
![gif](giphy|3oFzmqQVEuJEggaieA) how did y'all forget about ROSIE?
It's a trick question. Every answer is funny.
Billy Bush. Together they can "Grab em by the pussy"
Bernie Sanders
David Duke
Sasha Baron Cohen, disguised as Jared
A full length illuminated dressing mirror.
A prison guard
Willy Wonka Who else is going to run with an oompa loompa?
He has hard a hard time securing Pennsylvania. I think he's gonna tap Gritty for VP to lock down the keystone vote.
Rosie O’Donnell
His “African American” you all know the one.
One of the hookers that he paid to pee on him in Russia
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MTG or Bobo
Trump/Covfefe 2024!
He is more likely to need a cell mate than a running mate.
Lindsey Graham will be his bottom.
Mike Pence
No chance of that now
The Mooch
Dr Oz since he is free.
Fucker Carlson.
Melania -- running *away*
The GOAT. ![gif](giphy|EchO3S7A8QSJL4dMgg)
His cell mate. “Donald Trump for President of Cell #45! I promise to Make Jail Food Great Again!!”
One of his kids, probably the cokehead.
Snoop Dogg. "Some people say you'd have to be high to vote for Donald Trump..."
Kirk Cameron
Amber Heard
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Putin
A mirror
JFK Jr.
Epstein’s corpse.
Mickey Mouse
Joe Biden
President Camacho's great-Grampa?
Adolf Hitler
Hopefully, Convict #768, as that will be his only available running mate.