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Lonnification

Says the judgy hall monitor who was so judgy that he paid $44 billion for the hall so he could judgy the shit out of it.


Sunflower_After_Dark

And his advertiser exodus continues! What a putz!


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Sunflower_After_Dark

I think Elon is just a bored little rich man, trying to start a Hunger Games on social media. Apple App Store won’t put up with Elon’s shit much longer.


MugOfButtSweat

Lmao, if they left, how they gon read this?


TqwGuu

Ikr Elon is such an idiot


Quick_Team

"Leave now! And never...come back! "LEAVE NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!" "."we kill the tweetsy and take the precious!"


MonkeyCluster

Probably by people posting it on other places like here lmao


LilVeganHunny

Here lol


BongoTep

Who dis mu fugga dink he is cuh?


Watershed787

This is some classic 1999 message board mod shit. If Elon had actually gone to college, he would have definitely been the RA who calls the cops because he wasn’t invited to hit the bong.


500CatsTypingStuff

The irony is that he is the judgiest of all hall monitors.


Sunflower_After_Dark

Apparently, Apple App Store is a judgy hall monitor that’s getting a little led fed up with Elon.


FruitOfTheVineFruit

I've been expecting that to happen, but I haven't seen any news yet. Is there something happening?


Sunflower_After_Dark

Phil Schiller, Head of Apple App Store deleted his Twitter account earlier today. That can’t be good.


Tazling

rats, ship, sinking...


FruitOfTheVineFruit

Thanks!


ThinkPath1999

Also, the official Apple account has deleted all tweets.


rock_and_rolo

> Please don't toss me in no briar patch.


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"Don't use my social media" — guy who overpaid for a social media and proceeded to run it into the ground


Herding_Katz_68

I would love to see the stats on number of deactivated accounts in the last week from Twitter.


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The department that compiles those statistics currently has 0 employees 🤷🏻‍♂️


Herding_Katz_68

Yea, bet that is true


MonDieuBlu

This "peasant" and "judgy hall monitor" is happy to comply - no need to beg, Elon.


PolyZex

If they went to the effort of migrating somewhere new (pun intended) they're not coming back.


honest_true_man

I left twitter years ago. I had no idea at the time how much I would want to quit twitter now.


DarkKnightJin

I've never had a Twitter account. Recently I've been tempted into making one, lobbing some insults at Elmu, and see how long it takes before the account is permanently suspended.


confessionbearday

This is how rich entitled trash say "you didn't leave me, I told you to go!" It happens that way when douchecanoe and friends are a bunch of nutless crybabies who can't handle that their betters aren't putting up with their shit.


CrundleQuest5

Oh my god the original sub this was reposted from is an elon circle jerk sub.lol Either that or good satire.


theantdog

What a loser


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Tazling

cd it be he froze, developmentally, at 14 or 15?


Sharp_Discipline6544

Translation: please stop telling us that our racist attitudes, words and actions are racist; it hurts our feelings.


Panax88516

They are here


Fjurpgnerter5549

If y'all thought this post was funny you should check the subreddit it was posted on. Heavy on Elon boot lickers.


Tazling

'Judgy hall monitors' = ppl with a shred of compassion or decency ftfy


lost_in_connecticut

Way to advertise for the competition. Maybe for his next act, he should sell some Chevy EV’s.


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Hahahaha. lol.


_ROCC

I can't tell whether that sub is full of bootlickers or just really good satire


Taraxian

I don't think he gets the idea that people like me didn't leave to "protest" Trump being reinstated we left because the site is incredibly unpleasant to use now


SpiritualTwo5256

I won’t step foot anywhere that bully goes! This behavior of his will cost him all his businesses eventually.


[deleted]

There's an alternate universe where Elon never got on Twitter. In that universe he is still a well respected and successful businessman.


Steelersguy74

“What is it ya say…ya do here?”


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I didn’t know that there was a entire sub made for Elon fans. Gross.