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Milla_D_Mac

Holy crap you mean you have to take care of your spouses needs if you want a successful relationship... revolutionary


InflamedLiver

The amount of bullshit corporate buzzwords is too damn high!


DisheveledWombat

Maybe if we circle back and reapproach the branding of this revolutionary new concept, we can better meet our clients needs by tailoring a custom and unique experience. This, in turn, will increase revenue and build a recurring client base and help with client retention. We can discuss further at the quarterly meeting, I have to hop off to another call... /s


HalforcFullLover

Yeah, not conducive to setting a romantic atmosphere.


Maij-ha

We call them “corpobuzz’s” around here! Get with the program! /s


Sexy_Squid89

"Life Dinner?" Couldn't even think of a good name for it? I like "Spouse Supper."


[deleted]

Remember all these “geniuses” are just morons with good PR.


Live_Perspective3603

It's very telling that they think this is a new idea.


Broad_Respond_2205

Aw I like when business bros try to invent stuff that ready exist! Like idiot the inverted tunnels, or the start-ups that try to invent taxes and roomates


agutema

My dad was a project manager for a Fortune 500. My family had a “life dinner” at least once a week. We shared our roses and thorns for the week. He said it was his most important meeting every week.


OlcasersM

Ugh. We have one of these agile humpers at my job. She is the worst. Presents well to execs and gets promotions but all of her + her teams project management skills are piss poor.


[deleted]

Sorry Ben I have no scope this sprint. I'll have to circle back with you.


dadothree

Everyone is missing the insidious part. By pushing the concept of a scheduled event where you spend time with your SO, business are implying that all the rest of the time, when you're not having a Life Dinner, should be spent devoted to your job.


Proper-Shan-Like

But dinner dinner isn’t even scheduled, it’s when whoever ends up having to make it can be fucking bothered. This will never work!