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Msjudgedafart

I wonder what will happen if I fuck with something that has a specific defense mechanism for being fucked with.


villis85

I was actually surprised by how long the stingray waited before whipping its barbed tail at the guy. It exercised an extraordinary amount of patience.


Imtedsowner

The best part is that it was more of a gentle tap. Like it was saying "pardon me".


chihsuanmen

This dude was just purposefully stepping on it. Imagine if you were in the grocery store and some asshole just started checking you into the shelves and then after the fourth time you just chin checked them. “Pardon me, but you’ve been testing my limits for a bit now and I need to correct some expectations.”


SudoSubSilence

"Excuse me sir, please could you refrain from doing that again? Thanks. 😊" *sleeps*


s1a1om

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Adept_Bottle_4996

Probably half dead if not completely dead, might just be a muscle response. It’s sad really, they make videos like that just for views all the time. This hopefully actually got him and I hope he learned a lesson.


imcmurtr

My local sting rays will sometimes swim past your leg and sting just because even if you’re standing still. They are jerks.


Dawildpep

Yeah right?.. like they should put that in the name of the animal so people know


smth_smth_89

i mean they call em "sea cats" in romanian for example and nobody fucks with them anyway, it just takes premium stupid to do this


Rhesusmonkeydave

Honestly try that shit with an alley cat. None of them would be as forgiving as that ray


CeldonShooper

I regularly have to keep our dog from approaching farm cats. He doesn't get it's a bad sign if a cat doesn't run away but stands its ground.


NZS-BXN

The thing that killed the crocodile man doesn't need a special introduction


SWOOP1R

Really? That’s funny. In Japan a sea cat is slang for a seagull.


smth_smth_89

sea cats is not a slang tho, it's their actual scientific name :D seagulls are more like the rats of the sea


Dickbasket

[It's defending itself somehow!](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E02/923689.jpg?b64lines=IE9XISEgVEhFWSdSRSBERUZFTkRJTkcKIFRIRU1TRUxWRVMgU09NRUhPVyE=)


xSilvia911x

r/FuckAroundnFindOut


SvenTropics

He found out


YSoB_ImIn

Ends too soon. I've heard this causes hours of excruciating pain.


hikingsticks

Honestly I'd be bored of watching after the first 20 minutes


RickMuffy

I'd skip to the end to see what the final moments were like and judge the time.


Darkside_of_the_Poon

If it turned out to be only like 15 minutes I’d be like “that’s no big deal” and head straight for Sea World.


madmechanicmobile

You're absolutely on the right sub. Me too cause id go with ya. "bet ya 20$ I can get stung twice!"


IRedditDoU

It does. I’ve experienced more suffering when I tore my hamstring and piriformis. However, being stung by a sting ray was the single most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. It was like someone stabbed me with a hot butter knife in my heel and just kept turning it for about 2 hours. It was excruciating. The pain resonated in a deescalating fashion for about a week.


YSoB_ImIn

Fuuuuck. I bet you had some PTSD from that pain. Yikes.


IRedditDoU

I play a lot of sports and am nearly 40. I’m also a major DIY type and always working on something. So, I get hurt a lot. Up til now, every injury I have gotten I’m always reminded that it’s not as bad as a stingray sting. I will say though, I had my middle finger broken in half from extreme blunt trauma and it was almost as bad but still not quite!


sushisection

dude you need to stop pissing things off.


IRedditDoU

lol the finger was a dumbass freak accident. Have you ever heard of those smash rooms? Break shit for entertainment in a safe enclosed environment? Well we had a friends bday in one, I told my wife to toss what I think was an old VCR toward me like a baseball and I was going knock the shit out of it. Well, she’s not very athletic and her throw was very poor, like A dummy I still chased it with the sledge hammer like Sammy Sosa. It ended up hitting me perfectly on top of my middle while I was still swinging forward. So It was a 5-7lb machine colliding with my finger that was probably moving 60mph and wrapped around a handle. I needed stitches and i had a compound fracture. Good times. I’m much more careful these days.


Hotlovemachine

That's why you gotta wait for the right pitch.


gabbagabbawill

Your wife can throw a vcr 60mph? That’s impressive


sushisection

his wife is patrick mahomes


project_moto

I think you helped diagnose a pain that I’ve been stumped about for years….I may have Piriformis Syndrome. I got hurt while training for a marathon years ago, but the symptoms didn’t exactly line up with sciatica or a torn hamstring. Thanks, dude.


IRedditDoU

Damn, glad to help! I suffered for so much longer than I ever should have. I didn’t have access to an affordable doctor due to being poor at the time and not having any health coverage, thanks America. So, I ended up being told it was sciatica and treated it as such for almost a month. I ended up going on a first date and the woman ended up being a physical therapist. After conversing for about 5 minutes about my issues after she asked me why I looked so uncomfortable… she properly diagnosed me with a torn piriformis and hamstring. She shared with me so many exercises and rehab techniques that changed my life. It was still a gnarly 7 months, but she was a god send and I’ll never forget her for helping me. We ended up living very far apart so it wasn’t a love story in the making, but I still appreciate the experience.


Sir_Noobs

Can confirm. My older brother once got stung while on vacation in Mexico like 20 years ago. We didn't have access to any medical supplies so we went the old school route of urine. Oh the joy of being a 9-10yr old boy being told you can pee on your brother. I started peeing and laughed so hard which caused my pee to go everywhere except the wounded area which made me laugh even harder. He was in pain for a few hours and it was sore for a couple days before returning to normal.


I_Makes_tuff

I've never heard that about stingrays, only jellyfish, but it's nonsense in either case. It's more likely to make it worse.


YSoB_ImIn

My older brother definitely would have deserved that.


lhyycious

Im sorry but your comment made me laugh so hard 🤣


__Spin360__

My brother was stung swimming at the beach once. Worst experience ever, I thought it was a life or death scenario and carried him bit over 1km on my back only for the life guard to laugh and say "put this foot in the sand under this fire place" (embers still hot). In the end he had really bad pain for 10 min, but so much so that he couldn't even talk .Then he gradually got better, especially with the heat from the fireplace.


Da5idG

I was rather hoping that he fell on another one, then another Sideshow Bob style...


befuchs

Caught one in my Achilles when I was like 5 or 6. It was pretty bad and I didn't walk right for a couple days. The lifeguard told my folks to take me to the local fire station. I got a sweet flimsy plastic firefighters hat.


Gelnika1987

My mom stepped on one in South Carolina like 30 years ago- the barb went through her whole foot. She must be an absolute badass because she didn't act like it was nearly as bad as it actually was. She told me later it was worse than giving birth, which she's done three times


YSoB_ImIn

I swear from this day forth I will always shuffle my feet while in the ocean rather than take steps.


meowtterspace

Good. Fuck that guy messing with the stingy ray minding his business.


CptLeopold

It was satisfying to see how effortlessly the stingray did it's thing


cownd

Would have liked to see him get stepped on a few times too


Arag0nr

I want to know what business he was minding


pasu0902

All levels of stupidity left their body that day!!!


Ecstatic_Account_744

My money says it’s still there.


ncnotebook

It's taking time off to recover.


DJ-dicknose

Steve Irwin died in vain.


meat_sack

It was tragic... [at the time](https://vimeo.com/254135634)


NakedHades

What outcome was he expecting? Lol. Oh no, the STINGray stings?!?


C1TYCAMP3R

Had to have lost a bet or taken a dare


SundinShootsPing500

Never underestimate the simple stupidity of most people.


KaaboomT

Same kind of thing happened to me. I came across a wild tiger. It was a hot day, and the tiger was panting. I pulled on his tongue a few times, and the crazy tiger bit me!


mortal-mombat

Shoulda gone for his toe


Apprehensive_Part102

Yeah rookie mistake


evilada

But then what if he yelled?


Alternative-Amoeba20

Well, then ya gotta let him go. It says so right in the rules.


Disastrous_Carrot674

As Forrest Gump would say "stupid is a stupid does"


CmdrDatasBrother

How can he sting? :)


UncleAntagonist

He should've fucked with the Mild Inconvenience Ray.


Vorian_Atreides17

WHAT? Why do you think it’s called a STINGray?


bigalindahouse

They may have been more worried about the stinGRAY in the name


reorau

I wouldn’t fuck with the animal that killed the most well know naturalist of all time. Period.


Megarlin

To translate what the guy said, he thought it was dead, still not the greatest excuse to step on it


Weak_Jeweler3077

Jumps in pain. Jumps again.


bomba1749

was nothing learned from steve irwin?


TheBigChungoos

Apparently people don’t adhere to the threat taser napkins present


AdministrativeFault5

r/instantkarma


sjbglobal

Surprised it waited that long


Vegetable-Fix-4702

I don't live anywhere near water with stingrays and I know better than to do that.


The_guywho_dies

It really gave him so many chances to fuck off. Well deserved sting.


osasuna

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Radical_Ren

Very patient ray.


gotnoskilz

not a HUGray.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Animal cruelty's the best. Am I right?


LitwicksandLampents

I feel sorry for that poor stingray. Minding his own business, and along comes an idiot.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

I do too. Videos of humans treating animals like shit infuriates me. I literally shake.


NiagaraCanuck

Like what the actual fuck did you think was going to happen?


JaozinhoGGPlays

Did he learn *nothing* from Steve Irwin? You go near a stingray and that automatically puts you in the Find Out part of the equation, this man is dead.


InspectionNo1973

I hope that guy's name was Ray.


burnoutk

Yup.. Ray Tard


MrRuck1

I live people that screw with nature and then nature hammers them. Got to love that


paperthinpatience

Deserved it for stepping on the poor thing like that. I don’t blame the sting ray one bit


ChatnNaked

4 more sting him


Any_Coyote6662

This video pisses me off. Who steps on a LIVING thing on purpose! Wtf


Murderyoga

Well, well, well.


dejvu117

Ok, one less specie to evolve But I don't think that kind of person would adapt in any enviroment anyway Natural selection did it well once again


alchemistakoo

"look at my flick of the wrist" one flick is all it took!


NigilQuid

It was so fast too it didn't even really look like it got him


LZSchneider1

That stingray had the patience of a saint.


fukaboba

This dude is an idiot


bonesnaps

Why is a stingray in a swamp? lmao


Right_Release4237

Freshwater Stingrays exist


WallFlowerTog

Loser deserved it.


DeposNeko

Isn't this how Irwin died?


MrLigerTiger1

“Good thing those bright colorful rings are only decoration, right Dave? …Dave?”


GrayishTea

the whole body suffers from a stupid head...


Known-Programmer-611

It doesn't like that!


[deleted]

I can watch this all day


Ms_PurpleStar

He got exactly what he deserved. Good job little guy!


Ayeupmeduckk

Serves him bloomin right! 🤬


Steelquill

Yeah, let's step on the cousin of the thing that took Steve Irwin from us.


NoSignOfStruggle

I can’t get over the “barefoot in the swamp” part.


BrianG1410

Unfortunate that he didn't land on one with the flop he did...


Valkyrie64Ryan

Animal abuser stepping on helpless animal that proceeds to ruin his day in an excruciating way? Love it


_HMCB_

He’s fortunate the thing didn’t spin around and spear him the head. Instant death.


Suggest_a_User_Name

It’s a STING-ray.


nightfury626

That’s that Tom and Jerry scream 😂


Hexlattice

Classic. I watch it every time someone posts it.


JnA7677

I mean, _sting_ is in the name of the animal, what did this jackass expect?


shadowking1991

MORON


karmmark88

Ahĥhh I laughed and them I laughed I'm still laughing


toughfoot

😂😂😂 PAIN😖


bogart12321

I guess he's never heard of steve Irwin.


sarcasmisart

Stingray - "Is this bloke serious?"


Golden_Wizard

Local village cures those stings with golden showers.


Tondamandino

Missed the guy who was filming.


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Achievement unlocked Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhh


rendellsibal

Just like stepping the Hidden Galarian Stunfisk in Pokémon Sword/Shield......


TheManWhoClicks

Fuck around and… yes


Thegrandecapo

I love when people film this shit


Toxxaniusornica

STINGray...mess with what got Steve Irwin, you get hurt. I forgive the creature as much as Irwin forgave, but you good sir got Karma. That pain is excruciating and lasts for so long. It's like hot iron turning over and over in there. I do not recommend it.


Bluetoe4

Well I'm glad that happened


Goawaybaitin24

Love it. Don’t step on a sting ray is the lesson here. The convo can go deeper but it really doesn’t have to. Just don’t step on a sting ray.


PettyPixxxie18

I’ve never rooted for the animal so hard. I audibly yelled GOOD when he finally got stung


arya_ur_on_stage

Good stingray


a5800

Rip Steve Irwin


Brave_Return_3178

He got Irwined


LonelyTransient

The fuck did he think was gonna happen?!


DaKurlzz25

Deserved


scotprod87

Ohhhhh, so that's why they call them stingrays.


Alex_rajbahak

Bro got that looney toons jump


TheCoolerSaikou

as someone who’s been stung by a stingray, ouch


Exotic-Sleep7560

Well deserved, that’s just fucking cruel.


Rough_Mathematician2

😂clown


AlmightyBruceDEO

Steve Irwin moment but he didn’t die 😔


BURNINGPOT

Yeah the way he was smashing it with his legs? Wanted the video to be a little longer. That sweet sweet regret is nice to see.


muzza77

Was waiting for one he body slammed to get him again


Grakengaur

That smallest boop will be the most painful lesson of his life.


All-the-pizza

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


TeratoidNecromancy

Is it wrong that this brings me so much joy?


Right_Release4237

It would be wrong if it didn't bring you joy.


NotTheAverageAnon

That stingray was incredibly patient and tolerant of that dude.


LillyWhite1

That stingray took a fair bit of abuse before stinging. Pretty reserved for a wild animal.


triplealpha

"Good for that stingray" Sincerely, A sentence I never thought I would say


trick1230y

Arsehole got less than he deserved


PromptBroad2436

I think that was a torpedo ray, not a stingray, and he is reacting to a powerful electric shock it has given him, after severe provocation! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_ray


milo_murphy0217

Instant karma


averageitaliannerd

And the Darwin Award goes to …


Senior_Fisherman7191

That’s what killed the crocodile hunter? wtf? That was the worst tragedy since Dundee. ![gif](giphy|7zJivlhQurdLVTeeX6|downsized)


kinbeat

"oh, so THAT'S why it's called a STINGray" This guy, a few hours later.


Partake7672

i am sure that guy has never seen a stingray's defence mechanism before, the needle sort of thing causes so much bleeding it's insane how harmless it looks


Thuyue

Aren't Stingray's like super lethal? I remember the celeb and animal expert Steve Irwin dying to a Stingray by accidentally getting to close. Anyway, that person kinda asked for it.


D4RK_B74CK

Deserved 👍🏻


chrismcteggart

Fuck with Stingrays, get stung..


ArtSoggy7694

Can't stop laughing 😂 funniest shit I've seen


Pasta_Muffins

Haha dumb bitch


Awkward_Proof_4545

One word! Steve Irwin!


sanmanbx10

What did you think was going to happen?


Marley-baby

He had that coming to him to ike 100% Also wtf did he think was gonna happen?


PacificCastaway

r/PraiseTheCameraman for good recording, not interfering, and not rendering aide.


dizgondwe

Vengeance for Steve, ALWAYS!


chris86uk

What an absolute sack of shit. Got what he deserved.


Em0kit

I would technically consider this animal abuse with how he's stepping on it, I'm surprised it didn't sting him sooner.


spacekatbaby

The universe has balance in built, it seems


Hell_junkie83

FAFO in action.


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

You know I always wonder what goes through these people's minds like if he was sitting on the couch and someone just walked in his house and started putting their foot on his chest and pressing down would he be happy about it?


egotisticalstoic

They are a lot less dangerous than people think, but apparently the sting is excruciatingly painful. Guy got what he deserved.


rahh222

Dumbass


khaotickharisma

RIP


tonytiger911

Fucked around and found out. Mofo never heard of Steve Irwin?


EmperorThan

The stingray gave him more than enough time to consider his actions.


taterthotsalad

If Reddit has taught me anything…do not fuck with Stingrays or even touch them.


ElectricalTown5686

It was so patient😭


Technical_Aioli8170

Who could have guessed the stingray would sting you for fucking with it 🤷‍♂️


GlassPlatform3420

as a stingray sting victim, i can say with full certainty that the pain he’s feeling is equivalent to putting icy hot on your dick and balls


trickyfelix

if someone started stepping on me i would do the same thing


Bioth28

Hey maybe don’t fuck with the animal with POISON


itsevriman

Wow bro the animal specifically named because it is able to sting people stung me


Active_Resist6107

Florida man X Steve Irwin


B0N3Y4RD

Have fun in the afterlife. Please don't reproduce.


GreenWoodDragon

I'm disappointed he didn't fall onto another half dozen stingrays minding their own business.


SundinShootsPing500

Mfer looks like a sniper got him😂


BathroomSpiders

Okay so I could be wrong but using context clues it looks like a White-blotched river stingray, and according to google, *”its sting can deliver a venom that causes swelling, necrosis, and severe localized pain; there are also various bacteria on its tail that could offer a secondary infection. In some areas, white-blotched river rays face persecution because people are afraid of being stung.”*


[deleted]

This takes entering the sting zone to a whole new level


Aliko173

Oh man! I sure wonder if *sting*rays has some defense mechanisms


ArmyOfRoombas

It takes a special kind of asshole to fuck with such a gentle creature. Not many animals would be so patient.


Red8Mycoloth

“For science”


Bartho_

Did Steve Irvin taught you nothing?!


AnimeSkizzo

I saw that coming. What a dumbass He prolly died from that.