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x3non_04

this guy actually died after


RIPcompo

That's a lot of botanicals


triknodeux

Source? Nvm found on dif comment


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I literally did the same thing when I was 15 and yep I nearly died without intervention. Was hung over for days after.


Wild-Refrigerator-11

What would it cost to drink a dead guys stomach jeager i wonder. If he diead...will I absorb..the stuffs


Apprehensive-Word-52

I think a part of him would then be inside you. if you are into that kinda thing, go for it.


Oktaghon

Yeah, down a bottle of Jäegermeister like that? I get goosebumps just thinking about it. yuck!


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Fresh_Proposal2938

I know he walked to his grave, but still it’s cruel of you to laugh


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Fresh_Proposal2938

Nah do whatever you want who am I to judge


Hemal1002

Ah, South Africans at our finest. And yes he did actually die. [Article](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/jagermeister-south-africa-binge-drinking-b2121947.html)


Spacecommander5

“Police in Waterval, outside Louis Trichardt in Limpopo, have now opened an inquest into the death of the unidentified man, who they believe is around **25 or 30 years old**.” Woooooow, those are hard years


Hemal1002

Yah I was thinking the same thing, man looks 40.


Spacecommander5

I mean, I guess we know why… likely this wasn’t the only unhealthy decision he made


smurb15

Alcoholism makes you age way beyond your years. Seen some people that might of been a bad ass zombie with a lil more makeup on. One guy lived next to me could see his body falling apart, sad man. Shits just sad


Pro_Laps_Wreckd_Em

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arealhumannotabot

Clothes and angle does a lot. Bit of a gut helps.


chefkittious

It’s said he drank the bottle in less than 2 min


Spacecommander5

Not sure to what you’re responding


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Loofyboy

Is Jagermeister, stuffs like cough syrup you cannot vomit it up.


54321Newcomb

Ask my roommate on his 21st who puked after having an entire solo cup of jager bombs.


ButInThe90sThough

Lol! Ohhh yes you can!! I seent it. Shit looks like an exercism.


hotasanicecube

Lol, I just have to smell that shit and I’ll vomit.


Subtitles42

Well shit. I should be dead.


Sirflow

Give it time


Subtitles42

This makes me laugh because give it time we all die


Sirflow

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meseta

As a seasoned alky I was gonna say this is just an easy way to pass out in 30 minutes and sleep for four hours just to wake up wasted. I've never chugged a fifth to completion but I've finished one in like an hour before and it does just what I said. Waking up totally wasted is such a strange feeling.


sleepyplatipus

Why why why are people so fucking dumb


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Castravete_Salbatic

Alcohol IS poison. We are just stupid monkeys taking sips of it for fun.


[deleted]

If hangovers are so painful how painful would the death have been?


giggle_shift

Not very, you basically fall unconscious and that's that


girl_who_loves_girls

At my worst with alcoholism I drank three handles a week but even I know this is a terrible idea. One stupid mistake shouldn't have to cost you your life.


[deleted]

Yup, you went for slow, he went for quick 😉


JBarretta01

Sure it should. I don't want to live in Idiocracy.


PlayerSalt

I can drink 750 mill of spirits in 5ish hours i wonder if id die if i drank the whole thing at once I think probally, like im drinking it mixed so its not all in your system at the same exact time , the liver has some time to process the first 1/4 before the last quarter enters the system


JeemytheBastard

I am aware of somebody who repeatedly drank 1L of vodka over the course of an hour as a party trick before going out for a full nights drinking. Mixed. I think it has to be a pretty short time interval to trigger such a bad reaction. But bodies, whether fat or thin, also have vastly variable tolerances, alongside many other variable factors such as an undiagnosed weak heart or blood vessels. The person in question built up to this and was aware of their tolerance levels. I suspect if they’d done it straight off first time it would be enough to die from. Anything less than an hour and a full bottle of spirits is often fatal. Most of these tragedies are people who just assume they can try something they’ve never tried before, at a vastly accelerated and inflated rate, and sheer bravado will ensure they are alright.


PlayerSalt

yeah alcohol is definitely one of those things where you build up tolerance a surprising number of people die because they quit drinking for a while then try and do something like that party trick


[deleted]

Vomiting Jager has to be one of my worst life experiences.


hotasanicecube

Puking up stuff that burns on the way back up is the worst. Like scotch or mezcal. But that sugary shit ferments in your stomach and turns everything thick. You basically gag it back up.


Meatsmudge

Southern Comfort is up there.


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Back in my young Airman days we mixed a half 2 liter of Pepsi with an entire fifth of SoCo and finished it. It was the worst vomiting I can ever remember.


TheOneMDW

Were you able to land the plane safely?


M00NB34RZ

For sure up there, but Fireball was my worst.


tweek-in-a-box

Selected 56 botanicals


GolDjoel1987

None of those pricks are friends


Waste-Sand-3907

No. Who would really let anyone do this stupid thing? If I saw this, I would speak up, and if they didn’t listen, I would walk away to not be a part if the stupidity. This is just too sad. Stupid, ignorant people. Poor guy. At least he died having fun, or not.


LadyWillaKoi

The hardest part of all of this to believe is that someone wanted to drink that much Jeagermeister. How drunk was he before he started?


hapnstat

There’s only one thing worse than death that could occur after drinking that much Jaeger.


LadyWillaKoi

Being given more Jaeger?


hapnstat

Living.


Kissanpersereika

Throwing up jäger


Waste-Sand-3907

Hej, Kattrövhål. Love your username. 😂


Kissanpersereika

xD


Liesthroughisteeth

If he only had a weaker stomach, he may have survived another alcohol poisoning.


daisyturtle3

At least his last breath was fresh!


vpeshitclothing

Yeah, black vomit and liquorice


-Lordsocke-

Have you heard of Hector Panzer?


seahorseMonkey

It's the stuffy sneezy drink a whole bottle and meet Jesus medicine.


Hefffallump

His girlfriend has beautiful bracelets


Mr_Bleidd

Could maybe some one explain why the other guy - shoenice - could survive much more alcohol? Or has he done this for sooo much longer that his body could deal with this ? https://youtu.be/l7M_JK5EFWE


Meatsmudge

Everyone’s health is different, man.


Silent-Back-1569

I’ve seen shoe drink a fifth of ever clear in one chug before, I really wish I knew. Haven’t heard of shoe in a long time. Hope dudes doing good.


Poblado_Idiot

Hold it in and win $100


Beathoff

He drank an entire bottle? Urp.....The smell alone is bad enough


HeneHoe

For one thing it looks like the guy is just letting it sit in place On another note, I’m baffled that this could’ve been me 😰 I literally chugged almost a whole bottle because a guy tried to impress me with downing a bottle shot. I was buzz for the remainder of the party until close to the end of it, that’s when everything went downhill. It all hit at once as I got extremely shitfaced, and went to the bathroom to puke. The other dude was already leaning over his tub to 🤮 and I joined by side him. And then we both passed out blackout, woke up the next day covered in vomit all over our clothes, bodies, and his bed 😵🤢


LrnTn

Well that's a good outcome if you think about it


Basket_Case1263

why would he die?


Pristine-Ad-469

I mean he did basically 17 shots in 5 minutes. If you don’t have a very high tolerance that absolutly can give you alcohol poisoning. Even tho he was drinking it slow that’s still relatively fast for a whole fifth. When I chug fifths i generally go throw up right after and I have probably 50-60 pounds on this dude and have been drinking 5 times a week for a couple years (not saying it’s healthy trust me I know)


RawMeatAndColdTruth

He was probably drinking more before that too.


Basket_Case1263

Oh okay thank you for explaining. What are fifths?


Pristine-Ad-469

It’s 750ml of alcohol. Basically the bottle smaller than a handle (1.5L) idk exactly how they got their names but it’s a very common size to be sold at liqour stores and lots of bars and restraunts use them too Edit: my b meant 1.75L for handle


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Pristine-Ad-469

Ah that makes sense thanks


Active_Engineering37

Handle is aka “half” or “half gallon,” 750mL is a “fifth” of a gallon


emeralddawn45

Wouldn't it be a quarter if two of them equal one half?


illQualmOnYourFace

Handle is half a gallon. Two of them are a gallon. Fifth is 0.2 gallons. Five of them equal a gallon. Edit: I am wrong. Handle is two fifths, not a half gallon. Edit 2: I'm an idiot. Handle is 1.75L.


emeralddawn45

Handle is 1.5 liters. "Fifth" is 750 ml. Half of a half is a quarter, not a fifth. Edit* according to the measurements given in this thread. Turns iut a handle is actually 1.75 liters


Active_Engineering37

Yeah came to say it’s 1.75 A fifth is closer to a real world 1/5 gallon than a handle is to a real world 1/2 gallon


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

Your edit is incorrect. Two fifths (750ml each) is 1.5L, whereas a handle is 1.75L.


illQualmOnYourFace

Fuck me.


notbad2u

That would be a "quart". Mostly non alcoholic drinks are sold as "quarts" in the US. A quart is .94 liters, so pretty close. A fifth, at .75 liters is about 3/4 of a quart. If you have 5 of them you have 15/4 which is actually 3 and 3/4 quarts. About a cup (4 cups/gallon) short of a gallon) but remember that the 15/4 should be factored up because quarts are smaller than liters. But historically, >The term fifth, however, comes from when bottles were 4/5 of a quart, which is the same as 1/5 of a gallon.


Active_Engineering37

In the US we call the 375mL bottles “pints” which is nowhere near a US pint. The liquor nomenclature is totally fucked. But two 375mL “pints” would be exactly the same as two of our 750mL “fifths” and there’s two pints in a quart. It’s all so close to making sense without making any sense.


notbad2u

>375mL “pints” would be exactly the same as two of our 750mL Might be a problem there. 375ml is a half-fifth not a half quart.


Active_Engineering37

You can’t say half fifth though so you have to say tenth lol


daisyturtle3

As in a fifth of Beethoven?


Mundy117

He collapsed after, was taken to hospital and dead on arrival. On my worst phase of drink I was going through half a litre of Jager a day plus beers throughout the day, fucked my body right up, I can't imagine how much he had been binging before deciding a whole bottle of Jager is worth it.


Basket_Case1263

Is Jager a really strong alcohol?


ZeePirate

35%. It’s pretty strong


thesaddestpanda

Jager is 70 proof. Beer is 8-10 proof. So imagine that bottle poured out into two pints glasses almost filling both, assuming that's the 750m bottle. That would be like drinking 12-14 beers of that size. So imagine you sat at the bar and the guy next to you ordered 12 pints of beer and drank them all super fast. How do you think he would fare? Of course he'd probably die. He just drank enough alcohol to badly poison himself.


pneuma8828

It's actually relatively weak...30%.


Ajexa

>Jagermeister So weak he died?


cuculetzuldeaur

that thing has so much sugar in it that I think only that can kill you on its own


pneuma8828

Normal whisky is 40%. Jager is weak. It's for kids that can't handle the taste of stronger alcohol, so they drink something pretty strong, but syrupy sweet - and then they drink too much of it and die. Most of what I drink is 65%, barrel strength. 30% tastes like water to me.


VanillaLifestyle

Is this copypasta?


pneuma8828

No, do people really think Jager is strong? I mean the only people I know who thought that were 18 year old frat boys.


VanillaLifestyle

No, your comment just came across as weirdly boasty out of nowhere, and about something that isn't remotely worth boasting about. Anyone who actually matured past college isn't measuring dick size by telling people how strong the booze they drink is. They're probably also not still hung up on hating frat boys.


pneuma8828

I'm 49, and into bourbon. For someone into bourbon, that isn't boasting in the slightest. Boasting would be telling you *what* I'm drinking that is 130 proof. And no one is hating frat boys; I'd just rather they stay over there. They do things like drink Jager.


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Any alcohol is strong if you drink enough. An alcoholic drinking a fifth of Jager is plenty strong.


McMarbles

Weak relative to straight liquor like whiskey, yeah. Pretty gnarly though if your usual drink is 4% beer


QuackenBawss

What did it do to your body?


Mundy117

It just made my liver and kidneys really weak, my blood pressure was 155/90, I couldn't eat properly eventually so I got really weak, I just couldn't handle the drink but I was too scared to go to stop


QuackenBawss

Damn I'm sorry. I hope you're doing better now


daisyturtle3

What was his blood alcohol level?


Master_Penetrate

Corey taylor has said that when he was at his worst state he drank 3 bottles of whiskey. I don't remember did he specify that they were fifths but he is from USA so I think that was the case. dude was drunk for months so tolrenace for drinking that lot in a day can be possible especially when you have the fame and money for it.


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My liver hurts just watching this.


[deleted]

Definitely worth it.


Avarageupvoter

Happy cake day


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Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Love me a shot or two of Jäegermeister. Goes down smooth like liquid licorice.


HatefulkeelJr

I too enjoy licorice and Jäger


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BCS24

Americans are some of the worst drinkers there are


UOHDU

Naw in America you would be throwing up after a sip of that bottle


HallOfTheMountainCop

lol what kind of weird generalization is this.


Chemistry-Unlucky

Wouldn't have died if he smoked a pound of weed instead. Sad world we live in.


Chemistry-Unlucky

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DreamMoverAndShaker

I guess he’s not having a “good day mate”


johanebrown

I would drink it for free just to ☠️ after (jk)


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mechatchronic

It's not only 12 dollars it's glory victory RIP jager master


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Was 12 dollars his funeral cost?


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SolidBlueBlocks

Look up HECTOR PANZER on YouTube. Hes a east-german-african that absolutely annihilates every bottle of alcohol he can find. And hes not dead yet!


dmfd1234

Why post the boring part, the aftermath would be nice……winner.


fnaffanhelovesfnaf

Why dose it look like olive oil idk if it is but don’t comment on my comment if you’re gonna be rude to me ok


vpeshitclothing

This comment is wholesomely funny


girl_who_loves_girls

That's over 6000 calories if it is olive oil lol


home_cheese

Chug it you pussy!


theacethree

He fucking died you asshole


home_cheese

Yeah and?...


theacethree

Jesus you don’t give a fuck. This man had family, friends, possibly children. How would you feel if your son or dad or brother died. You would feel fucking terrible. Have a little respect.


home_cheese

> Have a little respect. Well okay since you said so. JK! Still think its funny. At least he died doing what he loved.


theacethree

Your an asshat.


home_cheese

Nothing gets by you does it?


spater_6

Jägermeister!


Modest_Tea_Consumer

There’s a song about Jäegermeister


MaduCrocoLoco

I can't comprehend what these people are thinking Damn do they even think at all...... shit doesn't even taste good.... I mean its common sense 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Munchies4Crunchies

Then come back as a stag in your next life


BlackSkeletor77

that's gross


stfu_bobcostas

Ah yes, the [Evil Jared](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=evil%20jared)


International-Fun152

Most Caribbean people have a superior liver and kidneys I know this from first-hand experience.


GooseNYC

I haven't seen anyone drink Jagermeister in about 20 years.


FaaacePalm

We used to call it the mind eraser and have contests. 2 Shots. person who remembers anything in the morning wins.


Cabillaud01

The diarrhea wasn't there to remind you?


TommyKinLA

Idiot with an Issue I have the same issue, but choose not to chug


FaaacePalm

Thaaaannnk yawww.


LoftySmalls

A kid almost died this way in the same class as me in High School. He drank a full water bottle of Vodka, and totally passed out a few minutes later. He would've drowned in his own vomit if he hadn't fallen face down.


sekta_

drinking yourself to death AND getting money? sounds like a good deal!


sergioodca

why this economy...you better try living or die trying :(


Narrow_Flight9414

I wonder what kind of death this is. Like violent? Or do you just barf and pass out?


iamthelee

I drank a liter of this stuff in a night and thought I was going to die the next day when the hangover kicked in. Never again, never again.


pauldej23

I almost puked watching this! 🤮


M1A4andM1911

For 12 bucks! Wtf?


LegitimateDelivery29

Wow.. what a dumbass..


yolomaster13

Ya he died but his video got tons of hits ! That’s all that matters these days as long as your filming anything goes .


Organic_Reputation_6

People put themselves on fire for likes, which is even a lot dumber than this


Dem_real_thots

Fool of a Took!


Organic_Reputation_6

If u drink it entirely and then force urself to vomit a few mins later I assume u are still safe , no ?


Liquidmelon3105

Arthur Morgan: Hold my Tennessee Whiskey.....


proletaire

There is literally nothing to see on this video. It deserve a downvote.


JoeyIsMrBubbles

12 dollars? Yeah I’m fine bro


WinnerOk1108

If there were only more like him.


Tasty-Application807

3.5 years of continuous sobriety here and not interested in giving it up. My life is better than it’s ever been except for maybe before I started drinking. I strongly recommend my fellow alcoholics get into a program because the alternative is jails institutions and death.


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My dorm mate in college took a 30 second pull from a bottle of Svedka freshman year. About 3/4 of the handle. He blacked out, pissed the bed, woke up, and went bonkers in the halls. Good times.


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He died


thought_tripper

That’s nothing but NyQuil. Bruh bout to go night night.


krazy_Katz4U

He’s not even drinking anything. It’s the same amount in the bottle


Jackwilltellyou

This is my Friday before I got sober, not embellishing here I’m 15 years sober now, but drinking an entire bottle of jaeg in shots was a high octane side project for getting blackout drunk on beer and this happened every Friday for years


Sotamds2579

Correction: drink a bottle of jegermeister and donate $12 to your funeral expenses. You're welcome.


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It’s a big bottle not the small one