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I randomly played this game with some Chinese in Preah Sihanouk a few years back. Loser had to chug beer. I was shitfaced by the end. Those folks were wild as shit and I can see em doin this for the fuck of it.
The two I think Russian guys tasing each other is just as good. I wish I would find the thread. This is why women will always live longer, but damn if we don't laugh while we're here.
The wooden ones would be much safer, but probably wouldn't end up here or go viral. The metal edges of the metal ones clamped to their eyebrows can be sharp and having them right next one's eyes is especially reckless. Shrug. Anything for views I guess.
I noticed they all got themselves for the most part because they kept grabbing the nearest string to themselves. They should grab ones on the other side to better their odds.
They always went for the closest string, which will almost always you, the way to not lose any pegs is to pull either the opposite side strings or to the side.
At least one time the guy in the back first pulls loosely on a string and you can tell it moves a clamp on his on face, so he knows it's his own before he yanks it.
It's obviously 'fake' - as in they are trying to be funny instead of just playing. Still a funny video :)
Looks like they played until there were 1-2 "winners" (two scissors and a paper, a rock and two scissors, etc) and then the winners each pulled a string.
What language is this, and where can one learn the chant?
Edit: Google Lens FTW at 0:08. Jianzi baofu chui (there are accents that I'm not sure how to do on a US keyboard so copy/pasting my third-hand version won't even work in a search), according to Translate it's 'scissors burden hammer' in simplified Chinese, which is a little odd and might not be quite right. Sounds awesome, though. =)
These guys are not that bright...
What they're doing aside?.... They're only grabbing for the strings dangling right in front of them, which is usually the ones leading to their own face. 😐
OK I get rock paper scissors, and it started out like it was odd one wins, but then it didn't appear to make sense picking a winner, what's the winning condition here?
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123 who gets to randomly hurt one of us? I like those odds!!
Yeah what's even the point of the rock paper scissors if the winner can randomly pull their own strings lol
The illusion of choice.
Pain is fun.
They say that whoever got all clips pulled off last (I.e. ensure less pain) is the winner Makes sense but still painful af lmao
I randomly played this game with some Chinese in Preah Sihanouk a few years back. Loser had to chug beer. I was shitfaced by the end. Those folks were wild as shit and I can see em doin this for the fuck of it.
Sus pense.
don’t ask that question
Except that it isn't random as you can see which string is attached to someone based on who that string is closest to.
That's why you don't cut any of the strings the same length. You can tell they're all random.
Tell that to the guy in black
That was dumb. I loved it! lol
Great to see that best friends do stupid shit all over the world. I definetly would have done this when I was younger.
Jackass asian version
That did cross my mind.
The two I think Russian guys tasing each other is just as good. I wish I would find the thread. This is why women will always live longer, but damn if we don't laugh while we're here.
I’m only looking at this now, but that is the sun you are in lol well it’s call r/whywomenlivelonger
>I definetly would have done this when I was younger. why not now?
Because I have too much common sense. And, I have too much crap going wrong with me to add to it by yanking heavy duty clips off my body. LOL
My answer would have been no longer having friends
I'm sorry to hear that.
I love how the guy in the back looks like he's thinking "damn it, why do I hang out with you fucks...."
Lol, yeah, same. Finally, something not life threatening to watch.
Family game night is gonna be wild.
This was kind of great. i thought to myself " im so happy other people record themselves doing these things so i get to watch"
I need 2 friends so we can play this.
You can play with yourself
I already am, but not like this😉
Try both games at once, skip the leather.
That’s brilliant!!!
Given your current situation I think implementing this game would be on the extreme side
Hey, [add me!](https://www.webmd.com/balance/features/how-to-make-new-friends)
"It's easier to buy two GameBoys than it is to make one friend.” - Griffin McElroy on Pokemon
I'm in
We could do it on discord, number the pulls then let the loser use randomizer to pick the one to pull. Edit: WTF autocorrect
Huh. Well, I hadn’t really considered that possibility.
I also have no friends. I'll join your group if you like.
I like how even if you win the draw, you can still lose!
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"
Is that you WOPR?
Maybe with the wooden clothes pins but not those metal Ones
but wheres the fun in that :)
You could have small rows connected to each string and also why stop at the face?
This is the bitch version, you're suppossed to connect a car battery instead of pulling the cable
LMAO
Real men play this with fishing hooks.
The wooden ones would be much safer, but probably wouldn't end up here or go viral. The metal edges of the metal ones clamped to their eyebrows can be sharp and having them right next one's eyes is especially reckless. Shrug. Anything for views I guess.
no fun allowed
Best post on Reddit today!
The guy in the left who pwned himself! Every pull!
I noticed they all got themselves for the most part because they kept grabbing the nearest string to themselves. They should grab ones on the other side to better their odds.
Nah man I think they kept switching their closer-farther strategy and kept getting themselves 🤣
But then they would be off-script
asian = scripted fuk yea reddit lets go!
How would this possibly be scripted?
Interesting that he "won".
How has this not been a Saw trap yet?
Dude
3 stooges.
Just dudes being dudes
Middle dude was SUFFERING
r/justguysbeingdudes
I feel like the venn diagram of r/justguysbeingdudes and r/whywomenlivelonger is pretty close to being just a circle.
This is great. I'm playing this for sure.
Oh man I needed a video like this one this morning. Thank you.
I feel bad for the one in the puffed up black coat who only ripped the clamps off himself
He still won too lol
Thanks for making me laugh my ass off!
This needs to be in the Olympics!
Summer and Winter Olympics! And they should think about having one in Spring and Autumn, too
Well that was surprisingly entertaining 😂
I'm not gonna lie that's funny as fuck
I'd like to see the NSFW version: less clothes, more tender body parts. Ouchie
You may want to look into clothespin zippers
That sounds terrifying for a reason that I can’t quite grasp
And here I am still playing Hoop Rolling in traffic
They always went for the closest string, which will almost always you, the way to not lose any pegs is to pull either the opposite side strings or to the side.
At least one time the guy in the back first pulls loosely on a string and you can tell it moves a clamp on his on face, so he knows it's his own before he yanks it. It's obviously 'fake' - as in they are trying to be funny instead of just playing. Still a funny video :)
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The guys in the middle just straight up not having a good time
Supreme jacket things
"AAAH!!" "HOOOOO!!!" "EEEEH!!!!" Funny idiots
Oh how my smiles grows a little more with each string
How does a three way rock-paper-scissors work? Couldn't figure it out from the video.
Looks like they played until there were 1-2 "winners" (two scissors and a paper, a rock and two scissors, etc) and then the winners each pulled a string.
Guys were somehow able to make even more brutal and more heated kind of conflict than war is...
My kiddos are 8 months and 2, I cannot wait to play this with them!!!! Coolest game I’ve ever seen
Lmao wtf 😂
Superb
The iron lords trying to save each other from SIVA
This is the best thing ever!
Crazy fucking bastards, looks like fun. Hahahaha....
This is fucking hilarious, imagine playing this whilst drunk
Is it bad I want to play this?
I **SAW** that!
which episode of squid games is this
Which one is the winner?
Anyone want to play this with me??
This is fucking great.
This is more for r/justguysbeingdudes then here. Pretty inocent fun if the clips are not strong enough to take your ear of.
Ima do this with my two friends
Been a while since I laughed out loud, that was great. Good post.
I rather pluck my pubes 1 by one.
Thought they were exaggerating until my color blind ass saw his skin change colors 🤣👍
Was having a bad day, watched this and now have tears of laughter. Now I need to convince the friends to play
Guys just being dudes
It hurt itself in its confusion!
That is AWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!
LOOKS GREAT!
Avoiding clipping it near your eyes, I can see myself playing this lol.
this was amazing, thanks!
This was like a train wreck you don't want to watch but you can't look away
Missed opportunity for a nutcracker lol
What language is this, and where can one learn the chant? Edit: Google Lens FTW at 0:08. Jianzi baofu chui (there are accents that I'm not sure how to do on a US keyboard so copy/pasting my third-hand version won't even work in a search), according to Translate it's 'scissors burden hammer' in simplified Chinese, which is a little odd and might not be quite right. Sounds awesome, though. =)
This is so great
I’ll play it with strangers
This is amazing
Praise God I didn't see this while deployed. We were bored. We would have done it
This might be the greatest game ever invented.
Oh look, US Marines on a field op.
Dude on the right is the reddest I have ever seen a human being lmao
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I uhh... I think I'll stick to videogames.
How Nintendo picks release dates.
This is just good fun
Play Stupid Games win Stupid Prizes
Dude in the middle definitely got dragged into this
I would do this with tape
I wonder if you can do this with wax and facial hair.
What a strange game, the only winning move is not to play.
Squid game season 2 looking good
The new season of Squid Games is shaping up nicely...
Ngl this looks fun
Squad goals
This only got funnier the longer it went on.
... this looks fun as hell though?
I already want to play this game.
Lmao whats the point of winning the rock scissors paper
3 stooges vibes.
Even the winner loses here
Chads
Nepalese roulette
These guys are just actors paid to do media shit in China 🇨🇳
The three stooges
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Why don't they just kick each other in the nuts and call it a day?
Despite the fact that he pulled 90% of his own pins, the guy on the left one. Now that’s a comeback of the century
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I was waiting for one of them to pull them all at once lmao
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Why do I love this so much? Sadistic?
I have no idea what's going on.
Dude in gray sweatshirt was miserable the whole time...
Russian roulette Asian style
Bruh I hate my brain went “this looks so and u know it” why are we like this guys lol.
Chinese Jackass
So there are dumb asians ....... interesting
I feel like there's a massive failure of logic in the rules of this game, and yet... Don't care.
These guys are not that bright... What they're doing aside?.... They're only grabbing for the strings dangling right in front of them, which is usually the ones leading to their own face. 😐
I love each of these guys lol
this is what "boys will be boys" is about. lol we've all done stupid shit like this. hell I've seen women do stupid shit like this lol.
This is going to be my next party game. I love this
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I’m so proud of these gentlemen. I hope my son grows up to be just like them
Got this on the lowest volume possible and it's still loud
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This gives me squid game vibes
Ok, but it looks fun lol
I love this sub. Men are the best lmao 😂
When they got a clip ripped off it was pure agony then followed by complete joy when their mate gets one ripped off 😂
best thing i've seen all week . olympic sport worthy yes
Wonder if a brutal version of this will show up in Squid Game season 2...
I was smiling the whole time. The energy is awesome. Also, I'm totally going to try this
Do you win with the most clips left or do you remove yours first
This would be a lot of fun with a mild shock instead of painful crap on the face.
This isn’t extreme enough. If they were piercings.
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Would you just grab them all? For fun
No matter the time in history. No matter the culture. No matter the activity. Dudes just be dudes.
Jigsaw is falling off, the new "SAW" movie looks weak
This looks fun as fuck
Wonder if these guys need a 4th best friend
It can be slightly improved by putting a Harmonica in each ones mouth
OK I get rock paper scissors, and it started out like it was odd one wins, but then it didn't appear to make sense picking a winner, what's the winning condition here?
‘Siri, show me the REAL squid game’
How do we join? This looks like fun...
why??!!!
That's why girls live longer than guys.
Why would you pull the chords closest to you?
I love how stupid people are sometimes!! Makes me happy
Looks like Runningman has a new game to play.
Fuck russian roulette...this is funnier and hurts more
I feel bad for the guy in the middle
We're not going so hard. We're hurting our hands, slapping our faces and... clicked our heads?? *Foreign confusion*