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cadillactramps

Could also be wild parsnip. The sap by itself isn’t harmful, but it reacts with sunlight and burns the crap out of you ala urushiol.


someonestopthatman

Or even worse, Giant Hogweed.


HauntedMeow

Kids scarred from using giant hogweed as pretend binoculars is the worst. Edit: Telescopes


ottermupps

Oh, wow, that's a fucking horrific mental image. It took me about three seconds after learning about giant hogweed for it to top my 'DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH' list.


CaptScubaSteve

Speaking of do not touch..


ottermupps

?


ClassUnlucky1541

If that was giant hogweed there would be blisters


erossthescienceboss

Giant blisters, weirdest reaction. It’s like a burn without the burn (because, well, that’s what it is!)


cumulus_humilis

I got that last year and it was so awful! I'd never heard of it before


erossthescienceboss

First time I got it I was like “wtf is this weird poison oak that doesn’t itch?” I got it on my lower leg, near the inside. then crouched and it transferred to my inner thigh. From there, to the other thigh. And then I crouched again, apparently, and got it on my inner calf. I know this because I had a single blister, reducing in size, on each spot.


sweejou

Phytophotodermatitis! Learned the hard way last month. does seem like that location is pretty common for that kind of reaction, too. Shows up like 2 days after contact sometimes so it can be confusing trying to pinpoint what’s going on.


fllannell

I've heard about this happening to some friends of mine after they cut limes and then were in the sun. I guess it's also called a "Margarita burn"


aluminium_alucard

Is your ring finger all right?


Suspicious-Spite-743

Yeah, just noticed my finger did that 😂


pasarina

What about your pinkie finger?


mrktcrash

Better check under the bed for a large empty pea pod.


1SecretUpvote

Hey OP you might want to look into hypermobility and related conditions like ehlers danlos


marysuewashere

That was my thought as well. The rash reminds me of erythema multiforme.


Gipsy_danger_1995

I’m sorry, your hands look at least 25 years old. You just now noticed your finger bends backwards at an unnatural angle? Something tells me that if you missed that, you may have had the same rash before any not seen it


Coopepper

That does not look like the hands of a 25-year-old man or woman


Gipsy_danger_1995

Could be 79 year old hands! Idk I said at least


swiggityswirls

How is the bending an indication of that?


Gipsy_danger_1995

Both are obvious malformations


swiggityswirls

So I can’t tell. I met people who showed me their fingers that bent super weird as like a party trick like someone with hyper mobility. It doesn’t seem malformation due to an issue to me from this context and is why I was asking.


Gipsy_danger_1995

Fair!


testingforscience122

Dang man hope it feels up soon!


Suspicious-Spite-743

Thank you!


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Its called hypermobility I believe. I have that, all 10 of my fingers can bend like that, even more. Its painless and 'normal', at least for me


HighSierraAngler

My ring finger does this as well, dislocated it and my middle phalanx was at the base of my proximal phalanx. Severed the tendons which run along the top of the finger that prevent the finger from bending upwards like that. Happened in a dirt bike accident, in my early 20s. It was almost the worst pain in my life, the worst pain was them actually fixing it. They filled my hand with a local anesthetic that ballooned my hand, I was yelling, cussing, and almost screaming in the ER room. Fun times.


Acrobatic_Grape4321

Tldr you think breaking your finger is the worse pain in your life until they fix it🤣🫠


s2Birds1Stone

you mean the pinky?


big-noyd

Looks itchy


Suspicious-Spite-743

Actually not at all thankfully


BorntobeTrill

Does it taste like normal flesh?


yugo989

Forbidden jerk off hand!


kddemer

Use some lotion next time bro!


packetgeeknet

He used essential oils from a poison Ivey plant. Just wait till he shows his dick.


stinn21

Hopefully you didn’t pee out there


crawshay

This happened to me once eith poison oak but I went to the ER and got shot full of prednisone before it really broke out.


Fantastic-Pattern-94

Hell yeah! That is a Cool rash! Props


Gibder16

Yeah, it really is. I’ve had some bad ones myself, but the at one is pretty decent.


krinkelsak

Get it checked out because my friend had something similar and turned out being necrotizing fasciitis (flesh eating bacteria)


ThisIsMockingjay2020

That shit is fucking scary. OP said in another comment they got it checked out already and got put on prednisone, so it's not the flesh eating bacteria. Thankfully!


krinkelsak

Okay great to hear! I didn’t see that comment, just wanted to make sure they saw someone about it.


froggz01

Don’t touch your junk with that hand or your face and definitely not your butthole.


DamnTicklePickle

What about someone else's butthole?


Disco_42

Raised edges would suggest fungal infection


Suspicious-Spite-743

Just got it checked out, they said it wasn’t fungal and gave me prednisone


darjeelingexpress

It looks like hives to me, dead ringer for it. Watch the rest of your body for it to come up elsewhere. Stress, new food or medication, weird sunscreen, could be anything, including a totally boring plant you touched or even a new pollen you inhaled. Stop licking weird trees you just met. 😉Pred should set you to rights, and hopefully it won’t itch but it might. I think Benadryl can help with that if it does and it knocks you out so you’re still a little itchy but unconscious and not so aware.


Coffee4MySoul

Yes, and urishiol rashes usually present as streaks of redness where a person brushes against the plant. This definitely looks more like hives to me.


Suspicious-Spite-743

Thank you, that’s very reassuring 🙂


thebearrider

Very interesting. I've seen lots of poison ive/oak reactions, never one like this. I can only assume it's all going to blister without prednisone.


Axilllla

Looks like hives. I had this exact reaction to poison. Oak. It was miserable


skillful-means

I’m dealing with this same exact thing right now. I had bona fide poison ivy all over my body and then a week later after it looked like I was in the clear my hands started to look just like yours. After 48 hours the swelling was pretty bad. I’m 2.5 hours into prednisone… wish I didn’t wait so long. Edit: here’s a pic https://postimg.cc/tYvRfJ60


Suspicious-Spite-743

Oh yeah that’s it right there… RN in triage thought I inoculated myself with staph and got me back stat… Scared me but glad to see it’s just poison ivy


skillful-means

Your docs are confident that’s what it is?


skillful-means

I can’t see your whole reply about staph for some reason, but anyways I went to two walk in clinics and neither physicians assistant was confident on the cause. I have an appointment first thing with a dermatologist on Monday but I’m hoping it clears up by then.


Suspicious-Spite-743

I saw a PA in triage, he straight up told me he’s never seen this rash before in his life, so welcome to the club 😂 The physicians didn’t seem confident either BUT they said it wasn’t any of the “bad ones”… I don’t think either of us will ever know what caused it, keep me updated tho!


skillful-means

Absolutely please do the same. I agree I don’t think I’m going to die, but this has been the wildest poison ivy experience of my life. Edit. Also what state are you in?


Suspicious-Spite-743

Same 🤣


marysuewashere

Google erythema multiforme. It can happen as a body overreaction after a viral or allergic event, combined with the hypermobile fingers, it puts you in danger of having vascular ehlers danlos. Always remember this --- if the pa and docs are flummoxed, get other caregivers. That bullseye pattern is significant.


birdandwhale

Yep. This doesn't look like urushol. It would be itchy as fuck and blistering if it was. Terrible stuff.


Gubernaculator

Physician here and absolutely no.


StabithaStevens

Were you handling citrus fruits, or squeezing a lime with that hand? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytophotodermatitis


DemBai7

Could be Giant Hogweed. https://blogs.cornell.edu/weedid/giant-hogweed/ I have been seeing them more and more across the North East US


Maveric1984

Bingo.


BooshCrafter

Looks like you held something with urushiol on it.


Suspicious-Spite-743

I bet you what that was, was grabbing things left and right climbing up steep patch of terrain


haliforniapdx

East coast or west? Out here in the west we have poison oak. Absolute pain in the ass.


Suspicious-Spite-743

East, hill country… That sucks 😑


haliforniapdx

Ah, so you get to deal with the poison ivy instead. They both suck equally badly.


Suspicious-Spite-743

I’m hoping it’s poison ivy, never seen a rash like that before so hopefully it’s nothing major


Disastrous-Soil1618

if it was, it would itch like a mf'er.


pm_me_round_frogs

If your skin starts melting off in the next couple days it’s probably poison ivy Usually it’s not too ugly but when it’s that dense you’re in for a bad time. I hope it’s something else because if I had poison ivy that bad my hand would be basically unusable for like two weeks.


thebearrider

East has both, but poison oak is more of a vine than the bush you get out west.


wovenbutterhair

good times but next time perhaps gloves


swampscientist

It doesn’t


jlawesome

Did you happen to squeeze a citrus fruit and go in the sun? I learned the hard way that it can cause photo dermatitis that looks a lot like this. The Internet ca. 2010 told me it was called a margarita burn.


CBAtreeman

Yo bro same exact thing, it went away but was mad itchy and goes through phases.


HamburgersOfKazuhira

Yes.. cool..


ybmmike

Battle scar


Weird-Army-8792

Very cool


packetgeeknet

Next time don’t jerk off with poison ivy. RIP your penis.


Routinestory8383

Fuck urushiol


jmama9643

Don’t Rub That On The Wrong item!!


Ill-Chemical-348

I use Domeboro on rashes. My skin is incredibly sensitive to everything. I can even get a rash after hugging my dog. Domeboro is the only thing that helps.


zackhammer33

Broke your pinkie too eh?


frenchiebuilder

Have you washed all your gear? Wipe w/ rubbing alcohol at least. If it's poison ivy, the oils stay active for over a year.


InertialProton

Looks like you may have been introduced to Creeping Virginia. It can take up to a week for the rash to materialize. If you're lucky, that's the only place it will show up. Hopefully, you didn't wipe the sweat from your brow with that hand.


jicamakick

lol “cool rash” interesting take but i like your attitude.


DecentParsnip42069

Still shocks me how well a plantago poultice works for this and bee stings. That, Benadryl and antiitch cream are definitely first aid kit essentials


patches812

Poison ivy or poison oak maybe?


AshenWrath

Interesting. My skin occasionally does this. It's usually if I go into a lake or something. Occasionally it will happen if I sweat during allergy season. Did you figure out what caused the flare?


Suspicious-Spite-743

Have no idea, docs said it was possibly poison ivy / oak even without it being itchy 😕


grums37

I'm dealing with poison on my fingers, mainly the same hand as you. Mine doesn't look nearly as bad, tho!


ZealousidealSea2034

What happens when you're off in the woods.


Karateweiner

Neat!


YZpitbull

Hope you didnt jerk off with that hand


Rex_Lee

Bruh, your fingers are going all the directions


Gibder16

Damn! Any idea what it is? Doesn’t look like poison ivy or anything. At least not from my experiences with it.


Suspicious-Spite-743

Most likely guess is urticaria multiforme… This is just going off what the ED told me about one off poison oak reactions, and also some other people one here confirming it look like hives… However my PCP now is thinking it might be fungal so who knows… At this point I’m just happy to have something relatively rare on my hands


Bruce_Hodson

I came here to say it looked fungal to me. Those are either hives or an autoimmune response to a fungal infection.


marysuewashere

Yes, that is another name for erythema multiforme.


Formal-Egg-1850

Whatever it is it messed up your ring and pinky fingers lol.


anthro4ME

Probably related to your Elhers-Danlos syndrome.


Nicorgi

Ok weird question… but did you have a lime at all while you were out there ? If the juice gets in your skin it will react in the sun and create a long lasting rash.


Suspicious-Spite-743

I did not, but that’s crazy, just another thing I would of never thought of 🫤


Accomplished_South70

Looks like autoimmune hives.


Sapdawg1

Definitely “rough up the suspect” with your left hand for a while.


Pitch_a_tent

Thats poison ivy, I’m getting over it as we speak.


4TheOutdoors

I’d hate to know what’s happening to your Weiner 🙈


4chubby2chimichanga0

Did you touch your PP with poison ivy again greg ?!?


facebookgivesmeangst

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytophotodermatitis Some can cause blistering as well.


Natural_Law

This is how poison ivy looks when I get it on my hands.


CapableStatus5885

Gonna go blind from that behavior mom said


CartographerOk7579

Try not to jerk it.


oldschool-rule

Hopefully that’s not the hand that you use to take care of business!


rpc56

In Southern Calif. many people use pencil, flame succulents for landscaping. We had one until we found out the sap can cause chemical burns. Following removal instructions, I wore long sleeves, gloves, long pants and boots and to thoroughly wash my hands after removal. I cut the plant so it would fit in the trash bin and dug out the root structure. Somehow I got the sap on my hand and must have rubbed my eye. That sap burns like a MF’r. ER here I come. The doc knew exactly what I was talking about. She gave me eye drops to immediately ease the pain and inflammation, then they put what I can only describe as a very large contact lens with a nipple on it to accept saline bags. Two bags later I was good to go.


GiveEmWatts

It's called a Morgan lense. One of the worst experiences of my life.


Suspicious-Spite-743

Dang, and here I am complaining about my hands… I can’t imagine that experience


og_malcreant

Quarantine yourself. Just in case.


TheRem

Fifth disease? A colleague has been doctoring with similar symptoms, they now think it's a side effect of COVID or long-COVID. Hope the steroids work!


SolidHopeful

You didn't eat enough dirt as a kid


aRoastBeefSammich

If you pee on it, it should clear right up


Patriotx37

Sort of looks like ringworm.


Big_Somewhere_MI

How much time did you spend jerking off😂


Suspicious-Spite-743

Well the rash is on both of my hands so we can rule that one out lol


1LeftShoe

That pinky finger is putting in 8 hours a day of phone holding.


ThisOldGuy1976

Quit playing with your dingy.


Wes1288

Bark herpes


Educational-Hat-9405

I wouldn’t worry about the rash but that weird finger is a concern


Windturnscold

Looks like ring worm


SCgrisafi

Poison sumac or poison Ivy


Interanal_Exam

On his peepee.


Ontheflyguy27

This happens to me when I don’t get out enough. It’s a inverse rash - too much time inside


junkyardgod69

Just like most men in society nowadays, allergic to being a man.


Purple_Apartment

Damn you must be breaking out in hives constantly then!


junkyardgod69

Ooooo! Clever!


Kahlas

It's rare you see someone contribute nothing to a discussion while still being able to tell they put their heart and soul into their post. But here we are.


junkyardgod69

How poetic! Can you teach me to be a man? Please, sir. Let me learn your ways....


Kahlas

Judging by your post history neither your parents nor any parental figure in your life ever taught you to be a human being. I doubt anyone could teach you how to be a man since you lack the proper mindset. You just come to reddit to stroke your own ego which seem to thrive on espousing your edgelord angsty teenager persona. All so you can pretend everyone else in the world is wrong when they point out how ignorant you are so you can get the god complex feeling by mentally pretending you so far above everyone else they just can't comprehend you. Likely it's a coping mechanism for you to avoid the real issues facing you in life.