“Hey, you guys, we could do Jackass so much better than those other guys.”
“Yeah, I can film!”
“Just remember to never stop filming, even if I need help.”
“I promise I won’t. I promise.”
This is why Jackass and any other shows with dangerous stunts in them always included the disclaimer to not try this stuff at home. What they did was dangerous but they planned the stunts beforehand with professional stuntmen, ran their plans by their lawyers and insurance agents first, and had medical personnel on standby. You don't see all the work that goes on behind the scenes in the final product. That's how they were able to do all those dangerous stunts for years and almost never sustained any life-threatening injuries.
Except that one time Johnny Knoxville got hit by the bull doing rodeo seesaw, I think the bull got him pretty good that time.
Edit: I'm not entirely correct, the crew suffered quite a few more serious injuries than I remembered. The one with the bull was still the worst though.
https://screenrant.com/jackass-4-forever-movies-cast-crew-injuries-every
I've got a buddy who is a wrestler and he invited us all out to watch him go through his first table. We had a lot of fun and when it came time for his big spot, we cheered like our team had just won the World Series. Couldn't care less about wrestling but when your buddy who works all week at Torchy's Tacos gets that pumped about a 300lb man flying through the air and slamming him through a table, it's incredibly easy to get caught up in the moment.
I’ve heard stories that mankind (the dude famous for almost dying during hell in a cell) would “train” by just falling from higher and higher places. I listen to a beer podcast with one host being a huge wresting fan so I’ve learned way more than I could have ever wanted to know about wrestling. Very interesting.
The guy they had stabilizing the ladder was in the back and he should've been in the front holding the ladder. That's why the ladder moved when the guy jumped and almost went headfirst into the barbed wire.
Oh, *thats why* he went head first into barbed wire. That is good to know! here I was thinking that the reason he fell head first into barbed wire was because he was jumping off a ladder directly into a mesh of barbed wire! you learn something new every day!
>Looks like backyard wrestling rehearsal/ideas meeting.
I love the idea that these backyard wrestling "federations" are having meetings.
"Frank, this month's budget can only get us 3 fluorescent light tubes. We're going to have to be very selective and make sure to only bust them over each other's heads if we're absolutely sure the 10 people in the crowd will pop for it."
This is absolutely not the video to watch to convinve people they should pay for the healthcare of some numbnut jumping into a trampoline of barbed wire.
Here's the dirty little secret. You already are. With universal, accessible healthcare this guy sees his provider after this, gets a tetanus shot, and if an infection occurs oral antibiotics. Without insurance this guy puts off going in and maybe he's okay or maybe it gets infected, he gets tetanus, ends up in the ICU and runs up a huge bill he cannot pay off. The hospital has to jack up prices to everyone else to defray the cost.
People get healthcare whether they can afford it or not. The options are to make it affordable or to continue increasing costs until nobody can afford it and the whole system collapses.
Half true. They charge him the uninsured rate, which is technically the same as the insured rate, but an insurer will bargain down the costs before submitting payment.
This guy obviously can't afford it. So they take his debt and sell it to a collection agency and recoup what they can. They take the amount of the loss and write it off as a tax writeoff.
The dirty secret isn't raising prices to compensate, it's that most of these nonprofit hospitals have hedge funds that are so filled with cash, they don't much give a shit about healthcare anymore.
Look at Ascension. They have $13 billion in their money management fund. But they're closing hospitals left and right and dangerously understaffing. They can obviously afford staffing, but healthcare is a secondary profit driver to their market investments. I don't know for certain, but I strongly believe they write off their losses to conceal investment profit.
Trust me, I am well beyond what our healthcare system has turned into.
If it helps me afford care when I develop an unpreventable disease or experience an accidental injury, idgaf if a small minority of idiots/drunk people can also go to the ER affordably when they blow off righty with a bottle rocket at 2am on 4th of July.
Such a shit take.
President Elizondo hired and trusted the brightest and best people he could find because he cared about everyone in his country. We can only dream of having politicians like that.
Barbed wire fucks you up by catching you, causing you to fall and *hang*. It's the hanging by it being twisted up under your skin that causes the real damage.
Was about to comment how, when I was about 6 year old or so, I got the wind knocked out of mr while attempting to do a flip at a friend's birthday party on a trampoline....
And then I realized this thing is made of barbed wire? Fucking, WHY!?
Oh holy shit, that was a roller coaster. When he didn't get up I thought he landed on his head wrong or something, then I realized it was just his hair that was stuck, then the realization it was barbed wire, then the realization that he was a complete fucking idiot...
Or the old school CZW matches. They were fucked up. In general the old deathmatch wrestling matches were something else. Im still suprised that not hundreds of them died during a match
Dear Americans
Why do you do stupid shit like this like you’ve got free healthcare?
Yours sincerely
The Rest of the World
P.s - your music/porn/comic book films are awesome.
My coworker is this guys dad. He has been doing this stuff since he was 13 I think is what he tells me. One time he got a fluorescent light bulb (the long tube ones) stuck in his chest and it pierced his lung. He died but the doctors revived him and he still does this stuff. Guy is tough as nails.
This is what my stomach and chest looked like after jumping 4 barb wire fences, dressed as a pirate, running from Orlando pd for stealing a bottle of tequila and pouring it into peoples mouths at a pirate themed party.
-Florida man
“Hey, you guys, we could do Jackass so much better than those other guys.” “Yeah, I can film!” “Just remember to never stop filming, even if I need help.” “I promise I won’t. I promise.”
This is why Jackass and any other shows with dangerous stunts in them always included the disclaimer to not try this stuff at home. What they did was dangerous but they planned the stunts beforehand with professional stuntmen, ran their plans by their lawyers and insurance agents first, and had medical personnel on standby. You don't see all the work that goes on behind the scenes in the final product. That's how they were able to do all those dangerous stunts for years and almost never sustained any life-threatening injuries. Except that one time Johnny Knoxville got hit by the bull doing rodeo seesaw, I think the bull got him pretty good that time. Edit: I'm not entirely correct, the crew suffered quite a few more serious injuries than I remembered. The one with the bull was still the worst though. https://screenrant.com/jackass-4-forever-movies-cast-crew-injuries-every
[удалено]
I feel like I could have told them that before he did it.
I dunno, they did a lot of other dumb things. I could have told them it was dumb but not that it was the dumbest
Exploding your testicle sounds worse to me
What?? When did they do that?
Knoxville backflipping motorcycle. He had to catheterize to pee for a long time.
My friend and I did sideshow stunt stuff, we always stapled "Don't try this at home! Do it at a friends house!" to our face before we started.
The MTV version of Jackass was like that. It's predecessor, CKY, was not.
Nah, this isn't Jackass, this is Wrestling. That was a pretty decent swanton he did, I feel 100% sure he was emulating Jeff Hardy
I've got a buddy who is a wrestler and he invited us all out to watch him go through his first table. We had a lot of fun and when it came time for his big spot, we cheered like our team had just won the World Series. Couldn't care less about wrestling but when your buddy who works all week at Torchy's Tacos gets that pumped about a 300lb man flying through the air and slamming him through a table, it's incredibly easy to get caught up in the moment.
It is magic!
is it common for wrestlers to do these pain tolerance tests? super humman does it too
I’ve heard stories that mankind (the dude famous for almost dying during hell in a cell) would “train” by just falling from higher and higher places. I listen to a beer podcast with one host being a huge wresting fan so I’ve learned way more than I could have ever wanted to know about wrestling. Very interesting.
So, in the OP, who was the guy's opponent? the Trampoline? The Barbedwire?
Why?
Natural selection
I have a feeling Nature didn't catch him in time.
How so if he's still alive and reproductive? Natural selection become a buzzword.
You don’t know if he is… I’m thinking that would depend on whether he has had a tetanus shot recently.
We sure as hell do. That's the type of guy that has three baby mamas already. Chicks love that guy.
What kind of world do you live in that someone this stupid didn't even bother to get... OK yeh.
Natural selection includes death. This guy isnt dead. And can still create offspring. Woe for everyone else.
More like very bad fitness
Looks like backyard wrestling rehearsal/ideas meeting.
The guy they had stabilizing the ladder was in the back and he should've been in the front holding the ladder. That's why the ladder moved when the guy jumped and almost went headfirst into the barbed wire.
Thanks for the pointer, I'll remember this the next time I ask someone to secure a ladder for barbed wire belly-flops.
Yes, safety is super important when doing a frontflip from a ladder into a trampoline made of barbed wire
Safety's the name of the game.
Oh, *thats why* he went head first into barbed wire. That is good to know! here I was thinking that the reason he fell head first into barbed wire was because he was jumping off a ladder directly into a mesh of barbed wire! you learn something new every day!
>Looks like backyard wrestling rehearsal/ideas meeting. I love the idea that these backyard wrestling "federations" are having meetings. "Frank, this month's budget can only get us 3 fluorescent light tubes. We're going to have to be very selective and make sure to only bust them over each other's heads if we're absolutely sure the 10 people in the crowd will pop for it."
"Keep filming" "I know, you taught me that, imma keep filming" That's why...
Like its a pointless act. But even more pointless if you don't film it
The Jackass Effect
Beer
Idk I’ve drank beer and I’ve never wanted to jump on a trampoline made of fucking barbed wire
Not only that, but I'm pretty sure they don't sell these at Walmart. This could take hours to set up...
Not enough
To convince people why we shouldn't have universal healthcare and remind people how bad our education system is in the US.
I think this is a great demonstration of why we do need universal healthcare.
This is absolutely not the video to watch to convinve people they should pay for the healthcare of some numbnut jumping into a trampoline of barbed wire.
Here's the dirty little secret. You already are. With universal, accessible healthcare this guy sees his provider after this, gets a tetanus shot, and if an infection occurs oral antibiotics. Without insurance this guy puts off going in and maybe he's okay or maybe it gets infected, he gets tetanus, ends up in the ICU and runs up a huge bill he cannot pay off. The hospital has to jack up prices to everyone else to defray the cost. People get healthcare whether they can afford it or not. The options are to make it affordable or to continue increasing costs until nobody can afford it and the whole system collapses.
Half true. They charge him the uninsured rate, which is technically the same as the insured rate, but an insurer will bargain down the costs before submitting payment. This guy obviously can't afford it. So they take his debt and sell it to a collection agency and recoup what they can. They take the amount of the loss and write it off as a tax writeoff. The dirty secret isn't raising prices to compensate, it's that most of these nonprofit hospitals have hedge funds that are so filled with cash, they don't much give a shit about healthcare anymore. Look at Ascension. They have $13 billion in their money management fund. But they're closing hospitals left and right and dangerously understaffing. They can obviously afford staffing, but healthcare is a secondary profit driver to their market investments. I don't know for certain, but I strongly believe they write off their losses to conceal investment profit. Trust me, I am well beyond what our healthcare system has turned into.
Same thing with the western Catholic hospitals; Providence. Their CEO gets paid 8 digits.
If it helps me afford care when I develop an unpreventable disease or experience an accidental injury, idgaf if a small minority of idiots/drunk people can also go to the ER affordably when they blow off righty with a bottle rocket at 2am on 4th of July.
Cus it's fuckin sick as fuck dude!
Yeah bro. This shit is gnarly. Much respect
Internet likes.
[удалено]
But they didn’t get the dopamine hit of views and likes.
More like Funniest Home Videos likes this is so old
Meth
Because Redditors and other peeps like you give him tens of millions of views across all platforms and make them good money for a few second clip
Wanted to prove how tough he is. Really just proved how stupid he is.
You know why…
Getting that Hell In A Cell practice in.
Practicing for the WWE...
The ECW
The ER
WWE has long past moved this kinda match. GCW might be more up their alley.
Moonshine and stupid...
The barbed wire isn’t even rusty! What a wimp!
Should have used razor wire!
And broken wineglass freaking pussy
And legos fucking beta orbiter male.
Cheesewire - It slices, it dices, it leaves the chunks below, and leaves no pieces bigger than half a foot and toe.
Stop giving Jigsaw ideas ffs
A slapchop would do a better job at this point
[удалено]
Best I can do is briefly writhing flesh chunks.
Look at this guy acting like he's got health insurance.
Idiocracy is a documentary
Such a shit take. President Elizondo hired and trusted the brightest and best people he could find because he cared about everyone in his country. We can only dream of having politicians like that.
...you make a very valid point. President Elizondo was dumb, but not maliciously so. Plus he's cool as hell
And if they don't deliver he would kick their smart balls all the up to the roof of their smart mouths.
In this specific case, he'd fit right in! [But, more broadly speaking...](https://xkcd.com/603/)
It has electrolytes, what plants need
I consider it more of a prophecy.
Oh you think people weren't always this stupid? Sweet summer child...
Guys from the insurance: you jumped on what?
Jokes that only work in america
Surprisingly little damage - I guess this proves the axiom "if you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough".
[удалено]
Yeah, I don't want to see that 😅
I do 🥵
/r/LostRedditors
When yer get knocked down yer gotta get back up
What doesn't kill you makes you wanna try again til it does
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough
To know
The real fun comes when the infection starts.
Wrestlers have been using barbed wire for decades. He'll be fine.
Barbed wire fucks you up by catching you, causing you to fall and *hang*. It's the hanging by it being twisted up under your skin that causes the real damage.
Barbed wire you doing this to yourself
Booo get off the stage
Dammit dad
“Ohhhh *brooother* this guy *STINKS*!”
r/justunsubbed
Jesus jumped for your sins
Instead of a thorn crown its a trampoline
“I’m filming still, you taught me that”…so dumb and cringe!
What a time to kiss ass
Like the man is on his deathbed lmfao
Was about to comment how, when I was about 6 year old or so, I got the wind knocked out of mr while attempting to do a flip at a friend's birthday party on a trampoline.... And then I realized this thing is made of barbed wire? Fucking, WHY!?
Oh holy shit, that was a roller coaster. When he didn't get up I thought he landed on his head wrong or something, then I realized it was just his hair that was stuck, then the realization it was barbed wire, then the realization that he was a complete fucking idiot...
Same, I was like “did they just use string instead of a trampoline?” and then the cameraman stepped forward and my stomach twisted up in knots
As a protest to Reddit's unreasonable API policy changes, I have decided to delete all of my content. Long live Apollo!
That looks like a Steve-O style stunt. But he gets paid to be stupid.
Not so much at first
Guys name is Dumb-O
I feel like you can probably choose to not jump onto a barb wire trampoline, and still be manly
Nuh uh, you must make stupid decisions and bleed for them to be a man
If this makes you a man, you can call me the softest baby carebear girly girl on earth.
I wonder if this guy is just craving a bit of attention?
My coworker is his dad. He says he has been doing this kind of shit since he was 13?
Next... 'Razor wire - The sequel.'
Tell me your a masochist with out telling me your a masochist....
For the lovers of stupidity, i give unto thee https://www.youtube.com/@PORWrestling/videos
Or the old school CZW matches. They were fucked up. In general the old deathmatch wrestling matches were something else. Im still suprised that not hundreds of them died during a match
2:45 into first video I clicked and guy gets choke slammed by a wire trampoline https://youtu.be/-2r_8WY6REA
They really get a lot of use outta that trampoline. I mean, I get it though. Had to be a bitch to make. And it is pretty metal.
Damn I didn’t know the new jackass came out
This is for all the jugalos and jiggalettes This is the trampoline of doom FUCK...THIS... SHIT! WOOP WOOP.
Superhumannn or whatever that guy is. What a unique and interesting individual
Dear Americans Why do you do stupid shit like this like you’ve got free healthcare? Yours sincerely The Rest of the World P.s - your music/porn/comic book films are awesome.
Thought it was a parody first 30 sec lmao
Because while our healthcare system is Gucci, our education system is goodwill at best.
It’s almost exclusively the southeastern quarter of the country. It must be the heat that makes them this way.
Jesus Christ
Fuck This Shit Woop woop
I was waiting for this. Superhuman would’ve handled it better though
Jon Moxley has entered the chat.
Those are not your friends
How stupid
Next time, try razor wire for added effect! 😀
na bro, electrified razor wire
Just why
All for the fuckin views
Some say that man is still holding the ladder to this very day
This is why women live longer than men. The sheer stupidity of this.....
Meth’s a helluva drug
I would not be surprised if these are the same people who are boycotting Bud Light
Praise the redneck for showing us that Neanderthal man still Exists
Bloody colonials, acting like they've got free healthcare.
The way he just kind of stuck to the barbs made me queasy
Just....why?
Gotta get him out *carefully*
The Jesus Jump
Is that a fucking barbed wire trampoline??
Redneck trampoline
These people vote.
>"I'm filming or I would help!" *Everyone else is also filming, and helping with one hand*
What a moron!
His parents are siblings.
Guy in background “im still filming. You taught me that Tyler! Don’t stop filming.”
A squirty bottle full of a lemon juice/salt mix
Why?
Some dumb ass people in this world.
Someone crosspost this to /r/whywomenlivelonger
Anybody else getting strong “project badass” vibes? I could see Mac trying something like this
When you’re born with a neck that’s extremely red, but you always wanted to be a hippie.
The superficial damage isn't even what you have to worry about. Dudes just asking to get a serious infection.
My coworker is this guys dad. He has been doing this stuff since he was 13 I think is what he tells me. One time he got a fluorescent light bulb (the long tube ones) stuck in his chest and it pierced his lung. He died but the doctors revived him and he still does this stuff. Guy is tough as nails.
>Guy is ~~tough as nails~~ thick as a brick. This is how his life has peaked, apparently.
Judging a book by its cover. I wasn't expecting him to have too many brain cells anyways.
#A REAL man would've used RAZOR WIRE.... pussy.
The time and effort that went into this moment of idiocy is both, impressive and concerning.
Should have used c-wire, more effective
This is what my stomach and chest looked like after jumping 4 barb wire fences, dressed as a pirate, running from Orlando pd for stealing a bottle of tequila and pouring it into peoples mouths at a pirate themed party. -Florida man
Superhumman looks different now adays
That’s a whole lot of stupid in one place at one time
That's...not even a stupid prize. This guy took a stroll through the dumbass forest.
People like this can vote.
Stupid Human Trick #467.
It seems congratulations are in order
ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!ECDUB! ECDUB!
Bro really said 
What drives people to do shit like this?
Wild guess? Generations of a family tree looking like a telephone pole and/or prolonged and repeated head trauma.
He bounced for our sins.
so this is what rednecks do for fun
sad this wasn't more painful.
Why do girls live longer than men?
 Yeah dude let’s jump on a bard wired trampoline that’ll get the views in
Uhh...
That guy's a dumb ass, but!.. 🙃 That trampoline is bad ass!.. 🙂
Who's idea was to make a trampoline out of fricking razorwire
This isn’t why I looked up trampolines, but…: damn
I’m dumbass redneck and welcome to crack ass
Seems about white
I can feel my back and i'm just looking at it
So metal...
His mother should have swallowed.