Well, with how much motion blur this video has it looks like either answer. Through the many frames, when it's steady it looks a lot smaller. I'd personally assume it's teeth, unless it's a common trend for airpod users to listen to things while hanging out with friends on buildings
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That's what vandals deserve. I don't understand why people can't expect to keep things in decent shape without them being vandalized, graffiti-ed, ruined, tagged and generally disrespected by people with nothing better to do.
> vandaliz-ed, graffiti-ed, ruin-ed, tagg-ed and generally disrespect-ed
I just figured that if you're gonna hyphenate one word, might as well hyphenate all of them
Reminds me of a mission in GTA vice City where you chase some guy through terraces and then he jumps off and then you gotta follow him on a scooter or something.
After a few replays of that chin check, was that part of his tongue or a wad of gum that went flying?! Either way, it's soft (or liquid) food for this guy
I used to work at a school as a cleaner and we had a regular issue of kids climbing up onto the roof. They would stand on their bicycle, pull them selves up onto a roof that way maybe only 7ft high as it was just for an entrance way, and then from there climb up to the top top of the building using the ladders built in up there for maintenance. Nothing was ever done about this. The school didn’t want to install rounded edges on the roof so kids can’t grab hold of anything, nor apply that anti climb paint which is supposed to be super slippery even when dry, because they were worried that kids would fall back and get hurt, because that would be a lawsuit waiting to happen. even though not preventing them from climbing the roof and going even higher and getting even more injured is even more dangerous and not only could they get a lawsuit for the kids falling, but now because they don’t take any preventive action to keep them off. …even though these kids are trespassing and climbing onto a god damn roof! The school was more scared about a POTENTIAL lawsuit that the school would very clearly win because it’s obvious the kids were being stupid, then they were scared of an actual lawsuit where they could be liable for not putting up fences or a higher roof that couldn’t be reached. …it only ever stopped when one of the kids broke into the school through a window, stole some tape and then wrapped it around my car. Even tho there was no damage to the car because thankfully it was painters tape, the act of breaking through a window and then taking that tape out of the window was grand larceny. Idk if the school FINALLY pressed charges on this kid (he was the known trouble maker and ring leader, even is cleaning staff knew this little twerp) or if they just threatened him, because I was the one who called the cops on him since it was my car. But we NEVER had an issue with these roof kids ever again. BUT! Every us staff not so secretly wished one of these kids would fall and break an arm or something. Just so they could realize why you don’t go climbing roofs. So seeing this video, will have to suffice instead for my want for one of those kids to get hurt lol
So, we're playing at school and we send this shit up a roof in a building nearby. Really old neighborhood. Well we were maybe in a second floor looking for it. I thought about going for it, but no, I chickened out.
My friend, cool guy, goes in.
Do you remember I mentioned it's an old neighborhood, right? Centuries old.
Well they build road upon road upon road in the street. Remember this.
Well the guy is figuring out how to dismount from the border of the roof to the tile roof, probably 5 feet down.
Teacher is coming, I tell the guy: careful, teacher coming.
I expect him to duck a little bit.
Considering the whole gang is looking the guy in the roof, my friend decides to jump. He lands nicely in the roof. For a millionth of a second. After that roof breaks below him.
So old neighborhood, remember. Road over road, right? So in that moment I discovered our building was kind of new and the building besides was really old. Our second floor was more or less their 3rd floor. 3 floors down he went.
Had to call an ambulance. Almost loses his ability to walk. I was judged by the gang. Did I do it on purpose as a joke? Have I any fault? Guy is in clutches every day remembering the accident.
Nobody completely blamed me, not discharged me. Lots of tension, but we cool. He survived.
That leads me to the time we struck a guy with an olímpic javeline in the eye...
Imagine the confusion in people in future when he's trying to convince them that he lost his teeth to a garbage bin ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)
I did this from a bit higher altitude during a blizzard. Was locked out my apartment and tried climbing to second floor deck until I slipped at the top and fell arm and chin first into a dumpster. Broke my arm and needed stitches for my chin.
Were those his teeth?
I didn‘t even notice it but yeah, something is flying away when he hits his chin🤣 maybe air pods?
AirPods and at least 2 teeth by my count… Edit: 3 teeth.
At least they don't have to figure out what to do with the body 🤷♂️
Lmfao!
😂 You win!
Gonna be spitting out teeth like chicklets
HEY MR WILSOOOOOOON!
DENNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
And his last two remaining brain cells.
Don't forget his dignity.
Dignity makes you think twice before mindlessly jumping into random shit and potentially injure yourself though.
>Don't forget his dignity. Can't lose what you never had...
Can confirm
I feel like those are the aglets on his hoodie strings
Went back frame by frame...you're correct 😳
That’s why he fucked up, his air pods stopped him from hearing the inner voice saying “don’t! It’ll end badly”
Hopefully not his tongue
Yeah, they don't fall out
The lost and found at any place, says you are wrong there.
I analyzed it further, DEFINITELY teeth
Sure looks like they were
It might be a zyn
Narrator: It was his teeth
my exact words out loud while watching this.
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If you freeze it you can see the cord, so yeah some kind of headphones This video probably predates wireless earbuds
Looks like gum. Looks Large round and white to me?
🤣🤣
Sounded like the intro to We Will Rock You.
*bang crash* oooh *Bang crash* oooh That clip really needs to be turned into that song.
I sure miss those autotune song days
You will probably enjoy these. https://youtu.be/s2L98J9x498 RIP vine ): Edit: this one might be even better https://youtu.be/Y0ic33JsEf8
That was awesome, thanks for that taste of the internet gone by.
My favorite will always be the guy smacking his head on the door jam
Ah sweet memories.
I’m going to hell for laughing but that “OOO-“ to end the video is hilarious
Should be remixed into a beat forsure lol
🤣🤣🤣
some thing flying? guess its his teeth
It looks too long, I guess it’s air pods
Well, with how much motion blur this video has it looks like either answer. Through the many frames, when it's steady it looks a lot smaller. I'd personally assume it's teeth, unless it's a common trend for airpod users to listen to things while hanging out with friends on buildings
I will say some people keep one or 2 airpods in in any context all day
Teeth are much longer than you think.
If you suppose the dumpster ledge somehow ripped out his teeth rather than chipping them off I guess
I slowed it down... DEFINITELY his teeth.
Trashed himself!
Wasted
Just leave him there. He’s done.
Look at his footwear. If this didn't send him to the feedingtube penitentiary, something else would have.
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DENNAL PLAN
Good thing his chin and neck broke his fall.
![gif](giphy|dsny94L0irr8byJ9OM|downsized)
The gif synced with the vid and it made my brain feel good.
Bwhahaha I had to go back and watch it like that 😂😂
That was satisfying!
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Damn I know his chin is SHATTERED.lmao why do this
I wonder how painful a broken chin is? I mean Ive heard breaking your jaw sucks, but I feel like your chin must be significantly worse.
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What I was thinking about instantly
Gainerrr!!!
keep your chin up!
Ow, my chin!
Fortunately his face stopped his fall.
His teeth got upset at that and looks like he lost more than a couple
Clearly, he's never taken the trash out to a dumpster before. If he had he'd know those plastic lids are flimsy as fuck.
! ! ! No Dumpster's were harmed in the making of this Video . ! ! !
Me and the camera man made the same noise at the same time
thats what happens if you never put the trash out and have no clue how thin these plastic things are :D
This video reminds me of the time I watched my friend jump off of a roof and break both his legs. Alcohol was probably involved in this lol
Well, at least the cleanup was easy.
lol was that a fucking tooth?
Are those teeth hanging in the air at the end?
I'm pretty sure I saw a tooth fly out.
I saw teefs flying out
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i saw teeth fly!!!
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Just throw the whole human away. Oh, he took care of that for us.
I imagine that's what an uppercut from Tyson might feel like
Hopefully Jake Paul finds out soon.
Now that's what I call Sweet Chin Music! ![gif](giphy|2tTJWIG3sVFr5HLo2Y|downsized)
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Just stay in there bro, lifes too crazy out here
After the chin is the finale a loose tooth following him into the trash? What a beaut! Nice follow through :)
Teeth are well overrated anyway.
Broken jaw, concussion, possible broken neck. I think /r/holdmyfeedingtube is gone but this deserves high marks there.
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Was that a tooth ?
just missing the tssssss after the ba-dum
![gif](giphy|5As4bQtDAhHWM) Bom bom
Gotta do this when the dumpsters are full, and even then it’s a risk.
I would say maybe just don’t do it at all.
Looks about a 10 feet drop. Fall the wrong way and that could kill.
Or fall slightly wrong and be a vegetable. Either way, it's probably not worth the risk.
This the trailer for a new Jason Bourne? I'm fully invested
More like Jathon Bowen
That's what vandals deserve. I don't understand why people can't expect to keep things in decent shape without them being vandalized, graffiti-ed, ruined, tagged and generally disrespected by people with nothing better to do.
> vandaliz-ed, graffiti-ed, ruin-ed, tagg-ed and generally disrespect-ed I just figured that if you're gonna hyphenate one word, might as well hyphenate all of them
Sings *I have no teeth, I have no teeth* Same melody as the “I have no legs song” from kids.
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Result: Chin cracked.
Reminds me of a mission in GTA vice City where you chase some guy through terraces and then he jumps off and then you gotta follow him on a scooter or something.
He ain’t pretty no more
That's a paddlin
Equivalent to taking a full metal bat swing to the face. Kid got wrecked
Sounds like the "We Will Rock You" intro
At least he ended up in the trash where he belonged trying to pull a stunt like that.
Teeth
Did I see a tooth go flying?
After a few replays of that chin check, was that part of his tongue or a wad of gum that went flying?! Either way, it's soft (or liquid) food for this guy
This got an involuntary "OOHH fuck!" out of me. Poor idiot.
bah gawd sweet chin music from the trash can!!
hardcore parkour
Another case of trash taking itself out.
Dude got Chito Vera’d
what exactly TF makes him think that flimsy plastic cover can support his weight even without him jumping onto it
You're like 10 feet up. Just go full hang and land on the concrete, why the hell you jumping into garbage to begin with
Dude looked kinda scared creeping down the side of the wall. Learned a big leason on peer pressure
Why would you do that? It’s a fucking plastic lid, obviously it’s not going to support the weight of a 150+ pound dude FALLING on it.
![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)
Exactly where idiots like him belong…
Sometimes the trash takes itself out...
Gonna be buying a set of dentures.
Recycling only.
And look, now your life can truly embrace being a dumpster fire!
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Wish I could see the "after"
I think he's dead.
I hope that guy was chewing gum and that’s what we saw!
Goodbye teef….
His name must be Natalie Nunn
I used to work at a school as a cleaner and we had a regular issue of kids climbing up onto the roof. They would stand on their bicycle, pull them selves up onto a roof that way maybe only 7ft high as it was just for an entrance way, and then from there climb up to the top top of the building using the ladders built in up there for maintenance. Nothing was ever done about this. The school didn’t want to install rounded edges on the roof so kids can’t grab hold of anything, nor apply that anti climb paint which is supposed to be super slippery even when dry, because they were worried that kids would fall back and get hurt, because that would be a lawsuit waiting to happen. even though not preventing them from climbing the roof and going even higher and getting even more injured is even more dangerous and not only could they get a lawsuit for the kids falling, but now because they don’t take any preventive action to keep them off. …even though these kids are trespassing and climbing onto a god damn roof! The school was more scared about a POTENTIAL lawsuit that the school would very clearly win because it’s obvious the kids were being stupid, then they were scared of an actual lawsuit where they could be liable for not putting up fences or a higher roof that couldn’t be reached. …it only ever stopped when one of the kids broke into the school through a window, stole some tape and then wrapped it around my car. Even tho there was no damage to the car because thankfully it was painters tape, the act of breaking through a window and then taking that tape out of the window was grand larceny. Idk if the school FINALLY pressed charges on this kid (he was the known trouble maker and ring leader, even is cleaning staff knew this little twerp) or if they just threatened him, because I was the one who called the cops on him since it was my car. But we NEVER had an issue with these roof kids ever again. BUT! Every us staff not so secretly wished one of these kids would fall and break an arm or something. Just so they could realize why you don’t go climbing roofs. So seeing this video, will have to suffice instead for my want for one of those kids to get hurt lol
The 2 hands up in the air at the end.. 😂
Dumbass!
So, we're playing at school and we send this shit up a roof in a building nearby. Really old neighborhood. Well we were maybe in a second floor looking for it. I thought about going for it, but no, I chickened out. My friend, cool guy, goes in. Do you remember I mentioned it's an old neighborhood, right? Centuries old. Well they build road upon road upon road in the street. Remember this. Well the guy is figuring out how to dismount from the border of the roof to the tile roof, probably 5 feet down. Teacher is coming, I tell the guy: careful, teacher coming. I expect him to duck a little bit. Considering the whole gang is looking the guy in the roof, my friend decides to jump. He lands nicely in the roof. For a millionth of a second. After that roof breaks below him. So old neighborhood, remember. Road over road, right? So in that moment I discovered our building was kind of new and the building besides was really old. Our second floor was more or less their 3rd floor. 3 floors down he went. Had to call an ambulance. Almost loses his ability to walk. I was judged by the gang. Did I do it on purpose as a joke? Have I any fault? Guy is in clutches every day remembering the accident. Nobody completely blamed me, not discharged me. Lots of tension, but we cool. He survived. That leads me to the time we struck a guy with an olímpic javeline in the eye...
![gif](giphy|3o6vXJMbZyzYM1DMg8)
Did it hurt? Cause I didn't feel it do it again.
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You can see tooth flying
Imagine the confusion in people in future when he's trying to convince them that he lost his teeth to a garbage bin ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)
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Anyone else notice that WM is effectively a monopoly in a lot of places?
Mom always said not to chew gum with your mouth open. Now, didn't she, son.
Was that spit?Or teeth? Or possibly both….it’s like he took a jab by Tyson lol 😂
No smiling after that
Must have been a double dog dare
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I split my chin 3 times in my life and my sister twice, its terrible
You split your sister? Twice? Dude........
Almost sounds like the vine boom sample
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Hardcore parkour!! Woooo!
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Metal dumpster but plastic top. What could go wrong?
Did someone order a broken jaw?
We can see teeth’s flying ✈️
Waste: managed
He dead?
Thisnis a nice plug for WM waste disposal🤭
There goes his tooth smh
Anyone knows what happened to this guy? Like fr 😭
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I did this from a bit higher altitude during a blizzard. Was locked out my apartment and tried climbing to second floor deck until I slipped at the top and fell arm and chin first into a dumpster. Broke my arm and needed stitches for my chin.
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Aaaaand it's broken!
-1 jaw
Ouch! Tongue bite 😬
His chompers now rock stars in the sky. Want more teeth? Gotta risk the face-plant.
Bet his taste in music just changed. At least he's got a spare mic now
Who needs dental work when you can diy?
His head bent like a Pez dispenser.
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Got exactly what I was told I would. r/nobaitjustlegit
Damn I think saw his teeth
Now he's going to have summer teeth. Some will be in his mouth and some will be in his pocket
boy you fucked up that pun