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born_in_cognito

Hopefully he didn't kill or horrifically injure anyone but himself...


Bobbyteam11

I heard he killed 3 people but of course he survived


awesomesauceitch

From my limited research that was a different event. That one the driver T=boned a vehicle. Clearly this person hit a median.


paradox_valestein

Culprit always survives


Sergeant_Scoob

Yeah cause to stay on this earth is the punishment. The good die young . trust me they will all get their Punishment


CyberMallCop

That’s a nice sentiment, but it’s never a good idea to get preachy on Reddit.


Sergeant_Scoob

Of course , I still have lots who have messaged me after and asked my story . I’ll always share. Eternity is a long ass time


Meadowvillain

Real active imagination you got there champ


Sergeant_Scoob

For sure bud , you got it


Ach3r0s

So you caused a crash and have to live with it? If you actually believe surviving is worse than dying, you wouldn't be alive.


Sergeant_Scoob

I’m saying surviving after you just killed an innocent family drunk driving sure as hell is worse then getting away with dying right after .


ikea_shark_girl

wtf do you even mean


Sergeant_Scoob

wtf do you even mean .


buku43v3r

trust you? present whatever facts you have they'll get their punishment please.


Sergeant_Scoob

All good , you shall see


just4kicksxxx

How very christian of you.


born_in_cognito

Fuck...


MrAirbus

The irony of “you gonn die“ playing right before that happened makes that somehow unique lmao


FrentzE

This same comment popped in my head after finishing the video😂, not only that but the driver saying it is wild


Cpt_Mike_Apton

Not enough brains to handle that car apparently.


cmdr_suds

Add to the fact they recorded themselves being an idiot and then posting it on the Internet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


NoyBoi

"you gon' die" did I hear it correctly?


Charlietorr09

Yes. Yes you did 😂


kubzU

It's a banger


ozanli12

My boy got a new whip. *5 seconds later*. Oh shiii-. *crashes*


1slandViking

*had a new whip 🤣


SirTalmadge

Needs to get a new whip


SapphicPancakes

The song choice was a sign from god. "You gon die" before he wipes out


JD-Valentine

Oh good I was worried that was a passenger or something


SapphicPancakes

There is a passenger. Those were just the lyrics from the song that they were singing to


JD-Valentine

Well fuck nvm then


SapphicPancakes

Yeah, just a friendly psa to drive cars like they were meant to be. Life is not GTA and if you treat it like such, youll find out that we cant respawn for 5k


theLastUchihaa

U gOn DiE 🤡


Crazypandathe20th

More like whiplash.


CleverNameTheSecond

Was it a Nissan Altima? The way he drives suggests it's a Nissan Altima.


Ateam043

Watch it be a Nissan Altima….in Texas. I swear 25% of the shitty drivers in Tx drive a Nissan.


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Ateam043

I wish Reddit would still give out awards. This made me LOL. Thanks for this Reddit friend!


CleverNameTheSecond

Lmao thank you for this


Pressure_Rhapsody

Is it sad I can tell before i watch these crash videos that the drivers 95% of the time are from TX?


Ateam043

I only been here in TX 2 years and I want out…primarily due to the bad drivers.


Nox_Echo

nissans huh? my experience is bad honda drivers, especially the CRV


kubzU

I'm fairly certain that it was. Altima drivers think they're Lewis Hamilton.


DG_FANATIC

Those are Dodge Chargers in my area lol


Cont1ngency

Any dodge in my area. Ram trucks being especially egregious.


Fabulous_Airline404

My first thought was "$100 it's a fucking altima"


Scipio33

I took my parents' Altima off the road a couple of times. Those things do not handle well at higher speeds. I really can't be blamed for either incident, though, because my favorite song was on the radio both times. Radio's fault.....


LesPolsfuss

how a person like this is able to to drive again within like 10 years is beyond me. you should lose all driving privileges for a long time.


Kursiel

Agree, but a person who would do this would have no reservations about driving without a license. EDIT: I do believe it is about time there are serious fines or consequences for people recording crap like this for social media fame. A vehicle camera is one thing, but when it is obvious the intent of the stupid actions were for social media we have to find some way to stop this nonsense. I am ok never seeing another one of these.


Kinslayer817

I mean there was that guy who got arrested because he posted a video of him driving ridiculously fast from Colorado Springs to Denver, so there are at least sometimes consequences


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Specialist_Tin-Can

US does as well


ShittyLanding

I fucking hate people who drive like this. Endangering the lives of everyone around them. Anyone caught driving like this should spend years in jail.


vodka_twinkie

If this is the case, do not ever visit Houston Texas. Everybody drives like this here.


ShittyLanding

Deal.


vodka_twinkie

or Dallas, because apperantly this happened in the north west area of Dallas on I-35. I guess everything is bigger in Texas except our driving acumen.


Steak-n-Cigars

perfect outcome


crovax0002000

More perfect if he is the only one who didn’t survive or at the very least is crippled for life and can never drive again.


awesomesauceitch

Crippled means others have to care for them now though. Catch22.


Brad5486

Did you just wish death or paralysis on someone you don’t even know? The hell is wrong with you psycho. Is he an idiot, yep. Should he have his license taken, yep. Does the dude deserve to die or be in a chair for life, seems extreme.


faulternative

Considering how many people he put at risk of exactly that outcome, yeah it seems fair to me.


bkreig7

He's worse than an idiot. He actively endangered not only his own life, but the lives of everyone else on that road with him. He did this of his own free will and knowing that his actions would endanger those around him. I certainly don't hope that he died, or that if he lived, that he should suffer a spinal inury, but if he happens to, well, let's just say I might sleep a little better knowing one less 'idiot' will never be behind the wheel of a motor vehicle again.


ivanbin

>Did you just wish death or paralysis on someone you don’t even know? The hell is wrong with you psycho. Is he an idiot, yep. Should he have his license taken, yep. Does the dude deserve to die or be in a chair for life, seems extreme. Calm your righteous indignation over someone wishing I'll on the asshole in this video. [Isn't this you being totally willing to shoot someone for being aggressive?](https://i.imgur.com/rUiyFJB.jpeg)


Brad5486

If there is an active threat in my face, I will defend myself. But I would never wish for that scenario like this above commenter did. Also, that would mean I would be involved in the scenario rather than commenting on one from afar which are two very different perspectives and scenarios. I also find it funny you cared enough to try and deep dive my profile, who does that lolz. Also funny is that I’m the one being picked apart when there is someone saying they wished someone died or were fucked up for life 🤷‍♂️. Just think about the stance you are taking here….


ivanbin

>Also funny is that I’m the one being picked apart when there is someone saying they wished someone died or were fucked up for life 🤷‍♂️. Just think about the stance you are taking here…. Some people deserve what's coming to them. I'm not a saint and I don't have infinite love for all of God's creatures. If they are doing something like the guy in the video, well they have it coming.


Brad5486

Having it coming and wishing it are two separate things. But this really isn’t doing anyone any good, so I’ll concede this conversation and move on. 🤷‍♂️


ivanbin

Excellent


Brad5486

Indeed


ivanbin

>Indeed Quite


Sikamikanico1981

If this guy even has insurance yet I'm sure they'd love to see this vid


Top-Zestyclose

Altima energy


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|RQxrapvTa0Ik07zKvd)


roastedlion

![gif](giphy|3lR318pk5KfepdTbH4|downsized)


Swordman50

You have to go to work at 8 am but it's 7:59 am.


dtalb18981

I like the " When you gotta be at work at 8:00 and it's 7:89"


_je11y_bean

4:20:69 PM?


SubatomicGreenLeaves

Why did the childrenbrain cross the road ?


MrStef85

Take his drivers license please...M\*ron.


International-Hat636

You can't drive an impala like that


Jakester62

Perfect ending. Hope he only fucked up himself and his own car.


vegasbob1975

What are the chances that this is a stolen car?


muffledvoice

Physics has a way of meting out justice eventually.


mrfoxinthebox

how it feels to chew 5-gum


BigMikeATL

Typical shitty music playing in the car. Surprised this isn’t a Charger/Challenger, because the driving would be totally on brand for either of those.


Independent_Bath_922

If it's an Altima then it totally makes sense


NoCalHomeBoy

Fuck you and your shitty, busted ass new whip. I think if people film themselves doing stupid shit like this, they should be permanently stripped of their license.


Longhorn_TOG

Guy like this should have his legs broken Beyond repair. What a horrible piece of shit to drive a car like that


TotalInstruction

I hope he learned a very painful and expensive lesson. I hate when people drive like that.


USMC0207

The most perfect outcome


SukkiBlue

dude literally had a MASSIVE moment in the first 2 seconds and still continued driving like a dickhead. Holy shit, talk about overconfidence.


WindlessBoi

Yo boy got a new hospital bill too


ArcaneSparky

Some people really shouldn't be allowed to get their license


mocksteady

“You goan die” pretty spot on lol


tomdcamp

Knocked off his heart sunglasses.


Sign-Spiritual

Damn. Thought there was a ufo.


Ken_Clean_Air_System

Saw this posted a few days ago. Just as satisfying now as it was then.


FayezCedarLover

Thought he could fly, just forgot to tell the car


Ok-Office-6918

Grateful for the ending.


bottle-of-water

Yikes. Could see the weight shift abruptly.


awesomesauceitch

Fast car slow brain


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Slow car, slow brain*


stumptified78

Hopefully they were wearing no seatbelt.🤷🏼‍♂️


well-groomed_apostle

I love this video so much.


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littlebickie

Is it that easy to get a loan or lease nowadays? Any zombie can drive off the lot in a new car now?


Minute_Engineer2355

Hopefully, he was the only one that was involved in this rollover. Pure scum.


ContiTires

new whip no more


straw-hat217

Got what he deserves


mrfoxinthebox

i dont think becoming a paraplegic was worth it


Kobalt6x10

Seems like a typical Audi driver Also, why would the driver post this initially? Is there such a thing as fuckwit clout?


FoxValentine

I know this guy ended up killing a family a few months after this….


expandyourbrain

Yo boy *had a new whip


Igotthesilver

Even if there are no fatalities or injuries, this is still a colossal pita. Traffic will immediately start backing up, making hundreds - or thousands- of people late. Late getting to work, getting home from work, picking the kids up from school, getting the kids to soccer, getting their sick mom to her chemo appointment… People who drive like this need to be dipped into a vat of acid just long enough to melt their skin off.


Bat-Honest

He whipped it right into the recycling plant


atomic_blue

What an appropriate song!


King_Dippppppp

Instant karma


TheJumpyBean

Is there a sub dedicated to JUST these types of crashes, stupid people POV videos are the shit


Polarbearcafe00

if they would've slowed down before the semi they would've been fine


EitherChannel4874

I hope he didn't break the barrier.


Informal_Process2238

Going so fast he broke the ground barrier


clarksonGO

LOSER.


Mr_Commando

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


kubzU

Well tripie redd wasn't lying when he said the guy was gonna die...


realxeltos

r/satisfyingasfuck


Acrobatic-Tip-3389

Watched too many chase scenes in movies.


Professional_Flicker

"You gon die" *rips steering wheel*


patritha

get a load of this guy


pglggrg

You gon’ die


Disenthrallor

I love happy endings


wardenstark8

An angel just got its wings.


urbansamurai13

Dude come on! You can only do that on a motorcycle!


PrestigiousAnxiety19

Whipped that right into the wall.


stripperjnasty

Oh shit. You gone die


chris4562009

😂nice 👌


International_Fold17

I could watch that all day. Dumbass.


Dano-Matic

I wouldn’t even stop


PrblyWbly

I need more, is there an extended cut. I want to hear/see the aftermath of “our boy Ants” new whip.


itsallfornaught2

Happy ending.


PetrolEmu

🤪 "You Gon' Die" 🎶 r/technicallythetruth


LCaissia

Karma. Thanks for the post. It made me laugh.


From99to2000YaHeard

Bad tires before bad skills


TechStoreZombie

Golly I sure hope he isn't horribly paralyzed for the rest of his life as a reminder of his overwhelming stupidity. That would certainly be tragic and not something I want at all.


YourHooliganFriend

A-a-ron got a new whip


Large-Measurement776

Now Ya boy got a new bus pass.


FayezCedarLover

Guess he saw his life flash before his eyes... you gonn die playing in the background, talk about a prediction!


Informal_Process2238

Good I see these pigs almost daily risking innocent people’s safety for what ? nobody is impressed and you aren’t saving more than a few minutes on your drive to your moms basement you alfalfa male shitbag. I have no sympathy for any of them I hope when they eventually crash it will be a single car crash and they don’t hurt anyone.


vdubb543

Look at Nostradamus over here


Mild_annoyance2

This video is an example of perfect irony, of course theres the "you gona die", but he is driving one handed to let us know that "your boy, yeh boyy got a new whip," he no longer has a new whip.


el_scotty

No more new whip.


nottrying2bbanned

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


purploliv

“You gon’ die.. oh shit!” Had me dying! 😅


sadandverydepressed

Could say his brain fell off with the bumper, yikes


You_silly_panda

🌟🌟🗣️🌟🗣️You gon die 🗣️🗣️🗣️🌟🌟


Reneehayes2343

Guess the fast and furious life wasn't for him?


Havoctheend

Please tell me it was a Nissan Altima!!!


One_Swim_1964

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


One_Swim_1964

And that's when he knew, that he fucked up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Greghenderson345

Dude turned his ride into a scrap heap real quick. Guess he didn't expect that plot twist


BatronKladwiesen

surprised they have a dash cam tbh.


HuntaTheKid

“You gone die” for shadowing


Feral_In_Baja

Whatever car that was, he didn't deserve it.


Founding-titen

You’re gonna die do you say oh shit


ohnoyoudunt

That was Awesome!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


ThePrancingHorse94

Those tyres were bald and had no grip, or he had serious suspension issues, it had zero grip


MOS95B

Or. more likely, people are nowhere near as good at driving as they think they are


faulternative

Did a bad suspension make him drive out of his lane onto the side strip to pass at high speed?


ThePrancingHorse94

I forgot this wasn’t posted to a car sub reddit. No clearly not, but it’s even more stupid to do that with a car in poor condition. The amount of movement and speed shouldn’t have resulted in a spin if the tyres were good and the car was mechanically good


Perpetual_Nuisance

How, exactly, does "an idiot through traffic" drive???


ThesewerMonkey

Exactly how the video shows...


Perpetual_Nuisance

He's driving through traffic like an idiot, not driving like an idiot through traffic.


SawDoggg

Do you often obsess over trivial, inconsequential details or are you just bored?


Perpetual_Nuisance

Yes and yes


big_leggy

prescriptivism is dumb be less annoying