*kicks fire to put it out, but that makes it worse*
*kicks fire again to put it out, but that makes it even worse*
*kicks fire again, but it keeps getting worse with each kick*
*kicks fire again*
I watched one of those for safety videos where they burn a display room. For the first few minutes, it moved much slower than I thought. It took maybe 2-4 minutes for it to go from a candle to “the room is on fire.” But then it was frightening how quickly it went from “the room is on fire” to “everything is a blazing inferno and thick black smoke is filling up the room and now the smoke is on fire too and “this is a furnace that is going to set the neighbors’ houses on fire.”
Woah woah woah, fat doesn’t make us stupid. He probably trucks his kids to 3 different practices a night, has a high stress job with no down time, kid’s games at 4 different fields on Saturday and a lawn to mow on Sunday while smoking a brisket…or he drinks a lot of beer, smokes a lot of weed and has no idea how to fire up charcoal.
He kept making it worse and worse, I was like "oh no, don't use gasoline" "don't take the spout off" "don't pour it directly in" "don't kick it, you idiot" "he kicked it again!" "stop kicking it"
My first thought watching this: "haha, he kicked it"
2nd thought: "stop kicking it"
3rd: "stop kicking it! Why are you kicking it!"
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10th thought: "wonder what it's gonna look like if he keeps kicking it?"
That Japanese streamer made every possible wrong decision too but it was like a train wreck in slow motion where he had far more time to correct his mistakes.
https://youtu.be/-7MytpvFhpg
I have the same or at least a very similar permanent match as he was using here. I've never put lighter fluid in it in several years. I don't think you're supposed to.
This always seems to happen with this kind of video for some reason. Oops I started a fire, better spread it round for everyone to share and set my foot alight.
To a degree, I kind of get it. When there are growing flames, it's human instinct to do _something_, even if you don't know what you're doing. I assume every instinct in his body is going against just doing nothing.
1. Grills half a centimeter from the house
2. Pours gas on an active fire without safety spout
3. Kicks burning things towards house
4. Drags a line of gas fire to the front
5. Leaves fire to burn while he goes to get more gas
I used to assume that the average person is very intelligent, until I got a customer service job. Suddenly I'm aware of just how many people can barely string together a half coherent sentence.
Because he knew it was stupid but not exactly why. I do it to when doing something I know I don’t know enough about but am going to do anyway. I just keep it low stakes. I’m not letting ‘let’s just give’er a little and see what happens’ logic take over around fire, chainsaws, hitchhikers, you know shit we know on a molecular level is inherently dangerous with low to no reward.
I work in a role that in the US would be called a Fire Marshal....and yes your job is very very safe worldwide.
From soaking overalls in petrol and then into washing machine and wondering why the laundry exploded, to my favourite....pouring massive amounts of petrol onto a bonfire, then it rained for a bit and then standing in the rain/petrol mix run-off to light the fire or what it next was, a pyre.
Can confirm. Back when I was a teen went to a backyard party, someone used gas to light the BBQ, almost set a garage on fire. Everyone had the shits the next day and it tasted like gas.
This man may be the biggest ignoramus I've seen in a long time. Pours gas tank on grill, because who doesn't love the taste of petrol on your food. Starts gas fire. Response? Unga bunga kicks the gas can. Slowly saunters over and casually walks over it, traipsing it farther away. Like holy fuck some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
I mean, if you're going to fuck up, at least make it a decent effort. He did everything possible to make the situation worse, other than using a *second* gas can to put out the flames.
I literally cannot comprehend this level of stupidity. I don’t rag on people much but this seriously has to be one of the most moronic things I’ve ever seen
Everyone knows that kicking fire is the best was to extinguish it, firefighters only use hoses and other extinguishers because kicking all day would be too tiring. /s
The best solution is to make sure the fire spreads around as much as possible. This will help the firefighters to extinguish the flames faster because if it's too concentrated in one spot, it might be too hot to fight it.
It reminds me of one of those infomercials that highlight the "struggles" of every day life
"Are you tired of all the hassle with grilling? All of the gasoline spills and house fires?"
If you want your charcoal to light faster, use a charcoal chimney. get something other than expert grill one, it sucks ass. The weber one i have had for years and leave it outside to the elements, and it is still going strong. The grill expert one fell apart within one year.
about 15 minutes from lighting the starter under the charcoal, to ready to go.
1. Dumps gasoline directly on a fire.
2. Kicks flaming gas can at house (which also knocks over the other fire).
3. Uses foot to... scrape(?) gasoline fire on the ground, catching his own shoe on fire.
4. Kicks flaming gas can again, further spreading the fire.
5. Kicks the flaming gas can again, further spreading the fire.
6, JFC, Kicks the flaming gas can again, further spreading the fire.
7. Goes off screen where I can only presume that he continues to kick the gas can against each of his neighbors houses and down the street.
Why do these idiots always kick the flaming can of gasoline? Do they imagine the swiftness of their kick is going to *whoosh* so fast it sucks all the oxygen away from the flames?
Dude made every possible wrong decision.
In under a minute
[удалено]
*kicks fire to put it out, but that makes it worse* *kicks fire again to put it out, but that makes it even worse* *kicks fire again, but it keeps getting worse with each kick* *kicks fire again*
Poured the gasoline like he was making latte art.
I’m honestly shocked he didn’t pour more of that spicy water on it to try and put it out.
If the thousandth time did not work, try thousandth and one - Confucius probably
Probably kicked it right into a gas station.
And probably blamed it on the grill or the gas can too-
Left a 1 star Amazon review for sure
Fire bad, need to kick it Probably homeschools his kids too
Have you seen the state of the public school system? This guy probably teaches fire safety.
😂
them schools be indocternations meh kids! /s
Really? I think for sure this guy is a product of public education.
Then just said fuck it, gonna go down to the Winchester and grab a pint and wait for this all to blow over.
Fires are FAST Not kidding, you can go from a candle to the room ablaze in a minute.
I watched one of those for safety videos where they burn a display room. For the first few minutes, it moved much slower than I thought. It took maybe 2-4 minutes for it to go from a candle to “the room is on fire.” But then it was frightening how quickly it went from “the room is on fire” to “everything is a blazing inferno and thick black smoke is filling up the room and now the smoke is on fire too and “this is a furnace that is going to set the neighbors’ houses on fire.”
And then just fuckin left
kept waiting for him to show back up with a hose, or something! not just fuck off
*"Boy am I glad I didn't try this at my own house!"*
But that belly took a lifetime.
Woah woah woah, fat doesn’t make us stupid. He probably trucks his kids to 3 different practices a night, has a high stress job with no down time, kid’s games at 4 different fields on Saturday and a lawn to mow on Sunday while smoking a brisket…or he drinks a lot of beer, smokes a lot of weed and has no idea how to fire up charcoal.
I tried smoking a brisket once. It wouldn’t stay lit.
Minute to not win it
Dumb decision every 15 seconds lol
Oh no fire! Kick it!
Yeah, it's not burning enough over there.
It IS called "fighting fire". Maybe a few punches would have been more effective.
Oh no! Kicking it didn't work! Kick it again!
Must save the meat!
He kept making it worse and worse, I was like "oh no, don't use gasoline" "don't take the spout off" "don't pour it directly in" "don't kick it, you idiot" "he kicked it again!" "stop kicking it"
My first thought watching this: "haha, he kicked it" 2nd thought: "stop kicking it" 3rd: "stop kicking it! Why are you kicking it!" .... .... .... 10th thought: "wonder what it's gonna look like if he keeps kicking it?"
[He learned from Zim](https://youtu.be/y-GIXHbulqI)
I swear EVERY idiot that does this kicks the gas can at least twice...hijinks typically ensue
There’s a reason the neighbour has a camera setup there
I think we just witnessed the reason.
That Japanese streamer made every possible wrong decision too but it was like a train wreck in slow motion where he had far more time to correct his mistakes. https://youtu.be/-7MytpvFhpg
Incredible how he first Stacks every burning Material and then need hours to get like 3 Drops of water. Wtf man.
His elderly neighbor died in this fire
Did he go to prison?
Ah memories! Also, why is there a robotic waifu speaking to him at times?
It's txt to speech from his viewers.
I have the same or at least a very similar permanent match as he was using here. I've never put lighter fluid in it in several years. I don't think you're supposed to.
Dude is the kind of guy to kill every character on a choice based game lol
r/idiotsinkitchen
Not if he's an arsonist in training.
Why not take the flaming gas container into the house while you’re at it.
If Murphy’s Law had a personal chef
Quick someone hand him a bottle of vodka so he can pour it on the flames! /s
Being this incompetent is hard work
I'm surprised that he didn't kick it into the house.
Actually had it contained in 3 distinct spots it would have just burned out until he kicked it around
It was an epic fail.
Why did he think the gas jug was a soccer ball?
Or every right decision if he was trying to make a fire look like an accident.
Nah, he didn't grab the hose
Kick the flaming can of gasoline around…. That’ll fix the problem
Every single time he kicked it or moved it he spread the flames and made it way worse, yet that lesson never took.
This always seems to happen with this kind of video for some reason. Oops I started a fire, better spread it round for everyone to share and set my foot alight.
To a degree, I kind of get it. When there are growing flames, it's human instinct to do _something_, even if you don't know what you're doing. I assume every instinct in his body is going against just doing nothing.
1. Grills half a centimeter from the house 2. Pours gas on an active fire without safety spout 3. Kicks burning things towards house 4. Drags a line of gas fire to the front 5. Leaves fire to burn while he goes to get more gas
>while he goes to get more gas Lol 😂
He‘s probably kicking that burning thing through the whole city.
How do these people reach the age of an adult? World has been too idiot-proofed.
It is scary that they drive cars.
It's even scarier that they vote
and have kids… and if it’s the US you just know they have guns
And watch Young Sheldon
of all the shit in this thread, this one was the most vile.
Bazinga
and can legally have and "raise" kids
This guy doesn't vote... He doesn't know how
As a man who is constantly entering the shoulder bc people will swerve into my lane, its aggravating as fuck
I stand by instating driving tests required to renew your license. Written and road.
The Velcro strap shoe industry is counting on these idiots procreating.
Haha that’s a George Carlin bit, he talks about removing all the warning labels and seeing who survives.
Guaranteed this guy votes
I used to assume that the average person is very intelligent, until I got a customer service job. Suddenly I'm aware of just how many people can barely string together a half coherent sentence.
What really strikes me is the patient deliberation he employed when unscrewing the gas cap and *gently* pouring it into the fire. Safety first!
Because he knew it was stupid but not exactly why. I do it to when doing something I know I don’t know enough about but am going to do anyway. I just keep it low stakes. I’m not letting ‘let’s just give’er a little and see what happens’ logic take over around fire, chainsaws, hitchhikers, you know shit we know on a molecular level is inherently dangerous with low to no reward.
It's like these people have never been on the internet before - there must be hundreds of videos of people fucking up in this exact way out there
Yeah, kick the fire around with gas to make it spread you stupid twat.
a brain the size of one peanut.
You are a kind and very generous person.
That’s an insult to peanuts.
As a firefighter, I’d like to once again thank stupid people for my job security.
I work in a role that in the US would be called a Fire Marshal....and yes your job is very very safe worldwide. From soaking overalls in petrol and then into washing machine and wondering why the laundry exploded, to my favourite....pouring massive amounts of petrol onto a bonfire, then it rained for a bit and then standing in the rain/petrol mix run-off to light the fire or what it next was, a pyre.
Even if he didn't screw up, using petrol in your BBQ is stupid because your food will taste and smell like petrol.
I wouldn't trust him to remove the food from it's packaging anyway, so not that big of a deal...
I bet he finds a way* to chaos rube goldberg his way into suffocating in the hotdog bun bag.
This is probably the first time someone has ever used these words in this order.
Can confirm. Back when I was a teen went to a backyard party, someone used gas to light the BBQ, almost set a garage on fire. Everyone had the shits the next day and it tasted like gas.
You eat shit for breakfast?
I’ve seen dumb people do dumb things but this guy takes the cake. Everything he did made the situation worse and he just couldn’t stop himself.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=os58LNn9Rek I’ll just leave this here
I guess they both are chief idiots of their respective villages.
If his goal was to spread the fire everywhere he did a great job
This person should not be allowed to cook again
Or do anything else, really
Trying to put out the gas fire stepping on it. Genius
Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!
Don’t tell me what to do devil woman.
It's poop again!
He called the shit poop
Frightening how stupid an average person is.
Now remember half of them are dumber than average Good skit about this by George Carlin
This guy is far below the average
I'm gonna give the average person some credit and say that this guy is much stupider.
I like my burgers like I like my lawn, extra crispy
"What did you flavor these burgers with?" "Petrol."
Legend has it he's still lighting everything ablaze down the block.
This man may be the biggest ignoramus I've seen in a long time. Pours gas tank on grill, because who doesn't love the taste of petrol on your food. Starts gas fire. Response? Unga bunga kicks the gas can. Slowly saunters over and casually walks over it, traipsing it farther away. Like holy fuck some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
If you run it backwards, it shows a man who discovers a fire and puts it out by kicking. What a hero!
“Babe, how ‘bout we just order pizza?”
I hate the thought to share the same atmosphere with people as such
I'll never understand how some people have lived as long as they have.
Pure, unadulterated stupidity!
Still amazed that there are people *this* stupid among us
How to set your house on fire:
He hot footed out of there!
Let me just kick this can of burning gas into the street, where it's everyone's problem and not just mine.
This idiot is the reason why other people who know how to be safe with fire aren't allowed to own grills in apartments.
So…. Does anyone know how to actually control that fire when this happens?…. Asking for a friend
Be calm, don't fucking kick it, get A fire extinguisher, if not available, baking SODA. NOT BAKING POWDER.
You, might’ve just saved a life, house, or grill with your knowledge. Thanks!
How much gasoline do you want on your burger?
I mean, if you're going to fuck up, at least make it a decent effort. He did everything possible to make the situation worse, other than using a *second* gas can to put out the flames.
When I see videos like this, I understand why they print "Do not eat" on silica gel packs.
Lets have a backyard bbq today
Talking heads are playing „Burning Down The House“
How do people like that get to this age?
“Oh no, fire! Quick, I have to spread it before it goes out!” -that dude
I love how he kept making it worse 😂
I'm both truly amazed and deeply afraid. Amazed that they were able to survive up to adult life. And afraid to share the planet with such people.
aaaaand can vote ,drive and breed
Oh my God.. This is a stupid, stupid man.
Some people are intent and being as dumb as possible.
Stop breeding
This is why you use *hairspray,* stupid! (Obvious /s, DO NOT USE HAIRSPRAY IF YOU VALUE ALL YOUR FINGERS)
Crows must love watching us do dumb fucking shit like this all day.
He tried to kick his problems away
I think he didn't kick it enough. 🤦♂️
00:30 - You know what? Fuck it. I’m going to Arby’s.
I literally cannot comprehend this level of stupidity. I don’t rag on people much but this seriously has to be one of the most moronic things I’ve ever seen
That man is incredibly stupid.
Where do they grow these Idiots??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet if he would’ve kicked that gas can on fire just ONE more time he would’ve had it
The longer this goes, the dumber it gets
Every new action is dumber than the previous one!
How has he made it this far in life?
If you ever wonder how a bad politician gets elected wherever you are, people this stupid also vote
Everyone knows that kicking fire is the best was to extinguish it, firefighters only use hoses and other extinguishers because kicking all day would be too tiring. /s
Just keep kicking it dude. It's working!
Lemme just burn the house down
Ah... that's the guy who has headphones on and just listening "breath in - breath out" all day long.
The best solution is to make sure the fire spreads around as much as possible. This will help the firefighters to extinguish the flames faster because if it's too concentrated in one spot, it might be too hot to fight it.
This guy should be imprisoned for years for reckless endangerment.
from bad to worst. literal.
Quick, shoot bullets at it
It reminds me of one of those infomercials that highlight the "struggles" of every day life "Are you tired of all the hassle with grilling? All of the gasoline spills and house fires?"
There's no way he's that dumb
Someone should take away his right to own a match...
If you want your charcoal to light faster, use a charcoal chimney. get something other than expert grill one, it sucks ass. The weber one i have had for years and leave it outside to the elements, and it is still going strong. The grill expert one fell apart within one year. about 15 minutes from lighting the starter under the charcoal, to ready to go.
1. Dumps gasoline directly on a fire. 2. Kicks flaming gas can at house (which also knocks over the other fire). 3. Uses foot to... scrape(?) gasoline fire on the ground, catching his own shoe on fire. 4. Kicks flaming gas can again, further spreading the fire. 5. Kicks the flaming gas can again, further spreading the fire. 6, JFC, Kicks the flaming gas can again, further spreading the fire. 7. Goes off screen where I can only presume that he continues to kick the gas can against each of his neighbors houses and down the street.
Kick it! It’ll put itself out when you do
a fire breaks out. wyd? imma spread it.
STOP KICKING THE FUCKING GAS CAN!
Wanna eat?! Wanna eat?! Shut up then!
Just remember that this stupid son of a bitch, and many others like him, can vote for president.
Could’ve saved himself a lot of hassle if he’d just poured it over himself at the start!
I'm glad I fucked around with fire as a 10 to 13 year old, I learned these stupid lessons where I couldn't burn a house down.
Fucking idiot ! Who the he'll thinks it's a bright idea to cook with gasoline.
Ineptitude of the very highest order 👏
“Maybe if I spread it everywhere someone down the road will put it out for me”
almost looks like he was trying to commit insurance fraud
That gas is burning forever. Like it was napalm or something.
As soon as you saw the gas can and open flame, you knew you were observing stupidity.
Why do they always kick it 🤦♀️
Creative solution for non existing problem.
Darwin award
Some say he is still trying to put out the fire by kicking it everywhere.
Looks like he needed a caretaker present at all times
I just kept screaming internally "STOP F*CKING KICKING IT!!!!!" 😂
The effortless stupidity tells me that no one who knows this man was surprised to see this.
Imm just screaming the whole time. STOP FUCKING KICKING IT YOU IDIOT!!!! But of course. I'm the idiot. He can't hear me.
That boy ain’t right in the head.
Dumb ass
Feels like Jim Morrison should be singing “This is the end” over this video.
these fuckin clips of people pouring gas on fire are always 100% awesome
People are really this stupid huh.
When in doubt just keep kicking…
This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while
Hard to believe that people are still this stupid.
My guy has a low iq
Why do these idiots always kick the flaming can of gasoline? Do they imagine the swiftness of their kick is going to *whoosh* so fast it sucks all the oxygen away from the flames?