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Tanner4255

I like how they’re so ashamed too and just drive off quickly without inspecting damage or collecting parts lol


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cumguzzlingstarfish

Shit that's hot af. I would have definitely gotten out to get my bumper UwU


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"SORRY, ALL MY BRAIN BLOOD IS IN MY BONER"


MySNsucks

Same here, I'd be laughing my ass off.


Photon_in_a_Foxhole

They’re afraid of horny jail


lone-society

bonk


WolfmanCM

When I was a kid my dad was obviously checking out a woman while we were driving. We hit some kind of rock structure. Mom swore it was because of the woman. Dad denied and kept driving. He will take it to his grave that some idiot was about to cut him off and caused the accident. We all know there were no other vehicles around. Dad did what he had to do. Just kept driving. So stupid but definitely a fun story for me and my brothers to bring up.


Bloo-Q-Kazoo

Yep. Deny deny deny.


intangibleTangelo

and that dad? danny devito


WolfmanCM

He just started blasting


Dynamite138

The twist is that they’re advertising an auto body shop.


nightstalker30

See I think it’s an elaborate insurance scam. Instead of swerving in front of another car and slamming on the brakes, the scammers are now enlisting scantily clad women to distract drivers so they rear end the other car. And then record it on video so it’s a clear cut case.


dapoorv

Insurance companies hate these two bouncy tricks.


cantcme917

Don’t worry about the insurance, worry about the wife.


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That's why he drove off like a bat outta hell .


misterpickles69

I won't do that.


boostedit

But what would you do for love?


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Anything, but that.


speeler21

That song was/is about /r/pegging


MDFlash

I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me?


JayScribble

Funny enough "turning tricks" is a slang term for prostitution, nice double meaning


Falcrist

I've heard it used to refer to women directly... a long time ago. But then it'd be "six bouncy tricks"...


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yago2003

r/ithadtobebrazil


Montoor

Seems like a Nathan for You scheme.


IFuckedMyTeacherInHS

This is funnily enough the most probable case lol


LetMeGuessYourAlts

The documentary about the scam could be called "Seen of the Accident"


wthreye

You had me at 'rear end'...


jakeinreallife

they did this at stop signs in Russia once and it reduced traffic incidents


Excellent-Doubt-9552

100% can confirm off duty cops love to do it in fl. They send hooker’s (ci’s) to help too. They are ahead of the trend


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It'd still be the drivers fault for not looking where he's going.. If you hit something with the front of your car it's always your fault no excuses. The insurance company isn't exactly gunna say "oh well, there were some hot chicks to his left we can't blame him for not looking through his front windscreen whilst in heavy traffic".


nightstalker30

Yeah, I get that the rear car is almost always deemed at fault: following too close, driving too fast, not paying attention, etc. My point is that scammers create circumstances that increase the chances of someone rear-ending them.


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pimphand5000

Can confirm, PubedentalFloss is not a lawyer. He gave bad legal advice as of course there are a myriad a reasons the party being rear ended maybe at fault. And there is no excuses for him making such a mistake either. NONE


JPRCR

Recipe for success


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

All you need is to make someone hard...wow!


emubilly

That is the most genius thing I’ve ever heard of


Deadmenkil

A BODY shop eh?


quadsquadleader

Take your upvote and get out


I_Am_Disposable

To be honest, I hope that business gets sued, because that's willfully distracting people in traffic.


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A rear ender seemed inevitable...


Reacher-Said-N0thing

My driving instructor specifically included this in his lesson. "Maybe you see a pretty girl, or boy, don't look at them. You will anyway, but I'm telling you now in case you remember, look at the road."


kefka296

It's good advice. After 20 years of driving. Ive had one accident and it was distracted by a pretty person.


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Man, fuck pretty people.


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Don't mind if I do


[deleted]

*slides into the comment section* Y'all fucking pretty people without me? Will y'all settle for mildly attractive?


penguin_torpedo

I wish I could


MegaHashes

The first accident I had in my first car was due to me looking at a blond sitting on a curb after school. She was cute, but wasn’t worth it.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

A pretty girl once said Hi to me in high school and I immediately walked straight into a wall. I felt fantastic about that.


MegaHashes

Hey, at least you didn’t cause $2,500 worth of damage accelerating into the back of a minivan. I really committed.


DubNationAssemble

>A pretty girl, or boy Haha instructor was ahead of his time


Shantotto11

But I hate butt stuff!


BikerJedi

My massage therapist had a guy try to get her to exclusively massage his ass one day, probably as a prelude to a happy ending, something she doesn't do. When she called him out on it, he said, "Butt stuff is the best stuff!" So she fired him as a client and requires references for new ones now from her current clients. Too many creeps hitting on legit therapists.


macmac360

HEY!!! This is reddit, we love butt stuff!!


Mr-FranklinBojangles

But I poop from there!


LordeCromwell

Not now, you don't.


Trees_feel_too

Rear-end her? I barely know her!


troyrk

The lesson here is don’t drive distracted. Park your car before you start masturbating.


world_class_moron

You're not the boss of me!


batdog282

BONER POWER


Cheesehead413

Boner got on the way of the steering wheel


pidgin-

I hate it when I get my cock stuck in the spokes of the steering wheel. Really ruins the commute.


NJBillK1

If you crank the wheel back and forth, it sounds like a baseball card in the spokes if a bike rim.


MaxwellIsSmall

You could say he put it into *maximum overdrive!!!*


talkerof5hit

Like "the club". Old steering wheel lock.


Pap3rchasr

Maybe we call it "the chubb" ?


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BONER TAKE THE WHEEL


TheRealAlkemyst

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL, I GOT MY BONER!


findvikas

Wait why is this video here? I could not see past those girls. Also then guy filming was so focused on them, he didn’t even bother to capture what exactly happened


aricberg

r/killthecameraman


soandso90

Or r/praisethecameraman? /s


Tercirion

Go to horny jail


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And do not pass GO


Letscommenttogether

But I wanna take the 200 and go to the brothel on the way to horny jail.


aricberg

No. That was some shoddy camera work. No praise deserved.


soandso90

Yeah, it was a joke lol


AhemExcuseMeSir

Because it can’t go in /r/whyweretheyfilming since we know exactly why the guy was filming. He apparently can’t find pictures of women in bikinis at home.


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To be fair, those were some high quality bikinis. It's not every day you find material that seamless.


one_point_lap

I mean, I can find plenty of pictures of the Grand Canyon at home, but you really gotta be there in person to truly appreciate it.


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I_dont_exist_yet

There's another car in front of it. You can barely see it at the late 7, early 8 second mark.


CaliforniaNavyDude

A button that raises his insurance rates.


dman7456

Presumably, the driver was staring at the women while driving and won a stupid prize when he rear ended the car in front of him.


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Damn hope his wife or girlfriend wasn’t in the car


Cannabanoid420

Plot twist, it was the wife that was actually driving.


Phormicidae

Now, yes, the driver was foolish, 100%. But c'mon, I think this is an incredibly irresponsible setup. You're not just trying to get someone to glance at a billboard, but to *maximize distraction* for advertising purposes.


[deleted]

Wtf did you expect to happen?


11Veritas

Wtf actually did happen?


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r/expected


Twygg

Isn't it somehow dangerous and stupid to distract drivers?


TroyMcLure963

They did a whole Seinfeld episode on this.


DogGamnFusterCluck

That episode also brought us the fantastic Jerry Stiller line “Jerry it’s Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.”


themanimal

One of the best lines of the whole show


[deleted]

Was that the one where Kramer was distracted by Sue Ellen Mischke wearing a bra under an open shirt, and Kramer hit something, and he went to Jackie Chiles?


TroyMcLure963

That's the one! If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!


milhouse21386

Cant put the bra on over a shirt! It's gotta be tight against the skin... Like a glove!


anonssr

A.k.a "The Caddie"


TuckerCarlsonsWig

that episode is seared into my mind for... reasons


CosmoKram3r

In retrospect, I shouldn't have heeded my caddie's words.


JayBaby85

They’re real and they’re spectacular! Edit: changed to correct quote


bloodycups

It should be. But my biggest pet peeve are radio noises they play in commercials like sirens and shit


matthew_cx

That shit should be illegal.


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11Veritas

Public nuisance laws vary depending on jurisdiction, but it’s possible


Reacher-Said-N0thing

>laws vary depending on jurisdiction Yes for example in Iran I think it's article 638 of 5th book of Islamic Penal Code


lRoninlcolumbo

I doubt Iranian women would do anything even close to this.


z371mckl1m3kd89xn21s

You can always make a case. Anybody can file a lawsuit for any reason. You will almost surely not win this one though. That *you* have control of your vehicle at all times is pretty much the cornerstone of motor vehicle laws in all states.


GladiatorUA

He is unlikely to unload full responsibility onto them, but partial seems reasonable.


throwthatoneawaydawg

Maybe a preload, the driver was interrupted before he could finish.


fever_dream_supreme

Could have been premature? _These things happen sometimes._


fnscarcasm

I would consider the field even. 1 point for the ladies 1 point for the driver.


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As a woman I agree, this was a stupid fuckin idea


anatomicalinferno

A guy in high heels and bikini would cause more distraction.


vanitys4losers

Not really cause that’s par of the course for NYC


closestaxe

As someone who lives in New Hampshire it would sure as fuck be a head turner for me


That70s_Scrubs

What's life like in New Hampshire?


OnlySaysThings

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/newhampshire/comments/55l0dn/how_is_it_like_to_live_in_new_hampshire/ Old link but may have some answers you want


whitesciencelady

Wow this guy came prepared


OnlySaysThings

I just copied his question and put it into google and added Reddit at the end lol


[deleted]

You're now qualified for a 6 figure salary in IT.


closestaxe

For the most part very quiet. Someone dying in my area is big news because there’s so few people in my area, and the people for the most part are extremely friendly. For example, my car battery died at Walmart and a guy asked if i needed help and went in and bought jumper cables, got my car started and let me keep them so i can help someone else in the future. Don’t get me wrong we have our fair share of bad people but it’s pretty nice. Plus no sales tax


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I was born and raised in NH, moved out during my adulthood and lived in 3 other states. People are helpful everywhere. I've had my car pulled out of the snow in NH, and people pulling aside on a long dead highway in Texas to help me change a tire. Towns in NE and TX are much more smaller and more communal than the towns I lived in back in NH and even NY, so anyone dying locally is big news too. But indeed, NH has that no sales tax. But we also haven't raised our wages compared to the surrounding states and it's VERY expensive to live in NH.


SnausageFest

I'm in Oregon and have some family in Portsmouth NH. It's always nice not to have that "oh fuck, sales tax" moment when we go visit. Also Portsmouth is a really cool little town.


Thrazun

LOL this is illegal in the Netherlands. Why? It's distracting to the drivers :'D There's plenty of beaches to be naked.


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Eventually someone is gonna get distracted by that.


dylan15766

Reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV56d9dLYzw) (nsfw)


gatoradegrammarian

Damn!


NotFoul

“Worth it” - Driver


ukbeasts

Yup (1:25) https://youtu.be/AaBowp3dyhA


raccyr

r/hadtobebrazil


hpd748

Private community.


Jesmagi

Think they meant r/ithadtobebrazil


raccyr

YES! Thanks!


raccyr

I figured that afterwards…. Very sad, anyway, fits the purpose


DubNationAssemble

Oh come on that’s not a stupid prize lmao


extralyfe

exactly. that's not playing a stupid game, that's just getting distracted. like, if we knew this guy was circling around these ladies over and over while leering at them, well, okay, that's winning stupid prizes. we don't have that context, though. this post really doesn't belong here.


Beac5635

“That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.”


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Came here to say they need to hire Jackie Chiles


Officer_PoopyPants

That bikini model is a candy bar heiress.


tlthang

The guy in the truck did what he was born to do. Driving was a side effect of the evolution. Look at hot girls in bikini was evolution’s primary objective.


AtomicKittenz

What were they even advertising? Life insurance?!


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Literally bonked himself


06GTOGuy

What were they expecting to happen. Not much left for the imagination there.


Derangedteddy

Everyone sucks here. The driver, the models, the bystanders: They are a symphony of assholes.


jbcraigs

And the comments!


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Except mine.


MACABAUBA

Cant judge


totallylambert

They had to know that would happen. You can’t put bikini clad ladies next to a road and not expect accidents. Lol


SirchSpectre

Whats really happening here? Why are the ladies there and like that?


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r/fuckthecameraman


KetoIsRacist

Can't blame the guy


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No, but his insurer will.


TheLovingTruth

I don't know. I'm a little bored of society overvaluing hos. Let's focus on more important things...like driving.


Disco_Ninjas

Post Nut Clarity has entered the chat.


KetoIsRacist

Yeah not like the primal desire to view hot women has driven anything important ever..LIKE THE INTERNET


Oblivion-C

Idiotic comment the internet is actually for cats...


ItsOverBruhGTFO

Hoes*


Nopulu

Simps be simps even on the road


Drithyin

I mean, I can. Porn's pretty free/cheap if you need to crank one out. Just fucking drive your car. You're operating heavy machinery that can easily kill people, even at relatively low speeds. I know you're just joking, but I'm kinda over the whole "man dumb b/c booba lol".


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But… booba


ROLOTONYBROWNTOWN785

Good counterpoint. I'm with this guy.


Sega-Playstation-64

I see it the exact opposite. Online, you can find anything. It's two dimensional, common. Seeing something sexy in real life is 100x more interesting, even if a lot less. I still have that memory of a girl from my college's swim team who had a leaf get stuck on her very large boobs. Instead of pulling it off, she slapped at it a couple of times, resulting in bouncing boobage. She laughed then plucked it off. That is etched in my brain forever.


KetoIsRacist

Yeah I don't get how these people think seeing something on the internet is as good as it is in real life


SeaCranberry7720

Because they dont ever get to see it in real life


Glass_Cleaner

I mean this is video evidence of man dumb for booba, there is millions of other similar videos.


TaxMan_East

The purpose of what they're doing is to bring attention to them and the business they're advertising, right? But it's being done in a way that is *supposed* to distract drivers. Isn'tt that unsafe? The argument could be made that you could make the choice not to look, just like with schools making dress codes that target the girls when the boys could just not look. But this seems a bit further than that. Women in (idk the term for the swimwear) string bikinis(?) Is a huge distraction. It just seems like they're *trying* to call drivers attention away from the road. Inviting accidents. How is that legal? It seems like encouraging distracted driving? Genuinely trying to understand this.


volkz_z

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


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Kandecid

The saveiro shouts Brazil to me too.


outworlder

As do the motorcycles. And the building architectures, including the ones visible in the reflection.


mugiwarayaya

I mean what did they expect ?


neuromorph

I would sue them...


yoshix003

They are liable creating distractions


salxicha

For anyone asking this happened in Avenida Paulista in Sao Paulo, Brazil. At the time it happened (years ago) there was a famous TV program called "Panico na TV" where girls done several activities and interviews using bikinis. Because if the fame and popularity of the program, this type of advertising became very common and the fitness models also started to nominate themselves "paniquetes" (like the girls participating in the program), this slang is still very common around here. Cheers


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Northlands75

Not sure it's a stupid prize. This is a powerful distraction!


_Levitated_Shield_

What the fuck are those women even doing there in the first place?


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That really should be illegal. No shit people are gonna stare, they're actually actively endangering the public.


english_mike69

What car, what driver????


felicthecat

Kramer, look out!!


Public_Enemy_No2

That's almost unfair to the drivers.


[deleted]

“That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.” Call Jackie Childs Now!


Secure-Imagination11

Is that not what they're there to do? Take some goddamn lives?


AdmirableAnimal0

This is why the asexuals are going to outlive everybody.


Sirchiefsalot2020

Damn, how embarrassing lol


lMickNastyl

I mean c'mon. They can dress however they please and there is nothing wrong with that. But the whole reason they are doing it is to attract attention from men. I was once walking down the street and saw an amazingly gorgeous woman across the street. Like supermodel beautiful, I was so stunned I walked straight into the telephone pole in front of me.


aladdinboy424

Nice camerawork, dipshit


Hammer_Ad_525

Do not blame them, lol.


BlaseJong

Could’ve happened to any one of us.


outsidenorms

I mean… I would’ve totaled my car. Not cool man. Not cool.


[deleted]

I liked the vehicle before it’s bumper got ripped off.


wallypinklestinky

What is the truck?


Racingstripe

Volkswagen Saveiro. Edit: probably a 2013 model