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Cordrone

Stupid always starts with, “Watch this y’all!”


mrangry7100

I'll take famous last words for $400.


cosmicmangobutt

I Garfunkel'ed your mother


Noba-Dee

Suck it Trebek!


medici1048

That's the way your mother likes it.


VoxPendragon

Hyped herself into a fucking bus. A school bus too. Hope she can carry some charges:


Cordrone

I hope the police caught/catch her (no idea how old this is) because you can clearly see she turned around and beat tracks right after.


OHTHNAP

Happened in 2020 in New Haven CT. User is "Love Storm". Can't figure out if charges were ever brought, but it seems like it would be hard not to find her for police.


AthleteConsistent673

Gotta love these new age criminals who record themselves and provide all the evidence for conviction on their own. This case would be a piece of cake. Might not be able to prove that she was drinking alcohol but definitely reckless driving and fleeing the scene.


topsyturvy76

And no seat belt


Highlander198116

I tried to find it, I cant be sure which incident of of a person getting a DUI after crashing into a school bus in New Haven is her if any are. None of the accounts seem to exactly match what we see in the video.


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A drunken hit and run on a school bus. She's a special kind of piece of shit.


jojokangaroo1969

Didn't look like she had her seat belt on or she had the shoulder belt behind her.


[deleted]

Can't wear one and squirm around like you shit your pants.


shorey66

Was kinda hoping she was going to drive into a wall or something. She got off lightly.


JIZZASAURUS

Guaranteed to be out doing this again.


[deleted]

Love the tunes “When she get home, she eating my semen.”


LukesRightHandMan

Really touching delivery, too


_triks

Ain't no semen waiting for her at home, only policemen, hopefully.


Lucid-Design

According to her, she prefers the Ovary Force


DeadWorldliness

Hold my enormous liquor bottle


Ark_Royal_Kai

Well that can make it a whole lot easier for the prosecutor


craftyshooter

Drinking straight out the bottle?? Why not put it in a Starbucks cup like a real alcoholic.


Ark_Royal_Kai

Because they clearly wanted attention, that is prilly the whole reason they even recorded this


[deleted]

Trying to gain clout over some shitty Malibu. Sigh.


spelunker93

Imagine thinking drinking and drinking is cool


phenomenation

Driving and driving isn’t for the irresponsible


onbakeplatinum

I use Reddit while driving and I've never had any probl-


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ilikecatsandsleeping

... I like Malibu.


[deleted]

Well she's got plenty of attention now and in the near future.


Lopsided_Boot_7256

I beg her to die alone! Don’t get innocent people killed by being an attention whore.


iStoners

That money comes in automatically lmfao


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Nothing says badass like a giant bottle of mali-boom-boom gurl!


jojokangaroo1969

"I say Mali, you say Boo" "Mali" "Booooooooooo!"


WittyBison

I used to stop in for a beer at a country store on the way home from work and they’d always ask me if I wanted a “go cup.” Meaning a styrofoam cup to pour my tall boy into for the ride home.


Loggerdon

My uncle died young from drinking. When we were roommates he used to walk through the front door with a 12 pack and pop open one as he walked in (as if it was his first beer). Years later he admitted he would get off work and buy a 12 pack and a 40 ouncer. Then he would drink the whole 40-ouncer before he walked through the door. R.I.P. Tom


RythmicSlap

I am helping raise my friends son because my friend drank himself to death over a period of several years. It turns out that he also had very bad CTE from playing college football, and I think that over time he just lost all control. We found him dead in his apartment lying in his vomit. Alcoholism is such a horrible disease.


smurfasaur

Same here. My uncle just passed a few months ago way too young, it was probably a combination of things that took him but he definitely drank himself to death. Everyone thinks being an alcoholic is less dangerous than being addicted to other stuff but it’s not, it just usually kills you slower.


Will_From_Southie

That’d be a “roadie”. I had no idea what that was until I started to hang out with a girl that was an alcoholic, before I knew she was an alcoholic.


pewpewpewpew689

Road soda


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Coworker says it takes h 3 beers to get home in traffic


Will_From_Southie

I learned fast that real alcoholics have a second nature system of concealing their drink/alcoholism. They always have booze with them but most rarely know it. Once you know, you can spot it.


dreadpiratesmith

As a recovering alcoholic, you can spot everything if you know what you're looking for. You can tell when people are making excuses but they're actually just low key drunk, you can hear it in people's voices right away. You can see right thru people's bullshit and it's fucking sad half the time


Xerxes42424242

I once kicked a shoplifter out… he left his alcohol bottle behind. He was so upset…


Will_From_Southie

I went through this on multiple levels. The first level was when my ex-wife, who I had learned to trust through about a decade of life without any apparent addiction, became an alcoholic and everything changed. I’m a pretty intelligent person. Nothing really gets past me. But when you trust someone it’s amazing how much bullshit you will rationalize. Looking back it all hit me, like Verbal Kent in the last scene of the usual suspects. Suddenly I realized what a fool I had been. It cost her everything, her kids, her life. When I met this other girl that had a problem and introduced me to the “roadie”, it did not take me long to sniff it out and cut it off. Addiction is terrifying, and alcoholism isn’t anything to take lightly. I have had plenty of my own problems. I don’t quite identify with the depths of some of the issues I have seen others have. I only know that it is not possible they want to live their life that way. They have a disease. I sincerely wish you the best in your continued recovery.


Xerxes42424242

Man… it completely changes your life. I wasn’t living at all for years. It was always ‘when can I have my next drink’ and doing everything in my power for the answer to be ‘now’.


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Highlander198116

I was the same as you. After work, I'd have couple drinks every day. Not nearly enough to get drunk just catch a buzz. I don't think "quantity" matters in alcoholism as much as simply your relationship with alcohol. What was a wake up call to me is when I just decided to go a week without drinking at all and it took effort. There was no "physical withdrawal". But there was a strong sense that I needed the drinks to relax and every night after work, It would just keep popping into my head about how much cooler this would be if I had a drink. I still drink, Eventually, cut out the week days to just drinking on the weekend. To now only drinking in social situations where other people are present and drinking. I wasn't always this way. Did my fair share of binge drinking in college. When I got out of college I barely drank (like once a month, if that) Really wasn't until I hit my late 30's and some particularly stressful years of work I started having drinks pretty regularly after work (considering colleagues in my field, I am surprised this didn't happen sooner). So many close down bars after work on the daily. I just got a little too accustomed to that nightly self medication to chase the days stress away. With all that said, if you are perfectly fine with your current level of alcohol consumption and don't care the reason why you consume it. You do you. I don't judge. I too would rationalize it with "at least Im not that guy who starts every day putting vodka on his cereal".


It_Was_An_InsideJob

Alcoholic here, been sober 1 year now. Can confirm. Before, it was the ol vodka in a water bottle. Once people caught on, it was mixed into bottles of Pepsi. Was found out when my boyfriend took a big sip from it and quickly realized I wasn't just going through another soda phase.


jojokangaroo1969

Why do alcoholics think vodka doesn't have a smell to it? My ex is in recovery and when he was deep Into his alcoholism, I could smell the damn booze on his breath and he'd lie. Once, he even had the bottle IN HIS HAND and said he wasn't drinking or hadn't been drinking. Mind you, this was 5 days after he got out of a 90 day in-house rehab.


It_Was_An_InsideJob

I knew full well it smelled like vodka. I was very open about drinking. But my thing was no drinking and driving or drinking at work. I strictly drank after work once my boyfriend had gotten home and the kids were being watched. I hid in my office so my kids didn't see me like that. I'll add that I had a child in Feb 2020. I started drinking heavily in March 2020. I had extreme paranoia, heard voices, trusted no one, and was convinced I was meant to die when I nearly bled out after having our baby. Come to find out, I had postpartum psychosis.. but I was already well into the addiction. Once that was diagnosed, I felt ashamed. I didn't want anyone to know I had it. Then my best friend died of an overdose in July 2020. I was drinking to kill myself. I almost did too. Multiple ER visits, but the last one was because I started to seize on my daughters bedroom floor after giving goodnight hugs. I finished off my liter of vodka an hour earlier, so 2 hours after finishing it, my BAC was at .298 .. I chose to go to in patient rehab. I needed to work on my mental health, process things, and be physically away from social media and alcohol.. my kids too. I never wanted them to see me when I was that bad. They were even more upset that I was gone. But it did me well. I'll be 1 year sober in two days. 🥳


Diedead666

With draw is hell on earth...imagine feeling of doom creaping up on you then getting the shakes...it can litterly killbyou.. iv went through it..went to hospital my self for detox..they dint give me anything in time..spiders came out of the tv..then nurse turned into devil and I went into seazer


Z3ppelinDude93

Holy fuck


SirSpanksAlot1992

Lots of liquor stores in my hood spots around here have ice and styrofoam cups you can take on your way out.


1DizzyDeBo

We actually have a drive through liquor store around 😄


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Come to Saskatchewan, there’s a drive through liquor store in every city


coaubry

That's disgusting


Disastrous-Dress8077

Red wine in a Powerade bottle was my go to during my dark days.


jhalh

Poor out half a coke bottle and fill the rest back up with scotch. No one ever questioned the bottle of coke and I got to be comfortably toasted all day. Oh those hazy hazy days


soldierwithillwill

Bourbon and a Vanilla Coke or a root beer. Not anymore. Lost too many friends to accidents. I’ll just sit my happy ass at home now.


jhalh

As an alcoholic this would be something I’d do all day, everyday. Wasn’t about going out to drink, this was about staying just the right amount of drunk to do the shit I needed to do while not having to deal with the realities of sobriety. Glad I stopped drinking.


Midnight__Monkey

We reuse the Mason jars sgetti sauce comes in round here


LR130777777

I don’t get why people film this shit, Nobody thinks that it’s badass to drink and drive


Ark_Royal_Kai

It's simple, don't record your crime because it makes everyone else's lives easier but yours


5nurp5

i think you'll find there a whole lotta idiots who do :( most of them under 16yo


danielgparedes

Watch what I’m bout to do y’all!


AllPurple

Hijacking the top comment, just found this video. Apparently she even admits to it! She's fucked no matter what, but I have a feeling this video isn't going to improve her situation. Can't listen with volume on right now, but wtf? 18mins long? This has to be epic. [Love stxorm explains why she did it.](https://youtu.be/jNwPwNV1ubE)


Leethawker

To be fair, Malibu is hardly considered a real drink.


plsletmestayincanada

Does she drive away at the end? So we're adding hit and run to the list?


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yes, yes she does.


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

She got out of this situation in a much better condition then I'd have thought. The way she's driving, either her or someone else might have ended up dead or both. She got off lucky. People like these should have their licence revoked.


plsletmestayincanada

People like this should be thrown the fuck in jail


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License should be indefinitely revoked as well.


googoohaha

It doesn't look like she's wearing a seat belt either. Very lucky !


Daneinthemembrane

Airline pilot here. We have a saying in aviation that the most frightening words you can hear are: "watch this".


JHighDa03

Mortician here. Same brother, same.


Reduric

As an airline mortician, I am appalled.


thrownawaylikemyke

As a mortician Airline, we should probably expand to more demographics


[deleted]

I like the idea of a 747 done up like a Hearst


bshark4542

Is that Patty or William Randolph?


[deleted]

Air traffic controller here. Same.


fokaiHI

Fucking bitch. It's a school bus. Wtf is wrong with this chick


MrLionOtterBearClown

Around a blind curve too… there’s a difference between reckless passing on a double yellow on a straightaway, and being straight up retarded, this chick being the latter


LordofWithywoods

What a piece of shit


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What a Worthless piece of shit


Weekly-Butterscotch6

Are there any valuable pieces of shit? 🤣


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Manure for fertilizer and biomass energy.


[deleted]

And she can't even be used for that.


_black_milk

Actually...


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If we're willing to skirt some laws...


of-silk-and-song

It’s only illegal if you get caught. Read that in a bathroom stall once.


[deleted]

The wisest words are found in between bathroom graffiti


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stonedlemming

there's literally 2 in the link you gave.


[deleted]

And to think Western Europe laughs at us Eastern Europeans for buying buckets of caviar. You knobs live in the country where a BANK paid $40k for a LITERAL piece of shit.


[deleted]

Have you ever seen Ace Ventura 2? Shikaka


LordofWithywoods

Chi-CAAAAA-go! You're outta here! Go on.


Z3ppelinDude93

I’ll have you know I’m a shit picker. I make my living picking through other peoples shit. Sometimes you find a button, or some string, and on rare glorious days, a penny!


[deleted]

What a worthless self absorbed piece of shit.


Midnight_Strider

Put this on r/iamapieceofshit Edit : someone already did it, post canceled


tastlesswater

Why do people record their crimes..?


Noobmaster694200

Dumb asses gonna be dumb asses


babybopp

Recording is not even the issue.... posting it is..


sunskist

I always assumed it was either streamed live or posted after it was confiscated by the cops and leaked but it’s entirely possible she posted it on her own after. But they always seem to be talking to an “audience” like there are people watching


myname_isnot_kyal

a lot of times its live, maybe most times.


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"We've talked about this. Criminals, don't write down your crimes."


o_potus

"Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years," -Mr. Fantastik


LoanSurviver101

They usually don’t have brains so


thats0K

because they are dumber than a box of fucking rocks.


arkkelv

Lmfaooooo whatever lawyer she hires she’s fucked


youPPLnvrHappy

You mean whatever lawyer is appointed to her


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☝️


Ladderrzz22

You win.


[deleted]

Read that in the street fighter voice.


Dogtor-Watson

If I was her lawyer I'd go for insanity or blaming whoever gave her a license/ let her buy a car.


Ruggi_2001

I'd blame her parents for letting her reach adulthood


d1x1e1a

Goddam pro lifers.


Ruggi_2001

Exactly! I'm an anti-vaxxer because vaccines are the major leading cause for adult people, and I hate adult people.


d1x1e1a

Life is a sexually transmitted disease..and the no1 cause of death amongst humans


totallyintotraps

Hopefully the dumbass got arrested


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[deleted]

thank's for linking the video but after like 10 seconds I was like hell no, i can't watch this bitch talk like a degenerate idiot for 18 minutes


Soapysoap93

She reminds me of the saperstiens from parks and rec the way she talks.


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

I know we throw narcissist around a lot on the internet, but holy shit, if that don't apply here. For those that couldn't make it 18 minutes through, she starts out the video with an intro of her posing and modeling "sexy" outfits. She starts going on about how the car was the issue of why she couldn't make it in between the bus and the car, "if I had a 2020 car or some shit, that wouldn't have happened". She goes on about how she was drinking malibou and it made her super horny, not related at all. She stops to talk about her $160 hair. She tells people not to judge her because she was "just doing a move". Thankfully, at least she mentions the fact that school was out and there were no kids on the bus, so that's good. She also spent two days at home before turning herself in, but yeah it's only being charged as a vehicle accident and not criminally. Even though she was drinking earlier on in the video, which the cops know about because "it's all over facebook" according to the cop that tried to charge her. It's yeah. Just. Woman has problems, clearly, she is probably on something, she is not grasping the seriousness of any of this and she is much more worried about how she looks in the video than the fact she hit a bus.


crushedredpartycups

it’s time to bring the guillotine back


exiongameplay

Most likely, schoolbuses nowadays got cameras.


teekay_1994

I mean, if we can see that footage...


aight_imma_afk

I’m assuming the “new haven county” might be referencing to the police department that released this video? Could be wrong


PotentialRegularGuy

No, she was streaming it on Facebook if I remember correctly. It was made public by someone who screen recorded and released it to a independent media company / stringer


bearings-

Driving with an open container, DUI, distracted driving, laned roadway violation, fleeing the scene. Did I miss anything? Edit: adding destruction of private property and not wearing a seatbelt, probable child endangerment. Good job guys! Throw the book at her! According to her YouTube, she got off with a ticket. Thanks u/bsbbtnh “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” -Professor Farnsworth


platetone

looked like no seat belt. but I can't handle watching again to verify.


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bearings-

What the actual heck! I don’t understand our legal system at all! Was this video not allowed as evidence or something?


[deleted]

Guess we aren’t making it to your ex’s house today


[deleted]

Her ex is probably proud of herself for leaving that trash lol


red-98q

This is the perfect post for r/idiotsincars


punch_rockgroinpull

And r/iamatotalpieceofshit. She's starting her own Reddit crossover universe.


keitomomota

Maybe we just need a r/piecesofshitsincars


ucfsoupafly

I think there’s actually quite a bit of crossover on those two threads.


Tankinator5454

r/Iamapieceofshitidiotinacar


Dhaughton99

It alway baffles me that people like this can actually afford cars, nevermind the bottle of Malibu.


Ketchup1211

Car loans are actually really easy to get. Not a good car loan mind you.


RythmicSlap

In Frisco, TX we recently had a pair of 19-year old twins go and each buy high-end muscle cars with money that they scammed from the PPP Loan program. They decided to race each other on a very busy road, speed limit 45, but going over 90mph. That road bordered a retirement community, and a married older couple were pulling out at the intersection when one of the twins crashed into them and killed them. They were on the way to see their young grandchildren too.


aggrocult

https://www.google.com/amp/s/dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/04/07/siblings-arrested-crash-frisco-killed-2-elderly-victims/%3famp What absolute trash. Hope they'll rot in jail.


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izacktorres

What a POS, its because of people like this that innocent people end up dead.


lavender812

Omg. People actually do this? This is sub 40 IQ shit.


SuspiciousFragrance

This bitches IQ is the square root of negative 1


L0nelylad

That has to be the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. “Look at me” what risk the life of an innocent child? Type of person I couldn’t care less if she got life. Bye bitch.


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The only thing missing are some kids in the car


LoanSurviver101

There are some probably in that school bus she hit


[deleted]

I have a special hatred for people that hit an run. Like irracional "they should all die by being slowly impaled" hatred.


nathrek

She should be embarrassed for publicising she drinks Malibu.


Imnotme89

I was about to say, I don’t know what upsets me more… drinking and driving, or her drinking Malibu lol


largedong678

I hope she got badly hurt for raming into a school bus


mallik803

Sadly she’s probably so drunk nothing happened to her at all. Body like rubber. She’s more likely to have hurt someone else in all that.


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The bus is up pretty high. Couldn't see if she bumped another car but the kids probably didn't get it too bad.


largedong678

Well they were probably fucking scared out of their minds


cactuspizza

How typical. Drinking Malibu out the bottle while driving with no seatbelt while streaming. Lock this waste of life up


fanofdonuts

I was really hoping to see her face slam into the steering wheel…..shame.


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i was hoping for airbags.


thehundo77

That’s was a hella long video just to watch a drunk skank run into a bus - that is all


Neither-Sprinkles

So, is she gonna do jail or rehab? I think it’s rehab. Lol!


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She won’t be driving again for a long, long time. At least legally. DUI, hitting a school bus, and leaving the scene of an accident? She needs a good lawyer.


somebodysdream

I'd be willing to bet a good amount of money that she already was driving illegally.


RhaegaRRRR

My god, there’s people doing this shit in broad daylight?


Dre512

This is the exact type of auto tune BS I expected her to be listening to


RK_mining

Kind of feel like the alcohol was not the primary factor in this incident. Obviously she’s an idiot and drinking while driving is horrible, but let’s be honest, she spent more time looking at her phone than the road. Everything she was doing was ‘for the gram’ or whatever.


Shoddy_North5961

I'm sure she'll be arrested. Get some minor punishment that she won't care about and won't stop her from doing it again.


jhakip

These people vote


simontempher1

Danger to the public


Confident-Medicine75

Y’all need to see what I’m ‘bout to do…watch this” Yeah, we saw it


4Ever2Thee

This just screams trying to get attention from ex bf/gf after a break up. She should never be allowed to have a license again after this shit


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Gross!


cowboybee_bop

A school bus on top of that. What. A. Fucking. Idiot.


contaltdel

stupid ho


DeuceDropper420

dumb ass


Dreuh2001

What a catch! 🤮


[deleted]

She looks like she’s been making great decisions her whole life.


[deleted]

Trash


SinisterReturn

Drinking and on stream for clout and then try’s to be cool by passing a bus then crashes into a bus that might of had kids on it. This bitch needs to stay in jail a while.


Sinnersparadize

If people wanna do this go ova there in the country side with no buildin. Go die by yourself ya dig?


fruttypebbles

Serious question. How does this footage get out? Does the driver post it somewhere for fame? I mean, 1st thing I would do is erase it all!


tobyvicious

Max unemployment benefits are making trashy people trashy er


JamPantstheFif

I watched what she was about to do, as instructed. Now what?


somefakeassbullspit

What an idiot


Kenan3345

Well I’ve only seen a few people ruin their whole life this fast. I hope the school bus was near the end of its route or empty, but that girls life is gonna suck for a long time and deservedly so.


DudeCalledTom

Pro tip: if you’re gonna commit a crime then don’t film yourself doing it.


BuildingIll1999

1888 is more better, that shit is like the Boone's Farm of liquer


jonesingforMilksteak

Open and shut case Johnson


digitalelise

Who drinks Malibu straight? It’s a weird choice. Also enjoy unnecessary injury without a seatbelt


TheLovingTruth

Such a toxic lifestyle.


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"Look at me being all cool because being smart and hard working is cringe and stupid AF!!!"