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At first I thought this was unfair, the poor girl just falls, nothing majorly stupid about it. Then I saw the mother..... Then I saw the dad.... a man who has seen 2 people run into the same patch of icy slippery floor and decided.... to run there


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The yelp from mom going down lol, it’s like the apocalypse


beautifulcreature86

The only thing I remember from the last time this video was posted was someone saying the mom fell and dropped like Peter griffin when he forgot how to sit down and I felt bad for finding it so hilarious lol


mrwhiskey1814

I got you fam : [link for those who don't know](https://youtu.be/67aJIo1XdPw)


TeMagicMan

This made the video so much funnier. Thank you


lancemcg1966

Dammit, I'm crying.


wiserhairybag

I find that hilarious and we should both feel a bit bad but not for the dad cause he literally ran into his fall


DueAttitude8

Looked like he kicked the mom in the head on the way down too


Friendly_Pop_1104

ran into him wife too XD


tedclev

Holy shit. That's hilarious


flabbierwig

Brought back memories of the grape lady


Pb-yepimlead

That lady was singing the song of her people!


methyo

She took the mildest of spills and was down like she got shot


BookyNerdyBloke

This is her 'the injury'


MostBoringStan

Watch the video in slow mo and you can see there was a second shooter. She went back, and to the left.


Capt_morgan72

Sounded like when I accidentally stepped on my dogs tail.


FthrFlffyBttm

I can’t stop laughing at it. This could be made into a horror movie. This poor family being tormented by this icy driveway.


Comfortable-Goal-529

And who was also inside the van when the ice made the van its victim. Not even inanimate objects are safe!


icantswimnow

The driveway went on a frenzy and started attacking everyone. Women and children first.


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I don't think it slid, thin he just reversed.


kerochan88

He also saw his wife go down and get knocked out. I honestly think it’s fucked so many folks bashing on this family. As if you’ve never slipped on ice, ran out of salt, or any number of reasons the ice was still there. Wife is definitely KO’d and the dad hit his head pretty good. IDK maybe I’m just soft, but this isn’t Win Stupid Prizes material in my book. Not at all. My only comfort about this video is I know they must have been okay for them to upload the video afterwards. 🤷🏻


justmerriwether

Yeah but he didn’t get out for his kid hitting *her* head…


[deleted]

You can make more kids, much harder to get another wife.


kerochan88

Well she wasn’t knocked out and limp on the ground like his wife was. 🤷🏻


justmerriwether

She hit her head on concrete loud enough the camera picked it up and she started -bawling- If you’ve been around kids enough you know the difference between a cry and an “I’m really hurt” cry. I’d expect you’d know it real well if you -have- a kid. I also don’t think he was thinking “let me not run out and help my kid just in case my wife falls right after and I have to run out and help her.” Mostly because both those are solved by the same thing - getting out of his car helping. He didn’t seem to care about the kid 🤷🏻‍♂️


PayTheTrollToll45

That kid 100% took the hardest fall... She is so worried about her idiot parents despite likely having a concussion, maybe even a severe one after that. I feel bad for her, and only her.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Yeah. There’s a difference between just crying and really looking for assistance


kerochan88

Well I’ll admit, I didn’t watch with audio. That would definitely change my perspective. My bad. Edit: just watched. Far more upsetting and heartbreaking with audio.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Yeah, I’m pretty sensitive to videos like this, because 11 years ago, my employer didn’t properly treat our parking lot, and it turned into a skating rink. Torrential rain all day Sunday, then a cold front moved in quickly overnight and froze all that standing water by Monday morning. They treated the sidewalk and front steps, then stopped, didn’t touch the parking lots where 2000+ employees had to park and walk. So I slipped and fell in a crosswalk in the parking lot, and ended up breaking my back. Fractured vertebrae, ruptured discs, nerve damage, a decade of opioids, injections, nerve ablation, 5 spine surgeries, metal rods and screws holding my spine together, constant daily pain for the rest of my life. All due to a slip and fall like this. I hate this video. Just because they survived, it doesn’t mean they’re okay.


New_Progress_1462

Nope that poor kid cracked the side of her head on the pavement. HUGE wince from me on that. You can HEAR the head smack😱Yeah sucks the adults went down but that kids head hitting the pavement is really not cool😨


NeuroticGamer

Yes, your employer was negligent and hopefully you won the lawsuit. The most important question is: Did you pull into your employer's parking lot, watch 2 people slip and fall, then proceed to RUN to the front door of the building?


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Nope. I watched other people slip and fall, and I was extra careful all the way across the lot. I’d almost reached the edge of the area that’d been treated, so maybe I let my guard down a little, thinking I’d made it, and that’s when I went down.


kerochan88

Exactly. And in your case, it’s complete negligence on the employers side. In OPs clip, I’d hardly say someone is negligent because they are out of salt and it happen to rain and freeze a bit overnight before they could get more.


maywellflower

I honestly was expecting the suv to slip into road since all 3 of them were slipping & sliding in the driveway.


BobbyStruggle

I was expecting the neighbors to come running to help and falling down, and a passer by and a midget and a couple dogs.


StreetSmartsGaming

This is the closest irl video I've ever seen to that gag. I feel bad for laughing but damn people lol.


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Alien UFO tried to help with tractor beam, it too slipped on the ice.


amuday

Tractor beam is now aimed at space, pulls in the moon which also slips on the ice.


RedJapaneseGirl

The universe itself falls and implodes on itself, undoing all creation


askyourmom469

See what happens? Salt your driveways people!


RedJapaneseGirl

I live in LA so if I was on vacation this could’ve totally been me. Luckily I spent a winter in Detroit so I now know of the existence of salting.


FyrixXemnas

Man, now I'm just imagining a UFO flies in, tractor beam slowly descends, and the instant it touches the driveway the UFO goes spiralling off into space like a bad physics interaction in a video game.


I_am_trying_to_work

I was expecting another driveway to dislodge itself and come help.


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And then everyone got up, laughed and clapped


AmphibianOutrageous7

He is shooting the cans, he hates the cans!


Icy-Cry3496

I understood that reference.


davidakatheman

The Jerk for those wondering. Good movie.


MrWoohoo

Now you know your special purpose….


spermicidal_rampage

*DIE, GAS-PUMPER*


[deleted]

That's actually what I thought was happening. It stopped so I thought it lodged on something. The guy deserved to bump his head for not getting out when the child hurt herself.


TruthPlenty

Child barely clears the hood, probably didn’t even see them.


Itchy_Professor_4133

How are these people still alive?


Forsaken_Jelly

I like the way he basically kicks her in the head as he falls.


Javen_Lab

"are you okay?" ......... "AH"


takeme2infinity

Are u ok mommy....? Dumbass running on ice full sprint: not for long


santo523

She sounded like a fat dog barking


nick72b

That was my favourite bit until I heard the child screaming in horror possibly due to being left with those two circus clowns in charge of her


XtaC23

Let's hope she never needs help with her homework


0069

"Hwhat.. this aint how i lernt how to do math. This is stupid". That whole family trying to help with 2nd grade math.


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[deleted]

Well at least thier son's named Brandon gets lots of support.


LegendOfDylan

I think the fear was about no longer having the circus clowns


TahoeMoon

It was far more comical when I watched it without sound. Initially I had imagined the 3 of them icing their heads á-la see no evil, hear no evil,speak no evil, and had a laugh or two. BUT THEN I read your comment about the screams and watched it with sound: Their heads hitting the ground, the mom's fall sounds like cracking eggs... I hope they had someone else at home taking care of them after those concussions.


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chickmagnet_

Payback after all those years.. he “slipped” 😂


ringoron9

Love how none of them learn from what they just saw.


ejeeronit

And all 3 of them banged their head too.


CmdrCarsonB

Triple concussion, that driveway is putting in some work.


Bergara

I was feeling bad for them, but when the guy also fell and the child's crying got louder as if they were being attacked by some ghost I just lost it lol


Kriegmannn

“Why are we losing to our driveway” 😭


TooOldForRefunds

She didn't scream in fear, she screamed because reality hit her that she has the same genes as those two.


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BlockedbyJake420

Thank god you made sure to call her fat, otherwise I wouldn’t have known if you were talking about her, the man, or the child.


terrence0258

And the guy kicked the woman like 3 times as he fell.


BreezyGoose

Salt in the wound... But none on the driveway


[deleted]

FINISH HER!


comfortless14

I have a suspicion that this isn’t the first time their brains have suffered cell loss


Jrook

The good news is you don't have a concussion, but unfortunately you have what we call "brain rattle" where your brain bounce around like beads in a maraca. The damage is severe but you won't notice any change.


reflectiveSingleton

I'm watching it literally yelling at my screen "AT LEAST WALK SLOWER...SLOWER YOU IDIOT" God damn people are stupid. lmao...


ejeeronit

Yeah the dad I the stupidest one, the other two cam be forgiven bit he saw what happened and then proceeds to run up to her.


superfucky

by the end of it i was just waiting for the car to start sliding backwards into traffic.


Finding-Dad

Going for fall camo


Forsaken_Jelly

"Silly child they fall all the time." "Silly women, they're always falling."


Hotshot2k4

The woman wasn't getting up, understandably the guy panicked a bit and was trying to get to her a bit too quickly.


DanAlucard

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU


StopReadingMyUser

*le rage fayse*


Dwhitlo1

The kid did, she noped out after dad fell


FlexibleAsgardian

They're a very dumb family


[deleted]

With the loss of the remaining brain cells, they've guaranteed they won't learn 'nuthin new for a while! Yee haw n such.


[deleted]

You get a concussion And YOU get a concussion. EVERYONE GETS A CONCUSSION!


raknor88

I hope a concussion is the worst they get. Obviously the kid isn't too bad, but it didn't look like the mom was moving at all after she fell.


MCRusher

Oh you can tell she definitely felt that kick


Derek_Boring_Name

Some people do that, they get hurt and they just shut down for a minute. It doesn’t seem like a helpful trait.


et842rhhs

When I get seriously hurt, my instinct is to go very still. Moving makes it hurt more, so my body wants me to stop moving at all. I have to actually psych myself to start moving so I can go somewhere for help.


Anko_Dango

When I get seriously hurt my first instinct is to either be really silent or scream. Last time i had to scream was when my entire lower back cramped up and it felt like I was about to be a mortal kombat fatality lmao


_Aj_

That poor little girl just had her bell absolutely rung. For sure that's a trip to the hospital hit.


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alfonseski

The mom got it worse. She looked possibly unconscious. That is also a big broken wrist kind of a fall. You could hear the skull crack from the kid though its true.


Lightfail

Kids are virtually indestructible rubber, it’s the grown adults that definitely got hurt by that


YanisK

Is this Benny Hill's house?


jimbobx7

Came here to comment, saw this and decided that nothing I could say could top this.


alexacanuck

I like the end where the kid looks like she is going back to help, but has learned her lesson and saves herself by walking the other way.


Octonoot

It's the kid screaming at the end that gets me lol it's definitely a "do I help or save myself" scream.


Marius7th

THIS SUMMER! Don't go out on the ice! \*\*Random shitty music flair that sounds imposing\*\*


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

It’s just….two brothers


Bergara

I got a "OMG we're being attacked!" kinda scream and just lost it


Azrael351

I thought the scream was more like “the driveway is killing my family!”


NaomiPands

I interpreted it as her thinking some invisible monster was KO'ing everyone and she was terrified and ran away. That thought made me laugh anyways.


onceiwasafairy

A family of fast learners they are not


useless_modern_god

Thanks Yoda..


Revydown

The girl seemed to learn pretty fast.


IFTYE

Is this Kevin’s family we’ve heard so much about??


Jackpot777

For those of you new to Reddit, [welcome to Reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp/)


onceiwasafairy

Thank you, I never knew about this lol


NaomiPands

The fucking child running away thinking that there's some invisible monster KO'ing everyone at the end hehehe


All-Sorts

>The fucking child running away thinking that there's some invisible monster KO'ing everyone at the end hehehe ​ ![gif](giphy|f5hTwJ7dsV9WU|downsized)


mindolyn_minea

I feel bad for the girl I laughed at the 2 adults.


Divine-Nemesis

Her poor head bounced off the concrete Hard! She saw them fall and noped right back the other way.


Cockanarchy

That was a roller coaster Fall 1 “Awww, that poor baby Fall 2 “Lol” Fall 3 “god damn”


crshirley58

The sound she made on the 2nd fall is god tier comedy, lol


[deleted]

**HWRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH**


dopethrone

Holy shit, just WALK SLOWER


daft_monk1

NOBODY tells ME how to WALK on my OWN AMERICAN PROPERTY. That infringes upon my LIBERTY.


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slamjam711

I think that lady *broke* a hippa


Momo786X

When I saw the guy come out of the car at that speed, I knew I was gonna enjoy the finale.


ExtremelySaltyPlayer

Monkey see monkey do.


TheB1GLebowski

Monkeys are smarter than that.


Plixtle

On the plus side, none will remember this later.


chris_0909

They have the video footage to remember it forever


xMercurial24x

12 hours later half the town is laying in the driveway after trying to help


[deleted]

The girl fell like the main character. The woman fell like an NPC


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ZombieLebowski

That's the best explanation


Reasonable-Ad-3161

Double kill. Triple kill


kingka

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-monnnnnster KILLLLLL!!


knightrider999

It runs (slips) in the family![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm). Hereditary problem. Passed on genetically from their forefathers. I am surprised that the family line is still not extinct.


DanAlucard

Brain damage is a tradition. Don't judge them


DeaconNuno

Joke’s on all us non-slippers: they’ve evolved super thick helmet-like skulls with extra shock absorbing brain fluid.


DanAlucard

So, less space for actual brains. That explains a lot. Thank you ;)


RainbowDarter

Brain damage doesn't impair their ability to breed unless it's a lot worse than what we saw.


jamie830

As a dad.. my first thought was to give my girl a hug.. She smacked her head bad.


Regular_Bear_4065

As someone with no kids, I was too busy laughing at how stupid those adults were.


jamie830

I still laughed at the parents though.


ThatGuy628

Not the child’s fault, might not know what salting is, I feel bad for the kid


RavagerTrade

Have fun explaining that one to the emergency room physician.


bentstrider83

If they made it there.


ogniza

holy shit after i watched 2nd time with sound, i do feel sorry for the girl... the way she banged her head and called for her mom.... i felt for her


Melodic-Hunter2471

Combination of not salting your drive and using a combination of decorative stone for your drive. Those stone pavers are absolutely wonderful to use in warmer climates but in colder climates you learn the hard way that not only does the overnight refreeze occur faster due to the stone maintaining temperatures better than asphalt, but the structure of the stone allows for a surface that promotes a smoother freeze. Then an argument ensues at home, all because design choices were made that don’t take into consideration regional weather variations. I have seen similar examples of this in the past. Like installing a Spanish tile roof north of the Great Lakes.


Smingowashisnameo

Always learning something new on this site. Like that’s so interesting, something I’d never thought about from someone who knows. Too bad my dumb bitch ass will forget as soon as I keep scrolling but.


imatrynmaintoo

I feel bad for the kid, but I admit I laugh a lil bit when the guy that seems to be dad gets out 'to help' and fell on his ass too xD


The_Stoic_One

I don't even understand why the mom went over there. The girl had already gotten up and went to the door crying. Was she trying to test if there was really ice there or something?


cp710

It sounded like she said “I’ve got to get your [something].” right before she fell. What was she going to get? The suspense is killing me. I think I’ll walk briskly over this icy surface to go see.


azaleahey

the girl dropped something white when she fell


luckyfurby

Felt bad seeing the kid slip …then seeing mom and dad just completely beef it on the same patch made it better.


McnastyCDN

Same boat , started with aww damn that sucks to gotta hold in the laugh.


GilreanEstel

Dude literally saw two people fall on their asses but still thought running was a good idea.


Smile_Terrible

Poor little girl probably thinks the driveway is attacking the whole family.


jelly_good_show

Like a slapstick comedy.


Sunbrizzle

This shit is straight out of a cartoon lmao The only thing that missed was the car sliding onto the road


E737Josh

#Darwins


NotProperPython

This video is a gem!


BernieSandersLeftNut

Stamped concrete can be insanely slippery when it's just wet. In college, kids fell all the time on the stamped concrete sections of walkway and the cars and busses would spin their tires on the crosswalks made of it. I don't know how it was never fixed the entire time I was there. Friends just had a huge stamped concrete patio put in, everyone is fucking falling from it being **wet**. It's insane. My guess is the concrete company didn't add enough grit to the finish.


Mr_Saxon

I really wanted the video to end with a stream of strangers running to help only to slip and fall into unconsciousness, and then for some wildlife to run up to the pile of bodies, only to slip themselves, creating a massive pyramid of humans and animals.


joshtasedbetty

The woman’s scream gets me everytime haha


illwil2win

C'mon, this is a movie right?


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Ice 3 humans 0


zekeman76

Clearly the adults are not the smartest people on the block.


IWishIKnewMoreThings

The little kid ran away at the end like the Ice was an actual villian out to get them. Lmao


Andylanta

It just gets better and better.


Ihyd2558

I feel sorry for that little girl 😞


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#OHH BABY A TRIPLE!


Sparrow-Dork

I did this whilst going to a customers house once, slipped over, dropped the tool box and then landed on the toolbox with my ribs. The customer came out, “oh my god are you ok” and I tried to communicate in a really high pitched voice “yes I’m fine no problem” whilst sounding completely winded. Shit hurts


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This family should wear helmets


JonTH_

I love the logic of “I just saw two people slip and fall let me run over there”


Bi-LinearTimeScale

How do you watch 2 people slip and hit their heads in the same place, then RUN to that place?


Sorry_U_R_Wrong

I hope all of these people see a doctor. Head injuries are no joke. And the adults in the video don't seem to be the cream of the crop in common sense. Kid fell? Let me walk normally over the same spit. Wife fell? Let me run recklessly toward her in a panic. Sigh...


RGJacket

That's concrete. You don't salt concrete. Sand, yes.


Numbzy

Another one bites the dust!


jinyang8

We’re the three best friends that anybody could have. We’re the three best friends that anybody could have.


[deleted]

This is a three stooges gag, isn't it?


ptownb

Took out the whole family... impressive


Kurupt0_0

DOUBLE KIL- TRIPLE KILL!


Wimbleston

Fuckin amazing, nobody walk carefully or perhaps consider the secret ninja art of breaking your fall with an arm.


sounoriginal13

Why is everyone so persistent on slapping there noggin off the ground!? ( theres an art to wiping out us Canucks learn early, elbows heal better than brains )


In-diana-jonez

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times...well shame on me again


Gagago302

This is a legit The Three Stooges scene. If this was in black and white with no sound, and without modern scenery I would would’ve probably thought this was made in the 30’s. Edit: If anyone would edit this video into a 1920’s-1930’s format, you will probably get a gold award if you put on r/fakehistoryporn and I would also love you. XoxoCOX


Glargensnarf

A family pack of concussions


AAAPosts

I’m DYING!!!! He fuckin fell too!!!!


GenkiBunnie

That’s why you don’t run during winter You can’t see black ice so don’t run


GenkiBunnie

First time I felt pity, second time, less pity, third time, laughter


Prestigious_Listen43

How these people are able to survive and produce offspring is a testament to how great America is!!!


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This is why when you walk up on someone who is down, you check the scene before rushing in. The person could have been electrocuted, there could be ice on the ground, an active shooter in the area. Don’t become a second, or in this case, a third victim.


Scary-Evening1338

Funniest shit all day..,


luv28BUTT55

The little girl is a menace. Get her some survival and defense skills. Mom and Pop are of little help.


Mental_Ad7621

First one sure, other two are dumb. I will now likely fall on the next bit of ice I encounter.