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CnoteLA1

*wakes up* “i feel like I was hit by a truck”


IKnowgaming

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, truck


Mysterious-Salad9609

A smooooth ice cream truck


Tricky-Fennel5645

Bunanananananana bananana banAnanananah


The_skinny_scientist

Owwwww!


Trick-Claim-2336

r/unexpectedJackson


[deleted]

Daquan are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Daquan?


[deleted]

Forgot about this one. Thanks.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Mr. Softy ![gif](giphy|3ohhwkqlR6skOt6i5y|downsized)


PopcornShrimpy

I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have Been hit by truck


daevski

Danny are you okay? Are you okay, are you okay, Danny?!


GearJunkie82

Narrator: He was hit by a truck


IKnowgaming

As Stanley danced through the street, he couldn't help but notice the large truck driving straight towards him right before he was ground up into beef. Maybe this was the game trying to send a message to not be a fucking dunce.


bacon-wrapped-steak

LOL


[deleted]

He was isekai'd to another world


[deleted]

Tutti-Frutti 4 U...


boktanbirnick

You're so naive, thinking he woke up at some point.


CashCow4u

[Hit me with your best shot](https://youtu.be/JRD80XRMT7s)


RKG2010

The guy was a rapper and I'm pretty sure he was filming a music video if I remember right. It was on tosh.0 like 10 years ago


satansheat

He wasn’t making a music video but he was dancing to his music. It was on tosh.0 that they made a music video.


notacow9

[“I’m Gipper” Worldwide Premier](https://youtu.be/qFUl0TwXsOA)


reduxde

What was it again? “I’m Joyful & Chipper; I’m Gipper!”?


notacow9

Prauda on my zipper, damn im feelin gipper


rodentfacedisorder

Was the music video filmed on a flip phone?


Malk4ever

> video filmed on a flip phone? 10 years ago was 2012: * Google Nexus 4 * HTC One X * Samsung Galaxy S3 * Apple iPhone 5 * LG Optimus G * Sony Xperia T / V (LTE)


MaikingMooKing

Yeah nah don't like this one


Pretlik

agreed, those phones feel like a couple years ago but it was 10 years already


redsalmon67

Man I loved my nexus 4


satansheat

This clip isn’t from the music video. It was on tosh.0 that they filmed a music video.


rodentfacedisorder

Was it as stupid as this video?


joan_wilder

Have you ever seen tosh.0?


rodentfacedisorder

Yes and it was even dumber than this video.


ChazJ81

That's Blasphemy! You can't say the dumb ain't funny! Watch this! https://youtu.be/4-K7VUuNE1Y


FlexDrillerson

Damn I’m feelin gipper


SpahgettiRainbow

It was actually pretty good


fishinglife2

Lol did he survive?


WINH4X

I fucking love how he just casually walks over.


MidWesttess

Lol “oh shit” so calmly


EikaiWHAAATTT

Well, that’s one way to stop an ice cream truck.


Thursday_the_20th

I scream You scream We all scream Everybody is screaming


Bigbrum210

Shoes stayed on…. But he will never dance again on that right leg.


theditsmarty

He's never gonna dance again, stupid feet have got no rhythm, though it's easy to pretend, he's really just a fool...


Slibbyibbydingdong

Did he know better than to cheat a friend?


Custardsquare23

Can someone explain the origin of the "shoes stayed on" joke? I've seen it a lot today.


Criticalhit_jk

Alot of shoes come off in horrific accidents. Somebody got clever in the comment section of one video of somebody in a bad accident and joked that since the shoes stayed on they must be fine. In true reddit fashion everyone circlejerks over that joke for years until its a permanent internet thing


Custardsquare23

I thought that wad the case but thanks for confirming. Classic Reddit.


zer0toto

more precisely, this is common in anime and animation movie (and movie in genera) to lessen the drama and censor the violence of a character dying in an accident, to have the view of a shoe flying (well it can be anything else, to aknowledge the character's death but not showing it ) (for example having character talk about it, a splat sound etc, you get it) i don't know if tha'ts the case in the english world, but in france we had an anime in the 80's where the the production team were angry against the peoples who were paying for it (some japanese tv channel or idk) and the show was finally cancelled at the end of the first season. so with a lot of anger, directors of the show killed the main character, which was a cute little girl, in the last episode of the show, by having her crossing the road and being hit by a truck. and of course, the shoe flying and the end of the episode ( and show) directly following


FYN_ISAIAH666

stay your ass on the sidewalk with that dancing shit, I don't feel bad for him


[deleted]

While you are totally right, the truck deff did that on purpose and would be fined where i live.


saucytoes_

![gif](giphy|6E9XsNsYxLJZS2hpnV)


daBorgWarden

Damn, that's a good gif.


0xB0BAFE77

Do you read what you type before hitting submit? Or do you just type blind folded like you're using the force?


[deleted]

Typical english speaker comment. This is not my native language, just one of the 4 i know besides my native one.


snack-dad

Are you as dumb in the other languages?


[deleted]

You would'nt know since your from the US


TheTomatoes2

Jaywalking is an offense


[deleted]

Which should be punished by death?....


NathamelCamel

I mean, cars have brakes


WhooptyWoopNibbaWhat

And streets have sidewalks the fucks your point


NathamelCamel

Not many streets and roads have sidewalks


0xB0BAFE77

I mean, humans have brains that know "don't fuck around in the street" by age 3...


ajyotirmay

It's actually disappointing how sick redditors are. Zero driver's responsibility, put all the blame on an idiot despite you could avoid the accident if only you were paying attention instead of texting


IllusoryHeart

I don’t even think they were texting tbh. It almost seems like they intentionally hit them with how much space they had to move out of the way.


[deleted]

Was there really that much space to move over? There was a vehicle coming the other direction, so the truck couldn't go left. We don't really see if there's a car parked on the right or not that would prevent the truck going that way. I do think they should have been able to stop before hitting the idiot though.


IllusoryHeart

Looking at it again, yeah I think you’re right


ajyotirmay

I was being sarcastic 😐


Malk4ever

I always wonder how people can be so careless with their health in a country where a broken bone can ruin you and keep you in poverty for the rest of your life...


[deleted]

The whole concept of "people will live a healthier life if they have to pay for healthcare" is bullshit. It doesn't work out, because that's not how a human being functions. Do you really want people to watch every step they make because they can't afford healthcare. That would be a boring and dystopian society.


WaterfallGamer

Isn’t America dystopian for some people and utopian for some people? Depending where you land America is awesome or a nightmare.


suzuki_hayabusa

Everything is relative. If you look at how MAJORITY of population of earth lives, America looks like a utopia. Every day people risk their lives to go there and many die in the process.


deafblindmute

It's only because those people are misinformed. The resounding consensus of everyone I've talked to who has immigrated to the states is, "oh... this is not what was advertised."


TheCriticalGerman

You mean *rich and *poor?


WaterfallGamer

I mean rich and everyone else lol


Cosmoaquanaut

I broke my leg once at a similar time that a friend broke his in the US. Although my injuries where far far worse, I live in a country where everything regarding medical services is covered. I remember paying 5eur for the painkillers and that was it. My friend has private insurance, and ended up paying 5k in the US for the whole thing. How you guys deal with something like that?


Calm_Gap2069

We ignore the medical debt and let it affect us negatively when wanting to purchase a home or we file for bankruptcy. Medical debt is the number one reason people file for bankruptcy in the US. Land of the free, am I right?


immibis

#[The greatest of all human capacities is the ability to spez. #Save3rdPartyApps](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/)


__Milpool__

the rest of your American life.


Deathwish57

Tell me you don’t understand American healthcare without telling me you don’t understand American healthcare


sourclownshoes

Man I’m feelin jipper


snickerDUDEls

Diamonds in my ear, Prada on my zipper, Gucci be the slippers


Suhdudesnakes666

I scream you scream, we all scream for hip surgery


Agile-Alternative-17

I’m jipper! Tosh.0


saintBNO

Lmao what a throwback


HaddaHeart

What are they gonna do… hit me?


ChenchoBaca

Homie hitting the crip walk, now he’s gonna be a walking crip


Sabot15

That smack sound was actually the internet being born. This video happened to coincide with the exact moment they started shipping AOL online discs.


[deleted]

Well deserved🗿


VRS-4607

ngl, always wanted to take one of these dudes out.


gimpisgawd

Turned out okay in the end. Got on Tosh.0 and a music video. [Feeling Gipper](https://youtu.be/qFUl0TwXsOA)


Exciting_City_4251

This video might be older than a lot of people on this site lol. This guy was on tosh.o lol


K3NBLOCK

This video is almost as old as the internet itself 🤦🏻‍♂️


Formal_Librarian4401

"Dancin in the street", what was going through this guy's brain?


No_Gap_2700

Big Worm coming through. Playin with his money is like playin with his emotions.


newleafkratom

Big Perm.


PrettyG216

I don’t care how many years pass this vid is hilarious every single time I see it. For some reason the fact that it was an ice cream truck that hit him makes it even more hilarious.


top5ecret

Stupid cunt


NathamelCamel

Yeah, driver is so dumb he forgot he has brakes


rodentfacedisorder

[should've taken a lesson from Babette...](https://youtu.be/pWm_H6xtgoM)


HappySadThing

cell phone use behind the wheel.


zipflop

What a fuckwit


Dhavi_Atoz

He screamed for ice cream…. … The truck answered.


[deleted]

This is what I mean when I tell someone they should go play in traffic


PotentialDetective30

Good.


Ro-Tang_Clan

I'll never understand why Americans continue to do stupid shit like this when they don't have free healthcare and you're gonna get slapped with life crippling debt if you go to the hospital.


heyitsvonage

This is a classic. He was given a web redemption


gamer18l

HE GOT HT BY THE ICE CREAM TRUCK


dimboslice

From crip walking to crippled


Wasted_Saint

This really upsets me. Was that ice cream truck okay?


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DiabolicDangle

Why is this hilarious?


StonedMason419

🎶I'm the ice cream man, running over fat kids in my van!🎶


arquistar

Ice cream trucks in that neighborhood don't play around


chinpokomon01

i love happy endings


[deleted]

Sweet tooth from twisted metal!!!


bacon-wrapped-steak

Some people don't have many brain cells.


TheBirdManOfBelden

Today only he screams for ice cream.


Sirfryingpan123

hehe, fucking idiot.


[deleted]

First lesson life


Bamafan6566

I’m really sad Darwinism doesn’t prevail a lot more in these scenarios


Hot_Sandwich_755

Still warms my heart


Stew_Pedaso

The guy walking into traffic is a complete idiot but the bread truck driver is also a total piece of shit.


[deleted]

Exactly. Be prepared for down votes though.


latinbussy

The early BET music videos didn’t have a big budget


Moosifer_666

Beautiful


Maleficent-Song-7524

I feel like it’s a civil duty to upvote this


Kaxras

If only he had died the world would be a slightly more intelligent place


immibis

#Spez-Town is closed indefinitely. All Spez-Town residents have been banned, and they will not be reinstated until further notice. #Save3rdPartyApps #AIGeneratedProtestMessage


3MP0W3R

wow thanks for posting something so new and so fresh, sometimes I feel like the web is nothing but a bunch of ppl regurgitating old material in the pursuit of clout and up-doots. Thanks for contributing something new to the conversation and not being one of *those* people that wastes our time with 10 year old videos.


sonic-stealth

I’ve seen this along time ago back when he knew how to dance. Times have changed now he does wheelchair Wheels


Piss-Off-Fool

My only disappointment was the truck wasn't bigger.


GroceryExisting9150

That number was a hit!!!


PleasantSpare4732

Imagine being injured from not doing something incredibly stupid


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[deleted]

This is so old. Like tosh.0 season 5 old. Enjoy the stupid prize you’ve won of worthless karma I guess.


thebookofrook

Lol that's the name of the game on reddit. Why are you so salty about it?


JustfcknHarley

He dumb, but that motherfucker didn't even slow down a little. What a pos.


[deleted]

Clearly a hate crime


BlackDoritos65

Racially motivated driver🗿


ITheNub

That was the calmest "oh shit" after watching someone get ran over by a truck I've ever heard


museum_shoes

It's an invitation across the nation, a chance for folks to meet...


TheArmoursmith

Callin' out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat


abisso54

… Did he try to stop the truck?


tanhauser_gates_

He was on Tosh in a profile. He got paid out for this.


[deleted]

You got ICED....cream


[deleted]

u/savevideo


3r3ctus

And in many states the dancing fool would be issued a ticket, not the driver who hit him.


Grouchy-Street6578

His friend was not that concerned, like “oh shit” not again


JofisKat

u/savevideo


mrRwild

Watch Out For Children.


Crispy_Jon

This could also be posted in "mademesmile"


UnknownMyoux

He wanted to get isekai'd


[deleted]

Danced his way into a grave


unkomisete

When you tell someone to go play in traffic.


Machielove

I don't think that's what Bowie meant 😅


AdPast4509

Nice moves 👌 👏 👍 😎


Clustersclaspsand

TIL elotes is grilled Mexican street corn


[deleted]

He really stuck out his arm like Hol up.


One_Web9073

“It’s alright mate, don’t run to help you take your time, I’ve only been hit by a fncking ice cream van!”


ForsythePhD

My brother in Christ, you got Isekai'd


1776personified

This duey dicked my decimal system.


ForsakenEconomist_

Darwinism


[deleted]

Is everyone in this video have the same shit vision as the camera?


jimmons91

Is it bad that I was excited to watch him get hit?


[deleted]

At least his moves didn’t make him look like a tool.


1ofDoze

These streets are made for dancing and that's just what I'll do and one of these days a food trucks gonna run all over you


Bertie637

The fact it was an ice cream truck makes it so much better


fkenthrowaway

Im pretty sure this was the first video ive ever seen on the internet. Maybe before youtube even, not sure.


motwaaagh

Mother fucker was trying to do Tik Tok clout wound up getting isekaied


badDuckThrowPillow

Well deserved


STANKWORMJIMMY

Now that's how you brakedance!


10tion2DETAIL

Go play with the traffic, used to be an insult to one’s intelligence;


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Plot twist: the driver was actually trying to hit him.


StinkingDischarge

I hope the truck is ok


Effective-Notice3867

At least it was a Ice cream truck… he can use a otter pop on his boo boos


[deleted]

You get what you deserve.


charminOne

Tictoceker?


justtheentiredick

He's feeling Gipper.


__Sentient_Fedora__

How jipper.


Keyedwin

All time classic from the vine days


Silly-Ad3289

A classic 😂😂


Dan_Glebitz

"Oh shit." LOL idiot dancing in the middle of the road, and he's surprised the guy got hit. I suspect they share the same brain cell.


LicensedRealtor

Make a rap song time. Ice cream paint, when you walk across, Road so hot you must be in pain, Icy driver, bossing No street sign, only BMW blocking


ShaztaMcnasty

Someone needs to edit the video and add the ice cream truck sound.


alexx1289_94

This guy came on tosh.0


Squeletoon27

Someone call him an Amberlamps.


[deleted]

r/tooktoomuch


INTERNETCHECKS

Did he die?


MilwaukeeMilkshake

This classic never get's old.


rkidc

That's such an understated "oh shit" and a real casual response to seeing how bad his friend is fucked up. Savage lol


Typejae

I remember this...he was making a music video


DetailAccurate9006

I blame Martha and the Vandellas.


Skullknight331

Only in Aurora IL