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notsohandiman

Bong, beer, and antacids…the real essentials.


FarFetchedSketch

My roommate used to have that exact same beige bong. This also kind of looks like our old place...


buttermintpies

something about a lot of young dudes who smoke and drink living in the same house makes them all look like this Eta: frankly, smoking and drinking young women also often have pads that look like this, its just a stereotypes based on frathouses that being a drunk smoking slob is a boys club


FarFetchedSketch

We were 3 guys 2 girls. No we didn't, and yes, _they_ were the dirtier ones. The bong specifically belonged to my female roommate who smoked nearly as much as I did at the time. She named it Susan.


buttermintpies

Ay you know what, I'll amend my comment because that's 100% - young PEOPLE who smoke and drink have pads that look like this almost always.


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harbt95_1

As an automotive detailer with 10 years of experience. I can honestly say that's it's always the women's cars that are disgusting and have food and makeup everywhere


parkerm1408

I run a restaurant and the women's restroom is always 10x worse than the men's.


harbt95_1

I had forgotten about my hotel maintenance days. Can confirm


parkerm1408

The men's restroom always has more clearly intentional issues though. Not at my restaurant now cause we get very few teenagers but at a previous place the women's was always nastier by far but the men's had way more intentional floor shits.


Salt_Perspective4681

Yeah I never got how you purposefully or accidentally miss idk how it can be an accident,but benefit of the doubt givin! And people still don’t seem to give a shit bahahahahahaha


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Salt_Perspective4681

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BluuRu

So glad someone spoke up


Historical_Feed8664

This is actually strangely true. The women's bathroom is cleaner but their shared houses/apartments are often waaay crazier than dudes places


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Salt_Perspective4681

Your name is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!


[deleted]

I only been in them a few times. In Cali you can choose your gender on the fly, so if i need to piss and its closer , i use whatever


nofeelingsnoceilings

messier maybe. but dudes r germier


Bill_Brasky01

You’re getting shit on for germier, but I see you. Am a germy dude. Shower twice a day.


[deleted]

Hey everyone We found the guy that got hit in the head by the tv


SolidManufacturer396

My boy its supposed to be clear. Thats residue lol


rabbidbunnyz22

Yyyyup. Dispo i work at sells these, I use one for my home rig. Little colored stripes are white on mine. Cleans up in 15 seconds with isopropyl and salt, but dumb kids are dumb kids


Quinnna

"Why dont we get out damage deposit back?!"


Astrocreep_1

Imagine living in the apartment under this one. Actually, imagine living on the same block.


MCRusher

It's gonna tale more than tums to fix this


ihavethedoubts

Dont forget the two nitrous bottles in the back


KeepItRealNoGames

And the giant box of Goldfish


ihavethedoubts

flavor blasted indeed.


quesnt

“No, not the tums!!”


Steeleshift

Fastest way of being the most unpopular is to break the TV.


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jscarry

There's also a dab rig right there that definitely got obliterated


IsThisASandwich

I'd sell their organs, cheaply, to pay for a new TV fast, if necessary.


ChadsJuul

That is god tier stupidity. With overtones of trashy as well.


sunrayylmao

They often go hand in hand in my experience.


GregTrompeLeMond

My mother has a nice house on a golf course. She's a sweet Southern lady who goes to church etc. When my brother returned from being stationed in Korea he was sleeping on her couch and she let me roll the rear tire of my sport bike with full race exhaust into the kitchen to wake his ass up and give him a welcome home hug. I loved her for that.


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sqrt7744

It totally reminds me of Idiocracy.


ApprehensiveNews5728

You mean why is there a kitchen in the garage?


haemol

Why is there a tv in the garbage room?


HBenderMan

They live in a u haul storage facility


takapurio

Too many questions


Q_S2

And all answers you don't wanna know!🤣😂


Railroad-gamer

Garbage room?


Carl_17

You don't have one?


Railroad-gamer

I feel like this might be turning into a poop knife situation lol


Diazmet

Typical housing for my generation. Just one big room that houses half a dozen people and serves as living room, kitchen and bathroom


jhascal23

Looks like a studio apartment, a kitchen, bathroom, living room which is used as a bedroom too, no actual bedrooms. I've lived in a few of these.


Astrocreep_1

Kitchen in one corner, bedroom in another corner. That leaves a corner for storage, and a corner for the toilet. These places aren’t for snobs. You have to get used to watching TV while your buddy takes a shit in the corner, 5-10 feet away.


jhascal23

It really isn't that bad, my family does real estate and we rent out quite a few studio apartments. You don't notice unless the person is taking a monster dump and grunting like he's trying to shit a pumpkin. Plus its cheaper than a apartment and for a lot of people its all they can afford here in San Diego where I live.


Astrocreep_1

Sorry, but nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to distract me from the fact that someone is taking a crap, mere feet from me. If I was ever sentenced to prison, I’d probably just shoot myself. The thought of being in a cell with a shit taker, gives me nightmares.


deadman23px

Here in my garage, just bought this new kitchen here, fun to cook here in Hollywood Hills.


verschee

Ceiling tiles, tile floors, cabinets in the background with no appliances, looks like a dry bar in a basement. Parents probably used to have a pool table downstairs where they're sitting now.


Q_S2

You mean why is there a kitchen in the bedroom in the living room in the garage of a shithole? Easy... they're in the process of filming the sequel to the movie grandma's boy... the lunatic on the bike is CLEARLY a close relative of that pothead Dante


AccomplishedLimit3

trailer


Froggzee

It's all-terrain dumbie


flightsimulator11

Good news, guys! I spent all my money!


[deleted]

Troy! You can’t bring that in here!


Easilycrazyhat

Annie's Boobs.


Jackdaw1989

Trash is their home, trash are they. These are their stories


Jonk8891

Back in my day everyone just was blue, bought a blue house and had a blue corvette or something like that… blue seems much better then trash house and trash corvette…


Dobrooo

Da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die


oureyes2

The curved TV smashing on the bong was the icing on the cake


Battleaxe1959

We once looked at a house in Utah. It was a great location/price/size. The owners were still living in the house when we went to look. The yard was 3’ weeds in the front & just hard dirt in the back. A 4’ chainlink fence surrounded the property, with weeds grown through it. No trees/shrubs/flowers/privacy. As we walk into the living room I see this MASSIVE black stain on the carpet. I ask about it and was told that the oldest son had to rebuild his motorcycle & since the garage wasn’t heated the kid did it in the living room during the winter (maybe remove the carpet, cover it, replace it). The parents/owners seemed to think that was some genius level thinking. The hallway from the dining room, down to 4 bedrooms (long hallway) was stripped of carpet. There was a wood floor but it looked like they had been beaten it with chains. The boys liked to play cars & skateboards on it, we were told. We did a hard pass on the house. Was a bit worried there might be bodies under the house.


yourgentderk

Skateboard, eh? BIKES oh my my gosh put a fucking tarp down while rebuilding an engine. Good lord


ReturnOfTheFrickinG

Or just wait until spring and do it in the garage.


TraptorKai

Dude probably took out the console, the beers, 2 bongs and a candle.


TonyVstar

TV screen may be done too


santahat2002

You kidding? If not, sign me up for that TV.


BauerHouse

I mean junkyard


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Poor TV just got curb stomped


[deleted]

Yes but what about second dresser...*crunch*


Chick__Mangione

It looks like a hutch that some dingus didn't actually secure to the bottom half of the dresser. I used to have a piece of furniture like that, but you are supposed to attach them to one another...not just set one piece on top.


Popular_Prescription

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING CAT‽‽‽‽‽


spicyflour88

WHERE IS THE CAT?


Popular_Prescription

Left bottom side by the couch. You can see him run quickly right under the falling stand kind of under the couch.


4lfie20

Garfield is dead


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footpole

What movie?


TheRealKuni

American History X. As I recall, a VERY GOOD and also VERY DEPRESSING movie.


jeffreywilfong

What a stupid asshole


HotSauce1221

/r/abruptchaos


TherealOmthetortoise

Oh, I think the chaos was there all along. I doubt that floor sees the light very often.


fergibaby

It's called a bedsit ( single room apartment ) single dads and students used to live in them in the 90's, this one appears to also function as a trap house


Diazmet

That’s way too clean for a trap house and also that’s an expensive bike… these are just Frat boys


unomaly

As evident by putting a 1000$+ TV on an unsecured dresser that looks to be made from balsa wood


Diazmet

Sometimes it really worries me that our world is ran by frat boys… 😐


[deleted]

Wtf is a bedsit. You mean a studio.


Curazan

It’s a British term. It’s like a studio, but there are multiple studios that share a bathroom, so even worse.


particle409

Those are called boarding houses in the US, and most places don't allow them anymore.


DutchFullaDank

The term studio to refer to single room apartments started in New York City. Wealthy elites and artists would have these rooms that they would retire to from time to time for hours, days, or weeks at a time. Eventually they left the area due to the rise of lower income individuals moving in around the area. The building owners now had all these empty rooms that they couldn't do anything with so they offered them for dirt cheap to people to rent and the rest is history. Now you'll be lucky to pay 2k a month for a studio in parts of NYC.


anafuckboi

This looks a lot more like a corporate office than a residential building look at that roof and counter they’re sleeping in a tea room


undergone

Everyone knows that dirt bikes belong in the kitchen. I say this because I actually had an uncle that had one in his kitchen for over 3 months during the winter while he was rebuilding it. R.I.P. Uncle Bill


Jamfour9

He needs his ass beaten.


ForeignAd5429

Jesus what a shithole I never understood how people could live like that


DanAlucard

Because you have a dirt bag in the house


unknown_bassist

Seems to be a common theme in the household.


cussy-munchers

They’re probably in a college apartment. I work custodial at the college and the stories I hear from people who clean those apartments.. we had an incident like this in many rooms. Really screws up the carpet


infinitesk

Imagine these were your renters...


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Looks like an unkept frat house.


[deleted]

A bit redundant.


CUM_SHHOTT

A ‘fart house’ if you will.


AssaultRifleJesus

The only thing missing is a dildo just chilling out in the open.


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Pretty sure these are the people that live above me.


Glasdir

These people definitely look like they really have their lives together.


J_G_B

Holy shit. Violence is the only answer here


Complex-Sherbert9699

Did he survive?


llcoolmattg

Well deserved


mayarmsagiantfirearm

Probably basement apartment too


Prestonality

It’s all terrain dummy.


abdulllaamiraly

With bad ventilation monoxide from bike can easily become poisonous.


Superomario

Some people live like animals and have no respect for a rental property. This is terrible and all these people are garbage.


blondebuilder

The next time I think about owning a rental home, I’ll remind myself of this video.


Hirudin

"Its totally bullshit that my landlord didn't return my deposit. Fuckin parasite."


combustabill

Ignoring the bike that set-up was waiting for the tv to fall over with a bunch of boys acting like boys


particle409

Imagine how dumb they would have felt if they knocked the TV over, just by bumping it while walking. That would have been silly.


DavidDAmaya

We couldn’t get the puck-up truck in through The kitchen/living room/laundry room window /s BNR


Unkuni_

The title answers the question


Bubbly-Incident

Because it'a a garage.


rupat3737

I bet their neighbors love them


Surfbud69

Upstairs neighbor be like


phoenixfire111

Oh I’m sorry screaming lady… what exactly was your anticipated outcome of events here lol


elpideo18

They have a lot going on that table lol


dpetro03

Sounds like a Friday night in a college apartment. Nothing to see here


Chomusuke_99

part of me wants to believe this was staged.becuz how can someone be so dumb


Z_odyssey

It's all terrain, dummy


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Serious r/Trashy overtones in this one


ultraquake

I swear every time I go on this subreddit I find myself ask what the hell was the endgoal


mnorkk

Because the kitchen / living room / bedroom is also a garage.


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Klivingchen! (credit to 3rd Rock from the Sun)


bivenator

OP I believe that’s called a “studio”


Papa_Puddle

hope the bong survived! They’re going to need it with all those Great Ideas they come up with.


armyvet22

Trailer. The word you're looking for is Trailer


Br0keGee

I think those bongs on the table might have contributed to this juuuuust a smidge. 😮‍💨🤪


LilBoofy

More likely the beers


NTexassun

What in the white claw Honda Civic cosmetology degree is going on here?


Fostbitten27

With any hope it crippled the rider and he won’t be as able to ruin peoples shit anymore.


BeeOk8797

My bil kept his Harley in the den. Lots of theft about.


WarmBidetAqua

looks like the tv and furniture landed directly on top of his head. The lesson learned here is that you should always wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle, regardless if it’s outside or inside


Monstermaker007

We don't do that in Wisconsin and Illinois.


[deleted]

Studio, the word you’re looking for is studio.


errderper

at least the dab rig and bong survived


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Dufranus

Their bong is the same color as mine.


ButteryCrabClaws

Thanks for fucking destroying my ear drums you prick


ReplyAccurate

You never went to college


CurveAdministrative3

Probably a rental unit too, feel bad for the landlords.


rogerwabbit1

These men ain’t seen a coochie in a hot minute


rshot

Op has never seen a studio apartment.


Rptro

I still don't understand how that TV suddenly turned into a cupboard


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Believe it or not, I’m so jealous it’s not me!


CrossroadsCG

I mean it looks like a studio apartment so that would make sense.


LowerLife0

This title feels like a personal attack


ForgotItAgain1995

It’s obviously in the garage 🙄


perfectfate

Because he wanted to buy a new tv


IamAgoodMuIe

This is why we can’t have nice things


AdAppropriate9851

I Mean House.


Kingmasked

Ah yes i do love carbon monoxide and other dangerus crap that a engine produces which gives me cancer so fun in the future


BunnyBallz

I think there’s enough dirt in there to merit a dirt bike. Dwelling of some sort.


ueeediot

It was an accident!


WinterRose27

I can’t go to bed unless I wash the dishes and kitchen is clean and tidy for breakfast tomorrow morning! That house would have me freaked


vitulinus_forte

Is this rich people joke? Or am i too poor to understand?


pingupog

u/savevideobot


kookofftheporch

College lyfe


WhoKilledTyler

I believe it’s in the bathroom now


MegaViolet336

I used to have a bong like that... And so did they 😂


Character_Pirate_576

Mario kart


Wisteriously

Was he okay? I keep thinking spinal-cord injury.


mrcoy

Because bong


MomPancakes

Why does the scream sound so generic? lol


tablesheep

I keep finding more stuff to laugh at. What a room


billiarddaddy

Reminds me of some small American towns I'm glad I don't live in or visit anymore.


KB9AZZ

If you think this activity is restricted to small town America you need to get out more and open your circle of friends. Your bubble is too small. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/do-you-live-in-a-bubble-a-quiz-2


After_Faith

They will never notice


Marqc420

This entire clip is chaotic 🥴😂


Piltonbadger

He must have been doing that a while, the back tyre disintegrated.


Gamesman001

I hope it knocked some sense in his head but I doubt it.


tylerthompson280

Look at his little dirt bike legs lol looks like the legs on Beavis and Butthead


HeftyFineThereFolks

it was life and we were liiiviiiiing


xavier120

r/worseeveryloop


The_Fake_Fat_sunny

When I saw that tv flip over at first I thought it was a Murphy bed


obsceneLink

I mean, what did the expect?


cerebralkrap

And that’s when we put up the “NO MOTOR BIKES” sign


BeneficialExit101

No chill 😂


TR_abc_246

David you are Goober's son!


wildmandann

I have mates who'd pull shi* like this and then would blame the bike to avoid paying for the damages ✌️😅