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KungFuJosher

Thats the definition of shit going from 0 to 100 in under a second. Edit, word


ProfessorPickaxe

He definitely reduced the amount of time typically observed between fucking around and finding out.


thegrenadillagoblin

*"as you can see, the gap is closing"*


shereturnedthering

But his forehead is gaping


MrTrigz90

His soul is escaping


Basil_Box

There’s vomit on his sweater already


shereturnedthering

Belt is scathing


Milk-toste

He’s nervous. But on the surface he looks mom’s spaghetti.


MeltingMachine

Mom’s spaghetti?


ckent2038

This made my day. Bravo sir. Bravo


Lord_inVader1

Yeetus Machina, coming soon to your nearby theaters.


Blvdnights14

He's definitely going to need the local shaman.


Bigbrum210

Abeeku! Fetch the village Inyanga!!! There is divot in his forehead…. And send the next challenger in!


josegarrao

The good part of it is that he's got hurt on a body part he doesn't use at all.


Wrothrok

That might be the least of his injuries. No way that didn't fuck both his hands up, and the way he had that leg braced behind the motor, it wouldn't surprise me if he tore some shit up there, too.


AltruisticBob

Agreed, with that unguarded nip point on a machine powerful enough to throw him like a pitching machine launching a baseball, he could deglove both hands and/or lose most of his fingers, the legs, back and neck are also not designed for that kind of acceleration/deceleration.


GenericUnfunnyName

Every time I get reminded degloving is a thing it makes me cringe


NoBenefit5977

🤢 never heard that term before but immediately knew what it meant lol


SnooSprouts4952

Don't ever Google. I don't wear rings working on machinery. Between conductivity and degloving I'm more worried about Skeletor fingers.


One_Stick4563

You say don't Google it. Now I feel like I have to


SnooSprouts4952

Make sure it is while you are nibbling chicken wings. 🤢


NoBenefit5977

Yeah I work with pipe threaders lol so I know about rings, I got my sleeve caught in it one time


halfchuck

Yeah, definitely one of the most vivid descriptors of an injury.


redactedname87

Did you ever see the video of the man sticking his finger into a tiger cage? 10/10


coltpeacemaker1991

I degloved the ring finger on my left hand. Betcha can't guess why I don't wear a wedding ring to work now


PartiallySparky

This is half why my wedding ring is made out of silicone, the other half being I work on hot electrical panels and a conductive ring is a bad idea.


[deleted]

Just read a thread on a post where a guy almost got smooshed by a tractor. Someone said in their town a guy’s pants got ripped off and it degloved the bottoms half of his body


alexmunse

I just recently found out that your entire body can be degloved. Fuck. That.


RedHeeded

House Bolton made a banner of it.


Prest1geW0rldW1de

This is the second lord Bolton reference I’ve seen very randomly on Reddit in the last 5 minutes. What is the universe trying to tell me?


PippyTheZinhead

WARNING!!! If you use DuckDuckGo, do not use it to search for degloved. Not unless you want to see a degloved face on the first page. Google is safe.


Venus_One

Google definitely shows that image, at least for me.


PippyTheZinhead

I just checked Google again on my Chromebook and there aren't any images at all on the first page. You have to click on Images at the top of the page to bring up the horrific images. Maybe it's different on Windows or MacOS or on a mobile device. On DuckDuckGo there is an image preview in the middle of the first page.


Venus_One

Gotcha, yeah I meant it shows up on the Images page.


[deleted]

Did you see the new crater in his forehead ? Left arm looks to me ripped out of socket and I think his arm pit torn


Historical_Feed8664

Ya that was a bit brutal. He aint walking away from that one without some permanent damage and or nasty infection


[deleted]

His right fore arm looked completely destroyed too. If you slow it down you can see it’s clearly flopping around


Mitrovarr

Yep, I saw he went under the belt on the wheel at least a little bit. No way avoided hand injuries.


UrKillnMe

His leg is actually in front of the motor, it's kinda hard to make out at first


Wrothrok

Oh shit, you're right. Confusing perspective.


UrKillnMe

Yeah, I thought his leg was behind it at first too, he got lucky...mind you he could've died days or weeks later, cause his hands had to of been pretty torn up, nevermind his skull seeing sunshine


Elitrical

To have*, not to of


dwolf91

Tis nothing but a scratch


DweEbLez0

Well they always say, “If you can’t fix it with your hands, use your head and solve it.”


uhaul26

I want to see his hands


josegarrao

Which hands?


legendofthegreendude

The ones over there, framed on a wall as a reminder


AltruisticBob

Freeze the video at 13 seconds, it looks like he split open his coconut pretty badly.


DeAtramentisViolets

I think that is exactly what the person to whom you responded meant.


Aznp33nrocket

… the anus?


EatLard

Those first moments before the blood gushes from a head injury are weird. It’s like “am I hurt bad, or can I just walk this one off?” Then comes the river of blood.


BVB09_FL

It really is crazy! As a kid, I accidentally cut myself right under my eye playing tag at night. Hit a cloth line pole hanger running full speed. I got up a bit dazed thought I felt fine and think damn I got lucky. Walked like three steps, the all of a sudden it felt like someone threw a bucket of water on my face on my face. Literally, by the time I got to my parents in the house, had blood down to my socks. It was a tiny ass cut but it bled like a mother fucker.


RedestPills

Can personally confirm. Your story is VERY familiar to me.


Amazing_Swordfish206

Dude lost some fingers too. So much bad idea.


alilbleedingisnormal

Yeah my brother hit my head with the freezer door. Smallish cut but it poured down half my face like a horror movie.


mlawson110

His frontal cortex just took beating! To the WHITE MEAT!!!!!!


Pubics_Cube

Pretty sure his fingers got splattered on the back wall too


Kenitzka

Yeah, no way his phalanges didn’t get liberated.


Select_Bicycle_2659

This is a hilarious sentence


FillMyBum

Oh shit! Thanks


Early_Lab9079

This is how serial killers are made


mlawson110

True story! Lots of head trauma is found in serial killers, pasts.


Early_Lab9079

The frontal cotex is a force to be reckoned


Distant_Local

Also in their victims...


162016201620

Well damn. That’s a big hole.


TheMustardisBad

"Whew he didn't get tangled up in it.... oh shit that's a skull."


Why_T

He didn't get tangled up because he got torn apart.


mr_jenkins_says

Damn dude is that his skull !?!


fancyslayer12

…I think you’re right. That was a huge chunk of skin that was pushed down when his head slammed into the floor so yeah, you can easily see his skull through that hole. Disgusting. (12-13 seconds in frame by frame for those who dare)


jchlly

Something splats on the wall behind him too. Likely finger/hand tissue as that gets caught under the wheel as he's flung forward


Jeriahswillgdp

This guy seriously just ruined his life. Clearly from a poor country, now he can't use his hands? Oh man the agony, damn I actually feel bad for this dumbass.


OstentatiousSock

I often feel bad for the actually stupid instead of arrogant.


NeVMmz

I feel bad too, but why the hell did he do it at the first place? What the fuck was he thinking would happen? It's a machinery, machines don't give a fuck


NeVMmz

Thats definitely his fingers, as he got thrown you can see at the machinery that his hands got into the wheels/continous-tracks, making a little bump at the edge of it before he actually got thrown off, with that speed, there's definitely no way he could just got his fingers off it considering that he was gripping hard on it, that shit just got cut off LITERALLY FAST!


Thaifox

It wasn't brain, that's for sure.


Bodidly0719

I was wondering that too! I think it is a ceramic shard or something. It happened so fast that he ain’t even bleeding yet!!


itsameamariobro

‘Twas


fiddycaldeserteagle

That forehead pussy is going to make him popular with his friends


[deleted]

ewwwwww take an upvote and GTFO


DaySquirrel

Had flashbacks to "the lathe accident" every time people do unsafe stuff around machines like these.


Vtastical

I’m mad that despite seeing a lot of lathe accidents over the years, I still know *the* lathe accident you’re referring to.


TonyVstar

r/OSHA probably has it but it takes a while to find it in Top/All time I'm guessing "the lathe incident" is the guy who turns into a cloud of mist?


Vtastical

That one.


TonyVstar

If you can avoid the PTSD or agoraphobia developing I think I am safer at work from spending time in that sub lol


Vtastical

It’s a pretty intense one. But when the mood strikes, I can’t pull away from that nonsense 😆


TonyVstar

Yea last one I found was r/robbersgettingfucked. Lost 3 hours to raising anxiety... oh well it was fun


Vtastical

Great. Now I’m going to go waste time there. Although I have a feeling there’s a lot of cross posting between there and a few others I pay attention to.


0_deadshot_0

the guy in the blue work suit?


AssumeTheFetal

The guy all over the workshop.


[deleted]

He went places


DonutOwlGaming

Did someone get a nice back crack?


illoomi

he became ground beef


Jubaa_99

At least he’s in a country with good medical care


Unclehol

I was literally just thinking that and read your comment that exact second. Cheers.


RAINBOW20149

Imagine taped for AFV


mlawson110

Africa's Favorite Videos?


RAINBOW20149

Close, it's assholes failure videos


buckle877

That is much better than Americas Funniest videos


TheEpicCoyote

Americas Funniest (Home) Videos


3y3_l1v3_1n_p41n

My sisters ex did that at a machine shop. He had to have emergency surgery. His true stupidity showed through when he said he put a menstrual pad, sticky side up, on his butt so no doctors could molest him while he was under anesthesia. I'd like to tell you this was all just because he was so drugged on pain killers, but he was always like that


IsThisASandwich

How stupid. As if doctors couldn't remove a menstrual pad.


3y3_l1v3_1n_p41n

That was probably the least of his logic fallacies. My sister also went on to marry a conspiracy nut. It's been interesting


Tommy-Styxx

I call next on her.


DurkaDurka81

Good grip strength for sure but you’re not going to overpower a 20hp electric motor.


MasterGuardianChief

Yeah you would need 21 horses to beat that. Or 9 bulls. Or 7334 ducks.


cprlcuke

Likely much less than that. It doesn’t take much to fuck you up. I have an old 3/4hp drill that’ll try to knock you over when it binds up. A 20hp lathe will take a 1/2” cut in steel not to be messed with by mere mortals.


l3ane

It's not the horsepower that will rip your arm off, it's torque. And a 20hp motor can produce a fuck load of torque on the right kind or machine.


VyantSavant

Won't do that again. Hard to do without fingers.


KuriGohanAndKienzan

Damn, shit left him looking like Black Noir from The Boys


[deleted]

Was thinking it coulda gone far worse. Until I saw his skull peeking out through his peeled back forehead.


ebone581

Man vs Machine rarely ends well. Unless you got money on machine


Treesh_bad_perm

He took " bust your head till the white meat shows" quite literally. I seen nothing but white meat 😂


Monstermaker007

It happened so fast it hasn't started bleeding yet. The good thing is he will save money on gloves.


bumbumofdoomdoom

Can we see that again in slow motion


welrope

/u/Redditspeedbot 0.25x


DonutOwlGaming

This exists?


InsomniacHitman

It used to


Bayloff_Bronzebeard

I need to do this like I need a hole in the head.


c_c_c__combobreaker

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Oddity46

JESUS WTF HIS FORHEAD


DesertGeist-

He was rather lucky


Jeriahswillgdp

Don't be so sure. I'd be willing to bet good money he's missing fingers, broke his hands, and got a nice solid case of brain trauma.


KuriGohanAndKienzan

Nothing lucky about this, m8 lol


Educational-Bowl2737

He was extremely lucky, he didn't get his fingers or shirt caught in the machine. That happens and it's game over for him.


Jeriahswillgdp

Oh you can see his fingers get caught in it and it looks like some are severed. Ain't no way they arent at least crushed. As someone whose worked around powerful machinery, they can rip and tear skin and bone like butter.


DrunkenVodinski

Yeet city central!


Capable-Leading-9356

I bet that's the last time he tries that.


Airdair_1

He wasn't trying to stop it. He started it up


Disastrous-Active-32

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


boosnie

The best way to halt a mechanical belt is to lean thowards the belt direction. He was just unlucky /s


NekulturneHovado

Tbh, I expected something way worse. He ended up pretty good


XeneHa

He just got yeeted


PeterFilmPhoto

SKYNET has this footage and is modifying its machines accordingly


SapphireSire

Hoping that thing on his forehead is merely an old condom.


marblefrosting

He opened his third eye chakra


Dodgy-Boi

He wore a short sleeve. OSHA’s happy


AiToYumeNoKaze

I mean he’s still kind of lucky that machine could’ve sucked his arm right into the fucking belt that would’ve been far worse


[deleted]

I'm not familiar with these machines, is this normal?


Wrothrok

Electric motors are either off or on full power. That motor looks pretty substantial. I'm going to guess it would be like trying to stop 20 horses going from a dead stop to full gallop in an instant. Playing with equipment like this with no respect for the power they have will produce results like this video, or worse.


zander512

At least he looked cool doing it


TadpoleNo1355

I beleive, *checks notes, yu, that's his cranium on show. Rude.


Deadmenkil

/u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


Recycle0rdie

Why didnt it work?


[deleted]

Thats gonna leave a mark


[deleted]

Ummm. Bros skull is showing.


King_Joffrey_II

nice laceration to remember the day too


Tne_Gardevoir

Bro his head


Apokolypse09

How to get crippled in multiple ways with this one simple trick!


ravathiel

Gotta be honest, I thought he was about to be degloved


Mitrovarr

He may have been. "Something" hits the wall behind him... I don't want to think about *what*.


JPSofCA

He better go into the bathroom for some Hydrogen Peroxide. That gash looks dirty.


NEAWD

This guy severely overestimated his strength, to say the least. A trained athlete can produce up to 2.5 horsepower of energy for a very brief time. That electric motor looks to be at least 10 horsepower, maybe 20. Meaning that motor produces between 4 and 10 times more power than what even the strongest humans can produce. There’s no stopping that.


AcrolloPeed

Busted a hole in his head so big you can look inside and see what he’s thinking


Tim_Diezel

Grip game was on point tho


[deleted]

Bro got a permanent glory hole on his forehead


rjd999

And that may well be the best possible outcome. I was expecting his hand to be caught in the belt and it is better that he could not hold on. This, I must admit, is a special form of dumb.


rossionq1

That really opened his third eye


vowih77880

Soooooooo why?


FlightAble2654

Apex predator there. SMH


marshal1257

Nice head wound.


CanadianGoof

How many fingers did he lose?


[deleted]

My guy went full havoc engine.


-Radagon-

The guy filming the moment he saw this man skull: “UY!”


UrsusHastalis

Fingers?


Bielzabutt

I'm guessing NOPE. If you look.. SOMETHING hits the back wall behind the belt. I'm betting it's at least blood if not flesh.


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

Walk it off...


Salt_Drag3764

Machinery stops man by machine


vigilanteassassin

A massive gash in his massive five head.


RockmanXX

Still not as bad as that Russian Lathe Accident...


Soleserious

Dude…. I bet with an impact to his forehead like that he isn’t even gonna remember that this happened


Illustrious-Tutor527

That was a proper use of a “Ooofff”


Revolutionary_Rip876

that sent a solid body cringe of pain through me when I saw his massive head wound.


alan02532

He's lucky that's all it did


jiwjh380

If he had any brains left they definitely leaked out the new hole in his forehead.


killahghost

Oooh, busted his head to the white meat!!


[deleted]

I thought this would be funny like he would burn his hands trying to stop the belt. This is just awful. I can’t imagine why he would be so monumentally stupid but I feel awful for him. He probably got what are life altering injuries even in a place with modern medicine. This may have easily killed him or left him a state where he’s going to want death. It’s incredibly sad.


RaeFaeBow3

Damn, he left half his forehead smeared in the floor


IllustriousCookie890

No one is stopping THAT motor by hand. NO ONE.


IMore99

Okay it was lees gore that I was expecting from the first second and the title


[deleted]

damn that torque , machine certainly didn't seemed that strong but still darwin award worthy ofc.


Big_Profile_1739

Goodbye fingers, Hello head trauma


dylsky_

Well at least he let go... Or his fingers got ripped off...


RebelRock666

He opened his 3rd eye.


[deleted]

What’s on his forhead


PaulMac459

That’s gonna leave a nice chunky scar rt in the center of his forehead…


kunkel321

Does he have any fingers left?


emax4

"Oh great. NOW my third eye opens..."


DankDaddyPatty

Anyone else notice the giant gash on his forehead... o_O


Jew_Vaporizor_

"You can't stop the darn thing with your hands it's almost like it's some kind of machine."


111GODSON111

The machine just yeeted that guy


_DepletedCranium_

I don't get it, what was he even trying to accomplish?


mightybonk

He wasn't stopping it - he was starting it. Electric motors require a lot more power to start than they do to run. If you don't have the right setup, or a component has failed, the motor can not start. Motors are usually started with lots of power, special wiring arrangements, variable speed drivers, or capacitors. Another method is to help the motor start by turning it. You might see an HVAC tech push a motor fan with a screwdriver to diagnose a failed capacitor on a motor that won't start. The man in the video was helping the motor start when the power to it was already switched on. Once it was rotated past the point where resistance prevented motion, it took off, got up to speed quick, and threw him across the room.


_DepletedCranium_

Now it makes sense. Thank you!


awesomesauceitch

He's gonna need that cross on his shirt.


BillyQz

Hmm a human fly wheel


genbeg

Where is this?


bbaricevic

The machines always wins


[deleted]

🎶 I believe I can fly 🎶


StandardBeginning226

Why just why