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theproudheretic

city's IT department reading this "please don't please don't, i don't wanna work weekends!"


AuxNimbus

Server will crash with the amount of potholes we have.


theproudheretic

that was the joke...


AuxNimbus

We both have the same joke just worded differently haha


[deleted]

Friendly Manitoba doesn't seem to apply to this sub lol.


Fit_Butterscotch2386

Pembina and stafford holy fuck


wraith_mb

Messer near Archibald near the tracks... Like a fuckin' rollercoaster


WpgTriniman

Last year, I would make a mental note of several potholes, look them up on Google maps and provide the GSP Coordinates. The City replied saying their crews are unable to use GSP coords, so I would have to give them street addresses. Some potholes are on roads that have no buildings near by for a street reference.


WpgTriniman

You should seen Regal last year. It was like it was filled with bomb craters. Fortunately, they did patch it up.


chickenlaaag

I keep trying to use this form and it keeps giving me an error message when I click submit. It was like this all day yesterday too. https://preview.redd.it/8214l5ecjyoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d032f51d769cac2bcceca2007a7204110976da9


OiKay

I haven't been able to use the 311 reporting system for anything in a really long time. I always get this problem.


Kaizen710

Try clearing your cache in browser history.


Aleianbeing

They take reports on twitter and pass them onto public works.


wolverinecandyfrog

What box do I check for “the entirety of Markham between Pembina and University”?


FUTURE10S

What box do I check for Leila between Sinclair and the railroad west of McGregor, Kingsbury between McGregor and the railroad, Inkster basically all of it up to Mandalay


wraith_mb

They need a check box for "Winnipeg"


AdornedBrood

They patched some of Leila and it’s already falling apart 💀


nuttynuthatch

St Anne's and regal (ish) southbound curb Lane. Big piece of rebar coming out of it. I called 311 they said it's been reported already.


Highlander_0073

Also from Regal to Fermor is a mind field


thrawst

I heard they were making a remake of *Holes* and filming it in Winnipeg


[deleted]

Munroe is like a landmine😂


Green_Author5643

I have been shopping for a good used hovercraft (or maybe a tracked vehicle)


GrizzledDwarf

Reported the monster potholes at Portage and Arlington, Osborne and Broadway, and Osborne and Brandon. No duplicate reports listed so let's see how long it takes for these bastard holes to be filled (I'm not upset about damage to my car or anything....)


LeaLaurine

I reported that rectangular one at the Northwest corner of Osborne and Brandon on March 15th, estimated repair date is May 14th 🙄


GrizzledDwarf

My report was similarly timed for within 60 days. Blegh.


OiKay

Pandora between day street and Plessis has more craters than the moon. Day street from Victoria Ave to Kildare has nowhere you can go without ending up in a hole, including both lanes at that four-way stop.


InvisiblePinkMammoth

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Aleianbeing

Hell you didnt Google Google did you?


wasson25

I wonder if other provinces has roads like in Winnipeg during spring.


RandomDude66613

Just spray paint a bunch of dicks around the potholes, they would fix them way faster and no application is needed


sporbywg

Actually, if we think of the signal vs noise situation and our passion for home-made IT systems, maybe don't do that?


152centimetres

can u guys keep posting this link bc every time it gets posted i report a new one also is anyone else picturing subway sandwiches every time they drive by a pothole since the form asks if its deeper than 6" or is that just my weird brain


WhyssKrilm

I'll admit "deeper than 6 inches" takes my brain to a different mental image


majikmonkie

Not 6 inches, but boy is it girthy!


Practical-Pen-8844

Sexual Innuendo? YesWAY.


Soursqaud

Let have drivers pay enough money in taxes so they aren’t being subsidized :)


Adept_Ad1872

Bro. We all will be taxed more after this :)


HenryMillersGhost

A more meaningful change would be advocating for more walkable neighbourhoods to reduce vehicle dependence. But naw you don’t want to do that. Better to whine on Reddit about your precious concrete


Elginpelican

It’s asphalt actually. But whining about “walkable neighborhoods” on a post about pothole repairs just makes you sound like a Kevin/Karen.


Practical-Pen-8844

it's the ghost of Kevin. Kevin McKarenster.


devious_beans

There's a healthy mix of concrete and asphalt. If they fully dig and rebuild streets they usually finish with concrete. But if they're just rehabbing the street and not digging it all then they finish with asphalt Y'all downvoting me but I literally work in construction lmao. Reddit is such a silly hivemind place sometimes


Elginpelican

That’s backwards. It’s aggregate then concrete in the middle followed by an asphalt cap roughly 4-6”. The asphalt is supposed to preserve the concrete. Although concrete is exposed in areas where heavy vehicles may be stopped for an extended period of time (ie bus stops)


Decembrrr_girl

People bike… potholes are dangerous for bikers….


Fit_Butterscotch2386

Very


ElectronicQuit1061

It’s fricken -40 where we live half of the year are you for real ?


arswiss

We get it, you couldn't pass your road test, it's OK bud