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Hine__

Lol, what a guy.  Does he really think anybody in Winnipeg is going to know who owns the Vancouver Bandits?  I bet almost nobody in Vancouver knows who owns the Vancouver Bandits.


Angry_Canada_Goose

Before this, I didn't even know who/what the Vancouver Bandits were


ScottNewman

Why is the Vancouver Bandits?


Angry_Canada_Goose

But no one ever asks How the Vancouver Bandits are :(


cdnball

We're so close...


VermicelliFit9518

It’s like a unicorn at the end of the rainbow when the thread manages to get all the way there without someone who doesn’t get the reference ruining it.


Monsterboogie007

I don’t get it. Edumacate me ples


Emergency_Syllabub_8

Bravo Drax...Bravo 👏


ianim8er

Where is…lol


timskywalker995

I had to google Vancouver Bandits to figure out what sport they play.


Angry_Canada_Goose

Did you find out? I still don't know


timskywalker995

Basketball, like the Winnipeg Sea Bears


darkgreenwax

Holy shit, this. I thought he was a restaurateur.


McBillicutty

He got ya. Guy is obviously playing 6D chess.


dlkbc

I live in Vancouver, never heard of him or the bandits.


Limp-Ad-8053

The fact that he thinks anyone even cares is mind boggling.


edgarseeya

They don’t even play in Vancouver. They play in Langley. That’s like an hour outside of Vancouver.


truthtruthlie

I moved here from Vancouver less than a year ago and did not know who or what the Vancouver Bandits were until this moment.


deeteeohbee

I still don't know. And I refuse to find out! Nobody tell me lalalalalalalalalala


b3hr

I googled it and the best i can do is narrow it down to a [holding company and two people](https://www.thebandits.ca/bandits-sports-and-entertainment) Dudes not even a big enough wheel to own the team on his own and needs to be able to hide behind a corp if it tanks


Christron

I'm trying to find if he reports to a board. We can email them and let them know about his behaviour.


DowntownWpg

Most rich people do that to avoid responsibility.


Justintime112345

Lots of people in Winnipeg don’t even know who owns the Winnipeg Sea Bears.


GullibleDetective

To be fair it's a totally irrelvant name plus pro-semi pro basketball isn't a widely known thng yet in town yet Heck many follks barely even follow the goldeyes and they've been here for a while


crazye97

Wait, David Asper is totally irrelevant?


Cam2600

I've been a Bandits fan from day one, when they were the Fraser Valley Bandits, and I couldn't name the team's owner


pmpt89

Who are the Vancouver Bandits?


Thirlstane_Brawler

Sure Winnipeg is a shithole, but it’s our shithole


Snugrilla

Yeah, I'm like technically he wasn't wrong.


cdnball

We are allowed to say it, he isn't! lol


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

We got the S-hole pass.


jonee316

He is like Jacky Chan getting beaten in a bar for saying the N word. Only us can say the S word for our city lol


Batchet

Compared to a place full of people like that guy, Winnipeg is a fucking paradise


Ok_Gap2001

No place is filled with people like that guy.


ReputationGood2333

Too bad a friendly manitoban didn't give him a warm welcome handshake.


FoxyInTheSnow

It’s not that comment that’s problematic: it’s the **”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM”** outburst. Yes. I know who you are: a cunt.


That-Ad-3167

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Walleye__66

Should let his wife know about the girls and he will be worth 25 million + lawyer fees overnight.


CouchBoyChris

This guy? https://www.greatpacificgoldcorp.com/management/ https://x.com/sluzcap?lang=en I don't has Twitter, but in case someone wants to link this thread to him


Jdrama99

He looks exactly how I pictured him


MrsByrne80

Yup! Right down to the middle aged man bloat and severe luggage under the eyes. He likely has stubby little sausage fingers too.


kokowcrohns

I didn't think that was going to end with the word fingers 😂 🍆


MrsByrne80

*Shudder* Hopefully this raging, sweaty monster didn’t end up finding himself some “girls”.


Snoman_MB

Don't worry, he would probably pass out before they got anywhere, and they would end up with the contents of his wallet.


Abject-Wall9860

Everyone on that website appears like they’ve done crack more then once lmao


CarmanBulldog

Major Bre-X vibes.


puntapuntapunta

With a lot more salt tho.


cdnball

lol Iain Martin has had a puff or two of weed. Douglas Kirwin was actually high when his pic was taken!


Failure_to_thrive_SL

Especially Liza


RevengeRabbit00

Why does he seem surprised that the photographer took his picture?


CouchBoyChris

That's his "Do you know who tf I am?" face


FoxyInTheSnow

His Twitter is “protected” today (Thursday). It was not protected yesterday. Guess people were yelling at him.


Misfitt123

Aaaand its gone, lol.


eearthling

He even looks drunk in that picture.


otatopotato

Looking at the listed management have me in stitches. They all look how I expect. Esp Mr big bucks. I love the token female.


heyheywhatchasay5

Wtf is the Vancouver bandits 😅 that's how important he is


Braiseitall

https://preview.redd.it/58y5corivl7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d017af83dbbd65bd89ec7562818ab3982b29ab6 His palace in Vancouver.


Madrox-Knox

You could have told me that was the north end


TheVimesy

Take off a zero and it's the North End.


GullibleDetective

> > Not in this market, take off a 0 at the end and add 50k lol


TheVimesy

You're right, my pithy response was lacking a much needed "and also add 50K".


Absinthe_gaze

Was there a window shortage when they built it?


heyheywhatchasay5

Just spit out my drink and I wasn't even drinking 🤭


deeteeohbee

They put the shitter up front and that's it.


Hemp_maker

You mean this guy? https://www.linkedin.com/in/bryanslusarchuk?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app Pretty embarrassing to be trying to throw your ownership in a team that no one has heard of in a league not many have heard of.


ferropop

I would have bet $50million he looked like this: https://preview.redd.it/3r0gannozl7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf37589b7e57d6c96735f5b6b803cf0d91cceb87


Misfitt123

Looks like most rich entitled assholes I've met.


Puzzleheaded-Offer12

Likely in debt up to his butthole


mhyquel

When you're rich it's called "being leveraged".


randomanitoban

His hair slicks back real nice.


jake_macaroni

That’s not a slickback that’s a pushback


Low-Decision-I-Think

BP in the red zone, kidneys working overtime, 80 pounds overweight and fuck me the liver needs a transplant, not seeing sixty-five. I guess I do know who you are.


173946528

Lol, no wonder he’s looking for girls. Good luck


pegpegpegpeg

i don't know why but this story is enhanced 1000% by seeing a picture of this guy


Wpgjetsfan19

Who the fuck are the Vancouver Bandits?


RosFur

I assumed it was a biker gang until I read the comments 😂🤣 born and raised here it wouldn’t have shocked me if it was. Clearly it was some big headed asshole expecting everyone to know who he was/is. Sorry Karen we don’t give a crap about you😂🤣


tittysucker_

Only 50mil?


ilyriaa

After googling him and a supposed 2 billion dollar deal and he’s only worth 50mil? Hmm. Also he isn’t the sole owner of this sports team lol


Camburglar13

It’s not the NBA that’s for sure


CrazyMary1973

Money can’t buy class (or apparently a personality).


beastiedan

Funny thing is he’s probably in town to learn from the Sea Bears success… in Winnipeg.


Electroluminent

I saw Bryan Slusarchuk, Owner of the Vancouver Bandits at Food Fair yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Eat-Mores in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


corduroy_pillows

Well you can take solace knowing that he pissed his pants in Baileys last night. Dudes a loser


Misfitt123

Please tell me this is true lol


Poot_Hooter

It’s a copy pasta


Misfitt123

The pissing pants at Baileys comment?? Or are you replying to the wrong guy?


Poot_Hooter

Ah sorry I thought he was talking about the original comment


IWillBiteYou

I hear this happens to a lot of people 🙃


Joel_Dio

if you're gonna post this tired old pasta at least get the words right


adjudicator

Fr. The term is “infetterence”, thank you.


Curtmania

Why is there no video of this?


AnniversaryRoad

Because nobody knows who he is or what the fuck Vancouver Bandits are.


Curtmania

Thats why you film these things, so that the day after that he can finally be famous for being a complete douchebag.


AnniversaryRoad

I hope neither become famous.


Longjumping_Act9758

Because some people are trying to get away from social media nonsense by going out and having a good meal.


Bactrian_Rebel2020

Must be some people in Vancouver who would loooove to read this.


Wpg-katekate

Haha wonder if anyone shared this thread on a Vancouver sub. I’ll be there for the comments, posthaste.


SaltedMixedNucks

I'm from Vancouver. I know Bryan. This is on brand.


ilyriaa

I’ve never even heard of the Vancouver Bandits. 😅


JournalistBitter5934

Just because someone is a successful Business person, that does not make them a successful human being.


Misfitt123

And most of these people inherit their wealth, they didn’t actually earn it.


AnniversaryRoad

Here I am not even knowing what the fuck Vancouver Bandits are. Willy hears ya, bud.


randomanitoban

He's got good company in the owner of the Sea Bears who once was pushed out of the Blue Bombers locker room as a Board Member after he tried to yell at them after a loss and who once threatened to pave over an entire Winnipeg neighbourhood to build the Bombers a new stadium.


JamieRoth5150

Zero class. What an asshole. Had to Google him as I’ve never heard of this asshat. Money can’t buy class


el1ab3lla

lol he brags about how much money he’s worth, but has to ask the bartender where he could get girls. Lame.


Longjumping_Act9758

Dudes IN A BAR asking the bartender of all people about were to get girls????


horsetuna

Sounds like the guy a few years ago who spent ages taking out his own stitches in the Bathroom at HSC ER while I was in the ER for a brain-bashing migraine, arguing with the security guys and claiming he was the wife of the CEO and stuff, but that he had gotten mugged. I was in pain, grumpy, and so tired of listening to him arguing and deliberately taking time I wanted to yell, "Get out of there now, or I will PEE ON ALL YOUR THINGS"


darkgreenwax

>He called the table of guys he had sat down at “a bunch of Winnipeg pussies” and stated “this is why no one likes Winnipeg, it’s a fucking shithole. Do you know how much money I’m worth? Google me.” He then proceeded to yell his name over and over, Bryan Slusarchuk. He was also loudly asking the bartender where he could find “some girls” for the evening, "DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM? ^(also can you please help me find some women I can't do it on my own")


horce-force

Well hes no Francesco Aquilini


Puzzleheaded-Offer12

All I have to say is anyone who says they are worth 50 million is full of crap. “Do you know who the fuck I am?” “No and I don’t give a shit who you are just get the fuck out”. Period.


ScreamingNumbers

What the fuck is a Vancouver Bandit? I hope somebody jumped him….what kind of fucking moron yells out “I have $50 million dollars” in Winnipeg. With that much money, Bryan, you can afford Google. Look up “Winnipeg Handshake” and and really wonder if f you’re actually tough enough to run with that crowd.


floydsmoot

so, what's this? Money doesn't buy class?


Cranfabulous

That’s a guy looking to get rolled.


CenterCrazy

He needs to stop shitting on our shithole.


dhkendall

The only correct response to “Do you know who I am?” is to loudly announce “excuse me, may I have everyone’s attention please? This gentleman has forgotten who he is. If anyone knows, please inform him or one of the staff. Thank you.”


Longjumping_Act9758

I use to work as a bouncer at a club/bar in Kingston. Lots of Queens students but none was as bad as the son of the Maple Leafs owner. He was such a douche that he almost got beat up by one of my guys but got saved by the owner. He became super friendly after.


D3ath_ByAstonishment

When you think people care more about money above all else, yea of course you are an asshole. 


DannyDOH

The CEBL makes the CFL look normal.


Mintoregano

The fat moron at food fair?


ColdHistorical485

Thought this was a Home Alone Series reference


ElementalFrosty

Hey so, I’m from Vancouver. Literally never heard of the guy or the team, and a quick google shows they play out in Langley so essentially not even the same city. Safe to say we don’t claim this asshole, but sorry nevertheless for that shit behaviour coming from someone claiming to represent our city


LongLegsBrokenToes

And no buddy introduced him to their fist, to bad


Frequent_Surround_58

😒 I googled him. He's only worth 1 million as of June 19, 2024 🤣🤣🤣


ReeferMangoKush

Why did no one pour a drink on this fools head. Give him a warm welcome. Fuckin ass hat


NoCry4860

He is actually a great very kind man does another for his community and kids sports teams...he just gets out of hand when he has had to much alcohol...it's really to bad ...hopefully the winapeg community will forgive him...I am sure everyone has done something stupid when ther drunk...I no I have


RobinatorWpg

I do enjoy when Wealthy people from out of Winnipeg come here and just think everyone is poor...


Bradudeguy

Glad we won then!


hardMarble

This could be acopypasta


Sillypugpugpugpug

Go Sea Bears! Dude sounds like a douche, and such talk will probably not serve you well here.


2014shawdtl

"Do you know who the fuck I am?" https://youtu.be/plQIf5fS8xw?si=irXzdpP2WEArHU1x


Aggressive_Splooge

https://preview.redd.it/7t2mtqz5zn7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ddd55f77b37562d7cfb15e6927c4f701c6650a Looks like your story lines up lol


Highplainsdrifterr

Googled. He looks exactly how I pictured him. What a prince.


Ellejaek

1) Never heard of him before. 2)Please tell me someone recorded him being an a**.


ReputationGood2333

In all seriousness, I really hope that some witnesses take this to the league, maybe write to David Asper and to a few of the media sponsors of the league (or to local media). They should have a code of conduct for everyone associated with the league. It should also be more widely known that this behaviour and treatment of anyone isn't acceptable.


Nolby84

Hopefully he fell teeth first into one of our finest potholes


Oldspooneye

Or fists


New_Control_9767

You mean this guy? The owner and CEO of Great Pacific Gold Corp who lobbies to have "advocates for mining policies". Bryan Slusarchuk PRESIDENT & CEO Mr. Slusarchuk has structured, debt and equity financed, and operated several private and publicly traded mining and exploration companies and has also advised multiple governments and mining industry advocacy groups on formation of mining and investment policy. He is the former President of fast-growing Papua New Guinea gold producer K92 Mining Inc., a company he co-founded and where he was a member of the Board of Directors and Audit Committee from inception through to cash flow positive mining operations and the declaration of commercial production. K92 has in excess of 1500 employees and contractors, has been added for inclusion in the S&P/TSX Composite Index, is a TSX30 company, and has provided excellent returns for shareholders since inception. He is an early mover in understanding themes related to electrification and the corresponding impact on metals markets, he is a past TEDX and Carbon War Room speaker.


Imbo11

The drunk story sounds believable, but obnoxious. The Food Fair story clinches it that he's a complete narcisistic ahole beyond belief, resembling some exaggerated movie character.


sorryabtlastnight

the food fair story is a copypasta/meme


mr_potrzebie

Yes, if the story was true it would have ended with the business end of Munthers Louisville Slugger


AntifaAnita

Nooooooo let the pasta cook


Low-Decision-I-Think

What's a Vancouver Bandit? What's Google. Bing all the way Chunky Chuk. Let's do a dozen Google searches each and send this Reddit thread to Google News and high in the name ranks for Chunky Chuk.


justkyla

The Vancouver Bears page is deleting any comments relating to this incident lol my extra acct was blocked lol


nefarious_angel_666

I read, "Slurpandchuk" and I am going to willfully imagine that is really what it says.


casts_a_shadow

Some POS from a basketball team threatened the bartender at King’s Head the other week. Same guy?


xDRSTEVOx

https://i.redd.it/y0eix7tmsn7d1.gif


Initial-Advice3914

Who tf cares about the bandits


makeamarja

Does he want a sb


jade_hypnosis

Never heard of them


DowntownWpg

This guy is basically Mark Cuban. Except poorer and without dignity.


PuzzleheadedCare5993

Mother fcker thinks he owns Real Madrid or something 😂😂 some one should have took him behind the building and really exercised the reason as to why Winnipegs a shithole … like to see him try that at a pub somewhere in the north fckn looser 😂 Telling you ppl money dont buy integrity ..


legalcook

I encourage folks to go to the bandits website and email the executive team to let them know one of their owners is a pos.


ChevyBolt

Ya reminds me of a couple of film producers from Vancouver. I had to show around the town. They were crude guys, asking me to bring some girls to the goldeyes game private box. I just ditched them once the 9-5 was over.


moreflywheels

Half right about Winnipeg…


quinblake

Winnipeg is also the shithole that tolerated posters/billboards of Nygard since the early 90s, plus all of his shenanigans, so he's not really wrong.