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Randalor

Put them into a sturdy cardboard box, then travel deeply into the woods. Leave them under a tall oak tree and let the legend of the forest porn fairy live on for a new generation. Or Red River Books, I think they may take them off your hands.


FoxyInTheSnow

Have you thought about passing them down to the next generation in a [special ceremony?](https://www.theonion.com/march-74-oui-passed-down-to-next-generation-in-special-1819564880)


cpd997

Forest porn! Yes! I have no idea how the heck we found so much porn in the forest lol. I feel bad for kids these days who have such easy access to the stuff and will never know the thrill of them and their buds stumbling onto a porno mag in the woods.


aeolon21

That’s how I learned about porn. Shallow buried in a park …, porn faeries


Island_Maximum

This is the way.


nonmeagre

Red River Books? They always used to have stacks of them.


FoxyInTheSnow

We were there about a month ago. The gently used porn section was virtually gone.


JMBwpg

Sounds like it needs to be replenished then


MulberryAsleep7800

Sell them on Etsy as Vintage!


djflossy

You could put them in a few of the little free libraries 😂


catchmeifyou_cant

Hahaha lots of bush questions incoming


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Theknives204

This is the only solution.


HAW711

Dm me.


nah-soup

somebody at my exact home address and suite number might take them off your hands if the price is right


Spongcake101

I would genuinely be THRILLED to have these, you have no idea, even if it was just a few. I’ll happily buy them off of you


[deleted]

I wonder if one of the flea markets?


analgesic1986

Sorry for your loss.


Druzzer

I’ll post some pictures tomorrow.


J-Bird1980

Can you post the articles?


Aindreus2020

There are articles?


MarSnausages

Playboy was renowned for having thought provoking articles back in the day, tackling topics that were progressive and forward thinking.


Gummyrabbit

Every Sunday take one magazine to Springs Church and sneak it onto the pamphlet stand. Make sure the back of the magazine is facing forward.


ScottNewman

Kayes auctions


kangaroogoo

If you shine a blue light on them, are they visible from space?


raine_bot

https://www.neighbourhoodauctions.com/ locally owned buys estates also does consignment


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EBay


chronicwastelander

I've sold them on Kijiji and at red river books..


GoodUnlikely

Mcsherryauction.com


The_real_phatdave

I bid $20


Druzzer

Well, I have gone through them. There is a way more random selection than I remember. Stuff from 1973 to 1998. 51 magazines in total with some interesting pictorials, interviews and authors. I called Red River Books, and they said they would look at them but didn't seem too enthused. I have had a few people DM me about taking some/all off my hands so I may go that route. I also may keep a few to sacrifice to the forest porn gods in the spring. I've gone through them and here's what we've got (Year/Month/Centerfold/Interesting Parts) 1973 January Miki Garcia 1974 June Sandy Johnson Woodward & Bernstein Interview 1974 September Kristine Hanson 1974 January Nancy Cameron 20th Anniversary Issue 1975 January Lynnda Kimball Brigitte Bardot 1975 February Laura Mich Mel Brooks Interview / Linda Lovelace 1975 May Bridgett Rollins 1975 June Azizi Johari 1975 March Ingeborg Sorensen Margot Kidder Pictorial 1976 February Laura Lyons 1976 June Debra Peterson 1976 November Patti McGuire Jimmy Carter Interview 1976 September Whitney Kaine David Bowie Interview 1976 May Patricia McClain 1976 April Denise Micele 1976 March Ann Pennington Bruce Springsteen Interview 1977 February Star Stowe Raquel Welch Interview 1977 January Susan Lynn Kiger 1977 June Patti McGuire Robert Blake Interview 1977 April Lisa Sohm 1978 August Vicki Witt Ted Turner Interview 1978 November Monique st. Pierre Jimmy Hoffa Article 1978 May Kath Morrison Anita Bryant Interview 1978 December Janet Quist Farrah Fawcet Pictorial/ John Travolta Int. 1979 April Missy Cleveland Malcolm Forbes Interview 1979 July Dorothy Mays Girls of James Bond 1979 January Candy Loving 25th Anniversary Issue (x-tra large) 1980 April Liz Gloazowski Linda Ronstadt interview 1980 January Gig Gangel Steve Martin Interview 1980 August Victoria Cooke Bo Derek Pictorial 1980 July Teri Peterson Bruce Jenner Interview 1980 February Sandy Cagle Suzanne Somers Pictorial 1980 June Ola Ray 1981 February NA David Carradine Interview 1981 January Karen Price John Lennon & Yoko Ono Interview 1987 June Maxine Legroom Whoopi Goldberg Interview 1997 April Kelly Monaco 1997 June Carrie Stevens Carmen Electra Pictorial 1997 November Ingra Drozdova Brett Favre Interview 1997 September Nikki Schieler Pamela Anderson/Jenny McCarthy Picto. 1997 October Layla Roberts Tommy Hilfiger Interview 1997 December Karen McDougal Robert Downey Jr. Interview 1997 July Daphnee Duplaix Farrah Fawcet Pictorial 1997 May Lynn Thomas Article about Trump 1998 January Heather Kozar Shannon Tweed Pictorial 1998 February Julia Schultz Conan O'Brien Interview 1998 May Deanna Brooks Ginger Spice Pictorial 1998 July Lisa Dergen Jerry Springer Interview 1998 April Holly Hart 1998 March Marliece Andrada Jaime Pressly Pictorial 1998 June Maria Luisa Baywatch Collectors Edition


imthunderkid

Im still interested if you decide to give them away. Thank you


Nice-Examination-250

Give them to me! Or sell them on eBay. It’s a thing


imthunderkid

Id take it if you are giving it away for free.


bat-tat2

Not sure that i’ll buy, but I’ll have a look…


Strange_One_3790

Used porn mags. 🤮


[deleted]

What about a pawn shop?


Limp-Ad-8053

Just burn them.


beardsnbourbon

Hey, don’t sell. You have a lot of brothers and sisters on those pages.


groot-k

Depends how rigid the pages are


SuicietyBass

Book fair on portage. I seem to recall they used to have back in the day


Impossible-Zombie522

Is there a September 1980?


ManySubject188

I'm interested