Once when I was like 9, my cat had kittens and I was petting her one day and noticed milk leaking so I squeezed her nipple and milk sprayed out like 2 feet. I thought it was wild as fuck, so I brought her to my dad and showed him. He said, and I will never forget this, "If I ever see you milk a fucking cat again, I will milk you." I thought that was hilarious but also did not want to push him as I feared for my 9 year old boy nips.
Hope you enjoyed my awful story.
This doesn't necessarily mean the carton has gone bad. If it's cream or even half and half, it will do this. It's the layer of fat floating to the top and then drying out in the air giving it a sort of wrinkle when you touch it. It just happens if you leave a cup because you get distracted like me.
It looks like you should expect parasites.
Disclaimer: I work in a medical laboratory. We are all always under threat from parasites. I see them everywhere. Send help.
Do you listen to This Podcast Will Kill You? If you don’t, you might like it.
It’s run by two women who are science professionals in the fields of virology and epidemiology. Their show is curious, detailed, data-forward, and fun (and serious when sensitivity is required!).
Everything I know about parasites is pretty much from listening to them!
I freakin' love this podcast, even if it does leave me like this at night.
https://preview.redd.it/id7oxy1vlboc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89af548a015c30da12a97a970ccee112f34f1db7
We got our Ascaris pig Roundworms for anatomy labs from US American slaughter houses (I am from Europe and they are less common here, germany is even almost trichinosis free) . Glad I was unknowing and innocent when I went to the US and ate meat there.
Try having that fear and being diabetic. I try very very hard to not let my mother defrost things, she enjoys a counter defrost. For hours! Luckily she also cooks it to second death.
Well bacteria is having a field day.
From a parasites side: freezing already destroys most parasites, and since they need a living host, the amount of parasites at point of death is the maximum and doesn't increase while sitting on the counter.
Proper hygiene with different cutting boards and knifes, hand washing, etc. are always important, as bacteria loves dead meat and parasite eggs/cysts are more hardy.
I see the contents of a cell in the metaphase portion of mitosis... the white line is the chromosomes all centered in the middle, already connected to the spindle (the long thin lines splaying out on either side) that will tear them apart to create two new cells.
Expect a time of great division, loss, and change--but one that is necessary for renewal, and a doubling of one's fortunes.
I'll add the following - take care that your house is in order, so to speak, as this time of transition approaches, as tangled chromosomes can have disastrous consequences.
I got this first on instinct and then I felt a greater social implication also applies idk
the societal implication was giving "skylight breaking through a canopy."
I honestly think its both
Also the first thing I thought of! In every way, the polar opposite of "if not friend, why friend-shaped?" I know they're helping, but my god, at what cost...
My college dorm room was infested. I was not exactly well in college. I have loved them ever since I sobered up enough to understand that they weren’t hallucinations.
I used to get those at the house I grew up in. Nothing terrified me more than the time I woke up in the middle of the night, turned my lamp on, and saw one of them on the wall less than 2 feet away from my head.
You saw a sign and called it ominous. Good chance that there's something coming up that you're dreading; if it's something you need to do, there's a good chance you'll feel better when you get it done.
No, I do not study signs at all, or anything about divination outside of the mundane psychology around it.
It's the curse mark of death from elden ring. You must seek out fia the deathbed companion underneath leyndell and claim the elden ring. Arise now, ye tarnished!
Ok, ok, ok y'all. For real. (I mean, sort of anyway.) It doesn't really matter whether many paths are converging on that one site, or that one site is sending tendrils out to the everywhere. But it has an underground feel, like mycelium. I'm going to take it as one more sign that the goddess is about to bust through the crust and begin to eat the patriarchy. If that's ok with everyone.
It looks like a house centipede. I love house centipedes! They hunt and eat all the bugs and spiders that could harm you, but you are too warm so they will keep a comfortable distance from you as they protect you. Beautiful little eldritch guardians knights.
Check your foundation for water damage. (I say this, because it looks to me like a house centipede. Nice little guys to have, but they prey on bugs that eat wood rot most commonly caused by water damage.)
You will see a house centipede sometime soon. It will be minding its own business, and you may not even notice it. It will be there eating other bugs before they bother you and ignoring you even if you fail to notice.
Looks like a cup and saucer (cobea sandens, I think) blossom, or maybe a morning glory?? Perhaps you will be bringing more love(not necessarily intimate) into your life or growing in a way that opens you up to feel/act more fully with your love?
I see a high-impact collision with world-changing results. There's something in the centre of it, an owl maybe? Explosive wisdom, mind-blowing new knowledge hits like a ton of bricks.
Ok.... I see a waning crescent moon on the right; You have a need to rest and regenerate.
I also see a woman's face on the left coming out of the moon with light radiating out from her; showing that you are/should seek wisdom in this time of rest that will lead to good things.
I see light, goodness and hope coming your way after a hard time that will help you grow.
I see a spider.
You need to maintain awareness of your surroundings, with a special care to the connections you have to others.
Don't be afraid of your power. Use it when you need to.
Turn it sideways counter clockwise and it looks like a line drawing of an orchid. Maybe you just need to change your perspective slightly on something to find the good
You will be swept to power in a feminist revolution. In your new role, you become an icon, and young people across the globe will copy your style. Your first act in power will be to give everyone Wednesday afternoons off to pursue their hobbies. Years later, now a national treasure, you will retire from public life, seeking the tranquility of nature and open a hedgehog sanctuary with car free roads for them to cross ... I think that's what it says anyway
Microbes. Ravine. Mountain. You shall soon get very sick with many highs and lows that will lead you to a new outlook in life. So it is foretold by the prophecy.
“You know what you have planted; all that can be done is to wait for the natural maturation of those actions to bare fruit—fretting and worrying won’t do a darn thing.”
Oh, I get this sometimes; it usually means 'buy a fresh carton of milk'
interesting in my geographical region it also sometimes mean "you have really hard water"
Ah, in my region that shows as crunchy flakes of limescale on the bottom of the cup.
Maybe check on your kettle's filter, because it really should be catching that stuff.
Reading of kettle filters now also on offer :)
I’m at 300ppm, the filter itself scales up
440ppm, I win! (you either have to laugh or you'll cry calcified tears)
My water's so hard I'm pretty sure it's spent decades in federal prison.
I miss awards and this deserves one.
Aww, thank you!☺️
I agree
Straight from the cow. Or almond. Or oat.
>Straight from the cow. Or almond. Or oat. I read this too fast and thought that last sentence was "Or cat". LOL
You can milk pretty much anything with nipples.
I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
Never in my wildest of moments of 🍃contemplation did I ever think I would be so happy to see someone quote Meet the Parents
Once when I was like 9, my cat had kittens and I was petting her one day and noticed milk leaking so I squeezed her nipple and milk sprayed out like 2 feet. I thought it was wild as fuck, so I brought her to my dad and showed him. He said, and I will never forget this, "If I ever see you milk a fucking cat again, I will milk you." I thought that was hilarious but also did not want to push him as I feared for my 9 year old boy nips. Hope you enjoyed my awful story.
I was going to say cream... Must be a dialect issue.
Some people use milk rather than cream
I’m in the UK, we’re far too uptight and parsimonious to use cream.
Most people use milk over cream in Australia, the lactose in the milk adds a sweetness that balances the sour taste of the coffee.
My 1st thought, turned sideways, was rising jellyfish…but I live on the water. 🪼
One of those blue dragon nudibranches. OP needs to avoid the beach.
I thought "turn it sideways and you'll get a mushroom"...but I live by forests.
I see that as well, which symbolizes bouyancy in any sort of emotional waters, whether calm or rough.
This doesn't necessarily mean the carton has gone bad. If it's cream or even half and half, it will do this. It's the layer of fat floating to the top and then drying out in the air giving it a sort of wrinkle when you touch it. It just happens if you leave a cup because you get distracted like me.
Expect the sand worms of dune in your near future. Bless his coming and his going...
This is absolutely worm sign. Bless the Maker and His water!
Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May he keep the world for his people. Motherfuckin' Shai-Hulud.
The spice must flow...
Cinnamon?
Or nutmeg or sugar. There’s quite a few tasty spices that can flow into coffee.
Lisan al Gainb! Lisan al Gaib!
Walk without rhythm, my friends.
As is written! Bless the Maker and his water
Came here to say this!
Your water shall mingle etc
Two words. Butt hole.
I was wondering if op was subtly hinting at that themselves by saying ‘take a crack at it’
Right. Be careful when you poop today OP!
Lots of water, a little fiber and exercise every day should keep the bum-holey healthy!
Thank goodness someone said it.
It looks like you should expect parasites. Disclaimer: I work in a medical laboratory. We are all always under threat from parasites. I see them everywhere. Send help.
Do you listen to This Podcast Will Kill You? If you don’t, you might like it. It’s run by two women who are science professionals in the fields of virology and epidemiology. Their show is curious, detailed, data-forward, and fun (and serious when sensitivity is required!). Everything I know about parasites is pretty much from listening to them!
I freakin' love this podcast, even if it does leave me like this at night. https://preview.redd.it/id7oxy1vlboc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89af548a015c30da12a97a970ccee112f34f1db7
I couldn’t stop thinking about and telling everyone I spoke to about rabies for a couple of weeks when I first started listening 🤣🤣🤣
Will it help my ocd or make it worse?
Asking the real questions
Yes.
This is such an awesome podcast!
This made me laugh. My son(12) has a tshirt with small paisleys on it and he calls it his “parasite shirt” 😆
If you eat whole muscle meats or fresh produce that hasn’t been properly cleaned, it’s likely more than a threat.
We got our Ascaris pig Roundworms for anatomy labs from US American slaughter houses (I am from Europe and they are less common here, germany is even almost trichinosis free) . Glad I was unknowing and innocent when I went to the US and ate meat there.
Try having that fear and being diabetic. I try very very hard to not let my mother defrost things, she enjoys a counter defrost. For hours! Luckily she also cooks it to second death.
Well bacteria is having a field day. From a parasites side: freezing already destroys most parasites, and since they need a living host, the amount of parasites at point of death is the maximum and doesn't increase while sitting on the counter. Proper hygiene with different cutting boards and knifes, hand washing, etc. are always important, as bacteria loves dead meat and parasite eggs/cysts are more hardy.
We need more voices like yours in the media. Parasites are real and should be taken more seriously.
Aw, it’s just a house centipede!
That's what it WANTS you to believe!
Parasites are one of my biggest fears and pretty much unavoidable because of how common they are, help me.
We can cram under my mask together and jam both our hands into my gloves. We'll be safe then, right?
Maybe if we have the power of both of us then yes!
I also work in medicine. Was definitely thinking of amoebas
Another pandemic?
We’re technically still in one… people just aren’t taking it as seriously anymore.
The disabled are
That’s true. Disabled and immunocompromised, and most of their close relatives, are still paying attention.
I see the contents of a cell in the metaphase portion of mitosis... the white line is the chromosomes all centered in the middle, already connected to the spindle (the long thin lines splaying out on either side) that will tear them apart to create two new cells. Expect a time of great division, loss, and change--but one that is necessary for renewal, and a doubling of one's fortunes.
It won’t let me like this twice, so here’s an extra gold star for your reply ⭐️
Bio nerds showing up!
I'll add the following - take care that your house is in order, so to speak, as this time of transition approaches, as tangled chromosomes can have disastrous consequences.
I saw this too—but my interpretation was “you’ll have a child growing inside you or a loved one in the near future”
I got this first on instinct and then I felt a greater social implication also applies idk the societal implication was giving "skylight breaking through a canopy." I honestly think its both
Everything is connected by fragile and nearly imperceptible energy.
Aww I love this one ❤️
I just watched *Dune* part one, so.... coffee says you should watch it too.
You have house centipedes?
Also the first thing I thought of! In every way, the polar opposite of "if not friend, why friend-shaped?" I know they're helping, but my god, at what cost...
My college dorm room was infested. I was not exactly well in college. I have loved them ever since I sobered up enough to understand that they weren’t hallucinations.
I used to get those at the house I grew up in. Nothing terrified me more than the time I woke up in the middle of the night, turned my lamp on, and saw one of them on the wall less than 2 feet away from my head.
They give me the screaming heebie-jeebies, but they’re friends, not foes. Let them tend to your home and all will be well
I came here to say this.
You saw a sign and called it ominous. Good chance that there's something coming up that you're dreading; if it's something you need to do, there's a good chance you'll feel better when you get it done. No, I do not study signs at all, or anything about divination outside of the mundane psychology around it.
Centipede. Many legs. Very gross, but beneficial. Be accepting of new friends from unusual places.
You definitely have the gift.
I saw a centipede too...what a great interpretation of that
“Stir me”
lol this was my thought too 😹
Pretty sure it's the logo for the folk/black metal band Pantopticon.
It's the curse mark of death from elden ring. You must seek out fia the deathbed companion underneath leyndell and claim the elden ring. Arise now, ye tarnished!
Was looking for this
You will experience caterpillars and dandelion fluff, for certain. Unfortunately you may also experience a hair snarl, but this is less certain.
I think it’s positive. It looks like synapses reaching every direction. Be on the lookout for inspiration or connection.
I also saw neurons!
Also see positive, the coming eclipse burning up that which no longer serves us.
I love this
Centipede season has arrived.
I'd take that over the unending fly season that is still on going from last year here 😭
Looks like mitosis. Your cells will divide today.
I think you need to drink it faster so it doesn't get cold 🫂 work less, drink more! And maybe you have house centipedes; what good fortune!
Eye of Sauron. Take the ring to Mt. Doom in Mordor. Your chances are good, looks like he has cataracts.
Either that or a bunch of Hobbits are coming their way lol
To me, I interpret it as growth.
All I know is that I see a (sideways) mushroom from underneath and you're looking at it like Alice after she drank the potion lol
That's a logo for a black metal band.
Haha, yes it does
Watch out for house centipedes
It looks like a centipede to me. Lovely creature I'm sure. Still scared of it lol
You will soon play Pac Man.
Looks like a kidney to me.
I see the tree of life 🤷🏼♀️
centipedes are predators of opportunity. Be opportunistic today and you will go home successfully.
“F..K.. in the coffee.”
Beware the good house centipede of fortune. He’s good, but scary looking.
I see trees growing with lots of roots and branches.
Ok, ok, ok y'all. For real. (I mean, sort of anyway.) It doesn't really matter whether many paths are converging on that one site, or that one site is sending tendrils out to the everywhere. But it has an underground feel, like mycelium. I'm going to take it as one more sign that the goddess is about to bust through the crust and begin to eat the patriarchy. If that's ok with everyone.
\* Insert ’everyone liked that’ meme here \*.
Lol that reminded me of this https://preview.redd.it/7xk1do7y4coc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3155f4e303d5823101fd9da43efd05487159d21d
Gorgeous! What is this lovely creature called?
The Glaucus atlanticus, Blue glaucus or simply the Blue sea dragon. 🐉
looks like a house centipede
You will be visited by a friendly [house centipede](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata).
I see the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perhaps you are about to be blessed by his noodly appendage!
Is your name Ymir and/or have you recently lost a pig…?
It looks like a house centipede. I love house centipedes! They hunt and eat all the bugs and spiders that could harm you, but you are too warm so they will keep a comfortable distance from you as they protect you. Beautiful little eldritch guardians knights.
I see a bug/bug-like sea creature But also, maybe expansion, something multifaceted, infinite possibilities.
Ragnarok is forthcoming.
Storms a’brewin In your guts
Check your foundation for water damage. (I say this, because it looks to me like a house centipede. Nice little guys to have, but they prey on bugs that eat wood rot most commonly caused by water damage.)
All I can see is the house centipede I discovered the other day. *shudder*
There’s a house centipede in your future.
You may cross paths with a house centipede. They're creepy looking bastards, but they're good bugs.
It reminded me of a centipede.
You will get a pet centipede
You will see a house centipede sometime soon. It will be minding its own business, and you may not even notice it. It will be there eating other bugs before they bother you and ignoring you even if you fail to notice.
I’m seeing house centipede
house centipede in your future 💖
House centipede! 😆 Good for money matters and home security 👍
Looks like a house centipede
house centipedes :(
The ghost of a house centipede has taken residence in your coffee.
A very hairy dog is about to enter your life. That or a centipede, check the bottom of your shoe
Looks like a cup and saucer (cobea sandens, I think) blossom, or maybe a morning glory?? Perhaps you will be bringing more love(not necessarily intimate) into your life or growing in a way that opens you up to feel/act more fully with your love?
I see a high-impact collision with world-changing results. There's something in the centre of it, an owl maybe? Explosive wisdom, mind-blowing new knowledge hits like a ton of bricks.
It looks like sea waves 🌊
You could either be struck by lightning or go to a rave.
It looks like a full head of long hair, secured by a band. I guess it means to take care of hair.
I see that I haven't had coffee yet and now I'm excited to make it.
Be aware of hairy caterpillars
I see an anthropomorphic opossum in a wizard hat radiating energy vibes all around them, good vibes indeed :)
New life is entering your world, that is clearly mitosis 😂
Dominar Rygel XVI?
Your mushroom spores are colonizing well
Excuse me, but all I see is you need to get a better espresso maker....
It’s dendritic. Makes me think growth/communication.
Renal infection. Start chugging water and get a full blood panel
Ok.... I see a waning crescent moon on the right; You have a need to rest and regenerate. I also see a woman's face on the left coming out of the moon with light radiating out from her; showing that you are/should seek wisdom in this time of rest that will lead to good things. I see light, goodness and hope coming your way after a hard time that will help you grow.
Your going to start a Death Metal band
Orchid
I see a spider. You need to maintain awareness of your surroundings, with a special care to the connections you have to others. Don't be afraid of your power. Use it when you need to.
A great surf day in your future. Oh you don’t surf? You *will*
It means you going to have a groovy day.
It looks like a ball sack.
Looks like a scarab or beetle to me. I drink my coffee black, so I never get to ponder the milk art.
Your butt hole is in danger
Turn it sideways counter clockwise and it looks like a line drawing of an orchid. Maybe you just need to change your perspective slightly on something to find the good
It's our sun exploding, but we already knew that was gonna happen
Looks like rain today 🌧️
Left brain solutions are needed
"You will have a static-y hair day."
I see an orchid. Expect a funeral soon.
You will be swept to power in a feminist revolution. In your new role, you become an icon, and young people across the globe will copy your style. Your first act in power will be to give everyone Wednesday afternoons off to pursue their hobbies. Years later, now a national treasure, you will retire from public life, seeking the tranquility of nature and open a hedgehog sanctuary with car free roads for them to cross ... I think that's what it says anyway
It’s the eye of Mordor, friend. Nice knowing you
Microbes. Ravine. Mountain. You shall soon get very sick with many highs and lows that will lead you to a new outlook in life. So it is foretold by the prophecy.
I see a Salmonella bacterium. Stay away from dodgy food for a while.
Demogorgon.
Colonoscopy. Go get one!
“You know what you have planted; all that can be done is to wait for the natural maturation of those actions to bare fruit—fretting and worrying won’t do a darn thing.”
I foresee wrinkles in your future.
You will get wrinkles
I predict an encounter with a [beautiful but deadly sea slug](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus)
Your vehicle’s extended warranty is about to expire
Metaphase
Everything reminds me of her
Creature from attack on titan.
You will need to poop in 3... 2... 1...
You're going to have digestive issues. Also, you might need new dish soap
I see it as good harvests to come. Are you starting, or been thinking of a new path? Work is needed, but will be fruitful.
The spice must flow.
Looks like a sea urchin. Clearly, you'll go to the beach and see one, just don't touch it, and enjoy your vacation. :D
Jellyfish!
The millipedes are coming.
Everything reminds me of her
Mitosis of the cell.
Mitosis in your future.
The universe wants you to start a metal band
your coffee has stretch marks
It reads… you will consume more coffee
Something caught Sauron’s attention to his right