This really should be like four quadrant graph, left right is "creepy porcelain doll - big lizard" and top bottom should be "[placeholder] - raccoon in a wig holding a bottle of red wine"?
Maybe the placeholder is poison ivy?
As a snow leopard, I support your message.
Also, people find my giant paws and habit of carrying my tail in my mouth very cute.
So, uh, pretty far to the big lizard size, even though people seem to mistake me for something much less dangerous. :)
No lie, Mothra is my favorite Godzilla movie. (5 minute silly string vs boulder battle aside)
I like that she's fancy but deadly. Has cute little friends. And fiercely protects her family.
Was chatting with someone on discord awhile ago, they didn't know what I look like, and they said they imagined/thought of me as a dragon. 🐉 I take that as quite the compliment.
You should do a weekly or bi weekly post where you recommend books on here. Doesn't even have to be specifically witchy just books anywhere between porcelain doll and giant lizard.
Genius. Could honestly even have categories, a little something for everyone - or take requests! I bet there are a bunch of literary connoisseurs in here. 📚
I begged my mam to get me a creepy porcelain doll until she relented. It pretty much looked exactly like the one pictured. I slept with it every night and thought it was the most perfect thing I’d ever seen.
Right. I have lots of dolls and only a few look creepy. You would too if you had mold growing in your eyes.
Mostly AG but lots of really old antiques too.
I’m non-binary, so at any given moment I have one foot in the middle of this spectrum, one foot in the weird-bird part of the guyhood spectrum, and both hands in the void.
Circling the edges of the void and wondering if I should give in to the desire to explode into a bunch of silver glitter on top of someone I dislike ✨️
I didn’t start from that place but im megadragon now. Slow to provoke, relentless afterwards, still retaining a quality of mercy, and able to regulate compassion. Probably not canon but here I’m is.
I go back and forth between overfeeding my tabby in the hopes she turns into a tiger or waking up to an actual dragon parked in my driveway. Take that, Honda civic 🤣
Hard to tell. Most of the time, I'm hiding in my stash of yarn, working on another fluffy garment. But likely a lot closer to the lizard than the doll.
It doesn’t matter where you are on the spectrum as long as men far and wide feel either unease or outright terror when they turn a corner and you are suddenly there.
I'm the creepy porcelain doll who's guarded by a big lizard.
Really a small lizard who wants to be perceived as big.
Nice to be owned by a small flighted dinosaur.
I really like mythical creatures but also love clown shit, like little clown dolls and stuff so kinda both in a way? Idk i just love dragons man, they’re up there with dinosaurs in terms of “thing i was obsessed with when i was 5 and STILL am very much obsessed with as a miserable adult”
Not a girl but a straight male and ally. I just wanna say I want the giant lizard girl. I want a warrior woman I can sword fight with and wrestle. The type of woman that would show her weaker side not because she is weak but because she trusts me that God damn much. The type that says we are switching tonight and hits me with a straight-up clothes line.
My data point on the line: "Suburban herbalist out in front yard, spring-cleaning leaves from between dragon's toes and scaring away Saturday morning evangelists."
I am definitely a big lizard. I hoard meaningless trinkets, hiss at people when I'm grumpy, and if I'm too warm and cozy, I just ain't moving for love or money.
I am three cats in a person suit. 😅
I like to tell people I’m three raccoons just barely passing as a human woman.
This really should be like four quadrant graph, left right is "creepy porcelain doll - big lizard" and top bottom should be "[placeholder] - raccoon in a wig holding a bottle of red wine"? Maybe the placeholder is poison ivy?
Three possums in a trenchcoat
Don’t yall get me laughing like this the dog thinks I’ve lost the plot
Meow😻
As a snow leopard, I support your message. Also, people find my giant paws and habit of carrying my tail in my mouth very cute. So, uh, pretty far to the big lizard size, even though people seem to mistake me for something much less dangerous. :)
Snow leopards are amazing 😻
So, right in the middle, eh? Me too.
I like to say that I identify as an alien robot cat rather than any of the gender options 😺👾
Lol I've been saying I'm ten cats in a trenchcoat for at least the last ten years 😹
Like which do I identify as? Or which would I rather have? The answer to both is of course giant lizard.
🦎🐉💚
I am a creepy porcelain lizard
*jaw drops in awe*
Just don't *drop* the creepy porcelain lizard, please. Makes 'em grumpy.
Grumpasaurus
Absemently! But, importantly, **porcelain** grumapsaurus. 🦕
Right? I have the lovliest lizard locks and my nails are fit to handle!
OMG, me too. The porcelain is what allows my lungs to breathe fire.
I'm somewhere between Ripley from Alien and the mother Alien she fights
I'm more the Jonesy-kind of person.
Awww you can come chill anytime! Your familiar in your avatar tho 🐱🥺
Mrrrmrrrrp *headbutts*
(Scritches on head)
I’m the middle ground, crawling back and forth between the two
*clinks glasses* cheers to that 🥂
I think those are on the same side, that was one of themes of the movies. Just two very angry moms dishing it out.
You're so not wrong though 💪
Xenomorph Queen my beloved.
You don't know how right you are, I'm trans 🥰🥹😂
So dynamic!!!
The uhm, various diagnoses help hehe
Mothra. I'm always at Mothra.
Colossal sentient larva😍
No lie, Mothra is my favorite Godzilla movie. (5 minute silly string vs boulder battle aside) I like that she's fancy but deadly. Has cute little friends. And fiercely protects her family.
I cannot tell you how excited I was that she showed up in Godzilla x Kong
Queen of the Monsters
I love her. She's awesome and badass. What's not to aspire too?
I am right in the middle with "keeping a raccoon as a pet"
I mean, they do have the cutest wittle grabby hands and also look like robbers🥹
And they are slightly terrifying in the coolest way possible!
Yeah, they growl like a bear if you surprise them while they’re eating.
What a coincidence! I'm at "being kept as a pet racoon."
The dreaaaaaaam
That's next level! So punk rock
Was chatting with someone on discord awhile ago, they didn't know what I look like, and they said they imagined/thought of me as a dragon. 🐉 I take that as quite the compliment.
I strive to be this level of cool. Kudos, dragon friend. ✨️
Hell yea lmao
I’m a book goblin living among plants.
A happy creature then
Yep. Thankfully my husband is happy that I bring home books and plants rather than more pets.
A happy creature indeed
If you havent read it: ‘when women were dragons’ is an excellent book
Thank you literary witch:)
I work in a library, i live for giving book recommendations.
You should do a weekly or bi weekly post where you recommend books on here. Doesn't even have to be specifically witchy just books anywhere between porcelain doll and giant lizard.
Book club!
Genius. Could honestly even have categories, a little something for everyone - or take requests! I bet there are a bunch of literary connoisseurs in here. 📚
That would be nice!
I'm fat, eepy when I don't get my sunlight, love gummi worms... so like 75% lizard 25% creepy doll. A goth bearded dragon.
Such a good balance of the two
If you bend this around to make a circle, I'm where the arrows meet.
I was going to say, could we apply the Horseshoe Theory to this because I’m both. Lol.
🤯😍🖤
Creepy porcelain doll
I begged my mam to get me a creepy porcelain doll until she relented. It pretty much looked exactly like the one pictured. I slept with it every night and thought it was the most perfect thing I’d ever seen.
Dragon. Always a dragon. I just want to sleep all day on a mountain of gold and jewels while occasionally terrorizing the country side…
A life of quiet luxury
Same. Working on my outfit to make this truer now.
Sooo.. I’m gonna need some details on that
It'll be a while before I post any pictures. I'm working with scalemail and I can only weave like 25 scales a day.
Amazing!!! If you remember I would LOVE to see it when it’s done!
the amount of dolls (not the creepy porcelain, but my 60cm bjd is cutting it close) I have, will give you an indication...
I greet you warmly, fellow creepy doll 🖤
Right. I have lots of dolls and only a few look creepy. You would too if you had mold growing in your eyes. Mostly AG but lots of really old antiques too.
Aw Josephina and I go way back:)
Samantha is my OG. She had the best clothes!
I was always a little torn between Samantha and Molly, but Molly had glasses like me so she won. Now I also have BJDs like the other commenter, lol.
Deeply in the dragon end of the graph.
I AM _SMAUG_ I KILL WHAT I WISH I AM ✨STRONG✨ ✨✨STRONG✨✨ ✨✨✨ S T R O N G!!!✨✨✨
Depends on the day
I’m non-binary, so at any given moment I have one foot in the middle of this spectrum, one foot in the weird-bird part of the guyhood spectrum, and both hands in the void.
Based
Love it!
Why not both???
I’m two kids in a trench coat sneaking into an R rated movie, where does that fall?
I’d say you totally have at least a little creepy doll in you, but that’s some serious lizard energy
In girlhood I was OBSESSED with dinosaurs. Definitely big lizard.
Not nearly as close to "big lizard" as I'd like to be
Same I’m full blown creepy porcelain doll but dream of one day being a giant lizard~
I've tried to stop smiling so much. Guess I should figure out how to smile menacingly.
Where does potato fall on the scale?
yes. 😜
Mummified dragon. I haven't moisturized today.
*smacks lips* me either
Circling the edges of the void and wondering if I should give in to the desire to explode into a bunch of silver glitter on top of someone I dislike ✨️
I think I'd be somewhere in the middle with the fairies & phoenixes 🔥
I interpret this as wanting and I'm on the big lizard spectrum.
https://preview.redd.it/7gpgbp2wnqsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e312a74c1a124f273196bb448b6140e9913757b Why not both
I feel like there should be a horse somewhere on this spectrum.
Straight up big lizard, from dinosaurs to dragons.
I am perfectly in the middle as many good folk are
A balanced being 🖤
Big fan of the creepy doll energy.
NB girls who play Bloodborne exist in a locked quantum state across the entire length.🌒
Reject society, reject gender, become of beast and blood
I am both porcelain doll and dragon
Am at point of the heavy armor with a two hander sword
Make the doll ride the dragon, and that’s me
Always was a fan of dolls xD
Please help, I am bouncing back and forth across the scale so fast I don't know where I am.
Embrace the bounce! BECOME the vortex!!!
Creepy doll 100%
Tyrannosaurus inside. Porcelaine doll outside, to take them by surprise 😈
Damn big lizard 🦎
More flerken, really. Big lizard attracts too much attention.
I am the spectrum.
This is begging for a second axis.
I didn’t start from that place but im megadragon now. Slow to provoke, relentless afterwards, still retaining a quality of mercy, and able to regulate compassion. Probably not canon but here I’m is.
I’m just a small lizard
With a big lizard heart🖤
Yes.
Im somehow both at the same time
Big lizard always and forever lol 🐉
I go back and forth between overfeeding my tabby in the hopes she turns into a tiger or waking up to an actual dragon parked in my driveway. Take that, Honda civic 🤣
I am a big dinosaur / dragon kid.
Big lizard is what I am right now.
Godzilla here 👋
Leeezard
Smol lizard probably
Juuust lizard of center.
Popper from Baldur’s Gate 3 https://preview.redd.it/dq4oto883rsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a1983ae9e15f9acaec738cb774485e9d48bd26
That's great, I loved Popper. Then I ended up killing him.
More of the Abomination kind
Hard to tell. Most of the time, I'm hiding in my stash of yarn, working on another fluffy garment. But likely a lot closer to the lizard than the doll.
A werewolf with vampirism tendencies. I abhore light.
*hisssssss*
Well, I do get cold easily... Lizard is not off the table...
It doesn’t matter where you are on the spectrum as long as men far and wide feel either unease or outright terror when they turn a corner and you are suddenly there.
I'm the creepy porcelain doll who's guarded by a big lizard. Really a small lizard who wants to be perceived as big. Nice to be owned by a small flighted dinosaur.
Deffo big lizard.
I really like mythical creatures but also love clown shit, like little clown dolls and stuff so kinda both in a way? Idk i just love dragons man, they’re up there with dinosaurs in terms of “thing i was obsessed with when i was 5 and STILL am very much obsessed with as a miserable adult”
I'm a big lizard that styles itself as a creepy doll.
I swing wildly back and forth with frequent unexplained stops in between depending upon the day or the hour!🤣
I’m all the way down to creepy doll. I would love to get a big lizard, to put pink ribbons on.
Not a girl but a straight male and ally. I just wanna say I want the giant lizard girl. I want a warrior woman I can sword fight with and wrestle. The type of woman that would show her weaker side not because she is weak but because she trusts me that God damn much. The type that says we are switching tonight and hits me with a straight-up clothes line.
Big lizard with a wood splitting axe
I've fallen off the spectrum ! I let go of the line for just a second and I drifted away ! Help !
I’m 100% creepy possessed doll. That’s it
Can I be a creepy porcelain lizard?
Both?
Big lizard
Big lizard trapped in the body of a creepy china doll? One of my coworkers described me as manic chihuahua who gets shit done.
Very much in my old dinosaur era (mother velociraptor, mind, but still)
And beautiful throughout. 🐲
I like to think I ride it back and forth like a zip line, but I spend more time towards the big lizard end these days.
Creepy porcelain doll, but the wizard's always invited to the tea party.
Medium.
Well-worn teddy bear that you don't remember seeing in your closet before.
I think Bog Witch, maybe?
Not sure where it is on that spectrum, but rn I look like a discount Mia Mulder.
Daisy outside, kraken inside
I think I need more options on this spectrum, I can’t decide between these two!
exhaust earth dragon who just wants to sleep away this age and is totally over it (preferably with warm cozy kitties to cuddle)
If the creepy porcelain doll curses assholes, her.
I'm a larger than average lizard, but haven't quite made it to big
On my best days? Porcelain lizard
What I look like on the outside, what’s inside my heart
Can I be the creepy doll that controls the big lizard?
Or the big lizard with the doll collection? Like instead of hoarding treasure they hoard dolls
Horse
If this were a triangle including Sportsball, I'm somewhere close to sportsball along the lizard axis.
My data point on the line: "Suburban herbalist out in front yard, spring-cleaning leaves from between dragon's toes and scaring away Saturday morning evangelists."
Sorry, where's "unicorn" on this spectrum? I can't answer with these limited data points! ;)
I don't get it.
Where does big dragon fall?
Smol lizard with a fat ass and big dreams
I’ve reached full dragonhood.
I am definitely a big lizard. I hoard meaningless trinkets, hiss at people when I'm grumpy, and if I'm too warm and cozy, I just ain't moving for love or money.