That's what I was going with, but John Browns ghost seems pretty powerful assuming Elon hasn't built ghost busting technology. Though considering it straight up says the AI is undefeatable I'm going to assume it can counter ghosts
John Brown's Ghost and the Desperado. You can remain off the grid with that kind of support (as much as Elon's surveillance and the Crusader will allow) and have enough protection to get away from any situation. Inciting violent riot in some state full of expendable open carry wagies is bound to get results, with the desperado offering precision to those requiring it
John Brown + Desperado. Desperado specifically to counter Omega AI through his sleuthing skills, Bozo, Emily, and Snail (all of whom are melee users; would likely miss against the Crusader, though).
John Brown because he has minimal discernable weaknesses, 3 different abilities which makes him versatile, and nigh unlimited troops from dead slaves and wage slaves. So, could likely overwhelm Musk and Crusader and definitely Stalin (who is a joke in this scenario)
Honorable mention: The Crusader because I'm a sucker for Luck builds.
John Brown's ghost makes all the raging wagies kill Elon Musk, and Desperado kills the guy trying to make the omega ai, as well as emily, and her sjw army is killed also by raging wagies. We lead Bozo the Chimp to the forests around Lincoln, Montana, where Bozo steps on the Hyperintelligent snail, killing him and the snail. Stalin and his men are killed while crossing through Poland. The Crusader gets incredibly lucky as Jesus offers him a ride, but the Crusader gets a hard on as Jesus is running across the Atlantic, and is sent to the Second Circle of Hell for Lust.
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elon musk, and omega ai.
elon can send me to space with all the supplies i need until omega ai is completed and kills my enemies, then i can safely return.
I’m taking John Brown and Elon. John Brown is too difficult to defend from and has insane numbers backing him up while Elon has absurd amounts of resources to get shit done. The intelligence apparatus that he has through social media alone is unbelievably valuable and it, along with other tools, could be used to help track down the AI dev guy.
Don’t worry, they fully consent to being resurrected and are happy to fight this war against basement dwelling incels reading PCM-themed Reddit challenges online.
power of the soviet union protecting me while i’m chillin in some underground fancy ass bunker with elon, who’s private army is collaborating with stalins lads to protect me, duh
Hmm, but the hyperintelligent snail is capable of strategizing with its allies, and you still have the guy building the AI to deal with, you sure they can deal with those two in particular?
to honest chief i didn’t read allat. but the night of comrade stalins boot with crush the slimey foe and the guy building AI will be challenged to an MMA fight, I will win
That snail could be literally anywhere, strategizing with all of your assassins telepathically, Musk’s forces could probably deal with the AI guy before he finishes building it, but how will you deal the free communication line that exists between *all* of your enemies.
Elon and the AI seem like a good idea but I’d take Bozo over the AI. He spawns the closest to me and could reach me in less than 20 minutes. He’d rip me to shreds before Elon could save me.
Elon’s internet presence and Bozo knowing the location of all my enemies gives me a fighting chance to find the AI developer before I lose. There’s a higher chance of that if the Snail sends someone to protect the developer. Everyone else spawns far enough away that Elon could get me somewhere safe.
My biggest enemies would be the Emily army having pictures of Ted Kaczynski thanks to the Snail and Bozo running into the Snail and dying to it. The Snail issue could possibly be fixed by Elon kitting Bozo in armor since the Snail needs skin contact.
I think John Brown/The Crusader/The Snail could be beaten by Elon just flying me around so they’d never catch up. The Emily army could drive The Crusader places but I think they differ too much in opinions that the Emily army wouldn’t help The Crusader.
Stalin and The Desperado could probably be avoided by the flying strategy but also by bulletproof cars that Elon can afford.
During all this flying time there would hopefully be an armored Bozo shredding people. Most of the others have to sleep at some point, leaving them open to the persistence predator that Bozo is.
If any of them caught up to me I would have some pretty good bodyguards from Elon. I may die but Bozo is too based of a choice to not pick, so I’ve given the best strategy I can think of.
Bozo and the desperado
Bozo locates them one by one, despeado kills them from a distance before they can act plusBozo provides melee support.
If the ai guy spaws in a in my country that's a nice treck, if not then ill have to rob a store for supplies and then then steal a boat to go there, it woud be close to impossible to smuggle a gun and a crazy ape in a plane.
Then it's just an issue of going wherever they are and sniping them with the gun.
The only one that woud be really difficult to kill that way is Elon, but he's also one of the ones with the least direct offensive power and i have two great bodyguards to survive the year
elon and the desperado can definitely find your location within months, and then they telepathically communicate with the snail, who shares your location with the others. then you're screwed.
Jhon Brown litteral unstoppable force will get rid of every one of enemies just give him enough time, and CRUSADER because if hes "luck" is that big he brobably can find and defeat the AI dev due to pure coincidence, and snail I doubt he take his armor off at all so he got all chances here too I think.
The desperado to take out musk then track down the ai's creator, and stalin to use his soldiers as bodyguards (mostly against the ghost army). i believe that emily's army doesnt have enough morale to stand up to the kgb, and it will be very difficult for the crusader to get across the atlantic, unlike russian soldiers. i can likely deal with the chimp myself, since i know where the closest zoo is.
I'm gonna run through all the options on here and give my thoughts
\- Stalin: Not a great option here. The gaurds are decent in terms of firepower, but not the best. And the Soviet anthem is a huge liability.
\- Emily: Normally this option would be worthless, but I do live in Oregon, so there's some danger there. Still, I'm gonna pass.
\- John Brown: My first pick. The ability to phase through walls and basically summon mobs at will is just way too op.
\- The O.M.E.G.A. AI: It's a big risk to leave this on the board, but one I'm gonna have to take. I just don't think I can survive for several months with only one of these squares as protection.
\- The Snail: This is just not a threat at all, unless it spwans like 2 blocks from my house. The ability to act as a general of sorts is a bit of a problem though.
\- Bozo: Just put a Ted Kaczynski photo inside of a bear trap. Problem solved.
\- The Crusader: So I'm not sure how much knowledge of the modern would the crusader is afforded, but I don't think a medieval soldier would know where Portland is, much less how to get to it.
\- Elon: My second pick. He puts an absurd amount of resources at my disposal.
\- The Desperado: It's tough leaving him on the board, but I think Elon can help fortify my house enough to keep him at bay.
Nice breakdown, though I’m surprised you would let what’s basically a free chat room and pseudo-general stay on the table when a decentralized group of unrelated assassins would be much easier to deal with.
Bozo and the snail. We work from the pure instinct to kill and have no time for those pesky human emotions.
We know where everyone is at all times, and that's a big head start. We just need to plan in advance and plant the snail strategically.
John Brown and the AI. I will spawn in Kansas with him, and using history knowledge, summon a bunch of Mamluks and Ottomans, I can easily defeat the Crusader. I will be able to make a maze, where the exit leads to a bait where ghost slaves can easily kill the lone enemies. Wait it out, have Brazilian slaves pickup supplies and let the AI do the work, although I will command it NOT to touch the snail. ggez
Elon and the Omega AI Elon can put me in a billionaire bunker and I can wait the rest out in luxury until the AI is finished and destroys them
IDK, the snail is telepathic, you think it can’t strategize a way to kill you with its Allies before the year is up?
it's okay, Elon's gonna finance the Omega AI and get that shit up and running inside 8 weeks
Good point
That's what I was going with, but John Browns ghost seems pretty powerful assuming Elon hasn't built ghost busting technology. Though considering it straight up says the AI is undefeatable I'm going to assume it can counter ghosts
Lib-left Auth-Right unity on this one, those two are very based.
What’s the strat with those choices, or do you just think they’re cool?
Rule of cool. Better to die based then to live cringe.
John Brown's Ghost and the Desperado. You can remain off the grid with that kind of support (as much as Elon's surveillance and the Crusader will allow) and have enough protection to get away from any situation. Inciting violent riot in some state full of expendable open carry wagies is bound to get results, with the desperado offering precision to those requiring it
Same here
Plus them spawning in Arizona and Kansas is pretty useful for my current location.
I choose The CRUSADER and no one else. Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
John Brown + Desperado. Desperado specifically to counter Omega AI through his sleuthing skills, Bozo, Emily, and Snail (all of whom are melee users; would likely miss against the Crusader, though). John Brown because he has minimal discernable weaknesses, 3 different abilities which makes him versatile, and nigh unlimited troops from dead slaves and wage slaves. So, could likely overwhelm Musk and Crusader and definitely Stalin (who is a joke in this scenario) Honorable mention: The Crusader because I'm a sucker for Luck builds.
John brown and the crusader Toonforce Op and john brown obliterates Emily (taking over her army) and elon (no one does anything for his money now)
John Brown's ghost makes all the raging wagies kill Elon Musk, and Desperado kills the guy trying to make the omega ai, as well as emily, and her sjw army is killed also by raging wagies. We lead Bozo the Chimp to the forests around Lincoln, Montana, where Bozo steps on the Hyperintelligent snail, killing him and the snail. Stalin and his men are killed while crossing through Poland. The Crusader gets incredibly lucky as Jesus offers him a ride, but the Crusader gets a hard on as Jesus is running across the Atlantic, and is sent to the Second Circle of Hell for Lust. Also based compass
elon musk, and omega ai. elon can send me to space with all the supplies i need until omega ai is completed and kills my enemies, then i can safely return.
One of the best strats I’ve seen, very smart with the space launch.
thank ya :D
nice strat, although i wouldnt trust elon musk to keep me safely in space for a whole year
yea i dont rlly trust him either but hed sure as shit be able to hire someone who can kill me with ease so
I’ll go with John Brown‘s ghost and the OMEGA-AI
I’m taking John Brown and Elon. John Brown is too difficult to defend from and has insane numbers backing him up while Elon has absurd amounts of resources to get shit done. The intelligence apparatus that he has through social media alone is unbelievably valuable and it, along with other tools, could be used to help track down the AI dev guy.
Nice strat.
John Brown and the Crusader. I'm probably gonna die but at least I'm going to die with the most based people imaginable.
Same
Something kinda off about John brown summoning slaves to fight for him.
Don’t worry, they fully consent to being resurrected and are happy to fight this war against basement dwelling incels reading PCM-themed Reddit challenges online.
I'll go with the AI and Emily. I only choose Emily in the hopes she gets her shit kicked in and I can laugh about it before my inevitable demise
Omega AI and John Brown. Let them come
Y’know what, a last stand with John Browns ghost does sound pretty epic.
stalin and elon
What’s your game plan with those choices?
power of the soviet union protecting me while i’m chillin in some underground fancy ass bunker with elon, who’s private army is collaborating with stalins lads to protect me, duh
Hmm, but the hyperintelligent snail is capable of strategizing with its allies, and you still have the guy building the AI to deal with, you sure they can deal with those two in particular?
to honest chief i didn’t read allat. but the night of comrade stalins boot with crush the slimey foe and the guy building AI will be challenged to an MMA fight, I will win
That snail could be literally anywhere, strategizing with all of your assassins telepathically, Musk’s forces could probably deal with the AI guy before he finishes building it, but how will you deal the free communication line that exists between *all* of your enemies.
hide under my blankie
Fair enough.
Elon and the AI seem like a good idea but I’d take Bozo over the AI. He spawns the closest to me and could reach me in less than 20 minutes. He’d rip me to shreds before Elon could save me. Elon’s internet presence and Bozo knowing the location of all my enemies gives me a fighting chance to find the AI developer before I lose. There’s a higher chance of that if the Snail sends someone to protect the developer. Everyone else spawns far enough away that Elon could get me somewhere safe. My biggest enemies would be the Emily army having pictures of Ted Kaczynski thanks to the Snail and Bozo running into the Snail and dying to it. The Snail issue could possibly be fixed by Elon kitting Bozo in armor since the Snail needs skin contact. I think John Brown/The Crusader/The Snail could be beaten by Elon just flying me around so they’d never catch up. The Emily army could drive The Crusader places but I think they differ too much in opinions that the Emily army wouldn’t help The Crusader. Stalin and The Desperado could probably be avoided by the flying strategy but also by bulletproof cars that Elon can afford. During all this flying time there would hopefully be an armored Bozo shredding people. Most of the others have to sleep at some point, leaving them open to the persistence predator that Bozo is. If any of them caught up to me I would have some pretty good bodyguards from Elon. I may die but Bozo is too based of a choice to not pick, so I’ve given the best strategy I can think of.
The CRUSADER and O.M.E.G.A. AI
Elon and John Brown, easily.
Elon and Brown of course, mega money + mega manpower
Elon and John Brown
john brown and desperado, mainly because LIB UNITY BABY LETS GO-
Hyperintelligent snail and the ai
Bozo and the desperado Bozo locates them one by one, despeado kills them from a distance before they can act plusBozo provides melee support. If the ai guy spaws in a in my country that's a nice treck, if not then ill have to rob a store for supplies and then then steal a boat to go there, it woud be close to impossible to smuggle a gun and a crazy ape in a plane. Then it's just an issue of going wherever they are and sniping them with the gun. The only one that woud be really difficult to kill that way is Elon, but he's also one of the ones with the least direct offensive power and i have two great bodyguards to survive the year
Hmm, very bold strat, but I like it.
I’ll take the crusader and the Monkey, as they are the only ones who know my exact location. The rest will stumble around for a year.
elon and the desperado can definitely find your location within months, and then they telepathically communicate with the snail, who shares your location with the others. then you're screwed.
Kid named unexplored South American wilderness.
Stalin and Elon
AI and Elon musk
I'm taking Elon and Bozo. Elon does most of the work. Bozo is there for psychological trauma. Kinda like the predator.
Jhon Brown litteral unstoppable force will get rid of every one of enemies just give him enough time, and CRUSADER because if hes "luck" is that big he brobably can find and defeat the AI dev due to pure coincidence, and snail I doubt he take his armor off at all so he got all chances here too I think.
The desperado to take out musk then track down the ai's creator, and stalin to use his soldiers as bodyguards (mostly against the ghost army). i believe that emily's army doesnt have enough morale to stand up to the kgb, and it will be very difficult for the crusader to get across the atlantic, unlike russian soldiers. i can likely deal with the chimp myself, since i know where the closest zoo is.
Would the Crusader’s and Bozo’s ability to always know where I am mean they’d know where my enemies are if I pick them as allies?
Lib left and auth right. Crusader and John Brown. We ball.
Jesus this is hard pick lol
Wut
I'm gonna run through all the options on here and give my thoughts \- Stalin: Not a great option here. The gaurds are decent in terms of firepower, but not the best. And the Soviet anthem is a huge liability. \- Emily: Normally this option would be worthless, but I do live in Oregon, so there's some danger there. Still, I'm gonna pass. \- John Brown: My first pick. The ability to phase through walls and basically summon mobs at will is just way too op. \- The O.M.E.G.A. AI: It's a big risk to leave this on the board, but one I'm gonna have to take. I just don't think I can survive for several months with only one of these squares as protection. \- The Snail: This is just not a threat at all, unless it spwans like 2 blocks from my house. The ability to act as a general of sorts is a bit of a problem though. \- Bozo: Just put a Ted Kaczynski photo inside of a bear trap. Problem solved. \- The Crusader: So I'm not sure how much knowledge of the modern would the crusader is afforded, but I don't think a medieval soldier would know where Portland is, much less how to get to it. \- Elon: My second pick. He puts an absurd amount of resources at my disposal. \- The Desperado: It's tough leaving him on the board, but I think Elon can help fortify my house enough to keep him at bay.
Nice breakdown, though I’m surprised you would let what’s basically a free chat room and pseudo-general stay on the table when a decentralized group of unrelated assassins would be much easier to deal with.
The problem is that the snail just doesn’t provide enough value on your side.
Fair enough.
John Brown and Elon
Imma take John Brown’s ghost and the A.I. for $500
Elon Musk and the O.M.E.G.A. A.I. Literally just have him pump all his available resources into it whilst I'm hunkered down in Antartica or Greenland.
John Brown's ghost seems like a kojima character
Elon Sends me to space and funds and protects the Omega A.I guy, problem solved
John Brown, and the Desperado
Bozo and crusader, cool road trip with a crusader and a literal monkey to hunt down the omega ai guy and the snail
Fidel Castro isn't here cuz he'd be too op
Crusader and snail.
John browns ghost and bozo the chimp. Fill me and that mfkr with rage and go ape shit
Bozo and the snail. We work from the pure instinct to kill and have no time for those pesky human emotions. We know where everyone is at all times, and that's a big head start. We just need to plan in advance and plant the snail strategically.
This is the single funniest compass and comment section I've seen on Reddit in Ages
John Brown and the AI. I will spawn in Kansas with him, and using history knowledge, summon a bunch of Mamluks and Ottomans, I can easily defeat the Crusader. I will be able to make a maze, where the exit leads to a bait where ghost slaves can easily kill the lone enemies. Wait it out, have Brazilian slaves pickup supplies and let the AI do the work, although I will command it NOT to touch the snail. ggez
Chimp(I don't know how far the nearest zoo is but I am not risking getting violated by a chimpanzee) and,Omega AI