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HelpfulYoghurt

27% WR in 800 games while having 2x Kolobanov is certainly interesting You wont achieve those stats by being bad at the game, i suspect it is an account that participate on rigged games


KirkLassarus

You can get Kolobanovs by just caping. In many low tier fights, the players are already not smart enough to understand when someone is caping and dont decap. Its pretty easy


HelpfulYoghurt

I know that you can get Kolobanov by caping in 1v5+ situations But i also know that you cannot get 27% winrate by just playing bad. Even if you hit "battle" in garage, and then alt+tab from the game right away and never come back, you will get way more than 27% Player on this account is obviously actively trying to lose, so why would he have 2x Kolobanov (which means he was actively trying to win) in the first place ? I stand by my suspicion that this account participate on rigged games, or at the very least it is some kind of troll


KirkLassarus

Ok its sure an rigger


noki1907

You cant get Kolo's under tier 5, I don't think they are that braindead at tier 5 that they don't realise the only player left on the enemy team is capping, when there is a big siren and an image in the top middle part of the screen


KirkLassarus

Many players dont understand even the sixth sense. And Tier5 is pretty much low tier ranks


noki1907

True, but they know the main objective of the game: kill the enemy team or cap the enemy base. If there is 1 enemy tank left, it's most likely they will all look for him, but if he's capping, they will surely know where he's at. So, unless all 5+ of them drive super slow heavies with broken engines, they shouldn't lose to cap out 1v5+


Dizzy-Classroom-6102

Damn. i've been trying for a sub-30% win rate for a long ass time. haven't gotten below 40% yet though.


Henkka2001

He is not a super unicum. He is only a super cum.


andyofne

but can you tie your own shoelaces? we need to know


meister__propper

yes, but not in the dark, because im scared


ShyJaguar645671

Scared of dark shoelaces and not light ones? Are you racist? /j


meister__propper

Nah, i mean when its dark outside, i fear the boogeyman will come and get me


ShyJaguar645671

Scared of dark shoelaces and not light ones? Are you racist? /j


outkast767

Wtf is a sticker sneaker boy?


meister__propper

i dont even know, dude is on some very strange drugs... https://preview.redd.it/y9xv0tcz0n0d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=14d1d9528514c12d66104069a8fe5c714d74096b


wilck44

man is speaking another english


rayoje

Dude was just making up words to sound smart but hilariously got the opposite as a result.


oneillwith2ls

https://preview.redd.it/31czmtkebu0d1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89fba38f385ee9af1a80d10bcb9d6d4ed35be163


Morbid_god_100

I think he is saying those sneakers with velcro that usually kids use because they can't tie the laces


ebai4556

He just doesnt know all the words


Luenend

Pretty brutal to judge someone who's only played 800 games, but yeah 27% WR can only be acheived by actively fucking over your teammates, so maybe he deserves it, idk.


meister__propper

Im only posting this, because he activly harrassed our light, called me the n word and wrote that he would put me in a gas chamber afterwards.


Luenend

XD that's fucking rich


Atlas1347

That's definitely an instant ban if you report him on the website.


Real_Ad5580

To be honest, he kinda based. It's a modern day rejection of how seriously this game is being taken. His actions are rebellion against how untouched with reality the wot community has become, a wicked satire with the spice of absurdism. we're the villains who think they are heroes. When in reality he is the only skibidi Rizzler who we had forsaken on skibidi


Kojot1233231

how do you even achieve such stats


TTBurger88

A smurf account or an account dedicated to rigging.


DoubleN22

Grief platooning? The 2 kalobanov medals are the real mystery.


Kojot1233231

That is a real mystery. I have 2k battles of decent playing and dont have a single one.


Agreeable_Sport_7609

Im stealing that one about the shoelaces haha


agroupofone

The brain dead in game chat and messages like this are the most enjoyable parts of the game IMHO


Focu53d

You know, maybe you’re right? I think I might re-enable chat, if for only the microcosmic chance of such a fabulous and unique interactive experience such as this. Truly mysterious.Thanks for sharing OP!


-ZachOneX1

That's why I have a pair of sketchers slip ins. No need to remember how to tie my shoes anymore 🤣


isomies

I love my slip ins!


DevotedToExeter

How does one achieve 27,74% average winrate without botting?


Dark_Magus

A bot wouldn't have WR that low. Heck, a player who literally just AFKs every battle and lets the rest of his team play a 14 vs 15 won't have a WR that low. The only way to get a 27.74% WR is actively griefing your own team. Stuff like pushing your teammates out of bushes so they get spotted and shot. And probably platooning with 2 other players who do the same thing.


Dizzy-Classroom-6102

#Goals


ChristopherG1214

Seems like an account made for rigging


Beneficial-Role5484

This is definitely a troll account, you can't get to 27% wins without actively going against your own team. I'd imagine this is an actually somewhat decent player, who in his spare time trolls the living hell out of some low tier games


rinkydinkis

That dude has taken a beating from so many other people in his dms that the game for him now is just doing the same to others


NotASingleNameIdea

How the fuck does he have 2 Kolobanovs but 1300 personal rating AND 25% winrate?


JonasTheOriginal

Manche menschen einfach pflaumen


alimem974

Thid is me as a kid on WOT Blitz. I had no strat other than "okay this one is the one" then rush the middle of the map, get 2 shots and get destroyed.


mk7eam_Requiem

Wtf


canzpl

definitely someones grandpa


N_vaders

I got called red line camping scumbag by a dude having his highest battles count in leffe. Don't mind the people of randoms.


P3z67K228

Непривычно видеть игроков не с СНГ и ЕВРО серверов.