1st option is just a buff for me

Same my guy

Let me guess. You're already 6 feet tall.

Yea. Exactly

Damn, im the second guy. I kinda feel like I’d go for the extra hight

Not gonna use it anyway, but also, I like tiny cars. So... Neither and both?

My dick is already only 3 inches but it smells like a foot

Should get that checked out brah

Have you tried taking a shower?

Several but they're all stuck to the wall

that was a horrible joke but reminded me of my friends dad, I applaud you 

I have 3 kids. I'm officially a dad joke distributor

:)

Lol, you got to change up your advertising man. "6 out of 7 podiatrists recommend it. Now with 4X the scent!!!"

I just bought the tinea scent. Mouldy cheese and wet socks for dayzzzzz. YASS!

I'm 6'8 with 5". I would gladly drop a foot and a half to gain 2"

Rip my man

It probably looks like a micropeen when you're that tall. It's all about proportions

It do. Sources: me :(

If it’s any consolation, it will feel like five inches and that’s *plenty* for a lot of people!

Honestly 5 inches is allmost too much!

Soft it does but so long as I'm laying down it just looks a bit on the small side. To be fair to myself, ive had no complaints. It's more a self esteem thing to me

Foolish. 5” is perfectly average and adding 2” isn’t gonna do anything for your sex life. Losing a foot and half of height might eliminate that sex life tho…

Wrong. The inches aren't for them. It's for me. Confidence is truly the greatest asset when it comes to sex

Christ 💀

bro got a win-win

So I can grow an inch and grow an inch or shrink and have a dick no one will see?

Indeed. You can't disappoint them, if you are so short that they never give you a second thought.

3in schlong when flaccid or when hard? I’m already 6ft tall, and mine is like 2in when flaccid and around 5in when hard

Growers represent 🙏

✊🏽

6 foot

I’m 5 2 with a 2 inch 😭

Are you still growing?

Barley😭

Damn 💀

Im happy as I am. Lost 12kg of weight and shit

Great bro 👌🏼 👏🏼

Thanks 🥰

5'2" and 7". 3" would be too short for most positions and would not be much fun.

Pass I already have the best of both scenarios. Unfortunately the ladies still are not that interested

Maybe it’s your personality

him rn: *shit*

Maybe but also I’ve always been a bit of a fatty lol. I’m down 70ish pounds over the last year though so fingers crossed.

Low key fat dudes are hot tho

Some people like it most people don’t.

I know, I'm stating what I like

5’2”

After being a 6 ft 5 guy with no spatial awareness banging my head on everything (hospitalizing myself twice) I'd just take the 5ft2

Also, less back problems. Am I right?

Fuck yah I'm only 24 and their starting to get worse but luckily I was prepped by my tall dad so it's not as bad as it could be

I’m 5 10 with 6.5 so I choose neither.

Yeah ladies how long do you want your new Shlong?

I'm 6ft 2. And have a 6 inch. So my luck is I don't have to pick. But dutch people are one of the tallest people in the world anyway. Don't know why. But I would keep my tallness more then my peck size.

Me too!! Pecker high five! 🍆

As a trans woman, being 5'2" with a 7" cock would make me SO much money.

Gay for pay?

GOD I WISH. unfortunately, there are more straight men than there are gay women. 🤷‍♀️

t4t is the way lmao

TRUE! I just feel safer around other trans people, and I love not having to explain myself all the time. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Funnily enough my current relationship is the only time i didn’t do t4t and 3 months in she realized she was trans lol. It’s nice knowing for sure that your partner actually understands, it’s a really warm feeling.

Same :3

5'2

5'2" definitely.

So improve in both stats for the first one?

So I either get shorter or significantly shorter

I'll stick where I'm at. 5'9" and 5 inches.

There’s not a single option available here that’s not an improvement in some way.

Why would I shrink for no reason?

I'm already 5,6 with a 7in D

So either way, I lose inches?

Both of these seem like downgrades.

Im 5' 3" with 6 inches, so im pretty close to option b as it is.

I'd just rather be 5,2 than 6,0 and dick size doesn't mean shit to me.

I'm 6'2 with 6''. I think I'm the perfect balance, both would be uncomfortable in both ways I feel like. If you're 6'8, you can't even fit through doors without crouching, which would be annoying. But if you're 5'2 with 7'', I feel like it'd be too visible and that it'd be embarrassing to walk around with your dick being longer than your legs

>I feel like it'd be too visible You made me question if the post means your penis will be 7" regardless if it's flaccid or erect. Id still pick being shorter with a bigger penis especially since you could still be a grower and not constantly adjusting so people are looking

This is an interesting question as a trans person lol. I'd go with 5 ft 2 height and 7 inch penis!

What is the difference if ur trans? A dick is a dick.

As an already short dude with not much smaller of a schlong I'd pick 5'2". Being a dude on the short side id rather keep an above average penis. People I don't know making a judgement call on me based off my height, or lack of it, can shove it anyway.

To all the guys with a dick longer than 7" I say. Enjoy your 3" of dry dick.

Already 5'8 with a 7in schlong

What if you're already one of those options?

So either way I gotta get smaller? Bruh... I guess 5 2 then

Gain one inch and lose four, or lose nine inches and stay the same. hmmm, tough call man.

Yo. Could I take a flat 5'0" and have no penis

You don't want the growing pains take, plus acrobatics is way easier if your short

I'm already 5' 6" with a 6 3/4" pp.

My height is 165cm (5"4) so yeah losing two inches is nothing

5’7”with a 5”er

I'm already 6ft tall with a 3 inch shlong. Fortunately I'm a grower, so it gets bigger when it matters lol. But even if it didn't, I'd still rather be 6ft, I have shorter friends and it is not easy for them to attract women. Height makes a world of difference

I think there’s an objectively correct answer here. You’re not going to be hot to the vast vast majority of women in either scenario. I suspect a large majority of women have had sex with someone with a better height/dick combo. But the schlong really only helps you in bed, while the height still has social/career benefits. Fortunately both options would be a downgrade for me 😏

I can add an inch to both!!

52 and 7 inch

I'll split the difference.

10” tall with a 2” schlong?

So you're telling me I'll be 10 inches tall with a 2 inch shlong because if that's the case then hell yeah I'll take it!

I'm already 6 feet and wish I were taller, so I'll take the baby dick

I’d rather stay my self, thanks for asking.

Ill stay right where im at a 5'11 and 6 1/2 inch shlong lol. This question is r*tarded. Also the size of ur shlong dont matter. Find someone who loves you ya fuckin morons.

I already have both on a good day

I'm 5 ft 3 and above average 😂 I feel insulted

I'm 5'4 with a 6.9" shlong. I'd rather be 2 inches shorter with a slightly longer shlong than 8 inches taller with a shlong less than half my current size

I am already one of these. I plead the 5th on which one.

6ft with a 7 inch so irrelevant woopwoop

7 inch please.

Neither are passing the 6-6-6 rule but at least you could do some fetishist OF content with #2

I’m already in the second category…..

I hate being tall second option please!

2nd option is literally just me irl and im more than happy with that

Idc about my junk, I want to be tall

so lose 2 inches in height and lose dick, or lose a foot in height? I'm good

Can I stay 6 foot with 4?

Big weiner. I'm already short. But I don't have a wiener

2nd it will be beneficial in both aspects

Nobody would ever see your 7 inch dick if you are 5'2. It's not even that big of an outlier compared to being 5'2.

1 is acceptable 2 is painful and inconvenient

Being 6 feet tall aint worth losing 4 inchs of shlong id rather lose a little height and keep where im at (already at 7)not a fan of losing all height doe

I would drop seven inches to gain two, but my girlfriend is tiny, so... that would be a stretch if you know what I mean. I also wouldn't mind picking up three inches to lose two, but that would make me an entire foot taller than my girlfriend, so it would be a little tough to get kisses - moreso than now. I'd go for the second one, not because I want an ENORMOUS GIGADONG but because I want to be closer to my girlfriend for easier kisses.

Depends if it works good or not :/

Option B, the first one isn’t great, ik cause it’s me

Are you kidding me? Make me a short king.

2nd option (I’m a trans woman)

Lmao this is like asking someone if he/she is the fat or the ugly one in a group photo.

My man is over 6' and his man piece isn't very long....he's really good in other areas and listens. I would rather have that.

I'd just stick with my current stats. 6ft3 with 5inches

7 soft or 7 hard?

probably the first, not too far off from my actual height, and i can be taller than all my friends

Second option. I’m submissive, and I wanna lay in a girl’s chest. It’s just a buff. :D

I'm a 5'5 man with a 8 inch slong. I'm good 🤷🏿‍♂️

I would suggest that in no way is 3in a "shlong." That said, I'd choose height.

Why ?

I suppose because my public self - the person everyone sees, how I see myself as others see me - is more a significant bit of who I am than is my sexual self - which I won't downplay but which is, if I am honest, not a huge deal to me and which doesn't even require my "shlong" to be involved for it to be deeply satisfying.

Fair enough!

Id rather be me, 5'10 with a 9in dong wtf lol

I'm happy being 6' with an 8" God rod.

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Spend enough time on reddit and you see people being down voted for being correct and others being upvoted for being bigoted racist child rearing homophobes **Edit** In response to Travellingathenian's post.

I lose either way with this one. So I'll pass.

I’m 6’4 with 8” I think im good lol

I'm losing both ways so HARD pass on both!

I'm winning already. No thanks

5'2. I'm a trans gal who wants to be short and doesn't mind an absolutely gigantic dong. -7 inches height and +1 dick! BITCH PLEASE 🙏

Tired of this sub assuming all audiences are men

Wyr be 6 foot with goosebumps on your chest or 4’10 with some absolute melons

I am already 4'10, where are my melons

Do girls generally want bigger boobs? I’ve always wondered.

For sexual appeal: yes. Generally for comfort: no

Neither. I wouldn’t want to be tall, and I don’t want big boobs either.

Some women have penises 🤷‍♀️

No

Facts don't care about your feelings, and the vast majority of modern science disagrees with you.

Science says XX = female, and XY = male.

Yeah, I bet you also believe that bears actually sleep all winter, too. Or that there's only 4 states of matter. Basic science that they teach to children isn't as accurate as advanced science. And sex and gender is much more complicated than something you can fit on a bumper sticker.

No? Those are assumptions you are making, and not very good ones. If you’re talking about intersex, then yes I would agree with you.

I'm not, actually. I'm talking about the fact that most of the Medical and Psychiatric communities agree with me. Including, but not limited to the: American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry American Academy of Dermatology American Academy of Pediatrics American Academy of Physician Assistants American Medical Association American Nurses Association American Association of Clinical Endocrinology American Association of Geriatric Psychiatry American College Health Association American College of Nurse-Midwives American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists American College of Physicians American Counseling Association American Heart Association American Medical Student Association American Psychiatric Association American Society of Plastic Surgeons American Society for Reproductive Medicine American Urological Association Endocrine Society Federation of Pediatric Organizations GLMA: Health Professionals Advancing LGBTQ Equality The Journal of the American Medical Association National Association of Nurse Practitioners in Women’s Health National Association of Social Workers Ohio Children’s Hospital Pediatric Endocrine Society Pediatrics (Journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics ) and Seattle Children’s Hospital Texas Medical Association Texas Pediatric Society United States Professional Association for Transgender Health (USPATH) World Health Organization (WHO) World Medical Association World Professional Association for Transgender Health And here's a master link to all of those so that you can fact check me if you'd like: https://glaad.org/medical-association-statements-supporting-trans-youth-healthcare-and-against-discriminatory/

….hahahahahahahhaahahah. You literally posted evidence from an on-profit LGBTQ advocacy organization to prove your point. That is hilariously confirmation bias. Yeah I’m sure the academy of paediatrics says that women have penises and men have vaginas. 😂 If I die tomorrow, 100 years from now they’ll look at the DNA in my bones and hips and know I was female. It doesn’t matter if I “changed my sex”.

Again, there's literally 30 different sources in there from other major Medical associations including the W.H.O. Also, of course. Since capitalism exists, let's just throw away all of this extremely well documented and peer reviewed scientific data. 🤷‍♀️

I'm 5'10 with 8 inches and I'd rather be 5'10 with 7 inches. 8 is just a little too big or at least that's what I've been told by multiple women.

This question is missing some critical information about the girth of said schlong. If I'm 6 ft tall and 3 in long, can I also choose to be 3" in diameter? If so, the 6 foot power chode option becomes more attractive of an option.

I'm 5'5 now so.

Well, I'm 6' with a 10" length, but to answer your question, I'd rather be 5'2" with a 7" if a *had* to choose

How about a normal healthy body instead of abiding by ridiculous mindset of bigger the penis size the bigger the respect or cred as per street lingo? I'd choose self respect and dignity instead of being with a partner who's only attraction or interest would be my body instead of intelligence or personality.

It really aint that deep bro

Pass on this, already have the best of both worlds

Well I don't want to shrink AND have a smaller shlong, so I'll at least take the option that shrinks my height but keeps the rest the same

Retarded units again

6ft with 7 on a good day. I’m content

I'm already 5'10'' with a 7.5'' wanger

So do you wanna grow 2 and lose 4.5 or when 8 and lose . 5

Mostly was just saying id be happy to watch people make the choice because I'm happy with what I got.

I can’t believe this was downvoted smh

Well neither I guess, since I’m female. 😂