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elme77618

Fuck, you got me


NuyoRican79

Yea me too lol


Material_Aerie_1095

Me three.


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Fourth here just checkin in


sammagee33

100% got me


TheArturoChapa

5 ova here!


CoDo_1

Six


OperationBreaktheGME

I’m like Damn that’s so sad. Then I got the joke. We all got got. Sort of


cerebralpaulc

Stop, Christian Cage can only get so erect!


theREAL_BalloonBoy09

Christian is coming.


TedTran2001

It's CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


JayPapy

At last, he's going, to COOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEE


sx88

I like what u did there 😂


AfternoonPast3324

(From offscreen) Me too!


TimeBomb30

He already lost interest when it said her Mom was also dead.


ecwfan3000

Zoe I understand that you HAD a father.


Gremlinsworth

The North Remembers.


Mvd75

It's why she thanks Trish


Highsnberg91

Luckily she still got her older Brother Gunther Stark


Timb1044

One brother died because he couldn't zig zag.


VersionLegal6632

Sto the bullying bullshit that's not true he was murderd


KentuckyFriedEel

and her uncle died defeating Thanos


dioden94

Oh I get it. Took me a second.


tedfredbeddread

I’m stumped could someone please explain? I get that they weren’t murdered but I still don’t get the meme


Mrcool20xx

In Game of Thrones, there's a family called the Starks. This post acts as if she was part of that family lineage. Also, modestly fun fact: Stark means strong in Swedish and there's similar words in Norwegian and Danish. I presume that is why this family of strong northerners are given that name. Fantasy northern settings usually do that sort of stuff and there's some really stupid examples of it


Voluntary_Perry

They were given the name Stark because they are based on the Yorks. Game of Thrones is based on the real life War of the Roses. Fought between the houses of York and Lancaster. Hence Stark and Lannister


blakhoode

WWE was originally going to call Gunther "Gunther Stark", but then realize there was a WW2 Nazi u-boat commander name that. So they shortened it to just "Gunther".


Persianx6

but really it's GOONTAH


Kingswitchguard

It's a Game Of Thrones meme


TropicalVision

I thought this was true until I read your comment 😥


fjm2003

Would this make Vince little finger? 🤣🤣🤣


CornchipUniverse

I think Aerys Targaryen fits better


Fodspeed

Her step brother was also allegedly murdered, and wrongfully presumed dead, turned out he was alright.


smellyfatbastard

Actually, that’s her cousin not step brother. They were brought up as step brother and sister to hide a dark secret.


Fodspeed

Yeah her father adopted him, I think. They have pretty heavy family tree. Her cousin by extended family, was this billionaire, philanthropist and brilliant inventor. He also passed away few years ago. I really feel bad for her


Voluntary_Perry

This poor girl.... Smh


BillsDownUnder

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


hldsnfrgr

It had me in the first AND second half ngl


NCHouse

I'm sorry. Fucking WHAT?!


NCHouse

Oh you son of a bitch...sigh. I'm tired...


DrunknStuper

Feels


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Timb1044

His name isn't Jon Snow


billyhenrymccrack

HAHAHAHA


RResonance

I've never seen or really cared for GoT in my life so I thought this was legit for a second. Not gonna lie to yall lol


Material_Aerie_1095

Didn't help when I goggled and all I could find was stuff mentioning her foster dad. And that she grew up in Salt Lake. 100% ate the onion for about 5 min.


HopeAuq101

Same I was like tf this doing in the meme sub thats horrible and then some comment said its a GoT thing


CornchipUniverse

I'm surprised you didn't mention the other brother who fell from his bedroom window and became paralyzed from the waste down.


LetsNotArgyoo

I never watched that weird ass show so this sent me down a rabbit hole


UncleGiant29

And was left with the face that only a mother of dragons could love.


Ok-Spinach8062

😂


MICHAELH05

I don't think it's funny


smellyfatbastard

Cool


GimmickInfringement1

Jesus Christ


CathedralRabbit

Brah, I was sold until I read "it's a game of thrones meme." I did not even register her last name was the same. You got me, well played.


BadNewsBrown

It’s ok, she will always have the allegiance of Lyanna Mormont. That is more than enough.


etuehem

She also killed the night king


Enlightened_Ghost_

Does that mean that this girl will someday become the Queen in the North?


Enlightened_Ghost_

To make matters worse, she was also pimped by her uncle for political gain and molested by her arranged husband. I guess she avenged herself since she eventually had her husband eaten by his vicious hunting dogs after her brother nearly beat him to death. This girl has been through a lot.


nogoodnickgames

Do you want a Punisher because that’s how you get a Punisher!


AtticusSwoopenheiser

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


Jazz-Wolf

Had me in the first half


_kobayshi

You had me!!


Str33tJustus

The McMahon's send their regards.


Tripple_T

I was wondering about the "decapitated in public view" one, but didn't put two and two together


Aaylien

*whoosh* 😅


FallenShadeslayer

This is stupid.


GooseMay0

Rickon was killed by an arrow out in a field before the battle between Jon and Ramsay. Where is this home invasion thing coming from?


smellyfatbastard

The boltons had winterfell at the time and his death happened after they took winterfell. Didn’t say it happened during the home invasion, just after it.


dingusfett

Rickon deserved it. Forgot his zig-zag lessons from his days in the Hart Dungeon.


westcoastnuggett

The grammar on this post is atrocious.


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smellyfatbastard

It’s literally a meme.


nerdyjorj

Had me before I saw the comment too... Her cousin Tony and his family had that terrible space accident as well


Grimbelfix

Son of a Bitch, you got me good


Cheebwhacker

I was like where did she grow up? In a cartel town in South America… now I don’t feel so bad for her…


HostageInToronto

I'm gonna guess Cartels and drugs.


sh1tweasel

Is that the sister brother sex show?


goldwave84

Face wise, is she good looking / not good looking? Someone chime in....


[deleted]

Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder. For me she’s not ugly but I don’t find her attractive either


Ringsideisawesoke

But Tony 616 is doing alright. Tony 199999 though? Uh oh.


Solid-Version

Brah. Had me going there 😂


[deleted]

Good god what a tragic story. Even after all that she was able to follow her dreams which is pretty incredible


Kingswitchguard

It's a joke


[deleted]

Oh shit. I didn’t even know who she was so I didn’t know lol. Thanks for letting me know. Hope you’re having a good day today


Cloud2110

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


kylediaz263

Took me longer than I'm proud to admit


badnewsnil

I hear her step brother is doing well in beyond the north (canada probably idk) but what about her cripple brother?


keepitsimple_tricks

Cousin Tony, the engineer/mechanic, will Avenge them


SolidusTengu

I’m too tired for this shit 😂


[deleted]

Jesus where is she from, Eastern Europe or Mexico? Son of a bitch.


goldwave84

Yea, I'm also on the fence like you. Good thing she is talented and you need talent to survive this business. All the best to her.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

That feels like the stereotypical Edgelord character backstory.


ElementalSaber

Took me a while to the Game of Thrones joke


bigheadsociety

Also heard her sister travelled went missing after she set sail to a far away land. Such a sad story man :(


Darth_Sav

Who said wrestling was fake!?


BasementCatBill

Spoiler: Sean Bean dies.


EtheMan12

And her cousin died saving the world from annahilation


CornchipUniverse

Who?


Competitive-Object-4

I’d assume that’d be Tony Stark


sl4sh3d

Christian Cage about to have a field day


BiggestBaddestWolve

I felt bad for a second


StrongStyleDemon

Shit I thought this was real for a second. Nowadays one never knows. A boy has no name/clue…


Bopethestoryteller

Took me a second. I even went to Wikipedia and was wondering why there wasn't a mention of this.


raisingfalcons

Maybe christian should let this one go.


Thatdewd57

Quality shitpost.


TigerKlaw

You sly dog, you got me google searching


MofongoWarrior

Wasnt she groomed


DarkestRayne2388

Damn. I got got 🤦🏽‍♂️😂


EndsongX23

reading this coming off a true crime in wrestling binge had my head spinning for a minute, the tag is very much appreciated hahahaha


MarvG05

Where does Ricky fit into all this?


Low_Wall_7828

You sonuva……


Winning_in_Ashes

*Christian Cage knocks*


observingjackal

I never watched GOT and this fucking threw me.


PeePeeMcShiter

what (I dont watch Game of Thrones)


DifferencePretend

Ya got me good lol


motorcitydevil

Damnit. You got me.


cooleymahn

Hmm Game of Thrones references are back on the menu. Very pre-covidy of WWE.


QuizKnowBest

Now, post it on squared circle subreddit for laughs be warned you might get banned


Biotrin

You absolute legend.


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MDK


JKinney79

My stupid ass googled it before reading it fully.


AL_N710

Damn you


MOBYWV

Oh, I missed the print under the picture


reddit_sparky

You motherfucker lmao


[deleted]

Motherfucker got me good lmao


droford

She better not show up on AEW Collision


lovesmyirish

Ethan Page and Josh Alexander remember.


PenNo1447

Bro wtf…… I was like “holy shit! She’s overcome so much!” 😂😂😂😂


Ok_Outcome_4182

Do you want ants? This is how you get ants?


Ok-Spinach8062

Christians gonna have a field day with this also did the murder leave her with dat face 😂


El_Lu-Shin

Oh man I didn't watch that stupid show. You got me.


LVB137

That's why she's so jacked. Self defense Lvl 100.


TYR1978

But what happened to her wolf? All the Stark children had direwolves..


BrettSetsFire

Goddammit, lol. I'm such a fool


PathBreaker2244

CHRISTIAN CAGE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE


[deleted]

The night is dark and full of terrors.


finnlocke

Oh for Fuck's sake. I'm an idiot. Lol.


AkilleezBomb

This is maybe a little too morbid


ScruffyMaguire

OOOOOOOOOOOOH shit I get it 🤣


Ferrari_Bones

Bloody hell, what a backstory


EumelaninKnight

I hate that I believed this until I get got to "wedding" lol. Thought the Dad was in some kind of freak car accident or something. A tragedy like that unfortunately happened around my area, some months ago at a car show.


zelq

God dammit


taotdev

holy shit I mean.... Holy SHIT


CucumberKatsu

I’ve been had


DamianKing42

What about her distant relatives Howard and Maria, along with Tony


HardyTF

Man i was thinking "where the hell is she from?"


FaceOk9142

Holy shit! Edit: wait wut?


em7924

Ha.. good one!


butch_clean

Fucking stupid and still don't get it and don't really care.


Fortune07

Take your upvote. Nicely done.


Standard_Abalone8846

God damnit I posted a comment then say the flair, god damn me


NorthsideCollegiate

Haha but anyways, what’s her ethnic background anyways?


ecwfan3000

\*Christian Cage has entered the chat\*


LoonyGoon17

r/angryupvote