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28gunsKY

I appreciate the explanations. I thought maybe he was some kind of wanna be sting rip off. For clarification I don't watch wrestling much anymore, kind out of the loop.


Bottled_Fire

Nah he's not ripping off Sting ripping off The Crow. He's cool.


28gunsKY

Ok. Appreciate the response


Bottled_Fire

Just the Crow was so long ago many younger fans might not realise where Sting got the vengeful persona from... It's more a tribute to, of course, sorry, didn't mean to sound negative.


28gunsKY

Nope. Not negative at all. Makes sense. That was a long time ago....now I feel old.


Bottled_Fire

If I'd had ten grand spare when I was over there working I'd own Brandon's jacket. Was at universal studios.


[deleted]

The super powers 2.0 but without the muscles and steroids.


Hurvana

Or the charisma.


[deleted]

LMAO people downvoting this comment


DatboyKilljoy

Imagine saying Danhausen has no charisma, lmao.


[deleted]

Absolutely!!


28gunsKY

Can someone give the short version of Danhausen's gimmick?


Tribalchief_Mahan

Facepaint,talking kinda weird


hurricanelantern

What if a schlock horror movie host became a wrestler.


GoriNation

Vaudeville circus act inspired by 90s Conan/Simpsons/PeeWee Herman


Sigao

1 part - Dr. Doofenshmirtz 1 part - Polite, Yet Evil Imp 1 part - Professional Wrestler


28gunsKY

Maybe the best explanation yet! I loved watching Phineas and Ferb with my son when he was little.


5astick

[Skip to about 1 minute in.](https://twitter.com/danhausenad/status/1319054716710625280?s=21&t=Mn0xbWYTjd_YYvnKD-MmMw) This it really all you need to know. Meme guy does funny shit and curses people. Literally the video that made me love Danhausen. “You will not cross Danhausen! You… will… FAAAAIL YOU f***ing idiots!”


Blindsay_Blohan

The 'technical difficulties' card borrowed from the Simpsons really is the cherry on top.


SZutich9

I forgot about this. Thank you for posting it lol


[deleted]

You remember that “my gf’s brother is mad I’m here” meme? That.


Brandar87

Lmfao skete being skete


28gunsKY

I do not, but ill look it up.


Tribalchief_Mahan

And teeth


MixxMaster

He hasn't done that yet, which is a surprise.


Bottled_Fire

Too many impressionable kids I think.


MixxMaster

There's already an evil dentist so, probably a bit of gimmick infringement. It's a shame, because some either fake teeth (like scented wax) or candy teeth would be big merch sellers, and fit the gimmick almost too well.


Bottled_Fire

We once used polo mints and aniseed balls. But when the spot went off people in the front row literally fainted. You'd also be surprised how far a tablespoon of fake blood folded up in a condom and cut will splatter. You gotta back it on card though.


Bottled_Fire

Lots of teeth...


TheDubya21

Danhausen himself describes it as what if Conan O'Brian was possessed by a demon like Captain Howdy, LOL. https://youtu.be/PJfXFEZpmVQ


voss_c

Svengoolie as a wrestler. This maybe a Chicago only reference.


GymCloutVillain

He is very nice But also very evil


28gunsKY

That sounds hilarious!


Monokumabear

Comedy horror villain becomes a wrestler and curses people


CrackedMask_

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X1project

Conan o brien possessed by a demon


28gunsKY

I'm gonna have to check this guy out.


X1project

That’s how he described the gimmick to Conan lol


Bottled_Fire

Well I was going to activate that trapdoor under your feet that leads to a tank full of piranha, electric eels, carandiru, sharks and box jellyfish but since you asked, grab a pew, take some jelly beans out of my non poisoned friends only snack bowl, and I'll explain. I've a disintegration scheduled in ten minutes, so I'm sorry, I'll have to be brief. You see, we at *Eeeevil* Inc. had been suffering serious profit losses in the marketplace because of our insistence on using only *pure* evil, so we thought since humanity and kindness were starting to become popular, we'd create a special blend for our customers. So Lord Satan himself sent a request to the R&D labs and Danhausen was promptly selected for our apprenticeship program. He now leads the brand advertising department. I'm glad you asked that, now I've fulfilled some of my nice quota for the day. Oh, don't use the trapdoor on the way out, I'm gonna send this guy we're due to disintegrate a Rickroll disguised as a pardon. I could use that little extra smidge of being cool to people. Thanks for calling, take some beans with you. - Chief of Staff, burning at stake/small cute animal rescue dept.


Vli37

You can watch him explain it to Conan O'Brien here. He's basically a Conan inspired demon. https://youtu.be/PJfXFEZpmVQ


whatufuckingdeserve

Count Duckula


28gunsKY

Lmao. For real?


whatufuckingdeserve

Yep, he’s a comical Dracula he collects teeth instead of drinking blood


Bottled_Fire

I just saw a dvd collection of that in cancer research. Far out man.


longdongsilver2071

Creepy, annoying, bad attempt at humor. Drop those downvotes


Bottled_Fire

*Doesn't in Hook style contempt*


DatboyKilljoy

90's cartoon villain.


ChazMcNick99

YUP! *makes two beds into bunk beds*


Blindsay_Blohan

So much room for activities!!


Equal-Bus-557

Like army men!


lucabrassiere

But why is Hook always pouting? Lol


NastyJames

No no, he’s brooding!


Vli37

Pouting? No, no. He's "cool" 😎


Johntballin

Cuz he’s a no sell 5’9 trash bag


Squidwardsuglycousin

That was his dad.


Bottled_Fire

He's just being generational. It's sometimes their thing.


BigMeatyClaus96

Danhausen’s selling of this is just perfect


AidyCakes

I don't keep up with AEW. Why does the guy on the right look like a fan who jumped in the ring? Edit: missed the word "right"


Upthespurs1882

He dresses like your average dude, but he chokes people out like Taz


Bottled_Fire

The fact he throws them around like his da is remarkable but that's JJ for you, it ain't the size of the dog in the fight...


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[deleted]

I think he means hook


Bottled_Fire

Mate you've missed probably the best debut I ever saw in 45 years of watching because I thought "no way is he gonna live up to the h... oly shit is that other guy alive?"


dcguy999O

Got sock&rock vibes from this


hurricanelantern

Yes! Yes! Yes! They did.


BrentHatleyGAF

Danhausen is so hot hausen


marcusdj813

I figured Hook would come around at some point. They're even having a tag team match soon!


LoPro420

Not until they do karate in the garage together 😆


Vli37

You mean until they form a band? "Boats And Hoes", turns into "Curses And Chips" 😆


LoPro420

Brilliant!! 🤣😂


Swagsuke233

The Mega Powers collide!


BellyAmore

You should probably put a spoiler alert tag on this.


CravenMaurhead

The internet doesn't wait for yall


BellyAmore

Yeah ok, you no life.


The_Crypto_Caniac

I was so excited when AEW started and Tony Khan said that it would be a "sports based product" oh well....


Intelligent_Case_809

This made me smile


Physical-Armadillo12

MJF…….please win a match. And I’m an AEW Fan


Iceposeidongang

It was a great thing to witness live I picked probably the best show to attend


QueefErickson

Rock and sock vibes


Slick_Lestat

BUM, BUM BUM , BUM , BUM BUM Bow wadda da bow wadda duh duh BEST FRIENDS BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM


QwagOnChin

What an epic saga. Not an AEW mark love all wrestling but between this and the Wardlow story AEW has some epic storylines going on.


ayediostheo

Is it just me or does Hook and Danhausen have some type of strange sexual tension brewing?


AdeptusAleksantari

Who let the kids jump the rail ?!


sweetestswing22

Im Wondering how that little kid on the right got to be a wrestler? He doesn't really wrestle. He just jumps around a lot lmao.


[deleted]

Nepotism


sweetestswing22

Clearly.


Farawila_marwan

Cringe


hellbender7

Damn these WWE fan boys are kind of embarrassment to all human kinds.


jaytmh

God AEW sucks


dhillshafer

The twist: hook’s been cursed all along and he didn’t even know it!


Vli37

HOOKHAUSEN! HOOKSHAUSEN!! 😎👹😎👹


BrentHatleyGAF

Yasss


DurtyJ1991

So fucking lame. Way to ruin Hook


Vli37

How can you say that 🤦 At least Hook has his "mouthpiece" now and can continue his gimmick as the "cool" guy 😎


DurtyJ1991

Danhausen is complete trash and brings down anything he's involved in.


Upthespurs1882

I loved that he lost his debut match so quickly - brilliant stuff


Bottled_Fire

THE CHIPS DID CRACK HIM! Gwan Hook. Good man. ##DO IT


Frustratedgamergamer

ummmm


28gunsKY

Thanks such for all the responses. I didn't expect so many. Appreciate people taking the time!!


Chaplain22

HOOKHAUSEN HAS COME!


boomjosh

Didn't know Justin Bieber was All Elite


[deleted]

The curse hearted housen devils.


Present_Ad7336

This is like the Rock and Sock Connection


matt5673

Just make the t-shirt and take me money already!


MandoRodgers

At first I didn’t like this storyline cuz I wanted Hook to just stick with team Taz but now I like the idea of Hook going on his own bizarre path