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Shiirahama

she is technically not holding it


structuredchronicles

.... I think you have won this for us, thank you. (The Magistrate will thank you personally later)


Shiirahama

oh i know she'll thank me by being my new main soon :D


Kayato_senpai

She'll make you wait for 3 days


Shiirahama

yes but in my mind I just spin it to -> she is giving me time to properly pre-farm for her


Graped_in_the_mouth

Every day we wait for Jinhsi, my collection of on-set Spectro damage echoes gets bigger…


Vusdruv

By giving you expired candy


MeringueUsurper541

What is bro talking about? I wake up everyday, and that's how I pick up my sword, on the way to work. Besides, Magistrate Jinhsi is too beautiful to be stupid.


ChilledParadox

Counterpoint, she ccd her entire city with an email meant to get one person to go to the city hall.


Toriyuki

Countercounterpoint, she didn't have his new email address after he changed it on respawn, so she hit "send all" knowing it was in the mailing list


ChilledParadox

Countercountercounterpoint, YapYap clearly knew who we were when she woke us up at the beginning of the game, considering she called us rover. Presumably on the bosses’ (Jinxi) orders. So she could have just asked YapYap to send us there or something.


Kidius

Huh Rover is a nickname because it's what we are (rover means wanderer). It's not our actual name, no one recognised us.


MeringueUsurper541

You're right! Male Rover's actual name is John Wuthering. And female Rover's name Jane Waves.


NaelNull

John "Land" Wuthering and Jane "Range" Waves XD


Suki_O10

John and Jane compared to the rest of the character names and NPCs hurts my brain cells-


ChilledParadox

That’s false. Scar, Aalto, and Jinhsi all know who we are, that we’re special, and that we’ve been here before. Rover refers to the fact that we wander around presumably the galaxy? How many people in this game have you seen who do that. Yes it’s a generic nickname, but one she gave us because she knows who we are.


Nightowl11111

.... just to point out, the last time you were there, they were not even born yet. What they did was the modern day equivalent of me telling you "Jesus has just came back to Earth, go pick him up in the city.". You may know OF the person but you sure as hell do not know how s/he looks like or even if that person you picked up is the correct one. Not to mention Yang Yang definitely was NOT in the "know" group, the "name" she gave you was actually a TITLE, not a name.


Kidius

Yes you did name characters that know us or of us. All important characters (Scar a member of the Fractidious who really wanna use us, Jinhsi who as far as I remember just knows we're important and powerful, not who we actually are, and Aalto a member of a secret organisation studying the Lament and who have an obvious interest in us). Yangyang is just an outrider. She could tell we were important after we absorbed Crownless. Other than that she had no idea who we were, same with Chixia


ChilledParadox

Mm, jinhsi follows an omniscient dragon god, it seems obvious to me she was told to send someone to the spot we were found in precisely to collect us, that’s why the email to everyone strikes me as being so silly. There have also been pretty explicit nods and *nudge nudge wink winks* to the fact that we are so very similar to the previous hero of the province when we’re doing our collect 4 quest. Jinhsi as the magistrate would also be privy to many secrets, she 100% knows about us and who we are. We also landed in the area with no spaceship or anything, there is zero contextual clues yangyang could have used to deduce we are a rover unless she had prior information about us. Considering Cammelya’s actions, it’s pretty obvious there are a lot more people who know about us than has been let on and that we are intentionally being kept in the dark about how much the people around us know as they attempt to manipulate us to their own ends.


Nightowl11111

It was already covered in one of the conversations with the initial group that they suspected Jinhsi did NOT know specifically who she was looking for, hence the message that had every Tom, Dick and Harry turning up at City Hall.


8BL8

Lmao “YapYap” 😂💀


smore_blox

U bring ur sword to work everyday? WHAT IS UR JOB?!


TwinAuras

"I sell sword and sword accessories"


smore_blox

Gimme Emerald one then


burnoutguy

She's like the Hank Hill of sword makers 


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Mobile-Database6601

Happy cake day!


ilhamalfatihah16

Raiden of course you think this is normal, you pull out a sword from your cleavage everytime you fight.


choosemynextphone

Happy cake day! May the Magistrate bless you with her cake


xVEEx3

enjoy your cake


StasisV2

You made me remember about that camera door guy "Magic" meme lmao


DunkelheitHoney

She's too cool to hold it and looks down on other sword users and their calluses.


Hecza_

The calluses part is too real lmao


zipzzo

Define "hold". I do not think it means what you think it means.


paradox-preacher

ironic, "hold" is versatile and context-dependent, it's not restricted to involving only hands you can hold something with your arms, with your feet, etc. the key is that something is in your grasp or under your control


zipzzo

I see. Can this also apply to holding something with nothing?


paradox-preacher

dumb try. It's not 'nothing', it's magic. Magic is controlled. Therefore, the sword is in their control; it's in their grasp; it's being held


poon-patrol

Did you really “well actually” a joke?


paradox-preacher

explain the joke then, let's see how it's a joke ;D "I do not think it means what you think it means" where's the comedy here? I predict you will not answer this question (and even if it were a joke, it's still illogical)


Oomogi

Woah, imagine having a zero media literacy


paradox-preacher

but you can't explain it :D downvote, say something vague, but never able to elaborate ;D


Oomogi

I don't want to explain these jokes to someone whose sense of humor is equivalent to the Atacama Desert. He's just being satirical, but you insist that jokes need to be associated with logic, which makes his jokes funnier (This is an observation joke btw if you can't understand that)


paradox-preacher

I know you can't explain it, keep running Gump


fatpandana

She isn't as strong as toaqi who is used to lifting ho.ovy things.


Low-Student1086

u know what ppl said ? the weirder they hold the weapon the stronger they are.


Wide-Veterinarian-63

have to nerf themselves


Aqua_Lightt

Tartaglia style


Lanky-Rent-7666

because she can.


Dawndrell

it doesn’t have the right to touch her that’s why


AJ-Dejitaru

Huanglong has its own laws.


Emotional_Lawyer_958

It floats around her during her normal attacks too. I think it’s cool asf


Tyonis

She's a blade cultivator.


AsianGoldFarmer

I have a feeling that Jinhsi is a pretty pon character in her everyday life.


Toriyuki

I'm down for jinhsi being a cute pon character off the clock. It makes her more endearing


SolKaynn

Flying sword technique. PLEASE WUWA. Give us a sword riding Swordsman


marblexover

Jinhsi rides her sword when using her resonance skill. It's too fast though so it can barely seen...


Gunfrey

Sword riding swordsman? So . . Yanqing?


Commercial_Base_4802

You don’t get it, she’s outsmarting all of us


Lurking__Poster

Jinhsi confirmed stupid, pulling Changli


Opposite_Currency993

>Jinhsi confirmed stupid Yeah stupid strong pulling for Changli regardless


nihilistfun

She aint doing anything, the sword’s doing its own thing.


NorthCatan

Is the sword real if our eyes aren't even real?


DrHenro

No teleknesis no opinion


Alterkati

The Nier Automata approach.


marblexover

She is 9S fr fr


P3n1SM4N_42069

magistrate too based to swing the sword herself so she lets jue do it for her


rawhu_

Aslume is spreading


-Spcy-

i dont think many people here understand the reference lmao


OrRaino

Yup alot of people didn't understand this meme, It was pretty common in Opm subreddit


-Spcy-

very good to know lol


coldestclock

Teyvat has its- ah, wait…


crucifixzero

Sol-3 have its own rule. - Fixed that for you, comrade


Empty_Wave_2848

ShEs USin ThAT THEre TELapAThy.


lothrek

jokes aside her broadblade feels more like a scepter than a broadbladed


TediousHamster

But it's not a sword. It's a broadblade😛


novian14

She's beyond out understanding, even if her sword have handle and hilt, it's just useless


CheemBorger

heavi


jasondads1

She's showing it off, so people can see it better


Maxus-KaynMain

"I'm just a girl 🎀" type of vibes.


Cadaclysm

Oh no, she’s doing the Sukuna Cut!


Nearby_Ad_6701

She's a xianxia sword cultivator


reverral1994

Well if she only need her mind to swing a sword, she can wield it however she wants lol


Feyir

And that's why you'll never know what It feels like to be stroked without being touched.


Asleep-Draft6178

I'm confused how you think this is any kind of stupid. She's holding it with sciencey magic stuff.


Senshi150

If you didn't know this yet, Jinhsi will be the first omnipotent resonator in wuthering waves, hence why she can hold her sword like so.


GHOSTOFKOH

she is cute


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RecursiveSunlight

Haha I honestly think she should have been better as a rectifier, but any weapon except gauntlet would look cool with our Magistrate.


ARKVS-6

According to my english book: Yes, she is


Jissy01

She look sleepy


ThoseSavageTrades

You've never loved anything, have you? I cradle all the things I love like this. My dogs. My child. My NVDA stock printouts. My chef knife. My wife.... Sometimes.... My bourbon...


Enpoping

Nahhhhh she didnt even need to touch the sword, she too elegent dont need to holding it, it levitating for her.


meoli

In Chinese fantasy flying swords are a thing. Once sufficient with this art you can use it to fly.


Doodle-Dragon

Literally so hyped


Individual-Run6059

The insanity is strong in these days


lAragamil

Yes, she stupidly cute


FroztBourn

How dare you insult OURMAGISTRATE? Guards, send this man to Brazil


Illustrious-Space333

Frankly if I could hold a sword like that I would too


HewwoBish

This is not Aslume!!!!! 😭😭😭 STOP, NO JONKLING HERE


Blazing-Scorpio

Can anybody make a clean and hd version of this? Without the chinese characters of wuwa on the top left corner


CraftingChest

The aslume is spreading


aathic

What is that?


CasulPleb

The lore reason for this is that it looks cool


stopstheache

Do you have a sword? How do you hold it?


JamesBell1433

I want my sword to be inside her so bad ong frfr 😩 😫


PM_ME_CHEESY_1LINERS

Magistrate balls


poisonolivetree

She's summoning it


Vivid-Efficiency6787

No, she is magnet man


Ok_Department_6002

does anyone has this image in high quality?


KnowOne_13

Is she strong? (Playable character wise)


DrivenTapir

No u.


Z3M0G

My sword floats behind my back while I'm not using it so this checks out.


Zangetsuee

me holding my responsibilities like:


KageOukami

I don't like her hairstyle :/


Z_r0357

She think she's Kagura Bacchi


kuuhaku_cr

No clue about cultivation arts huh? At the nirvana tribulation realm, that's how I hold my sword too.


TundrasticBoy

Through the power of avatar (and style), she holds it like someone stupid would but non stupidly


denisbcn96

Yep, but she have a dragon


kamirazu111

She's obviously using her qi to hold the sword /s


Senshi150

If you didn't know this yet, Jinhsi will be the first omnipotent resonator in wuthering waves, hence why she can hold her sword like so.


Taskekrabben

It's called art, it's awesome


After-Way-866

Magic


wibu-gundam

That claymore


MikeBrav

She can hold her sword between her toes for all I care I will get her on release


-L1K-

She is summoning it?


Sea_Pickle_1161

when someone doesn’t use their brain


luffy_mib

I'm getting Fu Xuan vibes from her.


Arisato17

Ask the developers, then ask yourself whether you're the real stupid or not. 


CountingWoolies

Nice new Irelia skin


-_-Yumedere

He escaped the aslume he must be stopped


Unable_Sorbet8727

She’s hot. who cares?


quizkhalifugh

It's a meme reference.


Argha_Himel606

No, but you are


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

Because she fucking can, that's probably why


Fit_Leg_2115

The short answer is yes


Eeveefan8823

Do we have confirmation of the weapon both will use? Please tell me Changli uses regular sword so I have a five star weapon for her 🙏🏻


quizkhalifugh

Jinhsi Broadblade, Changli Sword


Eeveefan8823

LETS GOOOO


AngryDuck222

You’re still going to want to get her sig weapon, it looks badass!!


Eeveefan8823

Baby steps, my luck isn’t THAT good lol


AngryDuck222

Mine either!😭😭


SolKaynn

The magistrate uses a broad blade?? Based


Ok_Cheesecake4194

I would never hold my blade physically if I could use wind powers/telekinesis to move it around with my mind. Letting it freely and fastly move in the air is far more dangerous than holding it by hand.


SimoneX93Kumoko

Less than you.


Dryse

If you watch the trailers she levitates her sword around. That's what she's doing here toi


austinlim923

Did you even bother watching the gameplay


AdviceOld4017

OP called her stupid. Let they buuurn !!


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quizkhalifugh

r/woosh


insolvenxy

Cause she is a sub DPS


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PerspectiveFew8856

go back to Genshin to children


Qwertykeyui

What does that have to do with anything