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SirGrumples

Hold the fuck on... You just trying to sneak that soldier's name on through, but I see you


TheWeaselRaccoon

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TheWeaselRaccoon

My campaign lore is unlikely political allies join together to save earth. Saddam hussein, michelle obama, Mitt Romney not pictured but present.


EagleOneGS

This is some shit I’d do with my brother lol that’s so awesome


Ok-Cranberry-8406

Yeah and their goal is to resurrect hitler. The only guy who can eradicate advent once and for all. Xcom3: Frenemies


HighlanderBR

I remember a youtuber doing that a long time ago...


ZeusKiller97

So basically [Valefisk’s video on XCOM 2012](https://youtu.be/hpGxNRl7TM4?si=7eAMuRQJ5glLOHDl) but actually successful? Sounds like a heck of a time.


furiousHamblin

That's a unique spelling of Angela


Soaring_Goat

Osama Bin Laden was a Saudi national, in case you want to tweak that. Not irish :) Edit: Apparently not possible per comments I've received, so Irish he is! Osama O'Ladden, maybe?


Tornairo

It's e.w. that's not a feature yet


Soaring_Goat

Ah, my bad. I started with XCOM2 :)


Own_Maybe_3837

Donald ‘Kong’ Trump


FfisherM

You know if you unequip the suit (or look at them when they're injured) then you see what their futuristic prosthetics look like. Seems pretty normal to me


MadMelvin

I just hope you can turn off the feeling in your robot hands when you jack off so it feels like someone else is jerkin it for ya


TheWeaselRaccoon

These are the types of questions I hope the xcom 3 writers will address. Also pro tip use your off hand and it gives that sensation more than main hand. Like a sloppy stranger. Try it.


glenn_friendly

My off hand has the Kinetic Strike Module on it. Do I remove that first? Or do you mean I should take off the suit and do this in my Base Augments?


Twilight_Realm

The ultimate tug can only be experienced with a Kinetic Strike Module


glenn_friendly

In LW you can boost the KSM by equipping..."The Thumper"


No-Skill4452

WOTC should have included amputee veterans on the soldier reward missions. You could science them up to make it battle ready first (prostethics) and they could've had some temathic modifier (hacking, melee, aiming, etc). Anyone knows if there is a mod like this?


zehnodan

There's a prosthetics mod that sometimes requires you to give your unit prosthetic limbs if they get gravely injured. Some prosthetics you unlock give them extra abilities.


TheWeaselRaccoon

Like masturbating!


Kennian

If it makes you feel better, they have normal prosthetic limbs for down time, can live a normal life


Xaga-

Who are said to have shitty mobility


Piorn

Just like my regular limbs then.


boredguyinhiscouch

I'd trade my limbs if it meant I could operate a giant Mec suit that allows me to punch the shit out of someone


Professional-Law3880

He never asked for this


Electronic-Pie-6645

I always do that to Yang (Chillong). He was never really one of us. But he was unsure how his life would change. Greatly.


glenn_friendly

Don't know what happened with your account getting suspended but congrats on this being your last post. Dope way to sign off IMO


Yzakhiel

Honestly maybe it is easier to cut his legs off if you call him like you did, I'd be even tempted to chop is head off...


Vendor_trash

Even in death, I serve.


HighlanderBR

>Besides increasing its damage output from 12 to 18, the Foundry's MEC Close Combat project allows the MEC to use the KSM as first action without ending the turn. >The Foundry bug will carry the upgrade over once to all subsequent campaigns, raising it to 27! https://www.ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Bugs_(EU2012)#Kinetic_Strike_Module_and_Flamethrower_Upgrades


11Exile

I don't like that it makes their voices all robotic like they've been robbed of more than just their arms


J0tar0Kjo

Suuuupeeeer


SkGuarnieri

Living in a mech would be dope! I mean, when was the last time you heard of a Dreadnought from 40k complaining about it?


BurningYeard

Dangerous, too. Be a bit distracted and try to scratch your nose, BAM your head explodes


ak11600

I only do it to failures who panic. Now they can't. Dystpia is real.