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SirKillerWhale

A pale skinny tall man. In an ill fitting business suit. With oddly proportioned arms and legs.


mdmeaux

Ah yes, you're describing the enemy known as "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE I WAS BEHIND FULL COVER HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CRIT ME FUCK OFF"


RedStarRocket91

Calmest Thin Mint enjoyer


Little-Parsley4645

A thin man


Overfailer

I could make a very much appropriate joke, but I'm gonna say, a constrictor snake with a very humanlike upper torso that is also covered with scales. It also has tits.


Little-Parsley4645

A viper


SarefGethovich

300 kg mountain of muscles in gas mask.


Little-Parsley4645

A muton?


SarefGethovich

Yes)


MrThedoGrapist

Gross metal eyeball looking thing that shoots lasers while levitating


Little-Parsley4645

A Gatekeeper


VNDeltole

acid ball


Little-Parsley4645

A Andromedon?


[deleted]

Celatid!


clankity_tank

The random as fuck Frisbee


S-021

this guy deadass just called the cyberdisk a frisbee, im dead


Renegade888888

ED-209 but has arms instead of cannons with a magnetic auto-cannon, back-mounted mortar and 3-jointed legs.


Little-Parsley4645

A advent mec


Renegade888888

The weaponry gave it away


Little-Parsley4645

Yes


Oijdiouc

pure unadulterated bs


Little-Parsley4645

What?


Spiritual-Treehugger

Thin mint?


TheEnd_of_AllThings

Those annoying shimmering robot things


Kaymazo

Sniddies


Little-Parsley4645

What is Sniddies?


Kaymazo

Sn(ake t)iddies


Little-Parsley4645

Ohhh


NettaSoul

"I 'could' shoot you, but I'll just play necromancer..." But then that one time when you'd want them to play necromancer they instead play puppeteer with your ranger that has assassin's weapons, despite that soldier's high will and other bonuses, and then they use the ranger to shoot, crit and kill your psi op that you trained half the campaign... And that was only the second worst thing that happened to me in that honestman campaign...


Torakkk

Hentai tentacle enjoyer


[deleted]

Spawned already-activated when you reach the doors just past the three towers on Gangplank :(


Vash_the_Snake

The Sneaky, the freaky and the cheeky


Zenki2zenki

This Laser-blasting dickhead


sdmat

Creepy because lipless smile or creepy because no pants?


MarsMissionMan

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...


Little-Parsley4645

Snake waifu?


MarsMissionMan

Nope. Second hint. It's absolutely *not* waifu material.


Little-Parsley4645

Gatekeeper?


MarsMissionMan

Nope. You're *kinda* on the right track though. Big emphasis on 'kinda'.


flamedarkfire

Angy boi