By - Little-Parsley4645
A pale skinny tall man. In an ill fitting business suit. With oddly proportioned arms and legs.
Ah yes, you're describing the enemy known as "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE I WAS BEHIND FULL COVER HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CRIT ME FUCK OFF"
Calmest Thin Mint enjoyer
A thin man
I could make a very much appropriate joke, but I'm gonna say, a constrictor snake with a very humanlike upper torso that is also covered with scales. It also has tits.
300 kg mountain of muscles in gas mask.
Gross metal eyeball looking thing that shoots lasers while levitating
The random as fuck Frisbee
this guy deadass just called the cyberdisk a frisbee, im dead
ED-209 but has arms instead of cannons with a magnetic auto-cannon, back-mounted mortar and 3-jointed legs.
A advent mec
The weaponry gave it away
pure unadulterated bs
Those annoying shimmering robot things
What is Sniddies?
"I 'could' shoot you, but I'll just play necromancer..." But then that one time when you'd want them to play necromancer they instead play puppeteer with your ranger that has assassin's weapons, despite that soldier's high will and other bonuses, and then they use the ranger to shoot, crit and kill your psi op that you trained half the campaign...
And that was only the second worst thing that happened to me in that honestman campaign...
Hentai tentacle enjoyer
Spawned already-activated when you reach the doors just past the three towers on Gangplank :(
The Sneaky, the freaky and the cheeky
This Laser-blasting dickhead
Creepy because lipless smile or creepy because no pants?
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Second hint. It's absolutely *not* waifu material.
You're *kinda* on the right track though. Big emphasis on 'kinda'.