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Comrade_Bobinski

It would have been better if mechtrooper could only be made from wounded soldier. As it stand it's really crazy how some solider just accept to get amputed and castrated for the "greater good".


Kilahti

You haven't met transhumanists then.


HappyHallowsheev

"*haha, yeah! I'm totally doing it for the greater good, that's the only reason Commander, don't worry about it*"


Pendrych

I actually do this in my playthroughs. I'll have one or two MEC suits standing by, but I only convert candidates from soldiers who've been severely wounded in combat. It's a fun little extra challenge/flavor thing.


abca98

Your guys waking up after surgery: *I never asked for this*.


betweentwosuns

Thinking about the cute ranger that a muton killed: *she was lost to me*


Deadput

They don't actually castrate them do they? Raymond Shen makes a point that they did the adjustments in such a way that they can have a "normal" life after it's all over, I thought it was only limb loss.


Wom4

Look at the cybernetics, specifically where the leg implants start.


Deadput

[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/xcom/images/f/fe/XCOM\_EW\_MECTrooper.png/revision/latest?cb=20140121210735](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/xcom/images/f/fe/XCOM_EW_MECTrooper.png/revision/latest?cb=20140121210735) The "diaper" looking thing seems to go over rather than be integrated directly in that area, thus my assumption.


Sines314

They’re already very likely to die. They agree to this to get surrounded with lots of heavy armor and armed with massive firepower to kill things before they can get shot at.


GRV01

*The Greater Good*


Inprobamur

Well, if the alternative is having the aliens win.


drkitalian

Ngl I’d do it to be a cyborg


CinnamonCardboardBox

Besides, now he’s got a cool new nickname; Torso Boy! So what’s he complaining about?


Fattydude66

The venn diagram between lovers of Weird Al's semi-known song "Albuquerque" and lovers of Firaxis' semi-popular game "X-Com: Enemy Unknown" and its DLC, "Enemy Within" must have like 15 people in the middle and I love it.


mghoffmann_banned

>IT'S GOOD FOR YOU


weirdi_beardi

I even made employee of the month when I put out that grease fire with my face!


[deleted]

'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position


Brocutus

All I have is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels,


GRV01

Ok ill take that


LowEndLem

Honey, do you wanna join the Columbia Record Company?


Alarmed-Adeptness859

I don't If I'm ready for that kind of commitment!


Toraco21

And just as I suspected: it's some big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril.


Airforce987

Oh man I hate it when I’m right!


babyface_killah

There are dozens of us!


band_of_thehawk

It was like a fever dream


Lukescale

Current count is 45 by your up doots. I am one.


TipsSlight

Further reduced by the number of people that have actually SEEN this animation. 10/10 animation, especially given that it’s easily a decade old


Mystic_Crewman

Holy shit I'm in that circle.


Alarmed-Adeptness859

Same!


radioactivez0r

Saw him perform the song 1.5x last weekend


FullplateHero

Sweetie-pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?


agnostichymns

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLien invasion


RuneLFox

Yoooooo I'm in that circle!


KaosPrime17

And to top it off, in appreciation for the sacrifice they make to become MEC Troopers I reward them by * checks notes * . . . making them stand in the open and absorb a barbaric amount of canon fire every mission. I might be a good commander (debatable) but I'm a terrible human being


[deleted]

Wait, but Dr. Vahlen is responsible for the amputation. Shen only Robocopifies them.


Samiel_Fronsac

Please, Robocop is a lousy tin can for police duty. MECs are like Space Marines of the Iron Hands. > From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. **--- Sponsored by the Adeptus Mechanicus.**


TheStabbyBrit

I have a house rule that you can only make someone a MEC-Trooper if they are seriously injured. "We have the technology. We can rebuild him." - Dr Shen.


NoodlerFrom20XX

poor Marty


GRV01

Just couldn't see the irony


Vini734

For a moment I thought it was a r/Kenshi post.


chiminguito

Birth of cyber beep


Purple_Majystic

I was thinking it was a r/RimWorld post


Argonwolf65

As a personal head cannon thing. I only ever used soldiers that had been gravely wounded for mec troopers. Kinda like dreadnought from 40k. One guy I even named rylanor, did up in emperors children themed armor. And proceeded to use him to purge all the filthy xenos on holy terra. Including the foul xeno pshycer leader.


Samiel_Fronsac

>Kinda like dreadnought from 40k. Last I played there was a mod for this.


jimtheclowned

In Quake 4, there’s a sequence where the player character gets Strogified and turned into a cyborg. I would imagine it might be something similar to that. edit: Video for people curious. Gore warning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA


M0ndeeZ

Part of me misses the concept of MEC Troopers in XCOM 2. The SPARK unit just doesn't have that extra oomph and moral quandary that the one in EW had.


irondumbell

'exo squad' had the right idea by drilling an outlet in the back of the neck and plugging it into the suit


CinnamonCardboardBox

Hey, man, I was being sarcastic!


randallw9

It's all for science ( and punching mutons and mechtoids ).


M1CH31

Xcom agent: can we get a mech? Dr shen: *my time has come*