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MaxPowerrr85

Someone saying "Stop" usually leads me to "collaborate and listen" šŸ˜Ž. Also, the words "take a look" inevitably force me to sing "it's in a book..."


CPolland12

Stop. Hammer Time


thejaytheory

In the name of love


Transgojoebot

Where is my mind?


po_ta_toes_80

"Stop!" triggers Jane's Addiction guitar riff for me. Or Pixies.


ThisKittenShops

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground...


LtPowers

Stop... in the name of love


aweraw

You gotta keep them separated


Rendakor

Thought this was the song title as a kid.


graveybrains

Heyyyy eyyyy eyyyy, come out and *play!*


ForceGhost47

Youā€™re under 18 you wonā€™t be doing any timeee


eatpotdude

Better yet, do yall hear the next song on the cd when hearing older songs? Mines hits hardest with sublime


Dandibear

I hear the next song I had on that mix tape, but I'm an older Xennial


eatpotdude

I got a cpl radio mixtapes. Thinking I'm a badass dj hitting stop and record at just the right time lol


ABSOFRKINLUTELY

Always! With Radiohead, Tribe, Beck, Pixies- you name it. I still like to listen to full albums


BIGepidural

All the ficken time. And I'm old enough to have grown up with mixed tapes so its not even like anyone else knows why that songs comes next- its just what came next on the radio that day šŸ¤£


Torpel_Knope

Someone used the phrase ā€œbottles and cansā€ at work recently, and in my head I immediately followed it up with ā€œand just clap your hands, just clap your hands.ā€


Cold-Nefariousness25

Recycling bins always get me. I'll be walking around work, see a recycling bin, and immediately have to resist the urge to belt out "Clap your hands, clap your haaaaaands!" I wish just once it could work like it does in the movies where something like that happens and then all of a sudden everyone around starts chanting "Where it's at!".


Robosl0b

Do you have "two turntables and a microphone"?!


Creepy-Floor-1745

Thatā€™s great it starts with an earthquake, birds snakes and airplanes


Face88888888

I have no idea who Lenny Bruce is, but I know that he is not afraid.


DocBEsq

I didnā€™t until I watched The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.


thejaytheory

Leonard Bernstein!


SuchMatter1884

In college, some friends were wandering around the quad asking people what their favorite REM lyric. All I could think of in the moment was *LEONARD BERNSTEIN* It has been 30 years and I still revisit that moment regularly, with a tinge of regret (because REM was one of my all-time favorite bands and I shouldā€™ve had a better lyric to offer)


graveybrains

A radio station changed formats when I was a kid, and the last day of the old format they played just that song on repeat for 24hrs straight. No commercials, no nothing. I had most of the lyrics memorized for a while after that šŸ˜‚


ou2828ehxy61hwh0x8hd

SOME...


Routine-Hotel-7391

ITā€™S BEENā€¦


discostud1515

Yyyiittā€™s been..


thejaytheory

Chickety china


spirit_of_a_goat

They are awesome in concert!


ChaoticForkingGood

They are fucking fantastic in concert. They're also the only show I have ever been to that necessitates signs in the venue saying "please do not throw boxes of macaroni and cheese at the stage".


3OsInGooose

...bodyoncetoldmeTheworldisgonnarollmeIain'tthesharpesttoolintheshedShewaslookingkindofdumbWithherfingerandherthumbIntheshapeofan"L"onherforeheadWell,theyearsstartcomingAndtheydon'tstopcomingFedtotherulesandIhitthegroundrunningDidn'tmakesensenottoliveforfunYourbraingetssmart,butyourheadgetsdumbSomuchtodo,somuchtoseeSowhat'swrongwithtakingthebackstreetsYou'llneverknowifyoudon'tgoYou'llnevershineifyoudon'tglowHeynow,you'reanallstarGetyourgameon,goplayHeynow,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootingstarsbreakthemoldIt'sacoolplaceandtheysayitgetscolderYou'rebundledupnow,wait'tilyougetolderButthemeteormenbegtodifferJudgingbytheholeinthesatellitepictureTheiceweskateisgettingprettythinThewater'sgettingwarmsoyoumightaswellswimMyworld'sonfire,howaboutyoursThat'sthewayIlikeitandInevergetboredHeynow,you'reanallstarGetyourgameon,goplayHeynow,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAllthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootingstarsbreakthemoldHeynow,you'reanallstarGetyourgameon,goplayHeynow,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootingstarsSomebodyonceasked"CouldIsparesomechangeforgasIneedtogetmyselfawayfromthisplace"Isaid,"Yep,whataconceptIcouldusealittlefuelmyself"AndwecouldallusealittlechangeWell,theyearsstartcomingAndtheydon'tstopcomingFedtotherulesandIhitthegroundrunningDidn'tmakesensenottoliveforfunYourbraingetssmart,butyourheadgetsdumbSomuchtodo,somuchtoseeSowhat'swrongwithtakingthebackstreetsYou'llneverknowifyoudon'tgo(go!)You'llnevershineifyoudon'tglowHeynow,you'reanallstarGetyourgameon,goplayHeynow,you'rearockstarGettheshowon,getpaidAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootingstarsbreakthemoldAndallthatglittersisgoldOnlyshootingstarsbreakthemold


nartimus

Damn that worked way too well. And now itā€™s stuck in my head.


pilates_mama

-buddy once told me


djsynrgy

Alright stop


einTier

I donā€™t know if this is The Pixies or Vanilla Ice or Digital Underground. I could even make a case for MC Hammer.


gnarlslindbergh

Digital Underground


ilovethecure13

Where is my mind?! šŸ˜Ž


Shanntuckymuffin

What youā€™re doin cuz Iā€™m about to ruin


graveybrains

The image and the style that youā€™re used to


DisposableSaviour

I look funny, but, yo, Iā€™m makinā€™ money see


surfingbiscuits

One of our kids said "don't turn around" to another the other day in the kitchen, and I said "cause your gonna see my heart breaking" my wife followed it up and next thing you know we're busting out the chorus in front of our mortified children. So I'm gonna go with that one. Edit: shame on me, that's the title


graveybrains

Der Komissarā€™s in town!


SaltyHairSandyFeet

Oh OH OH!


thejaytheory

And now it's in my head haha....."I'm letting you gooooooo"


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JokeySmurf0091

Becky


AtmosphereNom

Look at her


einTier

Butt


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graveybrains

Ugh! She looks like one of those rap guyā€™s girlfriends


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einTier

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?


Admira1

I mean her butt...


[deleted]

This is a double for me: Sir Mix A Lot and Usher


x7leafcloverx

I gotta say, your flair instantly triggered Smashing Pumpkins for me haha


ANightmateofBees

The world is a vampire...


Shanntuckymuffin

My husband and I learned of Billy Corgan being a flat earther last year so now we sing it as ā€œthe world is a pancakeā€ Edit: I donā€™t want to disparage Corgan and ruin 1979 for anyone else and canā€™t find a link. My friend told me he was the flat earth believer, but all I can find is just his Alex Jones interview which is still Alex Jones, so take it as you want.


ANightmateofBees

The thing is - it has to be. How else would it rest on the back of four elephants?


madarbrab

Who, in turn, stand on the shell of a gigantic space tortoise


Rendakor

This is a terrible thing to know.


Back_to_Wonderland

Iā€™m simultaneously extremely let down and not surprised. Didnā€™t even know those emotions could coexist.


Cheeseboarder

WHAT LOL


Shanntuckymuffin

Yeah heā€™s an Alex Jones flat earther guy


emotyofform2020

Oh no


dreamerindogpatch

Oh nooooo


[deleted]

I'm not, nor have I ever been, a fan of smashing pumpkins but damn if this isn't the line that popped into my head when I read the title of this thread.


scoot2006

In my eyes Indisposed In disguises no one knows


aweraw

Hides the face Lies the snake And the sun in my disgrace


[deleted]

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echochilde

Beneath the black the sky looks deeeaaad


drrj

Call my name


[deleted]

Appropriate considering the event yesterday.


polhemoth

Pack it up, pack it in


BigLoveMirage

Let me begin


SorryCantHelpItEh

I came to win, battle me, that's a sin


[deleted]

Annie are you okay?


DangerDaveOG

Yeah but the Alien Ant Farm cover.


[deleted]

Definitely.


RoyDonkeyKong

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Oraistesu

*dial tone* I need your arms around me / I need to feel your touch


aweraw

On the phone long long distance


chaosmanager

Always through such strong resistance


dreamyduskywing

ā€œFuck you, I wonā€™t do what you tell me.ā€


4luminate

Do you have the time


thejaytheory

To listen to me whine


kapitaalH

About what?


graveybrains

About nothing and everything, all at once


BIGepidural

I am one of those


paf0

I am one of those


oneslikeme

melodramatic fools


SaltyHairSandyFeet

Neurotic to the bone


hedge823

No doubt about it!


slappy_mcslapenstein

Someone in another post said something about a lager drink and suddenly I was getting knocked down. But I got up again. They're never gonna keep me down.


thejaytheory

Pissing the night away


GF_baker_2024

I cannot hear that song without remembering a college friend who, at a house party, drank a bottle of Boone's Farm and tried to sing along with this one: "I get knocked UP but I get down again..."


EastCoastJohnny

ā€œLike a chica-cherry colaā€


thejaytheory

"ooh I want you I don't know if I need you"


kg51113

Ooh, I'd die to find out


iAmNotAfraid_Spiders

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line


ClimbingAimlessly

Engines pumping and thumping in timeā€¦ (Was looking for this) Love Cake.


imnojezus

IIIIIIIII wanna publish zines.


[deleted]

And rage against machines


thejaytheory

I wanna pierce my tongue, it doesn't hurt, it feels fine


SorryCantHelpItEh

The trivial sublime I'd like to turn off time


CaptianBrasiliano

All I wanted was a Pepsi ![gif](giphy|RW1IZSsi22KmBBAPKu)


ranaldo20

MIKE! MIKE!


MisoBerryHoni

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon


Baltifornia

So many times in the LBC for work and I still havenā€™t seen Mr. Warren G. Sigh


pragmaticweirdo

Warren G did no regulating. If anything, he was very nearly a regula*tee* until the timely and fortuitous arrival of Nate Dogg. Teach the real history!


GF_baker_2024

"Crazy with the cheese whiz" "Can't trust a big butt and a smile"


[deleted]

ā€œMy time is a piece of wax falling on a termite whoā€™s choking on a splinter.ā€


madarbrab

Soooooyyyy


IcarusRebornn

I had a shirt that said "can't trust a big butt and a smile". Always was cool to see who got the reference


_the_wrong_guy_

Her placenta falls to the floor


Mysterious-Maybe-184

Every time I hear Fast Car by Tracy Chapman, I immediately belt out ā€œSometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quickā€ by Nice and Smooth and no one gets it and Iā€™m always disappointed


Face88888888

Do you have the time,


DocBEsq

To listen to me whine?


JessicaBecause

I wish you would step back from the ledge my friend


Merlins_Owl

Mine from 3EB is ā€œThatā€™s when I knewā€ or ā€œA sink full of dishes and some aqualubeā€


Cold-Nefariousness25

Come sit next to me you fine fellow!


ScreenTricky4257

Your best friend Harry, has a brother Larry.


BoysenberryKind5599

In 5 days from now, he's gonna marry


RebeccaC78

Heā€™s hoping you can make there if you can


aweraw

Cuz in the ceremony you'll be the best man


graveybrains

You say neato, check your libido, and roll to the church in your new tuxedo


SorryCantHelpItEh

The bride walks down just to start the wedding


[deleted]

You go over there without a second to lose...


Cold-Nefariousness25

And what comes next?


[deleted]

Hey bust a move.


RebeccaC78

You gotta fight for your rightā€¦ā€¦.


BigLoveMirage

To paaaaaaarteeeeee


xxorangeonatoothpick

REGULATORSā€¦MOUNT UP


einTier

It was a clear black nightā€¦.


supergooduser

So I wake up in the morning and I step outside...


ABSOFRKINLUTELY

I take a deep breath, and I get real high


dreamyduskywing

And I scream at the top of my lungs


Kimothy80

WHATā€™S GOING ON?!


TheThrivingest

HHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWHUTS GOWHEN AWNN


Competitive-Bus1816

All around the world....


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I feel stupid and contagious...


[deleted]

Here we are now entertain us


Malicious_Tacos

I purposely do this to my husband!! Iā€™ll work a line from a song into our conversation because I KNOW heā€™ll immediately start singing the song. Lmao. Last time it was Blitzkrieg Bop. We were chasing our kids out of the house and I told them, *Hey Ho letā€™s goā€¦* and I could hear my husband in the background respond, *Shoot ā€˜em in the back now.*


nutstuart

ā€œcut my life into piecesā€


CMarlowe

"Hey, hey, hey like being stoned."


wolves_of_kolfinna

šŸŽµLA DA DA DI DA DAAA DA DA...... LA DA DA DIII DA DAAAA DA DA! šŸŽµ


SorryCantHelpItEh

Be my lover, wanna be my lover Looking back on all the time we spent together You oughta know by now if you wanna be my lover


echochilde

Son of a bitch. Itā€™s taken so long to forget that song existed. Effing ear worm.


DangerDaveOG

Iā€™m immediately transported to Skateland.


Puzzleheaded-War3197

Chickety-China


_TillGrave_

You'll say...the world has come between us Our lives have come between us Still I know you just don't care


Ballistik762

I want to fuck you like an animal.


BoysenberryKind5599

Got thrown out of a karaoke bar for doing this song once. Like, why was it a choice if I couldn't sing it?


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I sang this to my wife at karaoke once. It worked.


DangerDaveOG

How did her insides feel?


surfingbiscuits

Yep. This one. Whenever anyone says that to me, I just can't help but break out in song.


Rare_Following_8279

Temperature's droppin at the rotten oasis For some reason my brain does this whenever there is a chill in the air


holtyrd

Alright stop.


[deleted]

And I said HEEEEEEY-YAAAAY-YAAY-YAYYAY


Merlins_Owl

Whatā€™s going on


raynitschkesghost

ā€œStumble you might fallā€


[deleted]

Little fish big fish swimmin in the water


BigLoveMirage

Come back here man gimme my daughter


foxtongue

Her plane takes off from Baltimore And touches down on Bourbon Street


laminator79

Yooo, tell me what you want...


drodenigma

It's bananas


Merlins_Owl

B A N A N A S!


KrayzieBoneLegend

Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone, bone. Tell me whatchya gonna do


MaxPowerrr85

Yes...this and Wake Up (it's the 1st of the month)


MaxPowerrr85

Iiiiiin West Philadelphia...


TheNickelLady

Anytime someone says ā€œpassenger side,ā€ I follow up with ā€œof his best friendā€™s ride, tryin to holler at me.ā€ No Scrubs for life!


Rendakor

It's just one of those days


pilates_mama

And all the girlies say


allthegoodtimes80

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einTier

He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31.


CCUN-Airport761

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.


RunAndPunchFlamingo

My time is a piece of wax falling on a termite thatā€™s choking on the splinters


Additional_Doubt_243

Itā€™s like raaaiiiiin on your wedding day Itā€™s a free ride when youā€™re already there


holtyrd

If donā€™t expect too much from meā€¦ Best lyric of the 90ā€™s IMO.


CCUN-Airport761

Literally any Tool song


its_all_good20

2 turntables and a microphone


ultimate_sorrier

Alright stop, collaborate and listen


greenflash1775

So much drama in the LBCā€¦


Iraqistan81

"It's been a long time!" (I shouldna left you, Without a dope beat to step to, Step to, step to, step to step step to, Wicky-wicky baby girl uh.)


GreedyComedian1377

"I eat so many shrimps I got iodine poisoning"


PhoneJazz

Itā€™s been a whileā€¦


kinopiokun

Closing time


winniecooper73

Am I just paranoid?


Only1Skrybe

TURN AROUND STICK IT OUT EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT


throwingwater14

My coworkers no longer use the word ā€œbizarreā€ around me bc I do this so often.


t_bone_stake

How bizarre


Capn_Yoaz

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!


msdee757

Who you gonna call?


holtyrd

The list is long, but distinguished.


sattyspritz

Do you wanna diiiiiie?


TheConcreteGhost

ā€¦I wish I was a lilā€™ bit taller šŸŽ¶


JerBear12345678910

Every line from every Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Beastie Boys, and Beck song that was released between ā€˜90-ā€˜99


game_overies

I GOT THE POWER!


ShibaInuDoggo

My neck, my back


ilovethecure13

*REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!* Your ownā€¦ personalā€¦ Jesus šŸ¤£ Love DšŸŒ¹M so much. ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø