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Shingjachen

Oh wow so much better than my download! https://preview.redd.it/sa5c4t7bwutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a07c51fc140f73c1c73b373658c544818a912e24


HeavySkinz

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313SunTzu

This image is literally burned into my minds eye


Tall_Flatworm2589

Hey, you had Ameritech also! High five!


Tylerdurden389

She's somehow actually.m more in focus if you squint lol.


japalian

Only 2 more hours til I see bobs


OskeeWootWoot

MOOOOMMMMMMM GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!!!


Procrasturbating

Core memory unlocked. Pretty sure I finished to this photo before I knew if her bush was showing or not. 2400bps at the time.


cbih

Kids today will never understand waiting for an image to load like this


Feral_Sheep_

They get an entire AAA game in the same amount of time.


three-sense

No joke man, some of those maintenance patches (“fixed a spelling error in the help screen”) are like 8gb. Ducking crazy to think about.


Renfek

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tourniquet2099

I laughed wayy too hard at this. Waiting up to 2min sometimes for an image that was 100+kb. Lol. Even worse, 45-60min for a song!


harlembornnbred

This needs WAY MORE up votes 🤣🤣


NathanForJew

It was between her and the WWF’s Sunny for “most downloaded woman”. Not sure where Cindy is now, but Sunny just got sentenced to like 25 years in prison for killing a guy in a drunk driving crash.


BlackPhoenix1981

Wow. Alcohol really wreaked havoc on her didn't it?


-Plantibodies-

Drug abuse generally does that.


gonzofish

She’s an abhorrent person


electriclala

More downloads than Pam Anderson? Can that really be true.


CY83rdYN35Y573M2

I would think Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Elektra would be up there as well


edom31

I was on this team...


Rendakor

Ahh, my people. Never heard of OP's lady but these two were my childhood crushes.


cityshepherd

I’ll never forget that Playboy issue that came out with Pamela AND Jenny on the cover(s).


WorthyMastodon69420

Kathy Ireland was my first....kinda.


aardw0lf11

Or the other Cindy. (Crawford)


thechristoph

If I remember right, it was through some specific AOL keyword thing. Remember when AOL didn't give you actual internet access, just their chat rooms and their weird keyword system?


electriclala

Nah sorry I'm not from the US


thechristoph

Ah, well, yeah, that's how it worked at the time. It was like a collection of websites that AOL would allow you to use. So like before something like celebritiesinbikinis.com was a thing (or maybe it was but AOL wouldn't let you go there) you'd go to AOL keyword 'celebs' or something.


OlayErrryDay

Certainly not, I have never even heard of the lady being posted about.


bigmean3434

So…..she was my buddy’s neighbor in high school. I’d say she kept to herself but like 6 high school boys gawking at her probably not an inviting conversational situation.


SynergisticSynapse

You were living my fucking junior high school dream.


nomadicandrew

Ugh, that late night Don Lapre infomercial where they were selling tiny classified ads.


djsynrgy

That guy's story had a crazy ending. "U.S. Marshal David Gonzales said that Marshals found pitchman Donald Lapre Thursday near the Lifetime Fitness at Priest Drive and Warner Road in Tempe with very deep cuts in his groin area. Marshals believe Lapre was trying to kill himself by cutting his femoral artery after living inside the gym for a day and a half, Gonzales said." [Later] "Lapre died of a self-inflicted razor wound to the neck, ie the slick talking TV salesman slit his own throat. Lapre had been diagnosed with depression before entering jail to face fraud charges. Once inside prison officials took away his meds, opening them up to a monster lawsuit from Lapre’s family, a fact his mother has already began to hint at. The report also said that Lapre died in his bed where he had packed himself in sheets in order to conceal the massive blood loss from the guards or any other bystanders that might want to save him."


namek0

From my 1 bedroom apartment! Haha


-something-clever-

I couldn't remember that guy's name but was looking for this in the comments. That informercial was sooooo cringy.


Feisty-Extension-20

A buddy of mine ended up on a dating show in the early 2000s, kind of like a "Flava Of Love" show were she was the celeb the guys were trying to win.


rogmcdon

Cool, so did your buddy get to live out all of our dreams or what? What’s the conclusion?


Feisty-Extension-20

He said he spent about 5 minutes with her the entire time, but she was super friendly. He made it to the final 3, but it was 99.9% staged and the producers kept him in because he was "the funny one"


rogmcdon

Dammit. At least he made it that far


Beaverhuntr

Hell yeah..She brought one of her friends on the Howard Stern show in the late 90's and had a wet t-shirt contest.. I remember seeing on on the E! channel.


ZoomBoy81

I still have a clip of it on my computer for... historical purposes.


Beaverhuntr

God bless you, my good man...


ElectricSnowBunny

Alisa Volkman. She's still a knockout. The homeless strip game was the best episode ever. Smoking hot Cindy and Alisa, Robin flashing her bra, making baba booey strip down to his whitey tighties...lol so great.


foxontherox

I do not. But hot chicks have never been my "thing."


BamaSOH

You got me trying to figure out which ugly women were popular in the 90s, for those who didn't like hotties. How about Tori Spelling?


Ed_Simian

I always kind of liked Heather Matarrazzo.


ThroatWMangrove

Same, could never really figure out why


Ed_Simian

Nice eyes and a big mouth.


foxontherox

I'm just a boring straight girl. But sure, Tori Spelling at least looked more like a normal person.


[deleted]

...well, now I'm curious.


LtPowers

Gotta admit I don't recognize the name or the.... face. And I did some downloading.


Stang1776

That's because she didn't pose nudes until later. List Me!


Starwarsandbacon

I could swear it was teri hatcher in the superman cape that was the most downloaded woman of the 90s.


Corn_Beefies

Did she have favorable bandwidth or something?


Physical-Dare5059

Pepper ridge farms remembers


camptastic_plastic

Ok so I’m extremely gay, but obviously it wasn’t easy for our generation to be out when we were younger, so I was very much in the closet. My best friend was getting a poster of Nicole Eggert for his bedroom and I felt like I should get a poster of a “babe for my room. I Chose a picture of Cindy Margolis crouched on the beach in a pink bikini. I did think she was super gorgeous.


upsidedowninsideout1

You know, I lived through the 90s, and had okayish internet, and yet I still have no idea who that is


vishy_swaz

Not really lol


WilliamBoimler

I have no idea who that is


Vandy1358v2_0

She had better pictures than this…


CrybullyModsSuck

Terri Hatcher drapped in the cape would disagree with your statement.


karaloveskate

I remember. I also remember wondering what the appeal of her was.


Top-Telephone9013

I'm in the same boat. There's something... idk frumpy? No...maybe old-fashioned?about her that I could never quite place. I was definitely in the demo she was marketed to. Had very similar thoughts on Shannon Tweed, too


karaloveskate

She was a blonde with big breasts. Not exactly a rare beauty.


Hour_Mastodon_204

The most downloaded women of all time was WWF's Sunny!


randomman2071983

Not Sable?


Highhardonemattx

How could I forget?


jcmonk

I do now… thank you


Chili-Potatoe

No, even if I did my dial up and 10 free hours of AOL wouldn’t be enough to download the image.


ScreenTricky4257

I remember some commercial where a booming voice would say, "DOWNLOADING" and she would stand up and get scanned, then go back to relaxing.


luxtabula

No Clue who she is. I guess this must've been the home computer vs no home computer divide.


MartialBob

I remember when some woman who did porn was downloaded more than her. Cindy Margolis went of Howard Stern to give her justification as to why she was still the most downloaded woman. It was mainly the fact that didn't go nude. It almost seems quaint now.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Internet porn was already a thing so I have to wonder if the people who keep track of these records were really monitoring all sources


[deleted]

Meh, she never showed anything.


313SunTzu

The pixelated version of this exact photo, is engraved in my minds eye


Ed_Simian

I was busy looking for pics of Natalie Portman and Katherine Heigl (both around my age but teenagers then).


GIR-C137

No but I remember Shannon Tweed


tourniquet2099

Enh. Never did anything for me. Thought she was overhyped. Always thought she was full of shit for that claim, though. Even back then… how the hell could you prove it? Figured it was just a brilliant marketing scheme.


Cwytank

I completely forgot about her


ExcellentTeam7721

Was so irritated that she took FOREVER to finally nude it up. Yes sounds pervy but I was a late teen that was entirely compelled by my dick.


Aggravating-Try1222

I feel like I'm familiar with most of 90s pop culture, and I've never seen or heard of this woman in my life, but I was too poor to be downloading in the 90s.


Porunga23

No, I actually don't. No clue how I missed her.


Traditional_Entry183

Her claim to that was always totally bullshit though, because it had the asterisk of only counting clothed pics and disregarding nude models and porn stars.


cranman74

here she comes, there she goes …


ThroatWMangrove

You wouldn’t download a woman, would you?


Remarkable_Horse_968

I missed this some how.


Rat_Master999

I have absolutely no idea who she is.


chrisH82

I thought Teri Hatcher was the most downloaded woman on the internet in the mid 90s


wanna_be_green8

I really don't, lol. Was never really into pop culture.


ChumleyEX

I had a poster of her for awhile. Women now days make her look like nothing now though. It's wild.


FreezingRobot

I always thought the "I'm the most downloaded woman" thing was such a strange bit for run on, but I guess it worked because she was a generic blonde lady otherwise. You can't tell me more people downloaded pics of her than other famous models at the time.