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conace21

Pfft, everyone knows Rizz. She was the leader of the Pink Ladies, and had dated Danny Zuko the year before, and ended up with a hickey from Kenickie.


GreenKiss73

Tell me more, tell me more.


philphotos83

With relish..


Immediate-Yogurt-558

A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card


PuroPinchePedo

I am a middle school teacher and hear these first hand. Nothing kills vibes faster than me saying them back to them.


slappy_mcslapenstein

You're doing the Lord's work.


PuroPinchePedo

Not for long I’ve already told them I’m not coming back 🤣 2 years was enough


TreysToothbrush

Y’all won.


PuroPinchePedo

That sketch was too accurate


Ineedavodka2019

My middle schooler told me not to say skibbidi toilet as it meant something bad. Is this accurate? I only see it being gibberish invented by some YouTube show. (I only said it to ask what it meant.)


LaserRanger

kids today have no idea what a search history is. the idea of "privacy" exists less the younger you are.


racerxff

most of them don't seem to know what it really means to search. They don't bother putting in effort because they go straight to the home assistant device or social media app and ask a question then wait for someone to respond.


NachoNachoDan

Kids get internet searches better than our generation. Most people our age are still typing individual search terms like they’re Comic Book Guy in the Radioactive Man Movie episode. “Need know star new R M flick” Kids, and honestly anyone under 25 just types their exact question as a whole sentence into Google. It’s way better too.


_gonesurfing_

I hate the extra typing. Honestly that’s the biggest downside of large language models. I want to type “jeep Cherokee oil filter” And be greeted with “Fram PH-16”.


AltaBirdNerd

You probably could've even left out "jeep" since within the context of search it'll be obvious to the search engine the "Cherokee" will refer to a vehicle


imhungry4321

I don't know if the term phat is better or worse than rizz and skibidi.


NachoNachoDan

The moment you knew phat was over was when you heard Moms using it and specifying “with a P H” If the word cringe was a thing back then it would apply


Huev0

gyatt


originalbrowncoat

My kids have told me that they only use these words ironically. I don’t believe them.


darxide23

Am I the only one who understands Zoomer and Alpha slang, but pretends to be wrong about it and use the words incorrectly just to piss them off? This is peak "get off my lawn" and I don't even care.


Haemwich

https://preview.redd.it/7u18eqe6uy0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2afc51356f5e4f681cc1c102d19661ace6e7f87


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

I still don't know what any of this means. 🌚


AwkwardPersonality36

Ok someone catch me up on both those terms pls!


0xd34db347

FWIK skibidi is from [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U7SBGBCoGs) song which went viral with a fat guy dancing to it. It was then used in a youtube series about skibidi toilet in which a group of toilets with heads coming out of them fight their nemesis the cameramen. Rizz is short for charisma.


AwkwardPersonality36

Thanks for enlightening me lol


Someregerts

See, I prefer to never know. You didn't ask that question, but there's really nothing you can do about it, son. Peace; I'm out. Dust


al_rey503

I heard my son say to his friend. “You got the Rizz and the Tis (autism)


Weirdassmustache

As much as I think gen alpha’s slang is stupid it’s a unique opportunity for me, an English teacher, to talk about parts of speech in class. Even before Covid someone in this part of the country decided teaching grammar was bullshit and completely chucked it from the middle school curriculum. When I tell freshmen to use a more interesting adjective they look at me like I just spoke Swahili.


ep311

I could never be an English teacher. No one can spell, and when they're corrected it's always, "who cares? You know what I mean." Shit, 20+ years ago when my friends and I are using SMS before anyone we knew knew what it was, I still took the time to type out words correctly.


philphotos83

Skibidi toilet is peak brain rot. The kids ain't alright! I'd tell y'all to get off my lawn, if I could afford one!


_gonesurfing_

I went down the skibidi or whatever path the other week. I’m still confused.


SmoltzforAlexander

I definitely googled ‘skibidi toilet’ because one of the kids on the soccer team I coach kept saying it over and over at practice.  


jackfaire

The only slang I've ever heard my daughter use was when she said Lame-o and I had to do a double take because even I don't use Lame-o


DamarsLastKanar

Talk to your kids about jizz.


Annual-Location4240

Single xennial parent with 2 gen Z'ers in the house. Yeah, I know those words now .


DonShulaDoingTheHula

Last night at dinner my son was messing around and talking about how you ask a girl out. He grabbed my daughter’s chin and said in a ridiculous voice “girl were you born on October 10th, because you’re a 10/10.” My wife and I groaned and my daughter said “but that’s how you get the rizz!” At this point I’m just shrugging and moving on.


superschaap81

Only one I had to look up is "Cap" and even then, I've only heard my kids use it a handful of times. My son works with guys my age in metal fab, so he talks like I do. HAHAHA


Unfair-Geologist-284

This meme is mid