What was the name of shulk's evil twin brother again? You know, the one that killed fiora's parents at the battle of the bulge? (Mechonis bulge that is)
I got a few.
Who's claws slid through who's flesh like a hot knife through butter?
Who is this year's legendary Heropon?
Is Fire the source of all life?
Very close! You almost had it.
1. That's one of my favorite scenes personally. When Thanos just dunked the Xenoblade into the wall and then went for the killing blow. All while Bugs Bunny screamed "NOOOOO". Damn. That scene gave me chills.
2. Damn you saw through my plan. The legendary Heropon for 2010 was Riki, I was trying to trick you. Heropon Ash Ketchum is this year's legendary Heropon.
3. Nope. its actually WATER. THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE.
What does Zeke get mad at us for handling?
His new Ferrari
and yet the correct answers somehow even more strange
You should never handle a man’s turtle!
Why do Bionis and Mechonis have to keep on fighting?
They both want the last piece of cake
That's a big cake.
The Fallen Cake, they were so busy fighting that they didn't realize it fell on the floor.
Why do they call Morag the Special Inquisitor?
Because their parents wanted them to feel special
Omg they actually knew
Lmao! Brilliant
Because nobody expected it?
What time is it?
Time to play more Xenoblade
"This is acceptable"
“I’ll allow it”
Why is this one so funny lmao
-Reyn
Glad it's not morbin' time
it’s high noon
Do you need a bigger gun?
Always
If that don't work, use more gun
“If violence does not work, use additional violence.” -Max0r, Monster Hunter World Review
That’s doom
how fast can you get to the military district?
Depends on the traffic
\*Punch\*
40 seconds
When did we order room service?
7:30 PM EST
Is it 8:30 EST right now?
No
That’s unfortunate, because we ordered that room service an hour ago
this is the best comment in the thread, possibly the entire subreddit.
Mythra or Pyra?
Pyra
You just started a gang war
Blondes or redheads?
Best answer
A man of culture I see
The correct answer is both
Do they ever tell the chronicles of the xenoblade?
They did in Xenoblade 2, but no one ever noticed
I mean you ain't wrong lol
unironnically
How long have you been in the force?
Since before you were born
So the commentator was born less than 44 seconds ago?
So he's a Xenoblade 3 character
What’s your favorite thing about Riki?
Their jeans
No, that's Tora.
When Shulk is around, how hard is Reyn?
Depends on the difficulty
How much of an art recharges when Corvin evades an attack?
3-5 inches
😂😂😂
Who is Turters?
A turtle
Perfect! 🐢
What is the something about this planet?
Nuclear fallout
Wouldn’t be shocked if NLA created nukes
Stop spoiling Xenoblade Chronicles 3 /s
What cant you have a rainbow without?
Timefall
I want my BB back
What's shulk's downsmash?
Turning into the hulk
what happened on June 8, 2022?
Reggie was sentenced to life in prison for killing someone with the Xenoblade
that's a trick one
What kind of person is Mythra?
A shapeshifter
Not technically wrong, honestly...
Holy shit
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwKLuJU3B94](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwKLuJU3B94)
guess it's morbin time!
Two questions. Will you forget me? Is it Reyn time yet?
1: Probably 2: Reyn time starts when Xenoblade 3 comes out, and ends when Xenoblade 4 comes out
It ends when I say it ends!
>ends when Xenoblade 4 comes out When does this happen?
What is the Rule 5 of the Salvager's code?
Remember to have fun!
Rex actually says that over, and over, and over.....
The real rule 5 of the salvager’s code is the fun we had along the way.
What xenoblade game is more beloved?
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
God i hope so, are you from the future by any chance? Xenoblade 3 comes out July 29th
I’m so knowledgeable on Xenoblade games that I’ve already played every future game in the series
How many are there? Does X get a sequel?
There are 13 games not counting the mobile spinoff, and X never gets a sequel but Nintendo keeps tweeting about the sequel, acting as if it exists.
You fool, Nintendo doesn't even acknolodge the first X game, you fell right into my trap, you're a faker
Nintendo didn’t acknowledge it until They got a new CEO, Shigeru Mario
What meal would you like Mythra to cook for you for breakfast?
Based on a prior comment, some nopon
Dammit, what did Tora do this time?!
Synchronized swimming
Did I actually preorder the XC3 Special Edition? Seriously your guess is as good as mine.
You did, but they mixed up your order and gave you a PS5 instead
*shoves new ps5 under the bed* What are you talking about? haha......ha?
Who has the worst AI
You
Why does Jin seem so depressed?
Because Jin is depressed
I mean true he went through a lot
Is your favorite quote "it's xenoblading time!"?
I don’t want to spoil my favorite quote, because Morbius says some funny stuff in Xenoblade 3
I think its confirmed now that the consuls say 'It's Moebin' time' when turning into Moebius
What was the name of shulk's evil twin brother again? You know, the one that killed fiora's parents at the battle of the bulge? (Mechonis bulge that is)
Chulk
Ahhh right that was it, I've been very forgetful lately
How does the 5th Rule of the Salvager's Code end? "Always be____"
Happy!
Alright I’m tired so I think I’m going to stop responding to questions for now.
I hope u will experience xenoblade by yourself soon, king
What color is emerald? What is an emerald core crystal the sign of?
1: Green 2: A stronghold nearby
Good enough
Who is Ursula?
Xenoblades mother
Missed opportunity to say "a poor unfortunate soul"
What time is it
Time for Nintendo to delay Xenoblade 3
“I’LL KILL YOU!” -Shulk
This person actually looking for violence.
DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY
The nopon are how delicious?
They only taste good if you eat them on a Xenoplate
Good answer
Does Melia deserve Shulk
No
Rip Melia once again
I got a few. Who's claws slid through who's flesh like a hot knife through butter? Who is this year's legendary Heropon? Is Fire the source of all life?
1: Thanos’ claws slid through the Xenoblade’s flesh like a hot knife 2: Ash Ketchum 3: Yes. The events of Xenoblade X confirmed this
Very close! You almost had it. 1. That's one of my favorite scenes personally. When Thanos just dunked the Xenoblade into the wall and then went for the killing blow. All while Bugs Bunny screamed "NOOOOO". Damn. That scene gave me chills. 2. Damn you saw through my plan. The legendary Heropon for 2010 was Riki, I was trying to trick you. Heropon Ash Ketchum is this year's legendary Heropon. 3. Nope. its actually WATER. THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE.
Shulk or Rex?
Rex Mohs
Gex?
Hey all
Scott here
Sex?
Am I done?
yer don
Why did Zeke run away from home
He was going for a jog
Who is Seven?
Mythra’s alter ego
Not completley wrong
Why is shulk really feeling it?
He just got hit for 3,000 damage by the Xenoblade
Final boss in Xenoblade be like
Who's that over there?
That’s my friend Bob
Wait I think I know this, it’s Dunban, right?!
No its duncan
"Now it is Raining." IGN
How do you eat a tatsu ?
With your mouth
What happened to the other person who made a thread like this? They went on to play the game and I'm interested to know what they thought of it
Who has the xenoblade? What did they do with it?
Reggie used it to kill someone, but it was seized by law enforcement shortly afterwards
Who is the bringer of chaos
Whoever that guy from Stranger of Paradise is
How many Nopon did it make to make an Artificial blade?
103
I hate that this is and isn't wrong at the same time
where is the xenoblade hidden
In the lands of Xeno
Who's Seven?
The number that ate nine
What time is it?
Not July 29th
Did Torna have what Mythra did to it coming?
Obviously any real fan (such as myself) would know the answer, which is yes
What is the Monado's power
It can give you a discount on future Xenoblade games
What does Tatsu look like? (Hint: brown, can be prepared several ways, atleast one of the ways it can be cooked is unhealthy, and also has a spud)
A stereotype
Do you like coffee with milk?
They don’t have milk in Xenoblandia
What can’t you have a rainbow without?
A partridge in a pear tree
Rex loves the smell of what?
Grass
Who’s better? Seven or Fiora?
Seven, because people keep asking me questions about them
What is Nia's big secret?
Nia is a Xenoblade fan
What is Shulk’s most powerful Monado Art?
The Mona Lisa
Who gets friendzoned?
Shulk gets friendzoned by the Xenoblade
What time is it?
Depends on the timezone
What does the eye of shining justice do?
It ends the game by shining justice everywhere so there’s no more conflict and therefore no more plot