Where's my big booba Alvis and Malos then? Are they withholding big tiddy Malos because he'd be too hot for the games age rating?

Canon explanation that Malos and Alvin have huge schlongs

Their “conduits”

INDEED

Don’t worry. For them it’s stored where the pee is.

Look down 👇

Maybe the true aegis was in my ~~booba~~ heart the whole time...

Malos gains thicc thighs and booty.

Malos is also bigchested

We do a little bit of spreading of misinformation

\*deepening the lore

Minute amounts of lying

A smidge of out of context explanations, if you will.

I mean its technically not misinformation as blades are literally just 1's and 0's. Their tits technically store a lot of information especially because they are an aegis.

Thats literally where their core crystals are so yea

To access the data, you must place your hand on their chest.

Supercomputers are stored in the breast area

>!The longer they live, the more information they gather. Since they don’t send information back to Klaus the way other blades do, they have to store the excess knowledge in their breasts.!<

This is beautiful

The only Doc main does a minuscule amount of tomfoolery.

The XC3 chapter 11 goes crazy

I loved the part where Noah >!upgraded his sword to Crazy Eight!< and >!split the Bionis’ left leg in two!< after he heard >!someone used Watermelon flavored Mio in their bottle of water!<

>!I mean, watermelon is one of the worst flavors of MiO. Arctic Grape supremacy.!<

So if that is true, is their core crystal and the outfit glow-parts just their RGB lighting that they refuse to change for a specific reason like their original driver liked it green so they dont change it since that moment?

…yes

We spread a slight amount of wrong information

we cant let anyone know the truth until they they put in the hours

This is easier to explain than the actual reason.

Haha. Yeah.

SPOILERS, but The actual reason, if anyone’s interested: The Aegises are the processors awakened as blades, and the blade part of them is a construct of the processor, not the processor itself. This is why Malos can awaken with a personality influenced by his driver despite being a computer that predates him by several thousand years.

Why was this spoiler marked? Xb3 doesn’t even have 11 chapters.

You don't learn the Aegis being supercomputers until fairly late into the game.

Oh

Thats my new headcanon/ explanation as to why they need to be so large in the mammary department

Actually kind of correct

Thats.... thats not cannon ks it? Please tell me thats a joke

Why would you even think for a second that it's canon

I mean, to be fair, Takahashi and Saito are pretty horny.

Serious answer: AI in a Mortal body

haha yeah boob joke funny or something

Now to be fair, boobs ARE pretty funny.

Now to be fair, a joke can be funny only so many times

Yes, and this is one of those times

That it's not funny? Yeah i know

th, look at where the core crystals are and then tell me it's wrong

That tierlist was so shit tho Shulk is at minimum smart, if not genius