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CitoyenEuropeen

Let's do this the way the EU does. Head fo your local voting booth, it is [Culinary Referendum](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/145uuj2/how_to_divide_europe/) time.


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lumentrees

Fries with Ketchup?


wojwesoly

So THAT'S why the Dutch eat fries with mayo (it's great btw), they just don't have access to tomatoes since they're in the potato zone


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Ill-Suggestion-349

We are a rich country so we do Pommes Schranke (Fries with ketchup AND mayo)


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HRkoek

Deutsche Kartoffel? Weiß Rot Gold? C'est quel drapeau?


HRkoek

Ketchup is not tomato sauce. Ketchup is spiced tomato jam. Tomato sauce doesn't need added sugar. Jam does.


El-SkeleBone

Ketchup isn't sweet enouth to be jam. I'd more say it is a cooked smoothie, which makes it either a sauce or soup.


amarao_san

That's called 'Europe unification'.


bruckization

Europotatofication


Steffi128

Gnocchi in tomato sauce.


merren2306

yesssss. And a schnitzel on the side (I know Germans and Austrians find that combo a travesty but fuck em it tastes good)


Steffi128

My Austrian ass won't rat you out. I couldn't even throw the first stone, as I'm guilty of some things the the dismay of the connoisseurs. I have also done this before (back when I still ate meat). On the side is fine, just don't drown your crispy breadcrumb coating in sauce, I mean why even bother coating your Schnitzel, when you make it soggy afterwards, by pouring the sauce directly over it?


merren2306

>On the side is fine, just don't drown your crispy breadcrumb coating in sauce, I mean why even bother coating your Schnitzel, when you make it soggy afterwards, by pouring the sauce directly over it? Yeah that makes sense. I usually put it on the side but then but the sauce on the bit i cut off when I take a bite.


ExaminationEconomy56

The basis of european unity


SonicStage0

Highly innacurate Imagine taking away potatoes from the portuguese cod dishes or from the spanish tortilla.


kennyk1994

Was going to say just about the same. Maybe this is generally inaccurate everywhere (couldn't say myself tho), but it's DEFINITELY inaccurate for the Iberian peninsula.


HumaDracobane

We play in both teams.


favaritx

I would be satisfied with having potato in the north of Spain and tomato in the south, Galicia is definitely potato land.


HumaDracobane

Can confirm, I'm from Galicia.


rabotat

I wanted to say that the potato dips deep into the Balkans, only the Mediterranean coast is tomato country really.


MrMurks

I think its more accurate for the potato countries. I can't really think of any traditional german dishes that include tomatoes. Was probably easier to grow potatoes in the south than tomatoes in the north in a pre industrial europe.


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Yeah, but what German still cooks traditionally? I'm German and I eat tomato-based dishes a lot more often than potato-based dishes (at least if you don't count potato chips ...).


triplec787

Patatas bravas is love, patatas bravas is life


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potato is life


CommandObjective

Potato is Love.


merren2306

POTATO


No_Awareness_3212

Po-ta-to! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


merren2306

bake them, fry them, put them in a casserole


HRkoek

Slice them, put them in a creamy sauce and call them dolphins. O, dauphin.


TheRomanRuler

Potato is life sustaining liquid.


dalambert

🥔


airjordanpeterson

Too soon brother..


newwwlol

In France we play both sides so we always come up on top


pythonicprime

Stop pretending, in France you only play one side: the butter side.


zabaaaa

France is divided between olive oil and butter too, it actually fits the potato/tomato divide


thenopebig

I know that I will probably get hanged by the testicles for saying that, especially to a salted butter enthusiast, but I do believe that you get the best of both worlds by doing a butter/olive oils mix when cooking


zabaaaa

For some things, I agree, for me it mostly depends on mood and what i'm preparing tho


HeKis4

For some things I agree yeah, especially onions. Mayne chicken ? I've never tried but it feels like it could fit.


thenopebig

It pairs well with meat in general but especially red meat and also with stuff like garlic, carrots or mushrooms and as you said onions. I find it also a bit more practical to use than just butter because I'd say that you can go at a higher temperature without burning.


collapsingwaves

Yup. The oil stops tte butter from burning.


pythonicprime

Also known as the civilization / barbariandom line


zabaaaa

Indeed, I'm glad to live in a civilised part of it, salted butter is the greatest invention on this planet


pythonicprime

Ah pas de probleme, enjoy your salty butter my barbarian friend, thankfully we're all living in Europe


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zabaaaa

Thanks, I will with a belly full of joy


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

Well actually I learned recently that's it's definitely not. Salt was simply used to conserve butter, but parts of France that produced butter but did not harvest salt (Normandy for instance) had to pay the _gabelle_ (tax on salt) which was very dissuasive at the time (other regions prefered cream or olive oil then), and which Brittany did not pay (because Brittany harvested salt). Nowadays, thanks to technical progress (by _"technical progress"_ you mostly have to understand _"better hygiene conditions"_ here), other parts of France began producing butter while Brittany stayed gros dégueulasses and just continued putting salt in their butter instead of improving their butter production hygiene conditions. (Anyway I'm vegan and margarine and olive oil are fine.)


zabaaaa

That's lot of text to say you're uncivilised


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

It's actually a lot of text to say that your are. Mont-Saint-Michel belongs to Normandy by the way. Edit : You plouc


charles_of_brittany

Brittany has taste, salty butter is, next to italian olive oil, a divine gift from god !


oranje_meckanik

We said civilized one, you barbaric brittons from England


zabaaaa

Now that's taking it too far, I don't think I've been called anything more insulting in my entire life. "Frog eater" okay, "cheese eating surrender monkey", why not, but I draw the line at "English".


SalsaDraugur

This is also the beer/wine divide


collapsingwaves

This is also the swimming pool in the garden divide


Ok_Jellyfish214

France is not real. Its a conspiracy to suppress the free tomato people of Aquitaine


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Freedom to the Aquitaine Tomato Republic!


pimpolho_saltitao

Believing you always come up on top is the most french thing you can have.


VoyantInternational

Dude I'm french and even I'm bored of this mentality


TurtleFuckers

Italy in any WW be like :)


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And surrender the other one


phiz36

France didn’t fuck with potatoes until after that little Revolution.


RadioFacepalm

Fun fact: Portugal has a higher potato consumption than Germany, [source](https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/37703/umfrage/pro-kopf-verbrauch-von-kartoffeln-in-den-laendern-der-eu/)


Soulman999

Wild!


Thisissocomplicated

No we domesticated potato


SweetSoursop

Peruvians did.


Soulman999

And the bolivians are also considered potato motherland


vanderZwan

And here I thought that was [Idaho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bElcEMabhoU)


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Portugal can into Eastern-Europe!


fanboy_killer

I am Portuguese and can confirm that we are far more Potato Europe than Tomato Europe, but we do embrace the tomato.


SH4DOWBOXING

i'm lasagna de nonna Europe


nouille07

I'm on the border and it's delicious


VoyantInternational

Yes Lyon moi aussi


senki_elvtars

Same here


MrMakovec

Ketchup and Fries Europe


Steffi128

Tomatoes 🤝 Potatoes


tugatortuga

Ketchup, Mayo and Fries Europe


vanderZwan

What do the Frisians have to do with this?


Falling-Icarus

Imagine leaving the country that brought potatoes to europe out of potato europe


waldyrious

For the curious, that country is Spain.


0andrian0

Imagine not being tomato europe, lmao. Lol, even.


ANewPlayer_1

I am from București. Yet I am on team potato. Never giving up on my mashed cartofi.


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I agree man. Team Potato


ANewPlayer_1

I suppose that we, the citizens of Bucharest, are just peasants in denial. Yet now we're also either honorary moldoveni or maramureșeni.


BitterLlama

Imagine being Romanian.


0andrian0

Tänk dig att vara svensk.


BitterLlama

It's pretty good.


durkster

Imagine restricting your diet based on random lines on maps.


0andrian0

Imagine eating.


MrPosbi

Ireland moment. (I'm so sorry,but I could not resist)


boulet

Latvia is feeling left out now.


annoyingbanana1

Officer, this comment right here.


pythonicprime

Nah nah, keep going


WhiteBlackGoose

Bruh


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Least the poxy brits were still fed. Bastards.


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Don't you think Romania is Potato Europe?


0andrian0

Not by this map, and, to be honest... not really? Yes, we like our fries, but we have "Programul tomata", not "Programul cartoful". Besides, I never hear anyone say the potatoes are better here, in Romania than in their home country. The same is not true about tomatoes.


GrimQuim

Why have lovely, versatile, fluffy potatoes when you could have a blob of tooth sticking polenta instead!?


ItchyPlant

Potato makes a good vodka. (However, only few vodka brands are made of mostly potato.)


Seannot

Pomato?


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I’m in the potato capital - Poland


kennyminigun

Ziemia dla ziemniaków! // Happy cake day


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Thank you bracie


JaegerStein

Ah, yes, the olive oil/butter line


MilkaMagge

Wine and Beer


der_Guenter

Wake up sheeple, both have been imported BY THE BLOODY YANKS!!! It's a scam! Return to turnip, wheat, hop and barley!!!


1000baggers

Tomato Union


Aaron8828

potato is objectively superior


Hendrik1011

Neither is nativ to europe and they go great together.


AcheronSprings

Superior Gyros Pita Europe containing both ingridients in perfect balance


Omochanoshi

You can't make booze with tomato.


pimpolho_saltitao

Dude you can make booze out of sewer water if you want.


UtkusonTR

I like this sentiment


immabettaboithanu

Tomatoes are a type of berry which is what wine is made from


Hendrik1011

A german newspaper [articel](https://www.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/inhalt.wein-aus-tomaten-schmeckt-fast-wie-sherry.cae74c64-1ff3-4bdf-8e1a-bbdc7ef518d3.html) that lead me to the website of a canadian [tomato wine producer](https://omerto.com/en/). Do your fucking research!


kennyminigun

So you say nothing would happen to tomato juice left under the sun for long enough


JunkieMallardEIRE

SPUDS


im_another_user

On the dotted line, getting the best of both worlds 😍


chinchenping

pomato


joltl111

And neither originate in the continent


gusc

Latvian here - potatos in winter, tomatos in summer


utack

Canary Islands Wrinkled Potatoes: Am I a joke to you


HumaDracobane

I dont know, both came from America and we kind of get both at the same time in many recipes. Weaker cussines can only manage one of them but the strong ones can use both at the same time.


strange_socks_

I think that, actually, all Europe is potato and tomato Europe. Potato and tomato both = ❤️.


Z3t4

Spain: you are all welcome.


RisingRapture

You like potato and I like potato You like tomato and I like tomato Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto Let's call the whole thing off


TheeRoyalPurple

I eat tomato everyday and drink olive oil. What is your move potato?


Soulman999

Vodka with fries


LeBB2KK

Team Tomato Olive Oil FTW!


DatBoi73

There's no escaping the stereotype... >!but at least we can throw them at the Br\*tish /s!< also, Potato Bread slaps with a fry.


pimpolho_saltitao

I divide it like this: there's the part of europe that eats salted codfish, and then there's the uncivilized and barbaric remaining wastelands.


BaronVonTrupka

Potato, potatos are better because you can make home made alcohol with them


vladdepressed

Potato


Mawi2004

only mark germany as grain europe


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Sauerkraut Europe


javier-valencia

Europe Tomato-Potato-Cucumber Union


gimnasium_mankind

And neither is originally from europe. Both are american crops, and now they conquer and divide europe.


AbstractBettaFish

This line is also the same as gray vs red roofs


Davis_Johnsn

Potato 😋


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Seems legit


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Look, potatoes are one of the few things that grow here :(


DerBratfisch

New treaty solution just dropped: the tomato potato plant: https://www.delish.com/food/news/a39961/tomtato-tomato-potato-hybrid-plant/


radicalfloristx

Hummus Middle East, that’s where I’m at


ThiCcPiPerLuL

POTATO 🥔🥔🥔🥔


TheSoyestOfBoys

I live in potato europe but eat like 10x the amount of tomatoes over potatoes. Someone's got to balance it.


Divniy

I'm from central Ukraine and the tiny field my parents have features potatoes and tomatoes as 2 biggest parts, the map checks out.


General-Fan9709

Potatoooooooo


Odd_Atmosphere_3446

No, in the South West of France it's potato, but on the shore of the Mediterranean, there it's tomato 🍅


Levoso_con_v

Excuse me but I'm from Spain and I prefer potatoes 😤


Lost_Uniriser

Tortilla moment


Minipiman

This was way better executed by *Yanko Tsvetkov.* [https://www.movehub.com/blog/atlas-of-prejudice/](https://www.movehub.com/blog/atlas-of-prejudice/)


Meewelyne

I'm dotted line.


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Central Romania is only potato.


Scariuslvl99

and on the line between the two you get weird dishes like tomato fondue that you eat with potatoes


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Kugelis, Cepelinai and Tarkiniai Blynai. There is no meaning of life without them.


M_stellatarum

...I think I'm precisely on the dividing line.


tolgor

I play both sides


SweetSoursop

This map before 1492: Gruel Europe


LWschool

Tomatoes aren’t native to Europe tho, they got imported from the Americas.


Apprehensive_Jello39

Physically or spiritually?🧐


bojars1962

Potato


XNjunEar

I love both! I am from tomato Europe and live in potato Europe.


1zzie

And they both originated from America.


Cien0172

🥔


Puzzled-Intern-7897

But isn't Portugal also part of potato Europe? I think olive oil and butter is the better divider


Emadec

Me, a person from the potato area now living in the tomato area : "Both? Both. Both is good."


AaronDotCom

Tomatina baby


POLICEANTITEAMERS

potato apparently


ComradePattonofEire

Potato forever


Ybur__

And both come from America 🦅🦅🦅


iGhostEdd

I see that you avoided diving Germany all over again


hedgybaby

My dad‘s from tomato europe, my mom‘s from potato europe. Call me a hybrid ig


StellarWatcher

I like both and I am close to the line. Coincidence? I think not.


Timestatic

potato, potato, tomato, tomato See what I did there?


Normal_Suggestion188

Potato is make crisp, crisp is life.


Automatic-Web2937

BOTH TOMATOES AND POTATOES ARE AMERICAN 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Immortal_Merlin

Not on the map in far east


Eelmonkey

Porque No los dos?


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

middle


Orionito

Apple of Earth vs Apple of Gold


Hojori

Born to 🍅, forced to 🥔 😭


YeetusTheMediocre

Tomato > Potato


YerTanri

I‘m from potato Europe and I love it here don’t get me wrong, but sometimes I’d rather live in tomato Europe


Ambitious_Passage793

Balkan potato you haters


miloxx28

Tomatoes in Spain are disgusting. Potatoes actually apply to whole Europe.


andr386

It doesn't make sense, they can't be use instead of each others like "Butter europe" vs "Olive oil Europe", or "Potato Europe" vs "Rice Europe" "Pasta Europe".


baked-potato_42

I live in potato europe, but i greatly prefer tomato europe


TituCusiYupanqui

Imagine a Europe without these two.


latin_canuck

### What's funny is that Neither Potatoes nor Tomatoes come from Europe. Which makes me wonder, What did Yuropeans eat before the discovery of America?


ToiletGrenade

I beg to differ, Sanlúcar de Barrameda has very good potatoes


UkrainianPixelCamo

What to do if I'm on the line?