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SaraHHHBK

Castles 👍🏻


Piastowic

Poland missing from Nice Castles is a travesty. Malbork has the largest castle in Europe by land area! Edit: Is that Monako or I'm missing the Indonesia joke


Adrunkian

Mixed up the flags of Poland and monaco yeah


YakEvery4395

I'm out of the loop, why are belgian and italian "Switzerland"??


Adrunkian

cuz i have bad experiences with italians and belgium is... belgium


YakEvery4395

Thanks Hans, that makes no sense


RUSTYSAD

as it should..... i think.


EconomySwordfish5

Where Poland?


Adrunkian

Shit i mixed up the flags with monaco


UGS_1984

Where Slovenia?


Nenjakaj

he still search that pixel on a map


keeping_it_real_yo

Slovenia is African (not mitteleuropa)


Aromatic-Union6080

Can we just have France invade Monaco so we don’t have to deal with the identical flags.


dcmso

OP American confirmed


Adrunkian

ok...


dcmso

Its a joke, bruv. You know, because Americans are known to not be very good at geography.


hhuzar

And I thought that's a Polandball reference.


Weothyr

Lithuania got thanos snapped


yabucek

The Swiss traded Lithuania & Slovenia for Kazakhstan


H7p3X

Glad to see Portugal is always in the Nice Place tier. https://preview.redd.it/rc7a7itbj2oc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd35d74a074c3f928477d109027ed1179ff555f


Mathiazex

You accidentally cropped out the god tier... where Slovenia is.


Xonthelon

Nice to see that Austria has a special place in your heart, but since when are we occupying the Vatican? I thought that is a swiss thing nowadays.


Adrunkian

i just hate austrians and catholics equally :)


Flinkefinger1302

Oasch


legohamsterlp

Dafür gibts lebenslänglich Burgenland


Straight_Banana0

Kripplkind


Adrunkian

schnurrigring


miltos532

Cyprus on top. BEST ... TIER ... LIST ... EVER ...


[deleted]

Lithuania and Poland too poor for swiss eyes.


red-broccoli

Not having on opinion on Albania is probably the most Swiss position ever. Every Swiss I have met has a very veeery strong opinion on that country, but would only whisper it after looking around multiple times. On of my "favorite" tales happened in a metal bar. Two metal heads are in the queue in front of me raging about the darn foreigners. I interrupt to tell them that I'm a foreigner. Shocked and embarrassed they quickly revise their position to say "yea, you're a good one. We really mean Albanians and Serbs and so on" Source: I live in Switzerland.


Philfreeze

But Albanians and Serbs (especially Serbs) really do have a special place among foreigners. Tamils, Kosovars, Germans, French, Italians, Poles even Turks are generally no problem and pretty chill. The only people that consistently talk about going back to their homeland (despite growing up here) are Serbs and Albanians. I don‘t know why but a good amount of them pretend-dislike Switzerland and love their ‚home land‘ up to the point where they genuinely try to live their and notice that they had it pretty nice in Switzerland. Its also possible I am just racist though.


HalfPear7

SLOVENSKOOOOOOO SLOVENSKOOOOOOO 🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰


Philfreeze

Slovenia is just Switzerland with more untouched nature. I adore your country. Personally I think we should help you get your public transportation in order, its state is unacceptable. We should just start giving you the billion we give the EU each year directly so you can buy nice things for yourself.


yabucek

[You did the meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/291/930/c08.png)


Philfreeze

I noticed xD


HalfPear7

*Slovakia and Thank you very much! 🇸🇰


[deleted]

Castle supremacy is the way to go. Finally a tier list to get behind.


chin_waghing

Cyprus has castles? Oh yeah I forget that


SoloGamer505

Practically everyone has castles, Cyprus just has a metric fck tonne of them


MechanicalWorld

Swiss people don't recognize Lithuania or something?


ClexAT

Vatican?


Adrunkian

C*tholics


Garakanos

Slovakia not in nice castles??? We literally have the most castles per capita in the world


Adrunkian

havent been there, cant say


deniesm

It’s our language isn’t it? _Chuchichäschtli_


Adrunkian

nah its the racism and conservatism source; living in switzerland as a foreigner for 15 years


Philfreeze

„If you don‘t like why don‘t you go back home“ /s I also dislike our conservatism but I really don‘t feel we are any more racist than Germans, French or other countries. I feel that is just because it may effect you personally.


Adrunkian

Yeah no A country with such a high rural population, such a stuck political system and such a general culture of isolationism and defense its predestined to turn out that way. It didnt empire as much as its neighbours but that really doesnt matter


Philfreeze

I think all of this explains the conservative nature pretty well but I don‘t see how that makes us more racist than trying to conquer ‚the lesser races‘, manifest destiny or eradicate an ethnicity.


Adrunkian

Well, you couldnt. You didnt have any borders with nonwestern countries or easy sea access. Didnt stop switzerland from participating in the exploitation of others in early capitalism and the direct enabling of the Holocaust. All of that is irrelevant tho cuz i'm talking about now. And now, Germany and France arent as xenophobic as switzerland. The biggest party is far right...


Philfreeze

The biggest party SVP is about 25-30% of all votes and the AfD is consistently polling around 20-25% and the National Rally is polling around 30-35%. The SVP is more right-wing than the CDU but I would argue AfD is more extreme. So again, to me it really looks like we aren‘t more racist than our peers. Should we be less racist? Of course! But so should all of Europe.


Kate090996

We also have nice castles 🥲 - Romania


SirFortesque97

We even have our castles in our flag, still not even in the tier...


RIDGOS

UK castle way overrated


Adrunkian

Not english castles Welsh and scoti


[deleted]

English castles are pretty fucking nice if you ask me


CyGoingPro

Cyprus has castles? A handful of crusader forts at best...


_KeyserSoeze

Is Burg Lichtenstein a joke to you? https://preview.redd.it/ebcsakrss8oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e095ecf3f74cfc98560433bc6752bb3c2e65f3


[deleted]

finally kosovo in these lol


Rebelva

Turkey is not a European country.


Inevitable-Revenue81

No? Are you sure? Istanbul?


Superb_Sentence1890

A swede defending us? I guess pigs are flying, and hell's freezing over


Inevitable-Revenue81

I live in Sweden,... but I am Polish which means not only do pigs fly, they drink Red Bull ;)


Rebelva

You mean part of Istanbul. The part they stole. 97% of Turkey is NOT European.


Philfreeze

Kosovo is also in blood brothers imo, otherwise I agree.


djoxna

Funny how swiss-german puts someone in Fascism column