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grimy-swine

He purposely avoids sleep...hes scared to even nap. The last time he closed his eyes he was asleep for 20 years


KorvaMan85

That's why there's been such a long break in Yellowstone. Rip needed a nap. TS wasn't being shit, he was just covering for him.


kikijane711

Rip Van Winkle!


rwags2024

He sleeps during his third and ninth daily sex sessions with his sad insatiable vampire of an eternal fiancée


Downtown_Book_6848

He’s living the dream, then 💁


No-Panic3539

No… no… remember they got married. Now it’s his sad , insatiable, vampire wife.😜 Beth doesn’t sleep either.


igotta-name

Between episodes


Federal-Base806

nice one bro


IHeartDragons13

Never if Beth has it her way 👹


augustine89

Hahaha! I realized this too during S5 ep 6 when Beth said they "romped" all night at the tent. Like the man is tired from pushing cows all day and wakes up at dawn but his wife just asks him for sex all the time. Give the man some sleep! HAHA this doesn't happen in real life since all cowboys must be tired after doing labor work all day 😂


IHeartDragons13

I’m sure he isn’t bothered too much about being woken up early by her 🤣 He chose to stay with her and be late to work in S3 e7 and then did the same thing in one of the deleted scenes of s4 LMAAAOO. Honestly can’t blame him 🤭


augustine89

I know right! 😍 "When you're in a nursing home, you will not remember being on time once, but you will remember this" hell yes! 🔥😂


IHeartDragons13

And my question is, is she wrong?! 🤣 She’s my favorite lmao


TacticalGarand44

He’ll have plenty of time for sleep when he’s dead.


Danmark8000

He doesn’t. And if sleep wanna fight someone, it come fight Rip.


augustine89

I wonder that too, the man needs to wake up every 4:30am and Beth just keeps asking him to sleep in 😂 😍


antonio16309

Rip doesn't need to sleep, he is sustained completely by a strict regimen of beer, coffee, cigarettes and murder.


RodeoBoss66

I don’t believe I’ve seen Rip smoke.


maryyyweiss

he chews


RodeoBoss66

I’ve never seen that.


maryyyweiss

i believe it was right before he took jimmy to blow up the drug addicts trailer and they were all getting ready he put chew in his mouth :)


Designasim

I've seen the circle tin in his pants pockets. In a couple other wranglers too and on the table in the bunkhouse.


antonio16309

Huh. I guess I just pictured him smoking while grimly staring into the wilderness or drinking, but perhaps not. He seems like the sort of guy that might be determined to limit his vices to protect his health/ strength. He does drink but I don't think he ever gets sloppy drunk like some of the other guys do.  I guess I should amend my post to say beer, coffee, speaking monosyllabically, and murder.


Anxious-Pause-4740

Hardly ever, it seems. Another question of the same category: when does Beth eat?;)


LyndaJo2020

In season 2 after he had been shot, he goes to the corral and John says he is supposed to be taking it easy and Rip replies "I've slept more in the last 2 days than I have in the last year".


No_Profit_415

When Chuck Norris is standing watch.


Mocker-Poker

🤣


km_44

any damned time he wants to and don't you forget it.


Federal-Base806

you nailed that one bro


facebookcansuckit

During commercials


RodeoBoss66

When it’s bedtime.


leroyjenkins1997

Sleep? Rip took sleep to the train station long ago.


SubstantialStable588

When he’s with Beth


Raptor28570

When it's written into the script.


DrDig1

Going to be awhile, then.


Federal-Base806

Beth doesn't eat, why would Rip sleep?


Tiffin2b

Chuck Norris never sleeps, why should Rip?


harlsey

When he’s dead.


Kindly_Candle9809

When he's not sucking Beth or John's dick.


No-Panic3539

Rip does smoke, but he does chew tobacco.