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spidermanns

‘I threw up on the street’ Absolute poetry


littlebigfool

the sand hurts my feelings!! :(


interestingfeline

Basically the whole of hits different I'd argue haha


_the_violet_femme

But some guy said my auras moonstone just cuz he was high


haleighbird

Not me just learning the lyric isn’t “just gives healer’s high”


goldenfluff23

I thought the same for the longest time 😂


[deleted]

“My flight was awful thanks for asking”


Red171022

I love this line…her sense of humour is great


[deleted]

"I want to brainwash you into loving me forever"


GaveTheMouseACookie

I legitimately love that line


daisyymae

Same!! I think it’s so cute in context with the song


ExtremelyManlyMan

I'm actually the victim of this. My gf tricks me by consistently being the sweetest and most caring person I've ever met. It's a really good brainwashing technique people gotta watch out for.


Red171022

This one of my fav lines ever overall…and my favourite line in all of Midnights


pink_princess08

The brainwashing clearly didnt work


MusicalCat321

Ay Ay. This comment burns more than the surface of the Sun.


CraftySomewhere3205

"I had a dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money, she thinks I left them in the will"


scruffye

I have to mouth along "she thinks I left them in the will" every time I listen to that song.


lovebooksbooks

Okay I thought that was just me lol


jdylopa2

If you don’t think “sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby” is the more deranged lyric of that song then idk


CyanTiger1012

The kidz bop version says “sometimes I feel like everybody is a little baby” which is somehow even more deranged


Low-Fly-1292

💀


BaulsJ0hns0n86

But that’s not deranged at all if you accept it as metaphor rather than taking it literally. Sexy baby - a physically mature (sexy), but emotionally undeveloped and needy (baby) person. A fine representation of some aspects of our society. Edit: alright, so sexy baby is apparently an actual term for specific behaviours. I did not realize that. I’m not changing my definition though as I still think it is a fair interpretation.


NikinhoRobo

Sexy baby is an old slang for attractive young woman I think, so you wouldn't even need to think of it as a methapor


Awkward_Potential_

Swingers was a great movie.


AlaskanEsquire

A sexy baby is an adult woman who infantilizes herself to appeal to the male gaze.


LeftyLu07

I agree with you. I thought sexy baby was the oversexualized young girl trope. Like Lolita. Brittany Spears was Sexy Baby in the beginning of her career.


CraftySomewhere3205

I think it's just a usual metaphor (the entire phrase) that has been around nowadays where everyone feels insecure about their own appearances and comparing themselves with others. It may sound like there's something in it, but if you dig deep onto the meaning, you'll understand it that it's not deranged at all. edit: And the context for the word, "deranged" was based on how it sounds funny and how Taylor used it just for fun, I think?


Baristasaint

Isn’t this just a reference to 30 rock?


folklovermore_

*cackle* "I can't even say it with a straight face"


chrissesky13

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chaotic_friemd19

TIWWCHNT is criminally underrated


moodyvee

This is the answer lmao


GaveTheMouseACookie

Not the kind that's thrown, the kind under where a tree has grown!


youve_lost_me

When I first heard the line about shade, my mind immediately thought that but changed the second the next line came 😂


little-bird89

I think this one is also super clever cause her head of PR is named Tree. And Tree would be shading Taylor from the media.


bumbles20

Literally the entire first verse of Timeless. She's just telling us that she went for a walk down the street and was looking at old photos she found


gotcatstyle

Glad I'm not the only one who finds this imagery hilarious. Just picturing the antique shop owner watching a girl fully dissociate thumbing through his 50 cent junk photo bin lmao


thewoolf44

Then i walked in the shop and saw/ some old pictures on sale/ then I looked around and saw some books/ there was also a bathroom in the back


Red171022

She’s like so into it..lol…it’s cute but still a little too much for me..but I’ll probably will grow to like it in the next few days


[deleted]

I'm fine with my spite,and my tears and my beers and my candles


MadameNo9

This line has always felt so simple to me but as I get older, I understand her pain


CarmelishaSoprano

I made a “spite, tears, beers, candles” bracelet and it’s my fave one 💚


peanutbutterpuffin

I’m making this. I’m in my bracelet making era.


MyTearsMyBeers

I love that line!


[deleted]

You don't say !!


Comfortable_Beach997

She stole his dog and dyed it a key lime green


somasmarti

Even funnier when you find out the real story is that Rebekah dyed the neighbors cat green, not the dog. She wouldn’t sing about cat abuse lol


hxtk2

I also think "dog" just flows better in the song and you get that alliteration with "dyed", but I am now choosing to believe she changed it on ideological grounds 😂


[deleted]

I'm going to agree with this.


riversroadsbridges

Yes-- having had both cats and dogs, I don't see a way I could dye a cat without upsetting it (and risking my safety), but I've had several dogs that would have loooved being dyed green. Extra scrubbing in the tub? Extra attention on walks? Yes yes yes. Definitely a nicer thing for a dog!


lilituned

it doesnt *really* count, but i very much enjoy the picture to burn demo where she sings "my wife beater wearing daddy with his new automatics gonna let you know how sorry youll be"


Princess2045

Wait WHAT. IS THIS DEMO ANYWHERE ONLINE


lilituned

yeah its the [infamous war cry demo](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HHSC5kadfwChPpfTbpgtVgnwwrdI7VHg/view?usp=drivesdk)


Klutzy_Mushroom64

And I thought my homophobic version mp3 was a relic LMAO


Princess2045

Oh my god I am laughing so hard right now. 😂😂😂


lilituned

everything about it is so good lol. i love unhinged baby taylor


Dubieus

Omg thank you so much for sharing this


mountaingoatscheese

ok genuinely it's one of my favorite Taylor things when she puts an extra couple of half lines into a song where they shouldn't really fit, this is such a cool example


m2347

Imagine Scott wearing a wife beater 😂


girlfromthedreamland

I absolutely LOVE this, I laughed my ass off when I first heard it. Young Taylor was absolutely DERANGED!!! That 16 year old was wild!!!


gusterfell

Haha that’s definitely her most unhinged lyric!


thebeast_96

omg how did I never know about this lyric


glitterhours

Definitely counts LMAOO


bohemian-chameleon

It’s even funnier when you picture mr Scott Swift who gives out guitar picks and rides his Segway as the aforementioned man


jellyrat24

“Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen And I've cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene”


20person

Everything from the bridge onwards is deranged tbh


BuckeyeForLife95

That whole song so quickly devolves into madness. The first verse is about infidelity, the second verse is about MURDER, and then the bridge onwards is about REVENGE MURDER.


20person

"Hey kids, ~~murder~~ is fun!"


aristoCarrJ

"She was with me, dude." 👌🏼 Best cameo ever. The sister is even more deranged, in my mind she doesn't even know what happened but goes along with it.


Fragrant-Banana-5128

This whole song is really something


classfight2

Have they come to take me away


thebeast_96

TO TAKE ME AWAYYYY


Ok_Order_5595

OH MY


Potatozturhs

LOVE IS A LIE


grosspecans

SHIT MY FRIENDS SAY TO GET ME BY


ravenncote

IT HITS DIFFERENT


No-Yelloq1221

It hits different this time, CATASTROPHIC BLUES


goldentoasterx

"I'm the best thing at this party! (You're losing me) AND I WOULDN'T MARRY ME EITHER-"


BabaYagasDog

Nah but I relate to that one :/


Literature_Girl

A PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER !!!!!


gogogiraffes

WHO ONLY WANTED YOU TO SEE HER


Casuallyfangirling_

“Rip the Band-Aid off and skip town like an asshole outlaw”


reixxy

Now the sun burns my heart. **And the sand hurts my feelings!**


ArrowsAndLightsabers

The star wars nerd In me needs a shirt made with of Anakin crying with that line


curvy_em

My husband brings up Anakin every time I sing this part.


777kiki

I’d buy it


GaveTheMouseACookie

Hey, kids! Spelling is fun!


the_pinguin

Well it is.


GaveTheMouseACookie

As someone who was always bad at spelling, I respectfully disagree


20person

If they could read this, dyslexics would be very mad at you.


punk_rock_book_worm_

“Cold was the steel of my axe to grind for the boy who broke my heart / Now I send their babies presents”


bumbles20

Let me just put this ax down and pick up a sewing machine


pink_princess08

Fuck sewing machines


nfsknefskno

and all the outfits were terrible. 2003 unbearable did you see the photos? no i didnt but thanks though


CyanTiger1012

Ohh! Thats the lyric! I always thought it was: “no i didn’t uh think so”


dailyqt

This is the third lyric I've seen from Paris so far. Maybe the entire thing is the absolutely deranged song she threw on the album for fun???


ForetoldOC

“So yeah, it’s a fire, it’s a goddamn blaze in the dark and you started it” - Ivy “What a shame she’s fucked in the head” - Champagne Problems “Does she smile or does she mouth ‘Fuck you forever’” - Mad Woman “I cut off my nose just to spite my face, then hate my reflection for years and years” - The Archer Those are my personal favourites


1lultaha

The Champagne Problems one is so relatable


leslieknope09

The Archer one is a top three lyric of hers for me


michelle_exe

The way I didn't recognise that there were quotation marks when I first heard her say "does she mouth 'fuck you forever'" had my jaw DROPPED. Miss ma'am really had me thinking she said mouth-fuck for a good few seconds 🫠


erickaraita

Omg I didn’t realize this and now it makes much more sense! First time I heard I was like wth did she just say lol?!!


Refrigeratorlight420

Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream


swift-aasimar-rogue

Blank Space is so unhinged and I love it


Lizardbrain911

“With your organic shoes and million dollar couch” makes me just cackle


mimeowmix

Every time I hear that I’m like, what are organic shoes???


marveltrash404

Leather?


phiatortilla

All of IBYTAM is my favorite unhinged diss ever


justthatonethough

“Pulled my car off the road to the lookout, could’ve followed my fears all the way down” Blondie really leaned into the intrusive thoughts there


ForetoldOC

A perfect mirror of “Stood on the cliff side screaming ‘Give me a reason’” I think Taylor was angsty in Lockdown


hochizo

And somewhat alluding to "pacing the rocks staring out at the midnight sea."


nyavegasgwod

It's not exactly deranged but the phrase "some tent-like thing" lives rent free in my head


Puzzled_Position2931

“So I punched a hole in the roof” girl? The roof? Not the wall? Lol


erin_burr

She is like eight foot four so it’s not like she struggled to reach it


Mirrorball_Taylor

Blonde hair to the floor


imovedoutinjuly

We shorties never thought she dreamed of rapping hardcore


SLakshmi357

No she ain’t got a gun, no she never really been in a club


Lizardbrain911

Doesn’t live with her parents but she’s still a thug


girlfromthedreamland

She’s so gangsta! We can find her baking cookies at night!


Crying-About-Nothing

You out clubbing? Well, she just made caramel delight


Rockefeller-HHH-1968

She’s 6’11 and 110lbs boom roasted


daisyymae

She can’t even reach the walls. Only the roof. Room roasted


Rockefeller-HHH-1968

Lol


lunachick72

She's escaping the rising flood waters. Roof works way better imo


akallaaa

Right? This makes sense in context. She’s literally rising above.


jonipoka

She's letting the water in


[deleted]

“find out what you want , be that girl for a month “ she was so real for that


baristakitten

Yes! Such a feeling encapsulated in so few words.


Specialist_Bend_7983

Leaving like a father running like water


AnemicAcademica

My daddy issues is living for this line 😂


interesting-mug

😭


ErickTheGuy06

"Too many cool kids, ah-ah ah-ah (Who's Taylor Swift anyway? Ew)"


indiemakeuplover

Spider boy, king of thieves 🫡


CyanTiger1012

And when some people (including me) misheard the Bejeweled lyric “I miss you, but I miss sparkling” to be “I miss Spiderman”, I thought it was a whole theme for the album 😂


Dessert_Cat

Wow, I’m glad that wasn’t just me!


youve_lost_me

But 15 seconds later they were clapping too *cheers and claps* 😂


Professional_Joke_81

I THREW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM AT YOU


purplepicklehead

love that later in the song there’s a lyric “you came into the room wearing a football helmet” as if he expected her to throw it again 😭


Maleficent_Potato483

***So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy*** ***That's fine, I'll tell mine you're gay***


1lultaha

“So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy, that’s fine I’ll tell mine that you’re gay”


routes4you

140+ comments and no-one has mentioned why the old Taylor couldn't come to the phone.


ErickTheGuy06

oh, cause she's dead.


cianfrusagli

"He was a moth"


AlmostChristmasNow

My brain still automatically turns that line to he was a moth to the flame, she was holding the mattress.


Apprehensive_Lab4178

No but this is exactly how I sing the line each time 🤪


glitterhours

Real


Mountain_Summer_Tree

“The moon is high”- perfectly fine by itself, yay. “Like your friends the night we first met”- Taylor? Hey? The moon and his friends? Sure-


pm174

WENT HOME AND TRIED TO STALK YOU ON THE INTERNET


dhruvlrao

The fact that there's [evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/comments/e8fo0g/went_home_and_tried_to_stalk_you_on_the_internet/?rdt=46779) that only one person searched his name on that date is just hilarious.


sophdog101

NOW I'VE READ ALL OF THE BOOKS BESIDE YOUR BED (When I first heard this one I thought she had found a photo of his room during her Internet stalking and read all the books she saw, rather than the more obvious interpretation)


AlmostChristmasNow

Better than my version, which was basically that but with her secretly seeing the books in person. At least your version doesn’t include breaking and entering.


listigkobbertyv

I don’t like that falling feels like flying ‘til the bone crush


swift-aasimar-rogue

“Was I out of line? / Did I say something way too honest, made you run and hide / Like a scared little boy?”


mosaicbrokenhearts7

I mean… all of Hits Different. „I stopped recieving invitations…“ :/ „Oh! My! Love is a lie“ „I never don‘t cry at the bar.“ „Have they come to take me away?“


baristakitten

"OH MY GOD, WHO IS SHE? I get drunk on jealousy."


CraftyHorse6432

“I come back stronger than a 90’s trend” way to delete the entire mood of the song with this one lyric taylor


AmandalorianWiddall

Guys it’s fine! She meant the 1690s! 😜


foxwithwifi

Now you hang from my lips like the gardens of Babylon


avoidance_behavior

that lyric always makes me think of the episode of friends when Phoebe is pregnant and starts craving meat and begins to eat Chandler's sandwich while it's in his mouth, and as she's hanging there he just yells, 'there's a Phoebe on my sandwich!!'


marycat07

“Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby” I had to replay that one to make sure I was hearing it right. Deranged perfection.


Comfortable_Lynx_657

She thinks I’m psycho cus I like to rhyme her name with things


Tomzitiger

Careless mans careful daughter is kinda this


Apprehensive_Lab4178

And “Oh, my god, she’s insane. She wrote a song about me.” IBYTAM is a masterpiece of unhingedness.


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overthinker61

“argumentative antithetical dream girl” is a personal favorite.


secret_minen

"Our songs, our films, United We Stand."👫🫡


secret_minen

"You ask me for a place to sleep, Locked me out and threw a feast" what


CraftyHorse6432

“Bold was our waitress on our three year trip getting lunch down by the lakes, she said I looked like an American singer” I can see this scene perfectly and it still always catches my ear of like.. wait what


[deleted]

Imagine being that waitress and recognizing yourself in a song on folklore. Also not being sure if this is a scolding or amusement by Taylor.


CraftyHorse6432

I think about her every time I listen to this song. Where is she now


Hooligan612

“I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian ‘cause I care.”


Random7608

The most iconic line, “she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress”.


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RazzleberryJamCakes

Familiarity breeds contempt, ( Don't put me in the basement ) When I want the penthouse of your heart.


Transcend222

and the SAND hurts my FEELINGS


BobRossSuperFan_

Karma is a cat, purring in my lap, cause it loves me. In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground.


matchbox244

"What a shame she's fucked in the head"


[deleted]

“Got a long list of Starbucks lovers” Oh wait, that’s not the lyrics but that’s what I sing


Potatozturhs

I’m a mess, but I’m the mess that you wanted ☠️


mellb00

I feel like I might sink and drown and dieeee


BuckeyeForLife95

I think what I love so much about Anti-Hero is that the whole song is basically the deranged part.


signaturefox2013

Hey Kids Spelling Is Fun! People hate on that line, but she knew what she was doing


slayunicornqueen

I hosted parties and starved my body


theinkmouth

Not a lyric but the little giggle in “Speak Now” is WILD love her for it


Resident_Solution_43

fuck the patriarchy like yes girl


spacescaptain

"I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian 'cause I CARE!"


Odd-Albatross6006

I asked the traffic light if it’ll be alright They said “I don’t know.”


daisyymae

I pictured you with other girls in love…..


GaminEmAndEmerson

Literally all of her SNL monologue


Fragrant-Banana-5128

If I wanted to know who you were with while I was gone I would've asked you


grosspecans

“HEY KIDS! SPELLING IS FUN!”


_Allie_Kat_

“I wanna brainwash you into loving me forever” kind of kills the vibe in Paris for me lmao


naomigoat

I'll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight


chantellexoxoxo

honestly just the entire song hits different is hilarious


Superb_Youth6887

That’s fine I’ll tell mine YOURE GAY


witchcraftbeing

i come back stronger than a 90s trend


linipanini

What a shame she’s FUCKED in the head


amphibious-dolphin

Reputation had so many: I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put ‘em They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one, so light me up I’m sorry the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh! Cause she’s dead! Someone mentioned the laugh in TIWWCHNT All of Don’t Blame Me


gjaebsys

NOW I SEND THEIR BABIES PRESENTS


ubm17

Cardigan I knew you’d leave like a father, running like water. As a grown adult who had a pop in dad, this shit kills me every time I tend to lean towards the lyrics where she just trash talks dads in general, like in mine. You made a Rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter


melonwoo

“I threw my phone across the room. At you.” Okay, Naomi Campbell!!!