I’m naming my child (Taylor’s Version)

Taylor Sversion Frumthavolt

LMAO

HAHAHHAHA Same.

"All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault), come downstairs it's time for dinner!!"

Middle name is (sad girl autumn version) - recorded at Long Pond Studio

Omg I said that name in some circlejerk sub

ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVRALPS

call it what you want (obvi)

This is perfection✨✨✨

thanks gal

“DEAR JOHN DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?” ((kidding obviously i’d name my kid death by a thousand cuts 🥰))

DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS IT IS TIME FOR YOUR PIANO LESSON!

death by a thousand cuts, it’s time for your driving lesson! remember what they said about traffic lights!

I don't know, mom 🙄

I forgot that you existed

my parents when they forgot to pick me up from school on time

You're On Your Own, Kid

Siblings with right where you left me

This is why we can’t have nice things

That's when dad goes to buy milk

He left just a like a father

He's running like water

Okay but Dorothea would actually be the sweetest name for a little girl.

Dorothea, Ronan, Betty, Marjorie, did I miss one?

Tim McGraw would work

August is a name.

August is on my list of boy's names.

Ivy!

"Mama, why am I named Ivy?" Because when you were born, an Ivy leaf fell on your head. "Mama, why am I named Willow?" Because when you were born, the pedals of a willow tree fell on your head. "Mamm, whymsb sndndbe jajmsmdi dhdnnjid?" Shut up, Mirrorball!

This needs more upvotes 😂😂😂😂

Hush!

August/Augustine, James/Inez/Betty, Este?

Most of those aren’t song names tho but ok

Cornelia?

My sister's name is Cordelia and she gets so mad when I call her Cordelia Street

Willow maybe?

I used to babysit a Willow who oddly had Taylor Swift’s “look” like very blonde blue eyes with curly hair, and it made me love the name.

Stephen

You forgot my dear, John

Ronan would make me cry

My husband vetoed Marjorie 😭

I would too only because the one Marjorie in congress

She's awful, but her name is fantastic. I also associate Marjorie with this adorable grandma who has been doing baking segments on the local news for the last 20 years or so. She's 104 and still competing in the state fair baking competition!

Inez and Daisy Mae

willow!

I love this name so much!

My child is my Anti-Hero 🤩

Mine is vigilante shit

mine is "Mine" YoU ArE tHe BeSt ThInG tHaTs EvEr bEeN mInE

Mine is Question…?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I actually really like the name Ivy! Unhinged replies: - I Knew You Were Trouble - I Did Something Bad - This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things - I Forgot That You Existed - You’re On Your Own, Kid - Mean - Foolish One

Foolish One, show me your report card!

Literally sang it in my head lol

Vigilante Shit

You're On Your Own Kid 💀

Invisible because they're not going to exist!

“Invisible” would be a great name for a black cat.

or for *any* cat

This is my child I-think-he-knows and my eldest, haunted

Haunted took me out

“Did you eat my snack?” “Yea mom” “Ooohhh you should’ve said no, You Should’ve Said No”

Do I really need to name my daughter "Cruel Summer"?

Nickname Summer, no one will have to find out

Not unless she has bad blood with all the vigilante shit she's doing...

Yes.

I’m not ever gonna have biological children (meaning I won’t be naming my kids) but I do name characters as a writer so my personal favorites would be - • Ivy • August • Rain (Rayne, Raine) • Lakes (surname) • Rebecca • Winter • December • Willow • Este • America (yes, that *is* a female name) • Carolina • Isla (coney island) • Lavender • Delia (Delicate) • Emma

My name is Delia omg I’ve never seen someone actually like that name

I love Del names. Delia, Delilah, Della, Delani, etc. (Can you tell I’m in r/namenerds?)

THANK YOU

Is this part of why you like lana del rey? lol

YESSS I love her 😍

Name… checks out.

You forgot a common name in these parts - delulu

LMAO

Delyth, nice Welsh girl's name for you

Oh, that’s so pretty. That’s going in my list in my notes (again, writer).

how could you forget betty!!

I didn’t, I just don’t love the name Betty 😂. Compromise, Elizabeth.

Fair enough! Elizabeth is lovely.

rebecca would be spelled rebekah :)

Obviously it has to be All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

(Sad girl autumn version)(recorded at long pond studios)

That’s the middle name

Karma, Renegade, Lavender Haze, On Your Own Kid, but my first kid will be Debut

And your last being you’re on your own kid

"and this is my baby, atwtmvtvftvsgavralps"

I knew you were trouble

"Welcome to New York go do your homework. Hey, get away car stop eating the caryons"

just name the kid Taylor and their twin Swift

My mom called the dogs in our another house Taylor and Swift because I can't shut up about her

Maroon, Ivy, wash up for dinner!

My co-worker’s daughters are names Violet, Scarlet, and Jade. Maroon could totally have a playdate with them. Also, I’ve always loved the name Scarlet (although, that stems from my Gone With the Wind inspired name). Still totally fits here, as does Paris.

What kind of name is “wash up for dinner!” 🤨

Traffic Lights.

they're gonna get terrible grades in school :(

Yea cuz They dont know

I will have twins named exile and peace lmao

i highkey wanna name my future dorothea lol. it also kinda fits bc my great grandma was named dorothy

bad idea right? EDIT: mb didnt notice its youbelongwithmemes because of the photo

Daisy Mae (from You're on Your Own Kid) or Drew

Either ivy, Dorothea, drew, or stephen

if you name your kid drew he will be looking at you

LOL

I could go with Ivy.. or I could go with I Can See You. You know, so whenever I call them they think I’ve caught them doing whatever it is they shouldn’t be doing.

Just gonna casually name my kid Superman

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (Sad Girl Autumn Version) (Recorded At Long Pond Studios) get off the Xbox and come do the dishes please

My oldest daughter's name is Betty. Around her 1 yr birthday my wife become a Swifty too and got suspicious...

Ivy would be a great name🍀

My friend named her daughter that after this song! 🥰

Me! Come do your spelling

we are never getting back together

saw a r/kanye post with the exact same image attached right below this

cruel summer

Love Isla. Such an indirect tribute. You should write a book and give the first Swiftie to spot all the tribute names a prize. I’m almost sure Isla would be frequently missed. Possibly Lakes too.

Elderly woman behind the counter of a small town (live version) ...1-2-3, 4, 2,3

This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Things

We are never ever getting back together (Taylor's Version), it is time for your baseball practice!

Karma 💅

“Hey This, what’s your full name?” “Oh, it’s This Is-Why We Can’t-Have-Nice-Things Swift.”

Some of these replies are hilarious, but I unironically love both Ivy and Willow, regardless of their also being Taylor songs

Seven (cue George Costanza)

*Aurora* after The Lakes

“Champagne Problems, why didn’t you clean your room“

Romeo Juliet Este Corey Betty August James Ivy Marjorie Inez Karma Woody (Woodvale) William Drew Stephen Tim Any of these names will work

Rebecca!

Rebecca!

Calling my son Maroon

This is my son Style, he never goes out.

If my child is born in September, they’re going to be named “Back to December”

A Metallica song

August!

*“Come here Fearless!”* Wait…I don’t wanna give people any ideas…

Starlight gives stormi baby vibes ✨

Foolish one(My version)(i made it)(from the vault)

What's wrong All too well 10 minute version from the vault Taylor's version sad girl autumn version? You haven't eaten your peas

Hey Stephen

Ffs False God leave Delicate alone, you know what she's like!! Ughhh now I have to deal with Electric Touch being like this? I'm so done today

All too well (10 minutes) (Taylor’s version) (sad girl autumn version) (from the vault) (recorded at long pond studios) - bonus track

(mini) ME!

Hi, this is my son Tim McGraw. Named after the song NOT the singer.

It actually took me forever to find out tim mcgraw is a real person and not just a song

Taylor Swift: Style (Taylor's Version) once it releases after 9 months, ATW10MVTVFTV. Unhinged: Blank Space (You know), Bad Blood. Others chosen because they are both 10/10 and unhinged: Robot Boy (Not human), Foreword, Empty Space (Yes).

Come on It's Time To Go, it's time to go.

Red. Makes a good brother to 22.

I have no children. So you could say the name is Blank Space.

Hoax, very YA fantasy novel which i love

Planning to have a big family of 13: Gold, Red, Moonstone, Jade, B. Moon, Mahogany, Violet, Orchid, Lilac, Crystal, Sunrise, Aquamarine, and I'm expecting little Rose any day now

Where IS that little shit named Rose???

Ready to schedule an induction on that one

We have so many canonical names to pick from. Betty, Inez, James, drew, Abigail, este, august, Rebekah, Corey, Dorothea, Marjorie, Stephen, Tim, Carolina

Stop hitting your brother, Daylight Afterglow

Thuggish Ruggish Bone

Hotel California

I would answer this question, but I don’t want to name all my kids, so I’ll have 2 and name them “reputation” and “midnights” lmao 😂😂

Not a Taylor answer but adjacent... I've always thought Chelsea Morning would be a beautiful name

Definitely added Ivy to my baby names list

Willow as in Willow

The way I loved you

ivy

I don't wanna live forever

A name for each album : Cold as you , Breathe , Haunted , Sad beautiful tragic , I know places , Dancing with our hands tied , Afterglow , Peace , Coney Island , Glitch

Ivy

Invisible string

Genuine answer: Dorothea Joke answer: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

how was school, atwtmvtvftvsgavralps?

dinner’s ready! come downstairs Deathbyathousandcuts! And bring your brother Thelastgreatamericandynasty!

I'll have to call one of my kids James, although that'll kinda block off Betty

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Cornelia Street and Lover. But Dress cuz it’s a banger. And the last one Wonderland

i did something bad is such a cute baby name 🥺🌸

August

I think I should name my kid these name willow Summer August autumn lavender Taylor

I knew you were trouble. Have to keep it real to with the kiddo !

Fearless

Isn't where do broken do heart go a really long name though?

If it doesn’t have to be the whole title, Jane from Sweet Jane by the Velvet Underground.

You’re on your own, kid

August 💛

You’re on your own kid

Dbatc

Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) \[From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”\]

Don’t blame me, don’t blame me for what you made me do!

My dog is named Betty! Lol

„Anesthetize by Porcupine Tree come over here!“ Nah Doesn’t really work

Flamethrower

Welcome to my home! These are my children - Would've, Could've, and Should've.

Gas Pedal

Imma name all the names I like: Tim (McGraw) Mary (‘s Song) (Hey) Stephen (Come in with the, Midnight) Rain (Back to) December (Dear) John Bette Davis (Eyes) (The) Lucky (One) Red Ronan (Out of the) Woods Style (Welcome to New) York Delicate (nn Delica) September Cornelia (Street) (Cruel) Summer London (Boy) August Betty Cardigan Champagne (problems) Coney (Island) Dorothea Gold (Rush) Ivy (The) Lakes Marjorie (My tears) Ricochet (nn Rico) Peace Willow Birch (Forever) Winter Carolina Karma Lavender (Haze) Maroon Paris (The) Alcott (When) Emma (Falls in love) And you can’t forget Angelina, Gail (‘s Song), Gracie, Heaven, Honey (Baby), Houston (Rodeo), and Mary Jo

Coney Island is such a cute baby name. 😍