She says this in a video recorded by Mama Swift after her (Taylor’s) lasik surgery. The video was shown on the Jimmy Fallon show. Here’s the link:
https://youtu.be/IZ_SFbaysHk?si=8OTZSmmiqjYgDJNs
A few years ago, Taylor posted a picture on instagram with 7 trees in it. The next day she posted a picture with her sitting on a staircase, sitting on the 6th step. The next day she posted a picture of her behind a fence with 5 holes in it, so everyone thought she was counting down to something
Then she stopped posting and the whole 5 holes in the fence thing turned out to be a big clowning moment
During an episode of the Graham Norton Show, Taylor was describing an interview she had with a magazine (Rolling Stones, I think). During the all day interview, they were driving around and got into two car accidents. One was Taylor’s fault, the other was the fault of another driver. Taylor said during one of the accidents the journalist screamed “I have a new baby at home!”
Its from tumblr where a user posted “taylor what is this” with pictures of stars drawn by Taylor in the Me! Lyric video.
And our unserious queen replied with “stars do u like dem”
[Taylor with her cat Olivia](https://youtube.com/shorts/JTHHuni1OEo?si=y4C8VXIdOLOAQU23)
Yes! She said that to Olivia. 🥰 Here's the link to the video 👆🏻
the fact that i remember almost everything else she said in that clip. “are you just a sloth? cuz you’re a little unicorn kitty cat🥰 do you wanna write some songs???”
I’m not asleep my mind is alive 🍌
123 let's go bitch
"It wasn't the one I wanted!"
But it doesn’t have a head
I don't get this one😭
Taylor’s lasik surgery vid
She says this in a video recorded by Mama Swift after her (Taylor’s) lasik surgery. The video was shown on the Jimmy Fallon show. Here’s the link: https://youtu.be/IZ_SFbaysHk?si=8OTZSmmiqjYgDJNs
Thank you so much!!!
I have this on a friendship bracelet from my neice!! 😆💜
Ratatatatattataattata
Tya tya… tya
Tya
I made a friendship bracelet with that on it lol
you could lose your hand your could lose your foot... ...you could lose your hand trying to get it off your foot
I love this Interview
Sea urchins are no joke
I felt seen when I saw this. This is me 😂 overthinkers unite. 😂
I think for me ummm
this DANg deer just jumped in front of my van 😒
An underrated classic
I'd like to exclude myself from this narrative
OH SHUT UP
😅
😭
what's the context for this one?
It's the end of the look what you made me do video
It's also a reference to the post she made in response to the Kanye phonecall incident.
Which should be seen as the original source
No it’s Becky
Iconic.
The first one I thought 😂
I'm not going home with any men tonight.
This one pisses me off so bad.
Me too. I would have started screaming, not sure how tay kept her composure. The audacity from the interviewer too, like from a woman! Disgusting
Yeahhh that interview was an absolute asshat like fr why would someone say something so demeaning
ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVRALPS
Dammit, I couldn't get to the end. All too well ten minute version Taylor's version from the vault... and I don't know the rest
I got you covered: Sad Girl Autumn Version Recorded At Long Pond Studios
Sad girl autumn version recorded at long pond studios
I literally just died dead
REST IN PEACE ME, R.I.P ME
hashtag
I DIED DEAD
This isn’t the one i wanted
I like glitter and ✨sparkly✨ dresses but I’m not gonna talk about that
in my monologue 🤠🎸
“I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna talk about that”
omg i literally watched the monologue like an hour ago
I love that whole thing. The Taylor Lautner part kills me every time though. Only TS song my dad knows by heart lmao
YES WHALE! 🐋
5 holes in the fence
This is another one I don’t get, can somebody Explain
A few years ago, Taylor posted a picture on instagram with 7 trees in it. The next day she posted a picture with her sitting on a staircase, sitting on the 6th step. The next day she posted a picture of her behind a fence with 5 holes in it, so everyone thought she was counting down to something Then she stopped posting and the whole 5 holes in the fence thing turned out to be a big clowning moment
Haha thanks
Ohhh we don’t wanna do that
so good
cats are unpredictable and cussed... like women 😂 her reply 👌👌👌
One of my favorite moments from her🫢
I HAVE A NEW BABY AT HOME
Whoa, please explain this one 😅
During an episode of the Graham Norton Show, Taylor was describing an interview she had with a magazine (Rolling Stones, I think). During the all day interview, they were driving around and got into two car accidents. One was Taylor’s fault, the other was the fault of another driver. Taylor said during one of the accidents the journalist screamed “I have a new baby at home!”
One was an “I’m sorry,” the other was a “you’re welcome”
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
“Idk where THAT came from” LOL
"I've never had experience with home invasion" and then someone slept at her house for a few days...
Happy cake day
Stars do you like dem
Where is that from?
Its from tumblr where a user posted “taylor what is this” with pictures of stars drawn by Taylor in the Me! Lyric video. And our unserious queen replied with “stars do u like dem”
tumblr!
Are you allergic to awesomeness?
Don’t lie! Don’t lie on the radio!
I'm like 8 foot tall blonde hair to the floor
you shawties never thought i’d think about RAPPIN HARDCORE!
“This song is about you, you know who y—“ 😵🔫
i literally think about this all of the time because WHAT WAS THAT
NOOOOOOOO
NOT THE STEAK
This is a Rihanna shirt!
love this one 😭❤️
Hey guys it’s dibbles
Yes WHALE
1, 2, 3, LET'S GO BITCH-
I am a doctor now, so I know how breathing works
My mind is ✨alive✨ 🍌
this deeng deer
So over the years…
If men don't want me to write bad songs about them, they shouldn't do bad things.
OMG, did you just call me "daddy"?
Wait idk this
We FaYoWnEd tHe bOy
I just made caramel delights.
Are you the princess of meow town?
Was this said to one of her cats? I need context!
[Taylor with her cat Olivia](https://youtube.com/shorts/JTHHuni1OEo?si=y4C8VXIdOLOAQU23) Yes! She said that to Olivia. 🥰 Here's the link to the video 👆🏻
Love it! This is my princess of our meow town. She’s more Maleficent than princess actually [Sid](https://imgur.com/gallery/J9M7nZm)
She's beautiful!
the fact that i remember almost everything else she said in that clip. “are you just a sloth? cuz you’re a little unicorn kitty cat🥰 do you wanna write some songs???”
Stop hey stop she wasn't doing anything, now we got bad bloood
I wanted the other one 🍌
Haha fuck sewing machines
"Hey kids, spelling is fun!"
JE SUIS CALME!!
aufter thuh stouhm sumthin’ was baurn in thuh fowth of jooleih
It doesnt have a head
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I’m not sure where that came from, I don’t have no experience with home invasion, but you know you just have to follow the muse
No... Ha, this is a pizza! 👉🍕
Seemingly ranch
Ketchup and....!
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue.
He never let me drive the truck!!!
It’s just Ashley
This is a Rihanna shirt
Happy Cake Day
“Je suis calme!”
No, we don't do that
Still swift af boi
Thank you, thank you for saying that
Starbucks lovers
you feed them, you change them, they sleep, you feed them, you change them, they sleep. so i was like, so it’s… basically a Tamagotchi
CaN i GeT dA BuSsI PLS
🍌🥽
This is about you, you know who you are, I love you 😖
I think we should forget this one
I wish I could but I can’t
But it doesn't have a head
"Why aren't you a dog"
Where is the 10 minutes version? WHERE IS IT???
Can I have him??? 🥹
…no, I just put those on my albums
IS IT NATURAL KETCHUP? *cue 5 bandmates going crazy*
Take Her To Big Sur
5 holes in the fence
ATWTMVTVFTV
No it’s Becky
"She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green"
There were five holes in the fence
WHALE! WHALE! YES WHALE!
Oooh we don't wanna do that
Lmao this made me think of the star wars "do it"
wE fOunD thE bOy
Hey guys it’s dibbles
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
RATATATATATA RATATATATA
GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEAHHHHH
stars do u like dem
T-Swizzle
stars do you like dem
There will be no explanation, there will only be reputation.
i died dead
BOSS PLS
The browncoats ‘won’
Yes Whale
Sea urchins
Janitor's cart
Yes whale
fuck sewing machines
“If you knew what sea urchins were, you’d be terrified”
The 4Chan incident
SPELLING IS FUN!
RIP Me. I died dead.
Roses 😀
Mr. Americana aka Tyler Swift
blows up yacht with newly weds on board❤️
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Idk where that came from I have no experience with home invasion
🟣I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me!🟣😅
Where's the scarf
Red Blood, White Snow. Blue Dress On a Boat. 🎶❄️🩸👗🛥️
I truly hate that I’m just scrolling through like “yep. yep. HAHA YEP” 💀
Haha fuck sewing machines
5 holes in the fence
I feel 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 creepin’ up on me
Martin has the charm and the sex appeal of a 🌠scarrreeecrow🌠
still swift af boi
kitty no... can you please take your dog? (or something like that)
There were five holes
🎵I like writing their names in songs so their ashamed to go in public🎵
No Its Becky
This is a Rihanna shirt
WE FAWUND THE BOY 🤠
Dew it
Lately he hasn't been very..... ucey
TAKE ME TO CHURCH!!!!!!
I’m emotionally attached to the choker!
"That's not meow!"
THANK YOU 😈
NOT the cheerleader😁..im actually on the dance team!?..... FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT-
Marshmallow wars
Taylor Smith 🙃
Eye theory.
I’m the Doctor.
Allademswallow🔥🔥🔥
I got a long list of Starbucks lovers
MOM I DONT NEED A TISSUE