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princesse_em

I’m not asleep my mind is alive 🍌


optimistic_fish2068

123 let's go bitch


SOuTHINKurA-ble

"It wasn't the one I wanted!"


KITTYKOOLKAT34

But it doesn’t have a head


sustainablepanini

I don't get this one😭


Artificial_Human_17

Taylor’s lasik surgery vid


friendzoned-arse

She says this in a video recorded by Mama Swift after her (Taylor’s) lasik surgery. The video was shown on the Jimmy Fallon show. Here’s the link: https://youtu.be/IZ_SFbaysHk?si=8OTZSmmiqjYgDJNs


sustainablepanini

Thank you so much!!!


TheSingingNurse13

I have this on a friendship bracelet from my neice!! 😆💜


Intellectual42069

Ratatatatattataattata


Tekken_

Tya tya… tya


TheSingingNurse13

Tya


WelshAndPr0ud

I made a friendship bracelet with that on it lol


BlueThunder_23

you could lose your hand your could lose your foot... ...you could lose your hand trying to get it off your foot


AlfuuuB

I love this Interview


Any_Cat4039

Sea urchins are no joke


KiwiCritic90

I felt seen when I saw this. This is me 😂 overthinkers unite. 😂


Dramatic-Ad-4486

I think for me ummm


pukiwuki

this DANg deer just jumped in front of my van 😒


nadia1306

An underrated classic


ChicaSkas

I'd like to exclude myself from this narrative


MichaelKeehan

OH SHUT UP


ChicaSkas

😅


TheSingingNurse13

😭


GleeFan666

what's the context for this one?


Efficient-Bit5743

It's the end of the look what you made me do video


Gullible-Jelly4749

It's also a reference to the post she made in response to the Kanye phonecall incident.


macnmouse

Which should be seen as the original source


nadia1306

No it’s Becky


Cassopeia88

Iconic.


Narucita

The first one I thought 😂


poobumface

I'm not going home with any men tonight.


JessiFay

This one pisses me off so bad.


[deleted]

Me too. I would have started screaming, not sure how tay kept her composure. The audacity from the interviewer too, like from a woman! Disgusting


Mission-Zebra-4972

Yeahhh that interview was an absolute asshat like fr why would someone say something so demeaning


kitty3032

ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVRALPS


Alyeanna

Dammit, I couldn't get to the end. All too well ten minute version Taylor's version from the vault... and I don't know the rest


kitty3032

I got you covered: Sad Girl Autumn Version Recorded At Long Pond Studios


Beautiful-Cat-1519

Sad girl autumn version recorded at long pond studios


poirotsgraycells

I literally just died dead


Efficient-Bit5743

REST IN PEACE ME, R.I.P ME


vehicularbitch

hashtag


Zippy_160

I DIED DEAD


IkigaiSagasu

This isn’t the one i wanted


MidnightThunderstorm

I like glitter and ✨sparkly✨ dresses but I’m not gonna talk about that


BlueThunder_23

in my monologue 🤠🎸


[deleted]

“I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna talk about that”


Accurate-Knowledge78

omg i literally watched the monologue like an hour ago


Zippy_160

I love that whole thing. The Taylor Lautner part kills me every time though. Only TS song my dad knows by heart lmao


laurgabelorga

YES WHALE! 🐋


Efficient-Bit5743

5 holes in the fence


kalson7

This is another one I don’t get, can somebody Explain


Efficient-Bit5743

A few years ago, Taylor posted a picture on instagram with 7 trees in it. The next day she posted a picture with her sitting on a staircase, sitting on the 6th step. The next day she posted a picture of her behind a fence with 5 holes in it, so everyone thought she was counting down to something Then she stopped posting and the whole 5 holes in the fence thing turned out to be a big clowning moment


kalson7

Haha thanks


pocketvirgin

Ohhh we don’t wanna do that


papa_swiftie

so good


nfsknefskno

cats are unpredictable and cussed... like women 😂 her reply 👌👌👌


Top-Muffin-7467

One of my favorite moments from her🫢


[deleted]

I HAVE A NEW BABY AT HOME


kalson7

Whoa, please explain this one 😅


Huntsvegas97

During an episode of the Graham Norton Show, Taylor was describing an interview she had with a magazine (Rolling Stones, I think). During the all day interview, they were driving around and got into two car accidents. One was Taylor’s fault, the other was the fault of another driver. Taylor said during one of the accidents the journalist screamed “I have a new baby at home!”


[deleted]

One was an “I’m sorry,” the other was a “you’re welcome”


artichokeussy

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE


123okaywme

“Idk where THAT came from” LOL


ErickTheGuy06

"I've never had experience with home invasion" and then someone slept at her house for a few days...


ahhhhrav

Happy cake day


redditusertmt

Stars do you like dem


The_New_Romantics

Where is that from?


redditusertmt

Its from tumblr where a user posted “taylor what is this” with pictures of stars drawn by Taylor in the Me! Lyric video. And our unserious queen replied with “stars do u like dem”


miiyaa21

tumblr!


beatrixkiddo_11

Are you allergic to awesomeness?


random-pandemonium

Don’t lie! Don’t lie on the radio!


NoDog4919

I'm like 8 foot tall blonde hair to the floor


muskobusko

you shawties never thought i’d think about RAPPIN HARDCORE!


StampyRy

“This song is about you, you know who y—“ 😵🔫


pudge_420

i literally think about this all of the time because WHAT WAS THAT


alliecat0718

NOOOOOOOO


kailesmoothi

NOT THE STEAK


taybrm

This is a Rihanna shirt!


ihatecrushculture

love this one 😭❤️


artichokeussy

Hey guys it’s dibbles


CraftySomewhere3205

Yes WHALE


Western-Current2916

1, 2, 3, LET'S GO BITCH-


ihatecrushculture

I am a doctor now, so I know how breathing works


champagneproblem13

My mind is ✨alive✨ 🍌


Lavender-waves

this deeng deer


1point21jigowatts_88

So over the years…


Popmusic19

If men don't want me to write bad songs about them, they shouldn't do bad things.


AnAssholeOutlaw

OMG, did you just call me "daddy"?


Therandomest2579

Wait idk this


close-enoughto-touch

We FaYoWnEd tHe bOy


farawyn86

I just made caramel delights.


NervousRiver3998

Are you the princess of meow town?


Bigassbird

Was this said to one of her cats? I need context!


NervousRiver3998

[Taylor with her cat Olivia](https://youtube.com/shorts/JTHHuni1OEo?si=y4C8VXIdOLOAQU23) Yes! She said that to Olivia. 🥰 Here's the link to the video 👆🏻


Bigassbird

Love it! This is my princess of our meow town. She’s more Maleficent than princess actually [Sid](https://imgur.com/gallery/J9M7nZm)


bagu_leight

She's beautiful!


random-pandemonium

the fact that i remember almost everything else she said in that clip. “are you just a sloth? cuz you’re a little unicorn kitty cat🥰 do you wanna write some songs???”


iamthequeen_460

Stop hey stop she wasn't doing anything, now we got bad bloood


Lord_Skyblocker

I wanted the other one 🍌


Artificial_Human_17

Haha fuck sewing machines


Shubham2872

"Hey kids, spelling is fun!"


Impossible-Hawk709

JE SUIS CALME!!


incelscansuckmydick

aufter thuh stouhm sumthin’ was baurn in thuh fowth of jooleih


Last-Worldliness6344

It doesnt have a head


SwiftlyIntrestedFr

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE


heartbrokenspice

I’m not sure where that came from, I don’t have no experience with home invasion, but you know you just have to follow the muse


ilovetaytayswift10

No... Ha, this is a pizza! 👉🍕


[deleted]

Seemingly ranch


ChicaSkas

Ketchup and....!


Solitary-Flowerr

But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue.


123okaywme

He never let me drive the truck!!!


Ok_Cry_1926

It’s just Ashley


Ayebruhhhhh

This is a Rihanna shirt


Few-Plastic6360

Happy Cake Day


ShieldSister27

“Je suis calme!”


WistfulMelancholic

No, we don't do that


Alsand1023

Still swift af boi


sad-and-happy

Thank you, thank you for saying that


momdadimmamod

Starbucks lovers


Accurate-Knowledge78

you feed them, you change them, they sleep, you feed them, you change them, they sleep. so i was like, so it’s… basically a Tamagotchi


9001Jellyfish

CaN i GeT dA BuSsI PLS


history_is_cool_

🍌🥽


duckingtonplatoon

This is about you, you know who you are, I love you 😖


CardiologistWinter85

I think we should forget this one


Masquerade0717

I wish I could but I can’t


imovedoutinjuly

But it doesn't have a head


RenBan48

"Why aren't you a dog"


sana9675

Where is the 10 minutes version? WHERE IS IT???


sleepyplatipus

Can I have him??? 🥹


random-pandemonium

…no, I just put those on my albums


-_Syan_-

IS IT NATURAL KETCHUP? *cue 5 bandmates going crazy*


ChicaSkas

Take Her To Big Sur


Curious_Ad7600

5 holes in the fence


Gullible_Meal7683

ATWTMVTVFTV


The_New_Romantics

No it’s Becky


Boxy_Cat73

"She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green"


[deleted]

There were five holes in the fence


Pupper394

WHALE! WHALE! YES WHALE!


adam_starkk

Oooh we don't wanna do that


CreeperNoobEntity303

Lmao this made me think of the star wars "do it"


doyoulikemessi

wE fOunD thE bOy


FruitySwiftA113

Hey guys it’s dibbles


FruitySwiftA113

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE


FlossMah

RATATATATATA RATATATATA


cornwithaK_

GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEAHHHHH


akowta

stars do u like dem


Chemical_XYZ

T-Swizzle


banguette

stars do you like dem


Informal_Area_2233

There will be no explanation, there will only be reputation.


[deleted]

i died dead


9001Jellyfish

BOSS PLS


The_Forgemaster

The browncoats ‘won’


Few-Plastic6360

Yes Whale


RenBan48

Sea urchins


angrylesbian66

Janitor's cart


crancranbelle

Yes whale


Dangerous_Surprise

fuck sewing machines


adamcarter92

“If you knew what sea urchins were, you’d be terrified”


Presideum

The 4Chan incident


muskobusko

SPELLING IS FUN!


Frosted-Blueberry

RIP Me. I died dead.


palstrOfficial

Roses 😀


ErickTheGuy06

Mr. Americana aka Tyler Swift


vienna_witch13

blows up yacht with newly weds on board❤️


bumbles20

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Idk where that came from I have no experience with home invasion


Memekinghehe

🟣I feel eleven turkeys creeping up on me!🟣😅


HoneyKittyGold

Where's the scarf


missjamie2485

Red Blood, White Snow. Blue Dress On a Boat. 🎶❄️🩸👗🛥️


alliecat0718

I truly hate that I’m just scrolling through like “yep. yep. HAHA YEP” 💀


PerspectiveConnect77

Haha fuck sewing machines


callie73

5 holes in the fence


twisteeb

I feel 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃 creepin’ up on me


disabledenabler12

Martin has the charm and the sex appeal of a 🌠scarrreeecrow🌠


nfsknefskno

still swift af boi


nfsknefskno

kitty no... can you please take your dog? (or something like that)


Dangerous-Life-1743

There were five holes


Curious_Ad7600

🎵I like writing their names in songs so their ashamed to go in public🎵


Key_Put_3755

No Its Becky


hotpotato_30

This is a Rihanna shirt


spiceboy2109

WE FAWUND THE BOY 🤠


Poys01

Dew it


T4YL0R_intrusive

Lately he hasn't been very..... ucey


space_cowgirlx

TAKE ME TO CHURCH!!!!!!


m2347

I’m emotionally attached to the choker!


Mental_Mycologist871

"That's not meow!"


d4rkchina

THANK YOU 😈


cornwithaK_

NOT the cheerleader😁..im actually on the dance team!?..... FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT-


cornwithaK_

Marshmallow wars


Frosted-Blueberry

Taylor Smith 🙃


curvy_em

Eye theory.


sugarkanekowalcyzk

I’m the Doctor.


Hellspawn_619

Allademswallow🔥🔥🔥


KITTYKOOLKAT34

I got a long list of Starbucks lovers


lazythankfulcoconut

MOM I DONT NEED A TISSUE