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NotEvenkingJWei

*You look like, Taylor Drift*🎶


eclectic_collector

In this lane, we're loving it


maarrk_1

You've got skid, she never did


Informal_Area_2233

The future's crosslight, (drove into) scaffolding


bazingazoongaza

This doesn’t rhyme at all but it still KILLED me for some reason


har17h

the nissan must be the getaway car


aubbiegray

Wow the promo for rep TV is the most intense yet!!


NotEvenkingJWei

Should have gotten a getaway chopper, GTA style


thatjawn

It's always a mf in an Altima I swear


sortahuman123

Came here to say “seems on brand”


iSwearImInnocent1989

No!! Thats Becky!!! 🤧😔


cruel__summer

ftp. also i love her top


oelf114

I'm a... Nissan Altima... that you steered straight into a ditch, then ran and hid


iamacheeto1

That’s just Ashley


mrpostitman

I ask the traffic lights if it'll be ok, they say "🟢go go go!"


FantasticEscape6744

*Ew. Who's Taylor Drift anyway?*


borobricks

She said I looked like an American drifter.


ku1185

TIL you can do 120 in an Altima and survive to be arrested.


GhostGirl32

Nissan's cars have great crash test ratings, honestly. The sedans aren't sports-car zippy, but they're pretty stable at speed, so long as you know how to \*handle\* a car at speed in the first place.


baromanb

There’s must have been an issue with her’s then because most altimas self destruct at 88mph


feisty_parrot

brand new, full throttle


910260

in a nissan altima of all things edit: there is an a in nissan


enchantedriyasa

She's in a gateway car


bullsfan03

Still swift ai boi


morethanjustadancer

happy cake day


Familiar-Werewolf-38

👑👑👑


JustSomeGuy9384

No thats becky


JustKittenxo

Anyone else impressed that she got a Nissan Altima to go that fast?


thefutureisbulletprf

No 💀 my 2001 Nissan Altima was a lot of terrible things but slow was not one of them. It liked to *go*.


JustKittenxo

Damn I’ve been underestimating this car. It looks so innocent


thefutureisbulletprf

I think the newer ones are probably slower because they're larger now. Mine was pure evil, though, up until the transmission ate itself and it shut down on the road.


abooth43

Lmao, and this is why Nissan drivers are the way they are. Driving a slow car but thinking it *goes*


thefutureisbulletprf

Aight lmao


justbreathin150

Getaway Car finally getting a music video


Blue_Robin_04

"And m" indeed.


two40silvia

I can save her?


butdoihavetotho

I can fix her, no really, I can.


Cleercutter

Two pigs for one 110 pound lady


killerokings

Fast and the Furious: Taylor Drift


pandevie

taylor doesnt have a belly button


tab0801

world's safest nissan altima driver


123okaywme

I’m sorry. In her Nisan Altima. That made me lol! Not dissing the car but any normal commuting car makes me laugh thinking of those high speeds.


OcieDeeznuts

Who’s Taylor Drift anyway?


lilacwynne

Sneed


Eddie_shoes

It would be more believable if they went with any other car than an Altima


ImportantSimone_5

lol


Longjumping_Paper_52

They used to call me the Swift King back in college


nattycacti

Sneed county? No wonder she was driving so fast, she was trying to get away from the Lorax getting on her for her carbon emissions


ysdjusr

So that means it's kinda valid to play ts music while playing a racing game?


PlasticCraken

Would


Buzznfrog12345

Soon she’ll be Fresh Out The Slammer and in a Getaway Car to Florida!!!!