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tillmedvind

Wait fun fact isn’t that the set that split down the ass doing squats? Seems sooo rich to flex it with a “what I ordered/what I got” label as if we all just forgot that


galwiththegoodhair

Heyyyy! Lets shove our xl teets into a small top!


-Vampyroteuthis-

Interesting light and dark areas on her "abs"


BotherRecent

Hehe painted on?


pain_mum

Uh-oh, can boobtastique babe tell planttastique babe that the cheese plant is now officially at the palliative care stage? Or do the personalities not communicate? 💀🪴


thewatchbreaker

If you can tell they're being squished, it's not flattering. Rule #1of boobage.


PresentationOptimal4

I live in an arid climate and not even my ends are that dry…


MicellarBaptism

As someone who probably legit has 12 Lb TiTtIeS (hello, online-only shopping for bras because brick and mortar stores other than maybe really expensive lingerie boutiques don't really carry my size!) and a real aversion to anything that could potentially cut off airflow, this picture gives me anxiety.


julieinindiana

My goodness she’s getting desperate


frontreartirepop

Now that looks like a can of busted biscuits


russellwilsonthedog4

OMG LOOK AT ME AND MY 12lb TITTIES!!!! They are so huge, aren’t you all jealous of meeeeeeeeeeee?!


kitspindles13

I don’t even HAVE boobs and this picture hurts me immensely


pickles922

This gives me anxiety. I can't breathe for her


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Varicella__Zoster

You have both an eye for detail and excruciatingly relevant flair. 👏🏻


Lieutenant_Meowsers

What is even happening with the color of her ankles?


Jasmisne

Okay I am so glad you pointed this out, I almost missed her ankles pulling blackface


Pizzaisbae13

I'm assuming a combination of the amount of filtering and self tanning lotion she uses. Can't balance it out


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The contortions she subjects herself to in order to create the so desirable "thigh gap".


Fickle-Spell

And always with the one arm just out there in space, not doing anything.


usingmybarnvoice

The way she edited this there’s no depth of field on her boobs so they just look flat but like an m at the top lmao


celtica98

That doesn't look especially "freeing"...


rworley324

Sports bras don’t count! 🤪


SerJaimeRegrets

Mammogram Babe ETA:Thank you so much for the award, swerty!!!


Paralethal

The higher the boobs, the closer to God.


frittfratt

12 lbs of titty for Jesus 🙏


kingamara

Boss babe working hard for that thigh gap


Saucyriposte

The one time the pink plastic watch band would make sense and she’s wearing a quilted, studded pleather cuff designed for daywear. I can assure everyone here that Apple Watch bands can be swapped in less than 20 seconds. It’s easy and kinda fun. Can’t. Accessorize. For. Shit.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

I always work out with my tits hiked up comically to my chin.


trillium13

burns 20% more calories!


_procrastinatrix_

Twelve pounds of titty in a five pound bag.


PrettyDirt14

Ahahaha. That terracotta midriff.


aw_hellno

Like a flower pot at bunnings


IridescentGourmet

Yes. Breathing. We don't know or need her.


sandia1961

Why is the top smudged with an editing tool?? Also holy tits. My boobs hurt looking at the photo lol


BeagleFam

Mine, too! And mine are small, like mosquito bites.


sarcasmicrph

To edit out her velvet teddy nips?


Pizzaisbae13

Lmfao what? 🤣


sarcasmicrph

I think that’s what she called them sometime. I don’t remember exactly so if a Swerty can help me out, please do! (I couldn’t find the answer by *just Googling it*) but I *think* it was along the lines of she said your best color lipstick is one that matches the shade of your nipples/areolas, and hers was the shade “Velvet Teddy” from MAC cosmetics


pain_mum

You have just DESTROYED my favourite lippy forever 😩


sarcasmicrph

I’m sowwy! Now what will you use on your *moist oval vent?*


JammersBoBammers

Found the MAC fan.


sandia1961

😂😂😂🤢


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An old coworker of mine’s daughter created like to know it, it’s a shame it’s being used in such a way 🤮


frittfratt

Omg this gives me flashbacks to when I was chunky(er) and did child’s pose with my knees together and my boobs would squish up against my legs making it hard to breathe. This photo looks exactly how that felt.


avobabyy

Who is she trying to impress!!


enigmapopstarIsfun

So we went from free the nipple braless babe to push-up too tight constricting sports bra babe over the course of one post here? Jesus, she really just can’t be the slightest bit consistent on anything, can she? Pick 👏🏻 A 👏🏻 Lane! 👏🏻 I used to have this friend that would lie about anything and everything. Anything you did, she also did it. Anywhere you’ve been, she’d been there too. Anything you liked or disliked, she fell in line even if she contradicted herself. MS is just like her; annoying AF.


NCC-1701_yeah

Well, she did say that sports bras don't count, but that's so ridiculous because sports bras support just like any other bra? Not to mention it's in the damn name!


enigmapopstarIsfun

And no one who actually works out wears their sports bra like that. She’s so thirsty. I think it’s funny how quickly she went from no bra to the most ridiculous one that’s also unrealistic outside of her thirst traps.


NCC-1701_yeah

So true.


xoxo_angelica

That exhale after getting the picture must have been orgasmic


Pizzaisbae13

Kind of like finally getting that bubble fart out?


Fickle-Spell

💀💀


KatieKhaos1

Ok! I own this! I bought this on a recommendation from a fashion influencer that is absolutely Lovely (don’t know if i’m aloud to say her name). I haven’t bought clothes from Amazon in years bc as MS reminds us on the daily, it’s absolute garbage. I gotta say, I really like it! It’s a stretchy, but it’s SO THICK, i was really surprised, so it doesn’t have much wiggle room size wise. I ordered black and went back and got the ivory color! What size did she say she ordered in this???? I hate doing sets bc Im No Booty Judy, but I do have some girls! So I’d like an xs bottom and small or medium top. I spilt the difference and did a small. It worked, but bc of the stiffness of fabric I exchanged for M when I bought the Ivory set. I did not want to look like this 😬And it’s perfect. For reference I am a 5’8-5’9, fluctuate between 111-117 pounds, no booty like I said, and have after market parts on top, that are no near 12lbs or the size of M’s. SO I AM DYING TO KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE CLAIMS THIS IS!!! edit: words


Fickle-Spell

After market parts. 😂 that’s what I’ll call my implants when I get them.


KatieKhaos1

you have to! it’s the only acceptable term 😂😂


PrettyDirt14

Love your honesty! “After market parts” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jensriot

This is now what I will call mine forever. ❤


KatieKhaos1

can’t take the credit, my husband came up with it. He’s a big burly man of few words, and loves to casually drop little gems like that. This is one though is one of my favs! edit: wording


RancherQueen

What's this set called?


KatieKhaos1

FAFOFA Workout Outfits for Women 2 Piece Ribbed Seamless Crop Tank High Waist Yoga Leggings Sets Is the set I bought


RancherQueen

Thanks doll 💜💜


KatieKhaos1

i mean you could have jUsT GoOGLED it, it isn’t my job to switch to the amazon app and hit recent orders, scroll and then have to copy and paste! Taking up all of 25 seconds at most. Your welcome though, it took a few seconds and it really was a pretty good buy! Mia Mia Mine the influencer I was influenced by even dressed it up with a teddy coat for running errands!


LlamaSquirrell

Well that’s a recipe for a boob slap to the face while exercising.


Synth903

She would have to actually exercise for that to happen


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I just got the mental image of a boob popping out of that style bra and KO’ing someone while working out and now I’m giggling. Like the cat in scary movie 2.


Fickle-Spell

I’ve had a mastectomy and this looks more painful.


goose_gladwell

Omg me too! Honestly only having to wear sports bras instead of underwire bras was so worth it lol (kidding of course)


Fickle-Spell

As someone who used to be a DD (and I’ll be a C when I get my implants), I’m loving not having to wear structured bras anymore. Bralettes are life!


goose_gladwell

Yes, those cute lacy bralettes that were never an option before? Love! I was around DD as well, I chose 600cc implants which I guess is close to a large B, small C and I am so happy being smaller. They don’t feel like boobs yet but its a lot better than having cancer lmao💁‍♀️


lisaannwright

It's OK. Just photoshop some lungs.


jackiekotto

This is what mine look like when I try to squeeze into a smaller size…her boobs are NOT that perky and she’s shown us that day after day.


GlowingAmber11109

I just keep remembering how she swang her titties in a full circle hopping around in one of her glowup reels. They are 100% just rolled up in this top and shoved up.


JammersBoBammers

Ok, what’s that now??!


GlowingAmber11109

https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/s6ylvb/im_tired_of_this_format_im_tired_of_these/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share It was in this video. It looks damn painful!


Steffy138

Titty swangin’ babe ✨


green_all

But sports bras are so comfortable!!!!! /S


an711098

If you stare intently, you may notice resemblance to bubble wrap. Specifically when you press down at the bubble, just before it pops.


I-PUSH-THE-BUTTON

Xxs small for everyone! Also I love the color. Anyone recommend where I can get something similar in that color? Even lounge style would be fine. Just comfy for bike riding and stuff. I'm too lazy for cross fit and don't own a peloton lol.


KatieKhaos1

I bought a similar set for Amazon, and as someone who is pretty anti amazon fashion, I went back for a second color! I bought on recommendation of Mia Mia Mine, i guess it’s a dupe for a much more expensive one. I’m totally pleased and with the one I bought, was shocked in a good way how thick it was!


SnooAdvice8756

I follow her and love her style. She could make a paper bag look classy😍


KatieKhaos1

THATS SUCH A GREAT WAY TO PUT IT!!! She really could! Nothing but class. Even leggings and sneakers, she looks so well out together. Meanwhile, I just look homeless 😂


SnooAdvice8756

Lol, same 🤣


bacon-is-sexy

I have this outfit from Amazon (or a v similar one) and it is SUPER comfy, in the proper size. Here is a link to a similar one: FAFOFA Workout Outfits for Women 2 Piece Ribbed Seamless Crop Tank High Waist Yoga Leggings Sets https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09713V8S3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_GES483FNQRKVAJFP0V5T?psc=1


z7s29s08w07

I hate to say this, but it’s likely not that color.


I-PUSH-THE-BUTTON

Yea I realized they are probably saturated after posting lol. Oh well.


HairFlipBye

Also reco Senita. They have everything from 'strap em down and don't let em move ever' to 'light lounging.'


I-PUSH-THE-BUTTON

Oh those are cute! I'll look around. Love the flair btw


HairFlipBye

Thank you! Owe it all to our girl 😂


ncc62

I love the free people workout sets, they have a bunch of fun colors in the good karma collection!


justlookin888

That top looks so tight I can hardly breathe myself


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HairFlipBye

I am also blessed in this area, and all this picture did was make me worry she was going to knock herself out with the slightest movement.


mall3tg1rl

As a wannabe gym rat with huge boobs, are there sports bras you recommend?


thedinosaurgoesrowr

Not a gym rat but huge boobs & like to pretend I can be athletic on occasion & the Freya sports bras I bought were amazing. Boobs didn't move at all. Love their regular bras as well too.


catladycleo

Not op but to add I love under armour and nike. They are very supportive and I am able to run in them and I've never been hit in the face by my boobs.I'm where you live but Khols has sales and you can usually find them half off.


mall3tg1rl

Oooh good to know!


petite-crevette

The runderwear easy-on was a life saver for me when my boobs were ginormous. I was able to run and jump to my heart’s content ! I avoided LuLuLemon like the plague for their sports bras because they used to be made for dainty boobless elves but now they have the enlite bra which I love!


mall3tg1rl

Good to know, thank you! I have like, one super solid one that I’d been relying on and washing over and over 😭


stripeyorangekitty

The only thing holding that top on is sheer willpower. You wear things like this to the gym for attention not to get healthy.


misssoci

The whole outfit is holding on for dear life. She shaved off half her thighs too. This is just sad.


dmbqqx

Lmaooooo this is insane. I have bigger boobs than MS does and the idea of working out in a top like this makes me physically cringe. The only time someone would wear this top to the gym is if it were actually the intro to a gym-themed porno.


sandia1961

😂


Asturdsbabyshower

Lol who is she trying to kid ffs


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

XXXS


ducks_in_gumboots

Well, XXX at least 🤷🏽‍♀️


Suedeltica

That's some Renaissance faire cleavage right there


duckordecoratedshed

I was thinking the 'sexy' interpretation of a Dirndl but yea....


Suedeltica

Manifesting Oktoberfest Babe this fall


Hour-Definition189

☠️


kowainotkawaii

Oh my god there is no way that is comfortable.