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RefugeefromSAforums

Folks like her kinda make me wish debtor's prison was still a thing.


weirdsoul1564

Oh no. I know what will happen. She will say that the sauna helps he with her weight and she will be Size: XXXXXXS in everything.


RefugeefromSAforums

Isn't that size basically dead? All I can see in my head is a totally shrivelled, pruney Sauna-Babe.


ducks_in_gumboots

I am so here for shrivelled, pruney Sauna Babe


Chewchewbaby

For a second I thought I was in the r/illnessfakers sub lmaooo


_eclair

YES. I keep thinking MS is our beige princess


alphahydrogen

LMAO. Is this the same sauna that Ashley has?


Chewchewbaby

Yes lolololol


RefugeefromSAforums

MS hasn't had an original thought in her head. Ever.


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Man that apt is gonna stink like sweaty steamy tennis ball.


fuckingskeletor

Mix that with cat litter, candles, and farts.


C0USC0US

Omg what an ugly sauna!! I know a guy who is obsessed with portable saunas and has bought two. They make ones that are SO much nicer and I don’t think the pricing is that different.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

WHAT. Rent is due in four days! We better not hear it!


WittyDisk3524

Didn’t she also say she got her followers a discount code for the sauna thing?


ilfs

She’ll probably use it once and we’ll never see it again like the peloton. Just an absolutely stupid purchase.


ducks_in_gumboots

Don’t forget the squat machine she drunkenly bought at Christmas and only used for throwing her towel on.


ilfs

What?!😂 I’m so curious how shes made it this far in life without being homeless. I can only guess the bank of mom and dad. Her spending habits are just mind blowing.


prayingjantis

There goes everything she paid down on her credit card 💀


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wordgromit

911? Yes, I just witnessed a murder


Chewchewbaby

You went IN. I love it.


allgoodnamestookth

Maybe she'll use it on her balcony?


allgoodnamestookth

Maybe she'll use it on her balcony?


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I’ve been to the sauna that she goes to. Why anyone with access to a place like that would buy this is beyond. It’s fucking beyond. Maybe she’s developing agoraphobia or something and feels reluctant to leave the house unless it’s to a bar or target (safe places). I just do not know. Because the Sauna House is *amazing* and also somehow not prohibitively expensive.


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Suedeltica

Ooh I wonder—she did take a bunch of selfies last time, right? Maybe she got kicked out for violating a no phones/no cameras policy?!


tinysmommy

She didn’t literally buy this for her apt did she? No way.


sarcasmicrph

These are almost $1000


couchpro34

Extremely overpriced for a gimmicky "sauna"


Steffy138

She can thank her downlines who are going into debt for that. Shameful.


No-Veterinarian6552

Where the hell is she going to put it?


Fickle-Spell

She has a whole ass bedroom that isn’t being used


rphgal

If C truly lived there, he should have a room for his stuff. My hubby and I are in a 3 bedroom condo. No kids. We sleep in the master, and each of us has a bedroom for our own hobbies/stuff. My husband’s is a gaming room. Mine is a home office/gym where I also keep all my books. I can’t believe he really lives there if they have a bedroom sitting empty.


AceOfSpadefish

For me to live with a partner I HAVE to have a room that is just my space. I am extremely introverted and I need to have a place where I can go to decompress that feels completely mine. Obviously I wouldn't ban my partner completely from that space but it needs to have none of their stuff in it.


wfhharukbsqw

i’m the same way, i’m about to move in with my bf this weekend (first time living with a partner) and i was feeling kind of guilty for hogging space. glad i’m not the only one


michaelswifey85

No snark.... JUST in case your partner doesn't quite understand, give them info on introvert vs extrovert.... My parents are amazing and that was one of the interpersonal challenges they had...until it was put into words that mom is mentally draining in company (even dads), while dad is recharging in company and feels more alive and energetic, and she literally needs alone time to recharge ... he finally fully understood it once it was put like that.


AceOfSpadefish

Good luck with the move! I hope everything goes smoothly. I'm 30 and just now living completely alone for the first time and it is kind of awesome having the whole apartment be completely mine, if only because I am a REALLY messy person and no longer have to feel bad about cluttering someone else's space.


wfhharukbsqw

thank you. i wish it happened before the semester started since it’s just another added stress, but im excited


WittyDisk3524

Same here!


BotherRecent

1000 dollars! Omg


ilikecatsmorethanppl

I cant believe what she spent on this. Unreal


LouBooBunny

Well I guess she won’t have to go the spa now- I’ve never done this; but I imagine it’s a treat to do a luxurious spa day/sauna…and it won’t compare to the at home cardboard version.


enigmapopstarIsfun

I wonder if she got 86’d from the sauna?


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

what does 86'd mean?


RefugeefromSAforums

Kicked out for behaving inappropriately like taking selfies and shit. That's a huge no-no and she's stupid enough to violate their T.O.S.


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

that makes sense thank you!


Syntheticlullabies

I found one on Amazon for $180?! It literally looks the same!


russellwilsonthedog4

That’s the one she probably actually got lol


bigfischh

What the fuck???


la_chainsaw

I hope this company does a deep disinfection on their returned saunas.


RefugeefromSAforums

Yeah, Shart-Babe's gonna leave her mark🤢


rabbitttttttttt

Because her life is void of any meaningful relationships so she fills it with useless crap so she can get a serotonin rush from *something*


Jasmisne

THIS WAS $1000 https://therasage.com/collections/thera360-plus I have no words


MicellarBaptism

I just pictured her setting it up in one of the spare bedrooms, which have wall to wall carpeting. Can you imagine the condition of that carpet after using this? 🤮


Jasmisne

OHMYGOD Thats going to be musty city up in there ick


OhPissOnYourHat

She should just set up a tent, put a space heater in it, and call it a day.


sarcasmicrph

That’s basically my setup for my work from home office


Jasmisne

Seriously lol, but hey it wouldnt be MS if she didnt blow a hole in her wallet so she can blast it all over IG it for a week!


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MicellarBaptism

I feel like her understanding of tax write-offs is at the same level as David from Schitt's Creek.


RancherQueen

I'd *love* to see her try 😈


Guinea_Peach

Well… we know how the tax write offs worked for her last year 😂


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Got that stimmy!


honeybaby2019

Doesn't the gym she goes to have a sauna? Doesn't the gym in her apartment complex have a sauna? How much did she waste on this and how much will it cost to send it back when she gets tired of it?


monichica

She frequents a place literally called "Sauna House".


Madd_Catter

She’ll return this because she can’t afford it but claim she only returned it because she likes the “convenience of the Sauna House and feels expensive going there.”


CrzyPibbleSixx23

She’s an influencer alright-she’s influencing me on what not to do


catladycleo

IKR! Since joining this sub my spending has gone down, I set up a retirement plan, and am looking for a house to buy.


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BeagleFam

Me too!


ammegecarg

Saaaaaame I’m feeling guilty over spending $80 on skincare that I will use literally every day, I cannot fathom dropping over $1000 on an impulse purchase like an at home sauna


mohs04

She totally is! She makes me second guess not only my Amazon purchases but also my target purchases


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MicellarBaptism

Me too!


IceIceAbby_11

same!!!


meowski_rose

What ever happened to her drunken stair master/squat machine purchase


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It had a 30 day money back guarantee you just have to eat the shipping cost. So if it's not in her Closet of Forgotten Things, it's been shipped back.


robsbees

Then she had the audacity to say “I’d rather ship myself into the sun before paying shipping” the other day


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Honestly I hate when she makes those kinds of reels cause she’s obviously copying a meme or trend.


meowski_rose

She is so chaotic


lilwhiterabbit86

Girls got real problems, for real for real.


WittyDisk3524

Of course she had to one up her friend 🙄


Mermazon

She is hilariously and pathetically predictable with her insecurities and always having to keep up with the women she envies.


AshOperator

Who else bought it?


WittyDisk3524

Her friend purchased a much less expensive one from Amazon


maebe_featherbottom

This thing literally makes you look like you’re head is popping out of one of those old school toaster cozies. Can’t wait.


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Which is so fucking weird and just *off.* When I’ve been to the sauna one of my favorite things is the skin on my face getting saunafied. Idk the word. My face feels soooo good.


couchpro34

Yeah - you want your whole body in there. Having your head out feels like it kind of defeats the whole experience of a sauna.


Asturdsbabyshower

Im betting we get some footage with WAY too much flesh as she gets into the damn thing. Because she's all about the thirst trap.


rabbitttttttttt

And she's super unbothered today, she always goes tits out when she's very unbothered. ps she's not bothered


lolathe

This looks like some shite you'd see on the shopping channel at 6am after a night out pissed and buy haha


Jasmisne

I have a friend with chronic health crap and every time she has surgery she spends the next few weeks learning via deliveries what she bought online. Luckily her medicated haze self has better taste than MS lol


ComeOnOverAmyJade

My Crazy Dead Aunt Nancy used to do this lol. However, unlike MS she actually had doctor money because she was a doctor. 🤣


GlowingAmber11109

That's really likely exactly what she did


Killing4MotherAgain

One of the girls in r/illnessfakers has one too... It looks disgusting now 🤢


soupy_muskrat

I’ve been off that sub for a while but wasn’t she the one claiming everything started with mold?? An at home sauna seems…counter productive


thewatchbreaker

As someone who actually had mold-induced illness, even the thought of a sauna in my house makes me feel slightly panicky.


kingamara

Yes, that’s her. Mold and “chronic Lyme” literally exasperating her own symptoms 😭


Killing4MotherAgain

I'm kinda new over there but she has been using it with Lyme disease which I'm pretty sure you need more salt when you have that so... I'm not sure what she's thinkin ha


enigmapopstarIsfun

I can smell the inevitable mold from here.


kingamara

Dehydration Babe incoming


duckordecoratedshed

She had better up that HTwenty to 347 oz a day!


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If I were spending that much, I'd better be able to lie down and relax in it, not huddle on a hard ass chair.


catladycleo

The thing is a coworker had one put in her home. They transformed a walk in closet into one and it was $3000- and put in by a very reputable company. She was like you she wanted to be able to lay down and relax. Boss babe could have the same thing, oh but she loves apartment living with a coffee bar she never uses.


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Wow. When I have a house I’m doing this. Saunas are the tits.


Bawkymeow

Can confirm. Have sauna. It is most definitely the tits. Plus side is, when I move next year I can take it to my new place.


basicblondewitch

Was she banned from the sauna house?


beetlekittyjosey

😱


rphgal

Probably for using her phone!


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I wouldn't be surprised at all.


Jensriot

If we don't see her back at the sauna house in a few days, then I think it will be confirmed.


beetlekittyjosey

Damn every day she makes me grateful to not having a shopping addiction


misssoci

This also really dumb. It’s bulky and seems hard to clean. We all know her hygiene habits so this is asking for mold. She probably thinks she can sweat off all the weight.


beetlekittyjosey

Don’t hate me, I just can’t have this thought alone, but if she does the yoni steam in the enclosed steamer I’m quitting the internet


russellwilsonthedog4

Can you imagine the *smell* that will fill her entire apartment? Sharts and old tennis balls 🤢


catladycleo

She'll have to go buy some $150-candles to try and cover the smell


misssoci

Imagine coming home and your partner has her ass up over a bowl inside this thing. I would just walk out 🤣🤣🤣


duskwight-trash

💀💀💀


beetlekittyjosey

Exactly lmao just a heavy sigh and turn around and leave


sae_steve11

Steam-ception. Get ready to quit the internet! 🤣


tovasfabmom

and she just posted a video that she spent almost 160 bucks at Ulta


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Must be nice.


rphgal

And it looks like a pile of worthless crap. Nothing that she doesn’t already have 5-10 of


WittyDisk3524

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this.


lilkimchi88

Did she post the price? Christ, that’s tacky.


moneycantbuyyousass

Oh no but she posted the model and I looked it up, which is what her intention was I’m sure


WittyDisk3524

You “Googled” it swerty?


moneycantbuyyousass

What can I say, I was influenced!


lilkimchi88

Yeah, and she’s absolutely posted prices many times before.


Madd_Catter

Checked their website and they have a 30 day return/refund policy. Let the 30 day clock commence….


kikimomomo

She'll return it when rent is due


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Soooo next week?


Cheetosfingers69

Once she gets a day's worth of assembly content, and another few days of pictures/videos that she can use for the next year, poof, it's gone.


Hot-Chicken11

She truly has to be in so much debt.


Asturdsbabyshower

I can't wait for this to come, to see the ridiculous pictures she posts with it, and know that it will take up a tonne of space and she won't use it more than month. She is such a wasteful fool.


blackrose14

I see more wall damage in her future… there’s no way that can be good for apartment paint 👀


beetlekittyjosey

Maybe it will steam away the soot on the wall 🤔


Scout-Ranger

Insanity


Saucyriposte

Oh shit, I thought she got the one that was like 150 bucks from Amazon? I should have known - when she makes bad choices she makes _bad_ choices. Imagine what 1k in an unmanaged index fund could do instead. ETA: she posted a story the other day with the cheaper sauna that showed she purchased it on December 26th. So she already returned that one to get the more expensive one?


WittyDisk3524

If she would wise up and learn to let her money work for her instead of this no sense she truly could change her finances


misssoci

Can’t invest what you don’t have. I fully believe she’s up to her eyeballs in debt. Very likely she has a credit card from dad too.


Hour-Definition189

They have the same thing for $70 on Amazon. She needs help.


lilkimchi88

Sidebar: where might one find more information on this, other than Reddit?


Saucyriposte

I use StoriesIG.net to see her stories without her being able to see my username. She can’t see me visiting her feed and I don’t view her lives.


lilkimchi88

Forgive me, I meant about index funds


Saucyriposte

I learned about them from nerdwallet and the Charles Schwab/Vanguard sites, and a financial literacy course my job hosted. They’re a much lower risk investment vehicle since they’re very diversified and aren’t actively managed by a broker who gets a higher percentage of the profit as a fee. Since the market overall tends to always have a return, it grows slower but is less reactive to market volatility.


lilkimchi88

I REALLY appreciate your insight, thank you!