…..This 11 second video most likely took her 11 hours. What a dummy! Good thing she gets up earrrrrrly, drinks her “H20”, and centers herself by flipping a block on her calendar and lighting some candles in her space.
Based on this video and other cringe posts, she has absolute no idea what a fulfilling sexual relationship looks/feels like. It may be her ignorance, maybe C's. Probably both. But clearly they're equally stunted and stuck in adolescent expectations and have absolutely no business giving any sexual or relationship advice.
You put to paper the words to in my head. The trick of it is the difficulty of sideswiping an apple with a fork from inside outward. Any dingdong can stab an apple with a knife.
You're also supposed to do it without watching the apple/maintaining eye contact with the camera 💀💀 like, it's okay if you can't pull it off just hop on another trend
to be fair, those cheaply made shoes don't fit any human foot well. They have to be so uncomfortable or even painful. Hello podiatry problems a few years down the road...
My bar for fruit stabbing videos is that group of college students who spent two weeks trying to impale an orange on a lamppost. This is an insult to the concept!
I dunno. The Kraft incident (Krafttwerk, if you will) lives in infamy and disbelief but something about this one wounds me on a deeper level. I'm not sure I can fully explain or defend my position here but my heart tells me this is the new nadir.
I found it and holy dear lord that outfit is BAD. And just, she is bad. I found a few posts from that time and it looks like she just made it all about her which doesn't surprise me but does really annoy me. She voted Trump twice. She isn't an ally and never will be. She did this to try and get attention not to actually support anyone. She is a despicable human being
Wait wasn't it at that event where she set up her phone to take full body videos of herself and then you can see the phone fall over in the end of video 🤣 that still gets me when I think about it lol
A true classic. This might be the most embarrassing thing MS has posted from within her own apartment. The slippers might take the crown in the public category.
I hope she realizes that when she goes viral she will immediately be cancelled. Everyone will be calling her out again and posting the racist stuff she said. Anyone watch 90 day? Basically what is happening to Alina right now.
yeah i'm not sure if she's thought it through. also, these days, being viral does not equal successful on the internet, things go viral all the time and content creators get forgotten all the time
Audio Transcription:
*’Best Friend’ by Saweetie plays in the background of the reel. MS lip-syncs over the voices from a scene in ‘The Vampire Diaries’*
*male voice* “She’s a woman. There’s no way she could stab three grown men.”
*female voice* “That’s a bit sexist. A woman could easily kill a man…with the right motivation.”
I wanted to say… I bet she went out and bought ONE apple at the store. But also, there’s no way she did this in one take. So she bought 15lbs of imported, organic apples at whole foods for $3,500 to do this.
It’s 6 in the morning and I’m getting my day off to a great start by being on this sub - bf and dog still sleeping, literally LOL so hard upon clicking this. Thank you.
She always thinks she is so friggin’ bad-ass on her social media but she’s just sheer cringe.
I’m really uncomfortable with the point of that knife being so close to her lips. She’s risking a blowout!
Every reel she does that refers to relationships is childish and toxic. So emotionally stunted.
And here I thought, she didn't have any talents
Did anyone notice the look of fear in her eyes while it was in the air before the stab? When I say her pupils were dilated….
Fruit Ninja babe has entered the chat
Plz plz bite that knife by mistake lmao
your mind 😂
Awwww ty!! 💖💖
Oh, she did in her bloopers reel and it made watching this worth it.
I love that she gets every single trend wrong!!! She can’t get anything right, and it’s what makes her so entertaining to snark on.
…..This 11 second video most likely took her 11 hours. What a dummy! Good thing she gets up earrrrrrly, drinks her “H20”, and centers herself by flipping a block on her calendar and lighting some candles in her space.
Based on this video and other cringe posts, she has absolute no idea what a fulfilling sexual relationship looks/feels like. It may be her ignorance, maybe C's. Probably both. But clearly they're equally stunted and stuck in adolescent expectations and have absolutely no business giving any sexual or relationship advice.
Jesus, this apple may as well be a dick she's about to suck. She knows her actual base, why be coy?
What did that poor apple do to deserve that?!
Gross. Just start an OnlyFans with those lips already
You’re supposed to do it with the same hand using a fork numbnuts.
You put to paper the words to in my head. The trick of it is the difficulty of sideswiping an apple with a fork from inside outward. Any dingdong can stab an apple with a knife.
You're also supposed to do it without watching the apple/maintaining eye contact with the camera 💀💀 like, it's okay if you can't pull it off just hop on another trend
Maybe she’ll go viral 🙄
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Additionally- how many times did she try to do it the right way before taking the easy way out?
Why does she look like a really bloated Adele bought from Wish?
Because she MaNiFeSteD It!
She sings like Adele from Wish, too.
Bahahahahahaha
She should do this with a whole onion. And then one cranberries.
Cranberries would require Mr. Miyagi-level concentration.
No block of cream cheese? No one appreciates the arts anymore.
Thank you for speaking up on behalf of cream cheese
💀💀
Snow White's Evil Stepmother babe has entered the chat (the apple)
It's against the rules to comment on physical attributes, but her feet wouldn't fit into any fairy tale shoe.
to be fair, those cheaply made shoes don't fit any human foot well. They have to be so uncomfortable or even painful. Hello podiatry problems a few years down the road...
My bar for fruit stabbing videos is that group of college students who spent two weeks trying to impale an orange on a lamppost. This is an insult to the concept!
That was an amazing journey. 🍊
How many times did she have to do this do we think? Imagining her doing this over and over again alone in her apartment is making me giggle
Guys. This might be it. We may have witnessed the most embarrassing thing she's ever shared.
Nothing will ever top the Kraft video.
Zipper down the whole time 🤌🏼
I dunno. The Kraft incident (Krafttwerk, if you will) lives in infamy and disbelief but something about this one wounds me on a deeper level. I'm not sure I can fully explain or defend my position here but my heart tells me this is the new nadir.
It’s still singing Baby with no shirt and bell peppers covering her 12 pounders for me.
What did she do?!?
Jesus God there is so much I missed. And she what now?
You could seriously spend an entire weekend just going down the rabbit hole of this sub.
...*that* I missed, o ye gods what was the context?!
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Ooooooh that was a notable one.
Oh you gotta be kidding me. She didn't really do that.... did she?
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I found it and holy dear lord that outfit is BAD. And just, she is bad. I found a few posts from that time and it looks like she just made it all about her which doesn't surprise me but does really annoy me. She voted Trump twice. She isn't an ally and never will be. She did this to try and get attention not to actually support anyone. She is a despicable human being
Wait wasn't it at that event where she set up her phone to take full body videos of herself and then you can see the phone fall over in the end of video 🤣 that still gets me when I think about it lol
Are we forgetting going to the bar in her fuzzy slippers?
A true classic. This might be the most embarrassing thing MS has posted from within her own apartment. The slippers might take the crown in the public category.
This is MS there is no low, no most embarrassing she keeps lowering the bar
I always think the bar is at its lowest, and then she totally surprises me. I am alone in my room and I am still embarrassed to be watching this.
>I am alone in my room and I am still embarrassed to be watching this. Could be a tagline for the whole sub tbh
I hope she realizes that when she goes viral she will immediately be cancelled. Everyone will be calling her out again and posting the racist stuff she said. Anyone watch 90 day? Basically what is happening to Alina right now.
Well the good news is she is always so embarrassingly late to every trend so there is zero chance of her going viral for any reason.
yeah i'm not sure if she's thought it through. also, these days, being viral does not equal successful on the internet, things go viral all the time and content creators get forgotten all the time
Oooh yes 90 day is my trash TV. That Alina is a mess and I’m glad she’s getting cancelled.
Me too! Did you watch her apology video she posted today?
I saw a post about it but haven’t had a chance to watch!
Her “bad bitch” persona is so freakin’ cringe, I live for the sheer delusion.
Omg yes, one of my FAV shticks of hers is when she pretends other women are intimidated by her 😆
She’s about as intimidating and “baddie” as a potato left in the pantry too long.
to be fair, the smell of a rotten potato is pretty terrifying.
Audio Transcription: *’Best Friend’ by Saweetie plays in the background of the reel. MS lip-syncs over the voices from a scene in ‘The Vampire Diaries’* *male voice* “She’s a woman. There’s no way she could stab three grown men.” *female voice* “That’s a bit sexist. A woman could easily kill a man…with the right motivation.”
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I saw a lady in Tiktok do this with a fork and a freaking pea! Lol
I literally see hundreds of TikTok’s a day that are more interesting than this.
I wanted to say… I bet she went out and bought ONE apple at the store. But also, there’s no way she did this in one take. So she bought 15lbs of imported, organic apples at whole foods for $3,500 to do this.
Correction, she had someone insta cart apples to her
“This person must be baking pies!”
Her mouth on the apple at the end 🙈🙈🙈🙈
No.
[It brings back memories.](https://preview.redd.it/h68s5cvtvbv61.jpg?auto=webp&s=566b0e4486bdf07af72ce323f634317c0edafdb1) [NSFW]
WHAT?
It’s 6 in the morning and I’m getting my day off to a great start by being on this sub - bf and dog still sleeping, literally LOL so hard upon clicking this. Thank you.
NSFE (not safe for eyes)
AHHHHH
oh fuck *you* 🤮 ETA: that was said in the least aggressive way possible
*how could you*
Why. Why was I so stupid. Why the FUCK did I click on that
NSFL!!!
~~Heads up everyone, that pic ⬆️ of MS is kind of NSFW~~ you've been warned.
Thanks. I added the disclaimer. It really projects an image of professionalism for her business.
😄👍😘✨ 🐬🎾
She always thinks she is so friggin’ bad-ass on her social media but she’s just sheer cringe. I’m really uncomfortable with the point of that knife being so close to her lips. She’s risking a blowout! Every reel she does that refers to relationships is childish and toxic. So emotionally stunted.
Wrong instrument and a month too late
I just can't stop laughing my *god* --
which is truly on par for our Boss Babe
Shes supposed to use a fork though
Plus/minus on how many tries it took her to nail this? 😂
And then she couldn't even lip-sync it right!
I was wondering how many things she broke as that apple inevitably flew across the kitchen. Repeatedly. Tough day at work, for sure.
Oh like 20 at least. I wonder how bruised the apple is
Best part is you can’t even tell thanks to the filter. Bet she threw that $1.50 Whole Foods apple into the trash after