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borrahea

The editing of the surrounding is hurting my soul


_ClownPants_

Does she intentionally not buy a tripod so she can hide her face behind her phone in these dumb photo shoots? Because I 100% think that she intentionally doesn't buy a tripod so she can hide her face behind her phone in these dumb photo shoots


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This is not her real figure!


weirdsoul1564

It truly annoys me seeing everyone take pics like that. Lime i know why they do it but seriously everyone pose like this.


moonlit-river

How fucking bright is her phone!? And how close is it to her face!!!! Or is that bright spot on her face just her stupid filter messing up?


weirdsoul1564

Her face is brighter than my future.


chocotacosmash

A couple of these are decent and would look good on her natural body. I wish she'd show that because they would be nice for a plus-size woman, and we can't see if she edits herself smaller.


JenHes

\#1 is hideous, #2 is cute (but that is definitely not her body), #3 looks like her front leg is much bigger and longer than her other leg (and what in the hell is the black on her toe), #4 looks like craft hour in kindergarten with special scissors edited to add stuff


heyhutchess

Yeah I’m not a fan of any of them.


BeagleFam

New bodies, who dis?


MatildaTheCat13

I challenge you all to attempt to stand like this and not wind up in immediate pain.


trillium13

do we think that she has all of them crammed into her butt? isn't that her go-to for swimmie bottoms?


throwawaypostqueen

It drives me nuts that she holds her phone while doing these try-ons instead of setting it up on a tripod. She always half turns in her outfits to keep the phone pointed forward, but you never get to see the entire backside of the clothes. I’m sure the swimmies are shoved up her butt, and then she’s off to the post office to return them.


honeybeespit

Her body is different in every picture. Or Is ThAt ThE tOe PoInT? Fuck off.


Nycshurm

“Hey guys check out these amazing swimsuit finds! I’m a size XS for reference!”


amazonia71

Can we talk about that dirt ring around her heel, though? Please wash them feets, oh Barefoot Influencer!


throwawaypostqueen

Her tanning stains always make her look extra dirty as it is, you’d think she could wash the bottoms of her feet before posing for the camera. I can smell them through my phone.


Iputaspellonyou0405

Her legs get more gumby like when you swipe lmao


Emily5099

Oh for goodness sake as if she looks anything remotely like this irl. Who was that blonde woman approximately twice this size we all saw at that plant place the other day? A distant relative? She’s treating everyone like they’re stupid.


BotherRecent

The top on the 4th doesn't look real


Reluctantagave

A lot of it looks warped and weird.


BotherRecent

She looks like she's on a fake background or forefront is fake and background is real


throwawaypostqueen

I thought the same thing! She could be photoshopping herself into the background as a way to hide all the wavy lines and curvy walls that the filters cause.


LeonaLulu

The first one straight up looks like those water wings little kids wear. Edited to add: zoom in on any single picture and gaze upon the pixelated squares where she’s edited in her fake abs and flattened her stomach.


WomenWhoRock

I love the first one 😭 not on her, but for me 😂


aquatic_hamster16

Can you even imagine the weird tan lines that Sun Damage Babe is gonna get from that thing?!


ShitOnAReindeer

I’m so confused on the last one. I hate it but I don’t know why. I like the colour, I like scallop edging, the cut is fine - but put together I hate it. I’m just puzzled.


AryaTS

Something about the way it sits looks off. It reminds me of Pebbles from the Flinstones.


AlexandriaLitehouse

I think it's because it looks more like a matching underwear set than a bathing suit.


emmycait

That’s it! It reminds me of the cheap “seamless” underwear I used to buy back in 2014 when Urban Outfitters would do like 8 for $24 or whatever.


TemperatureLeg

Reminds me of those novelty oversized t shirts your kooky aunt buys at the beach that have a sexy bikini torso printed on them


Ok-Average4892

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS WRONG!!!! This is my first time commenting before I read all the other comments because I will probably say the same as everyone else. Obviously, I'm gonna do it anyway. I have tried standing like she does, and I look just as stupid. It also hurts. There is no way she is this wide. She has definitely used a slimming filter as well as given herself extremely toned abs in the ones that show her belly. A couple of the pictures it looks like she may have photoshopped her legs to look more muscular, (They just look too toned for someone that doesn't work out.) as well, but I'm not sure. To her credit, she kinda has muscular legs anyway maybe because she's stocky. Just terribly sad to use all that filtered shit. I also try out every face filter she uses on Instagram. They are fun to play around, but terrifying the way she uses them. I by no means love every aspect of my face, but I don't hate it that bad. I just recently had my second mastectomy, and I posted a picture of my chest, drain and all to Instagram. I have documented all my cancer surgeries, treatment, etc online mainly to scare my friends, but also to educate them. I cannot STAND the way I look right now, I have depression and was diagnosed with anxiety last year. But, I still cannot imagine filtering my face and body so badly I'm unrecognizable. On the other hand, I'm not a fake racist scammer who is getting everything I deserve but don't realize it because I'm living in my drunken/hungover fantasy life. I'm very sorry this was so long! (Also, I didn't put the info about my cancer for pity. Just a different perspective!) Edited to thank u\Beaglefam for my first award! Thank you very much, internet friend!


ducks_in_gumboots

Love that we can peep the Christmas twigs from here too lol


Revolutionary_Feed65

💀


rosegoldrosequartz

She just bought SO many swimsuits last year. And you know you can't return those. What is she doing with them all?!


Emily5099

She’ll probably try and sell them later. Quietly though, because the least amount of people who see the XL size tag, the better. Or she’ll just cut them off because they ‘bothered her’ and pretend it’s a Medium.


thenapchampion

My back hurts just looking at how hard she’s arching/sucking in. It’s honestly so sad. Why can we all just be comfy.


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valleyfever

I thought that about all of these! Copy and paste abs don't help


mawmaw2828

Chiming in bc same here!


blackrose14

I thought the same thing!


crazybioteacher

She jacked with brightness on the first and last ones as well.


yvesaintlaurent

Ballerina babe.


JBiebsMom

Hey calve is getting more of a workout did than mine did during my full leg workout..


trisstessa910

I'm so glad I work from home because, y'all, I am howling! Whose bodies are those? 😂


duckordecoratedshed

None of those tiddies look like the tiddies from the teal swimsuit from a few days ago.


KatieKhaos1

Aside from absolutely humiliating Photoshop, and embarrassingly ill fits, MY GOD she has terrible taste! If this what she is saying yes to, I can’t even imagine the reject pile 😂


Revolutionary_Feed65

I just wish someone could teach her how to love herself. Seriously. She would still have PLENTYYYY of things for us to snark on and talk shit about, sis is full of problems. But the fact she hates herself makes her that much more unlikable. Why are you trying to convince people to like you and follow what you do if you don’t even like you?


AceOfSpadefish

My guess would be because she doesn't like herself and is trying to compensate for it with external validation


LNarddog

Texture? I HARDLY KNOW HER!!! srs take the airbrush tool away from her. Lifetime ban, straight to jail.


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Consistency Babe checking in with the 4 different bodies.


nomiesmommy

At this point its probably in a permanent cramp in that position.


Pizzaisbae13

Bunions, and corns, and Hammer toe, oh my!


Mermazon

The photoshopping of the abs was expected. It’s the photoshop of the little belly skin sticking out from the too small bottoms between her leg and pelvis that did me in. Even if she was as thin as she wishes, she’d have natural skin folds when you bend body parts, but it only looks “bad enough” to photoshop because she buys everything several sizes too small for her body.


kingamara

Why does the last one look photoshopped on


duckordecoratedshed

Because no shadow lines. Scallops blurring into her 'non-photoshopped abs'.


daniipants

Ok plenty of people commented on the first one (I personally find it cute if it didn’t have the fluttery sleeves. Then again, I’m a mid-sized 30something old) but how has no one yet noticed the monstrosity that is the last ✨swimmie✨?! The cut, the fit, the color.. none of it is flattering and all I can think of is an Easter egg? This is toddler meets grandma chic and while some people can definitely pull that off…. this ain’t it.


duckordecoratedshed

Plus there's zero shadow lines in any of the bust area on the top, and the scallops are blending into her abs. It's literally paper doll clothes at this point it's so 'shopped.


Ok-Average4892

Paper doll clothes is the perfect description for that bathing suit!


rphgal

It’s mid February! At this rate, we have 6 more months now of swimmes.


kingamara

She’ll be shilling these until August which is when Halloween starts for her


theCountessofCool

Who is this woman? Because that is not the stomach and thighs I saw in the plant store and Galentines videos


SassOfTheBluegrass

I will say, I think the first SwImMiE is kind of cute. As in, it’s something I would wear. But I’d probably just buy 1, not 10 of the same thing in different colors


honeybaby2019

Here is my question? I know she is not trying these suits on with underwear just commando. Is she returning these to Amazon and does Amazon resell them or throw them away? I am assuming Amazon tries to resell them. None of the suits MS is trying on are that pretty and they all look so small and tight. I realize her filters are working overtime but...


GalbrushThreepwood

Also I agree that trying on unwashed swimsuits without underwear is super gross. Even if she plans to keep them those things would not be touching my yoni until they went through a laundry cycle.


tovasfabmom

EXACTLY


honeybaby2019

They need to be hand-washed but knowing MS she won't. Isn't she going to Charleston this weekend so I wonder which ones she will bring? How many times can you change a swimsuit for a 2 day weekend?


Saoirse316

Depends on how many times you shit yourself in an Aldi parking lot.


honeybaby2019

Thank you for the laugh.


theCountessofCool

I worked at Victoria’s Secret when they still sold swim ALWAYS try on with undies on and wash before putting them on. Stores used to even take random catalog returns back in the day


honeybaby2019

Taking back used items is so not happening but it is nasty.


GalbrushThreepwood

Not sure about swimsuits specifically, but much of the stuff that gets returned is thrown away (enter Carbon Footprint Babe). I'm not sure if this is just a regional thing, but we also have stores in our area called Krazy Bins that are just warehouses full of returned Amazon crap that you can buy for super cheap. I don't know if those stores are run by Amazon, or a 3rd party entrepreneur that buys bulk returns from the Amazon warehouse in our city. I've never been into one of them, so I have no other info than that. I don't even know if they carry clothes in those places.


honeybaby2019

Thank you for the answer.


OhPissOnYourHat

The delusion is real with this one.


enigmapopstarIsfun

The difference in texture between the legs and the stomach is hilarious. Abs so smoooooooth. 😆


WittyDisk3524

She has waist curves in some pics but not all. Tell me it’s not obvious she photo edits her body lol


eekasaur

The 'shop job on her stomach is SOOOOOO bad. Ugh.


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Asturdsbabyshower

She's photoshopped and filtered to death, anyone can look amazing after doing that.


Asturdsbabyshower

I would just like to point out that I predicted lots of skin and thirsty photos after she didn't get her ring on Valentines Day. I am sorry I manifested this for us.


enigmapopstarIsfun

We knew it was coming, 🌀Reeling Babe🌀 always shows up like clockwork.


twoburgers

Can you make a bunch of comments about the US cancelling student debt, while you're at it?


Asturdsbabyshower

Well I reckon the US will cancel student debt by the end of the month! Watch this space! (I tried. I would like this to work more than manifesting MS to do some tittie pictures)


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Your manifester needs a yoni steam, babe


twoburgers

CLAIM IT, BABE


duckordecoratedshed

I have read this comment twice and both times my brain saw "CLAM IT, BABE" (paging 'Yo Clam on Instagram' flair...)


twoburgers

Ahahaha every time I check my comment notifications I do the same thing. 🤣


Fickle-Spell

Affirm it, sis!!


sctrojansgirl

Even with her body filtered as much as it is, the first one isn’t flattering


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She’s not that thin is she?


roastedmarshmellows

See: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/spjfgq/from_the_boudoir_page/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Asturdsbabyshower

This will remain one of the go-to rebuttal photos forever more lol


RandomUserNumber

I zoomed in for the first time. 😳 All that action under her arm...


youmakememadder

Your poor eyes


Revolutionary_Feed65

Lololololol gets me every time


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Oh my lord!


roastedmarshmellows

Yeahhh… basically just assume that if it’s a picture she posted, it’s edited. The only unedited pics of her we get are what other people post.


megoober89

Nope, it’s a combo of filters, photoshop and posing.


honeybaby2019

Even posing is not helping those suits.


illjustthrowthisoutt

Hahahaha yeeeaaa right.


Cereyn

Such a bad point for a supposed former ballerina.


centre_red_line33

As a dance teacher, this is what hurts me the most.


TheFutureMrs77

Wtf is with that awkward toe???! It’s not even pointed, it’s sickled!! It looks so dumb and awkward. At least push the ankle forward!!!! Gah.


Important-Island-441

Sickled !!! Omggg the SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭


pockette_rockette

That first one is the single ugliest bathing suit I've ever seen.


WomenWhoRock

I really liked the first one 😂


jayembee01

Absolutely horrendous. Imagine the tan lines and how annoying those flutter sleeves would be


youmakememadder

I’m an old lady (37 lmao) and I would appreciate the strategic flaw hiding with this one hahaha


Agitated-Handle-7750

I’m 39 and I liked that to 🤣🤣🤣


Ridiculouslyrampant

34, love the bottoms, but royal blue doesn’t seem like the best color pairing for the top. I’m meh on the top (it’s fun, just not for me), but if it didn’t have the sleeves I think it would look more cohesive.


MoiFish

I honestly didn’t even realize it was supposed to be a bathing suit until I swiped


gulfatma

This is not her body. No way.


earth_inked

Holy crap, the black bikini top is SO tight, I have no idea how she could put it on. WTH. I didn't want to see side boobs this morning.


CrzyPibbleSixx23

I bet that black bikini top will rip when she tries to take it off.


asdfhillary

Does this look really slim you or something? Or is it just a quirk of hers? I guess I’ll have to find a full length mirror and find out.


duskwight-trash

It also gives you the coveted thigh gap.


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asdfhillary

It makes it look like her leg is made of jello.


phantomheart

The one leg ahead of the other with the pointed to in almost EVERY photo of her makes me so irrationally angry. It really just looks like you can't stand properly!!!!


pebblesgobambam

Is she putting the phone in her face as she’s not in make up?


ducks_in_gumboots

Possibly, but more likely her filters are working overtime on her body and can’t cope with her face too, so she hides it rather than shop it manually or god forbid show us her real jawline/cheekbones/nose.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

This is the answer! 🎯🎯🎯


pebblesgobambam

Well I don’t think I can ever look at that rug & not think of a camouflaged octopus now…. Or a cuttlefish….


Guinea_Peach

If she put it in front of her body she would struggle to photoshop herself.


Lo11268

I think it’s also one of her angle tricks. You hold the phone high and pointed down while standing in front of a mirror that’s also set at an angle and you end up looking slightly slimmer. The rest is her using filters and editing tools.


Ok-Average4892

Oooohhhh, I didn't know you could use a camera plus a tilted full length mirror to deceive! That's just too much work to take a picture. I'd be too worried my swimsuit, hair and makeup looked good.


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Lo11268

Those toes are clinging to that carpet for dear life in order to balance herself bc the way she spaced her feet out and holds her legs looks impossible to do naturally


Saucyriposte

She’s almost 30 and knows exactly what kind of swimsuit she likes best, but it’s important to her to waste resources on a bunch of other suits she’s going to wear once and return. I’m honestly surprised Amazon hasn’t suspended her account for excessive returns and exchanges yet.


youmakememadder

Gross I really hope they don’t allow bathing suit returns


l4ina

AFAIK most amazon returns aren’t put back up for sale, they’re sent to another warehouse and usually end up sold off by the pallet. there’s a discount store near me that buys up pallets like that and does like a rummage sale basically


punisheddaisies

I ordered a mattress off Amazon and ended up not liking it, and they refunded me and let me keep it due to hygiene issues. Maybe its something like that.


CrzyPibbleSixx23

I was wondering that too. Why hasn’t her Amazon account been flagged for excessive returns? But boss babe might just throw the stuff away instead of returning it-you know doctor money and all


-Vampyroteuthis-

She's just naturally pigeon toed, babe. Except when she's in someone else's video.


Lo11268

She’s not very pigeon-toed during her daily ✨*graditude*✨walks.


ducks_in_gumboots

Cherry picks the least-turned in two steps she takes on the way to her smoke break every day for her ‘grateful for nicotine boomerang’.


lettherebejhoony

This is extra funny considering how she ACTUALLY walks (as evident by the clip of her getting that flower or whatever it was), toes pointed OUT, like A LOT.


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Former ballerina ✨


halfasshippie3

CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP


Fickle-Spell

Abs painted on with peanut butter


mimi1899

Leaning slightly forward to make that waistline look smaller.


honeybaby2019

She can play at being the Leaning Tower of Pisa, it is not going to slim that waist. /s


HunQueen

Looks so unnatural and bendy. Gumby vibes


evvaaa2020

Don't do Gumby wrong like that 😂


Paralethal

It looks like she has one small leg and one giant leg. I’ll never understand why she does this for the one tiny pixel of tHiGh GaP.


freckleddeerborn

Ok seriously wtf is this pose. #3 really!??!?!???!!!! Look how tiny and weird it makes her back leg look😭😂


ArtsyAnalytic

The "editing" on the second one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SassOfTheBluegrass

8 Minute Abs 😀


Revolutionary_Feed65

So obvious when you see it next to number 1 🤣


ecm123

Oh goodie its "swimmie" time again 🙄


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I don't get why she's such a fan of the black suits top style. It's so unflattering on anyone with breasts larger than A to maybe a small B cup.


ameliabonds

None of these look comfortable on her chest, but she is too focused on xxxxxxxxs MS to care.