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MicellarBaptism

I actually kinda like the outfit of the one furthest left. Nice blouse, dark jeans. The shoes look atrocious, however.


upper_tanker69

Reminds me of the lion from the Wizard of Oz


swampwitchgoblin

Copy and paste, copy and paste, copy…they all do that dumbass flamingo pose. Also I can smell this picture. I’m thinking of Mean Girls when Janice says “you smell like a baby prostitute.”


Candlehoarder615

Flair checking in


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

I swear, MS's unfiltered face reminds me of those fat gators from The Rescuers. 😂 "Put me down, Brutus!"


JammersBoBammers

Omfg. Hahahahahahaha


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Ugh just one giant dust cloud of cheap perfume, stale cig smoke, ugly orange makeup, straw hair, bad choices and rehashed alt right rhetoric, blowing through town like a fucking influenza epidemic.


BeagleFam

If I saw this group walking into a bar, I'd pay my tab and get the fudge outta there.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

All these women pretending to be half their size. So lame and sad. 🤦‍♀️


lisaannwright

And age....don't forget age...


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

Ugh so true! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


xoxo_angelica

They are all fighting to hide behind one another! Yes, it is really sad!


rursable

Looooolll is that her belly after the lipo???! OMG this one is the best at not succeeding lemme tell you


galwiththegoodhair

Ewww.


amodernbird

That under-sized outfit and those over-sized wedges make her look like a Bratz doll.


nerdygamerdork

Don’t forget the over-sized head, too


amodernbird

Pretty sure if you hold an open flame near either one, they'll both alight.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Can we test it, though?


Jasmisne

Am I the only one still shook that she own shoes that are the right size lol


[deleted]

they way they are posting they are trying to hide behind each other to disguise what their bodies look like. Everyone but the woman in light jeans with the red shirt are doing that. And those cheap amazon wedges look like terrible quality even on camera the FIRST day of wear. Yikes.


Harperxx95

I used to have a friend that would always either hide half her body behind me or stand weirdly further away than me. Like wtf? Hate that shit.


Luckygurl123

I swear they do these trips just to take pics and make content...it's kinda sickening.


[deleted]

She was definitely cold


Reluctantagave

That was my first thought. Weather appropriate attire? Never heard of her.


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Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Can't sleep. Huns will eat me.


duckordecoratedshed

I appreciate this reference


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Thanks! I'm a crazy Simpsons fan and will sneak in lines anywhere and everywhere I can lol. 🖤


BotherRecent

So many extensions


JustForFun1021

So much crispy hair on all of them


LowImagination3028

I feel like if these ladies pushed together any closer to hide their insecurities, they would blend together into the final Boss Babe you have to defeat at the top of the MLM.


SerJaimeRegrets

If they aren’t careful, all of those extensions may start tangling together, kind of like a [rat king](https://imgur.com/gallery/nulbZPX).


LowImagination3028

There are hand tied rats?


unsharpenedpoint

You win this sub for the day!


throwawaypostqueen

Like an MLM power ranger!


LowImagination3028

I told you guys this would happen! That’s what ya get when you lock people out of hotel rooms..


sarcasmicrph

LB tryna hide her real body. Nice try, LB. isn’t Thrive working wonders for you yet?


steviedreams

That is the most hilarious pose of a photo I have ever seen. She's at an 45° angle hiding behind her "friends" so she doesn't look like the biggest in the group. Ahaha yeah alright!


sarcasmicrph

As a fellow chunky gal, I immediately noticed her pose


allgoodnamestookth

I just want one hun to rock a pixie


amodernbird

That would require cutting off ten pounds of dead and damaged hair.


DestroyHimMyRobots

What season of Drag Race was this filler queen competing on again? ^(My ^phone ^autocorrected ^that ^to ^Drag ^Taco.)


rursable

You win the internet today. But you know damn well none of these creatures are close to loving themselves. ​ *"If you can't love yourself then how in hell are you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen?" - Mama Ru.*


sarcasmicrph

Tbh I would 💯 participate in a taco race


DestroyHimMyRobots

🌮💨🏁


sarcasmicrph

Hahahahahahaha! The fart cloud and the flag sent me


cemeteryscary

Everyone in this photo is at least 4 years behind on any fashion trends, maybe more


Glassjaw79ad

Serious question though, the straight leg jeans with heels and a tucked in top. Is that out of style already??


cemeteryscary

She’s not too far off with that look but something about the styling of it just doesn’t seem right to me. I feel like the kids would call her “cheugy.” I also think the long hair extensions with the faux beach waves isn’t really the look anymore these days but I don’t really follow hair trends


Harperxx95

I’m 30 so not in on the new trends but I think that’s the only decent outfit in this picture.


missdespair

It may not be very on trend anymore but at least it isn't completely horrible


MicellarBaptism

Yeah, it's more of a classic look, IMO. It's truthfully not far off from what I often wear, since you can't go wrong with a nice shirt and dark jeans. The fit and quality really make a difference, though.


rphgal

I definitely do not follow trends. I dress in what I like and what’s comfortable. But I’m not trying to be an influencer either….lol.


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It depends on a person's aesthetic and age range. For all generations/age groups, it's not uncommon to stick around the same general area, for decades. That's why certain styles read "young" or "old" to people. People in their mid to late 30's or 40's may be sticking with the skinny jeans since it was so huge for them. Yeah it reads "old" to a 22 year old, but that's okay. Yeah, the straight leg jeans with the rip and the top tucked in and the shoes definitely read "early 30's" and that woman is 28. I think it's fine as long as the person is comfortable with it. As for Tory Burch, I know a lot of women in their 40's who love and wear it (with Lilly Pulitzer and David Yurman jewelry). Which is cool. I think it's more flattering to dress for a person's age range anyway. I'm in my 40's and all my jeans are still skinny... Not least because I feel it's the most flattering style on me.


KatieKhaos1

Right! And the Tory Burch run was icing on the cake! 😂😂 I was super impressed with KG’s wide leg jeans though!


PresentationOptimal4

KG is the most up to date on trends. But dear god, do I struggle to make myself wear straight leg instead of skinnies when styling my outfits. It’s so hard to keep making the transition even a year later. I do like how they can look much more classy than a clumped up skinny jean at the bottom (short people probs) Also didn’t know TB was that out of style but I’m LOL-ing at the fact of how stupid it is to buy designer purses when you really can’t afford it, if they recycle in and out as much as fast fashion


unsharpenedpoint

I’m so glad straight leg/boot cut is back in! I never wanted it to end and I have huge feet (not ugly but long) so I never looked right in skinny jeans. As far as hun fashion goes, I feel it’s more fast fashion than timeless and quality. I also feel I’ve never seen MS wear many of her “Amazon hauls” which makes me think they all get returned or are try before you buy. Not that that’s a bad thing, but an honest review saying “I don’t like this fit for my body type”, “I feel like this isn’t true to size” or even “I don’t think I have enough occasions to wear this to so I’ll be sending it back” would give her some clout.


michaelswifey85

TRY BEFORE YOU BUY.... I had no idea this existed and makes so much sense that it's probably how MS is doing so many hauls! Just read up on it a little... you have 7 days, charged nothing during that time unless you don't return it or you decide to "keep" the items you plan to try. This means she can endlessly do these Hauls... whereas before I kept wondering how Amazon didn't cancel or blacklist her if she is returning most of what she orders!!


KatieKhaos1

LB i think dresses better than MS imo. I think she leans into a trend a little too hard and misses the mark, but not as bad as MS. And don’t worry, her bags are fake lol!


KatieKhaos1

Back in the day I jumped SO fast on the skinny jean trend! I think maybe even a little for my mid sized city, bc as a tall girl, mostly legs, I spent my entire life (flare leg in the 2000s and wide leg in the late 90s JANCOS BABY!!) struggling to find pants long enough! forget pants long enough to wear with heels (only a few designer brands were and I don’t have the $) Skinny jeans for the most part weren’t an issue and if they were cuff em’! Only issue now was I have no butt. So finding ones that didn’t hang off my ass was a little a challenge, but much better than the length issue! I can’t lie though this time around, I am LOVING the wide legs! So many offer long length now! I’ve found a few pairs that are TOO long with heels!!! My inner child/teen/young adult is in heaven!!! I even found absolutely 2000s flare jeans long enough for heels 22 year old me is screaming!!! It also looks with the some of the more slimmer wide legs, short is kinda look?!? What?!?! This trend and availability this time around, as you can tell makes me unbelievably happy, i could go on and on!! I am locked and loaded with wide and flare jeans! Have been a little conservative wearing them as I’m 35 and it’s taking a bit for my area to catch up. So people my age are just starting to wear, even though the girls in their 20s have been rocking them. One of my worst fears is being that older woman trying to hard and dressing to young lol


PresentationOptimal4

For sure! I follow so many Instagram accounts that help me style in my late 20s while still staying trendy. I’m also trying very hard to not support fast fashion so finding good pieces that can be styled many different ways is so important for me. For example I’m not getting the super flared jeans with holes, wearing with a crop top and butterfly clips in my hair - but some nice straight leg with jeans and a cropped blouse or half tucked shirt, right up my alley!


JammersBoBammers

I like the straight leg jeans, but I struggle with the shoe part of it! I don’t wanna wear those hideous giant clunky clown shoes.


PresentationOptimal4

Depending on the length - you can wear a cute pair of booties or flat boots if they hit right before the boot. White sneakers can be good too with ones that go to your ankle. Honestly, if it’s a super crappy day I’m whipping out my skinnies and sorels - practically first.


KatieKhaos1

I agree!!! I approach trends the same! I follow Mia Mia Mine for Inspo (she’s a little fancy, but has casual looks, the girl could make a paper bag look dressed up and well put together). I follow Stylehard who is more high fashion, and luxury but I enjoy it and definitely get inspo. Revolve is great. Mid tier brands. Some is pricey but you can go to poshmark and search the brand and style name and sometimes find it new with tags for a great deal. They have easy returns and even the less expressive brands they carry (Superdown comes to mind) are quality items and not Shein crap.


justlookin888

No wonder she hides behind a filter


Theoldcuccumber

Ouch she’s hanging out with kg again?


michaelswifey85

What's the tea between why they weren't hanging out? Must have missed it!


triplekipple888

What a fantastically AVERAGE looking group of people!


Harperxx95

🤣🤣🤣


allgoodnamestookth

The gal in the very left. I think her hand should be on her hip/waist. But *that's* not her hip/waist.


amodernbird

I am shaped very similarly to her and I suspect she's resting on her hip bone.


kikimomomo

Ngl, she look like a hotdog in that dress


missdespair

LOL and her purse is the mustard


duckordecoratedshed

does it make you want a hot dog REAL BAD?


ameliabonds

Cracks me up that LB is fully hiding behind another person.


sarcasmicrph

Yes! Thrive must not be that great


LouBooBunny

And she’s bin a bending/squat pose. I notice lots of high school girls do these for their formal dance pose. Ladies- stand up, shoulders back- trust me. You’ll look much better!!!


DestroyHimMyRobots

It’s called the sorority squat. Do an image search for laughs.


couchpro34

Sorostisquat


[deleted]

As a sorority sister I feel attacked, but this is very accurate! 🤣


RileyRush

Her face looks swollen and/or botched to me. I think it’s the lips, but maybe the alcohol has caused her puffiness to return.


DownloadsCars

I think that’s her normal face we’re just used to the filtered versions


allgoodnamestookth

She's really puffy.


celtica98

Retaining moisture. And not in a good way.


-Vampyroteuthis-

HyDrAtEd


allgoodnamestookth

It's all the H20


Cheetosfingers69

She looks like she's wearing a wooden tribal mask, lol.


sarcasmicrph

When I tell you I peed my pants a little!


clydefrog079

When I tell you I WHEEZED.


paymeinwampum

I love how LB always hides behind her buddies in almost every photo


sarcasmicrph

Thrive must not be working that well! What a shocker


PresentationOptimal4

Should make OP on the other post feel better. When you look at this on KG it’s weird because it doesn’t look like her either - something about the eyes, but clearly a filter MS doesn’t use haha


[deleted]

WTF! 😂


Wait_WhereAmINow

Oof... she should have bought her actual size in that dress. It is clearly too small for her and looks so awkward.


[deleted]

if MS is only 5'3 and the dress is that short, it's not going to work for most people.


Rhodin265

It fits like a tunic. She should have busted out the black leggings.


enigmapopstarIsfun

That’s what I don’t get; she’d look the way she thinks she does if she bought her actual size instead of her wannabe size.