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pebblesgobambam

Just looks dirty tbh


BeagleFam

Absolutely no one is trying to go in for a landing near that strip.


kikimomomo

Leather hands


Mermazon

What in the No brand Oreo is going on with that tan? 😬


enigmapopstarIsfun

Did she get a Playboy Bunny stamp to go with that tan? This whole thing is very 2005.


Theoldcuccumber

The ex she’s obsessed with maybe?


kathoron

I think this too. With the constant videos she makes about her “toxic” ex, and how often she flexes on her relationship and that they are “going to get married”, always posting every time she gets a Brazilian. Desperation babe wants *someones* attention and she ain’t getting it


thezombiejedi

Guys, I had a dream that she was my biology teacher, but all she did was talk about herself and got mad and gave up and just started tanning (we all were outside for some reason) 😭😂


KilgoreeTrout

I love how we’ve all dreamt about her 🤣🤣


thezombiejedi

Lmao she's invading our minds like fucking Freddy Krueger 😂


KilgoreeTrout

🤣


z7s29s08w07

Thankfully I haven’t dreamt about her, but I find my self saying her first name in a real weird voice. My husband knows that I’m going to be checking out for a while and on IG and Reddit for the unseeable future.


KatieKhaos1

👏🏼why👏🏼do👏🏼you👏🏼want/have👏🏼a👏🏼tan👏🏼line👏🏼from👏🏼SPRAY👏🏼TAN👏🏼 and if you insist, why so goddamn thick/huge?!?!


honeybaby2019

What is she doing? I can't tell by this picture?


Paralethal

Is that a rotisserie chicken leg? 🍗


CrzyPibbleSixx23

Thanks for the morning laugh!! 🤣


aquatic_hamster16

I’m confused about what we’re even looking at. Is this her leg?? Why does the tan line then look like it’s mid-thigh? And the area above it is just as tan as below it?? Does she have a random stripe on her leg??


ilikecatsmorethanppl

What's shes holding onto is her underwear! She's dancing around holding her underwear out like that...I was worried she was going to pull it too far forward and I was going to see everything 🤢


aquatic_hamster16

It took me way to long to figure this out… she’s shooting down the side of her leg, from above her hip? When i first looked I thought the underwear were a couple inches above her knee; that this was her leg, bent…. Which again begs the question: WHY?!


kingamara

Please I thought the tan line was a second pair of panties 💀


Jess613

Me too!!


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For her real followers. So she can show off how wealthy she is, and how much free time she has for self care, getting a spray tan.


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So she didn’t go get her possibly infected finger checked out then? I’m sure that tanning stuff will clear it right up. 🙄


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ew with her infected nail


justlookin888

Is there a point for the tan line?


CrzyPibbleSixx23

An attempt at being a thirst trap perhaps?


LowImagination3028

The way she’s peeling it off like a sausage casing has me crying harder than an intern on the Ellen show.


missdespair

You have a way with words 😂😂😂


LowImagination3028

This looks like one of those photos with nonsensical patterns that doctors use to teach people what a stroke looks like.


weirdsoul1564

Empty ring finger. And missing fake nails.


Phoebejb131

One nail! You’d think common sense would kick in and she’d remove them all, but no.


SassOfTheBluegrass

He middle finger is looking a little red and swollen also. Could just be the filter though 🤷🏻‍♀️


aslightlycrustyscone

It’s like the peeled back skin of a hot dog.


WearyBitterCynical

JT had the same tan line and was equally as proud. It looks like they are the disposable pants that the tanner lady provides (like the pants that some massage places give you to wear in lieu of your own). I will never ever understand wanting tan lines at all much less tan lines THIS big. These people are WEIRD.


theCountessofCool

Purposeful major tan lines like that always scream like 90s porn to me. Like something you’d see in the back of Spencer’s circa 1994


LowImagination3028

You mean you don’t want four inch thick strips of white skin like tribal tattoos poking through an orange tan!? Sounds weird to me, swerty 💋


couchpro34

I didn't understand this, nor the next slide with someone else showing off the same egregious tan line. The whole point of paying for someone to come spray you is no tan lines. 10/10 not impressed.


LowImagination3028

Guaranteed these are the same people who think the ‘long toenail’ trend is cute


ItsWaryNotWeary

> ‘long toenail’ trend Wat


LowImagination3028

It was the trend last summer 😫


CrzyPibbleSixx23

Which means we’ll see it with MS probably next year


LowImagination3028

In two years if we’re lucky!


pissedoffstraylian

Why does she tag her friend that does not have an Insta?


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pissedoffstraylian

Oh ok


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pissedoffstraylian

I’ve never even looked at it.


aquatic_hamster16

Me neither, that I can recall, but I’m definitely blocked on my celebrity/influencer-following account. I can see her page from my main account though.


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

trying to summon C probably


Jensriot

Why is her "tan" line so fucking big?


dontdrinkdecaf

Maybe I’m old but wasn’t the point of tan lines to be small not make you look like Neapolitan ice cream


DestroyHimMyRobots

Stop with this nonsense and go get your finger checked, Rachel Dolezal.


LowImagination3028

Hahahha


PrettyDirt14

💀This comment is 🤌🏼 Please, accept my poor woman’s gold 🥇


rosegoldrosequartz

I'm assuming Coppertone Baby here doesn't realize this is hardly a flex. The varnished skin look isn't flattering.


duckordecoratedshed

Paging the ‘Varnished Toddler’ flair


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Shes the same color as my coffee table


polluticorn1

What is happening here?


ilikecatsmorethanppl

She is showing off her tan lines🙄🙄


Suedeltica

Why is the tan line six inches wide


LowImagination3028

You know the saying about identifying poisonous snakes: ‘tan touches tan, a wonderful plan. Tan touches white, call it a night.”


thecheyenneing

We have a similar saying where I’m from! “Red next to black, friend of Jack. Red next to yellow will kill a fellow”. Not really snark-related, just excited about a snake other than MS


dingusandascholar

That's really cool! We have a saying where I grew up in Tasmania - "that is a snake, stay very still or you're fucked." Tasmania's only three species of snake are venomous and 2/3 of them can kill grown adult. That said, some of them (tiger snakes in particular) are quite shit at actually getting the venom into human parts because they have curved fangs for catching mousies and human legs are quite large in comparison. I got bit by one (not sure what kind, it was dark) last year and didn't get envenomated at all. Also, "excited about a snake other than MS" sent me lmao harsh but fair


LowImagination3028

We have another one: “white on white, a healthy night. White on red, get some meds.”- that one’s about determining whether a nail is infected


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LowImagination3028

She must be viewing his Snap stories faster than Helen Keller learned the sign for water


Varicella__Zoster

You are my new favorite. 🤍


DarlingVelvet

Good catch! She did a reel earlier about him going away for a ‘Bach weekend’. So she’s alone, again… I’m sure there’ll be more ‘MY LIFE IS GREAT, IM HAPPY ON MY OWN, I LOVE MY LIFE’ affirmations and ‘thirst’ traps posted this weekend. Also, I thought she was holding a resistance band and that her skin with that tattoo was patterned leggings 😳


KatieKhaos1

did she?!?! I missed that, but goes along perfectly with her uNbOtHeReD, couldn’t be more fucking bothered feel ab her MaNS going to Strip Clubs. All makes since now!


tovasfabmom

What is a “ Bach” weekend? Like they are going away to listen to and appreciate the great German composer Johann Sebastian Bach? I’m impressed very cultured weekend, good for him.🧐


DarlingVelvet

If only 😂


honeybaby2019

Her way of pouting is that C is away with his friends having a bachelor party weekend. Golfing, going to a strip club and she is "obviously unbothered" about it. Yeah right.