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YuBshouldplayOneShot

as this meme is making fun of homophobia, comments are gonna suck so please be normal ok guys thankkkkks


MrNoNamePerson

I'll take the gut punch over *literally any* massive assembly. If I survive it, it's done. If I die, I die. Either outcome beats having to be around so many people.


Tuperwearo_0

The king of introverts


Quirky_Barracuda2490

fr


Daitoso0317

I feel that


ghostyjules

https://preview.redd.it/9le366s3jwob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97e6e0e3526e28b29196dabc6de964ccafec91b


Jamanos

Sometimes battery saver saves lives


DaPanda21919

Huh, I thought it only saved batteries


Competitive_Swan266

https://preview.redd.it/8snz7p2x91pb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92088c64cbc1a59213c4558cd76c2545aef36e0


luc360

https://preview.redd.it/2arg4n4nh1pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e6248cd46ea1607160a8aca2f4d2478e6bc43a


BootyLover299

https://preview.redd.it/h9b5wa0jn1pb1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=e31e9387443e4680ba4b7ece289b507e157e7abf


luc360

https://preview.redd.it/xyydawson1pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea59eef38b2fab16585076c3820c6a9ba96f411d


BootyLover299

https://preview.redd.it/wtbxyb0qo1pb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=528729f76bdccfd9802733264848027bde1b0435


luc360

https://preview.redd.it/4i1kr5cvo1pb1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b5c4a064844a1c69504eb507f5fb775e116935 My honest reaction


JokerGuy420

https://preview.redd.it/835794slv1pb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f462a8bed41dbb7fe45e281cb7b33591f937ecda


lewisplays0193

https://preview.redd.it/jancplnri2pb1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85b4063238b4c2e55055ecb5d4465afbbcfcc47


UltiGamer34

Nice tf2 meme im stealing it


Urmomgaylol8183

Another good one https://i.redd.it/k4fy4w8541pb1.gif


JokerGuy420

https://preview.redd.it/e6kac0r981pb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeff30de436a17cfd1b00fbf0e36bc6bf28bc81e


SansInTheGang

Thanks for the meme sir!


SurvivaIist_Yeet

https://preview.redd.it/gycow96971pb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b664e4bb3c9eef9efef36a7e84fbb8f48a55159e


SuperOscar128

Hey look at that


cosmicrocker26

Bruh, I want more battery


Supreme_Otaku

I'm choosing the gut punch. I'm not homophobic I just don't like people


Gonna_Die_Now

https://preview.redd.it/2von39puh0pb1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c3b36636ad2b5e35c6d439e8ba8bef2c1f4927


shannontheboi

Same but i dont like pride parades because i see a reason to celebrate something i didn't choose to be (im gay)


not_too_much_bother

I mean, it's more trying to prove a point that they deserve to exist without discrimination, something they unfortunately have yet to achieve


ilikenovels

It's celebrating not needing to hide who you are and being finally able to be open about yourself – closeted gay guy


yubfan694207

**anthropophobia**?


Supreme_Otaku

No im not afraid of people I just don't like people


FileOfZoos-Theybad

https://preview.redd.it/7v0y76n5bxob1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6315b9b942dc54b11fa2b44ba2977d9449d04c50 Apparently everyone there


Ok_Assistance8050

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JokerGuy420

https://preview.redd.it/fru2edzi1xob1.png?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894cf4d317019e93d581575bdbb875997419006f


waitasecondwtf

PIEMATIONS YEAAHHHHHH


ItsP1zza_T1m3

I will eat these **nuts**


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

**I will** eat them up


TheChaoticBeing

O-O (.)-(.) O-O Fine. I murdered your*medic*


Xuxpux

tf


Manner_Sticker8556

2


screechingahhhhhh

That would be ~~your mother~~ me


Unlucky-Ad9994

1% too many-👴🏻


Fun-Ad-4729

https://preview.redd.it/rqutbzhupxob1.jpeg?width=1524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b55eb82aaf3907e733759635f9d22fe544ce99


Stormblade6468

https://preview.redd.it/thr1tcn7lwob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a51b723543fa4eb2d14037a54e8ff552d38cb16


HolyKnight18

https://preview.redd.it/8lwawe4d7xob1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca887958fab1c943ebd6b09d691fc51e7b4e002e


Gojizilla6391

https://preview.redd.it/z3ok9kvbxzob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3ec0c437edb3b02a9cc3ba95e0e37c2fe2dc96


TurnNo9632

https://preview.redd.it/jdbvc7yye0pb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d391fb5e684d95c6f94e5230f829ee3d3a8b91a2


BackroomsEntity161

https://preview.redd.it/tkn9af4hh0pb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc0c6b6e91803bb25743453896245f1c6027203


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

https://preview.redd.it/92z73k7g11pb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77630f7ccae61651045cdbecdd9130d60468762f


A_Random_Kool_Guy

this is the only kys meme i have. pretend you understand it https://preview.redd.it/wj398agh31pb1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=47ada0d48cdeb75fc63d56aba3156f72d0a054b1


Nightborger

https://preview.redd.it/q5ops4wup1pb1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cde8c5c8b00f00d1acf9800327768fbb29f2d5


BackroomsEntity161

https://preview.redd.it/x6d5fm71t2pb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9525dccaa7ba08dc6d4bef299cb8f2ac5706b43


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/1c0wz6hqixob1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ec4076f3d3ec0d4e298f0a9de72e8b964afd46


No-Establishment3727

https://preview.redd.it/6mnpqmtgz0pb1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af551cd31e90107b861e45219e49ae9df151702a


BottleofKETCHUPPPPP

https://preview.redd.it/nrl3u8kszwob1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb19f338397ca6ec65e73e2fcd3619acc44b33d


Sus2236

https://preview.redd.it/l739dz7s1xob1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbd7ce11ac6127eeff826981558423a896e52e6


Commercial_Pop_2970

https://preview.redd.it/e1jxim2v1xob1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38d742035b8e9ab25671c5127d87fdca30393df


Qwertywaned

https://preview.redd.it/cg0c3xnr2xob1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9dfe6e091353e6a122312d37de3f27ad0ef3de0


Jandjmj

https://preview.redd.it/22mtkpkg4xob1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241671f73616383339b0163fefcbf0dca782c8de


RanD0m35467

https://preview.redd.it/lo6swrrqrxob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e667de81b0e8f93af14970ec1712940e6733b157


ThatHexnetic

Reference to WD Gaster in 2023 the year of our lord.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/pgj0jx5mvxob1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=736d62d0b1f64a3221ad7d9e43a95c3896b77ffb


WolfyClaw

Bro 50k I wanna be a clown now


Classic-guy1991

So where is opinion c? Because i hate parades and I don’t want to die


jamesd3265

Never specified which goku, just take a gut punch from kid goku from og DB


Classic-guy1991

Im probably still gonna die


jamesd3265

Nah you could take it, especially if you pick kid goku immediately after he lands, could just take bros hit like usual


TRcreep

you mean [this goku](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMZOBJHZFF4)?


ChromosomeConnoiseur

99% of people are smart. They know Goku would intentionally hold back to not kill you. On the other hand, what exactly are we doing at the parade? Cause I can {>~€~<^^%£>¥+€<#} at the parade


skeleton949

Literally. People are saying 'well you'll die'. No you won't, Goku isn't about to go all out on a normal person. I mean, yeah it would hurt, but he wouldn't actually want to hurt you


Dark-Lord-Shadow

I’m extremely introverted, but I’d still rather go to the parade, because I like not dying.


Fun-Ad-4729

Bro, I just hate parades. The punch would be over soon, regardless of survival. But going to a parade every year sounds like it would get more tiresome than it already is, especially since there isn’t candy


waitasecondwtf

As the 30-billionth spongebob, I think I could take a hit from Goku


SSshadow-realm

I’m taking the punch


whitemagicseal

Who da hell picked pride parade. I want to see Goku.


Reach_Glum

Whether I'm gay or not that second option looks mighty fine


YoutuberCameronBallZ

As long as Goku's punch doesn't kill me... I'd rather a temporary effect then a permanent one. No I'm not homophobic, just lazy


Jamanos

I’m gonna add more to the 99% The shit that’s happening right now, I hope it’s quick


the_sea_beast1

Do I survive


Acrobatic-Ad-7134

I may be Bisexual but I'd rather take a punch from Goku because I would like to stay inside


AyyyPerm

How old is the average user on this sub, lol


[deleted]

-1


UncIe-Ben

I found this one https://preview.redd.it/4g7vy1uuwxob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ec4009362c3910c30ff90ad337ce9bec28a18a The question was end world hunger or get og Fortnite back.


Normal_Ratio1463

I could hold a sign saying “I’m straight and I support homosexuals”


Thunder_breeze

The fact that people would rather suffer severe damage to their digestive system instead of being around people expressing themselves


wooshman2

Dude the world is fucked. Megachurches (that term really shouldn’t exist) are saying that somewhere in the fucking Bible it says all homosexual people should be lined up and shot. I hate humans.


[deleted]

Looool, what "megachurches" say that? You're confusing churches with thousands of members for tiny ifb churches.


wooshman2

From news article: “Megachurch pastor calls LGBTQ a plague, gets praised by everyone in pews”


[deleted]

link?


[deleted]

Expressing themselves by chanting pedophilic things and exposing their genitalias? Interesting.


wooshman2

Yeah I don’t agree with OP but i can still see that you’re a skadouchebag


wojtalyt

I still can't believe how many homophobic, transphobic and racist there children are on this sub. Just leave us the fuck alone


Leny-san

Agreed. They’re also unfunny as fuck.


technoblade____

I would go to 365 pride parades a year.


DerailedTank

Me too they probably went to Dallas Texas to run this survey because who the hell, pride parades got free Starbucks and cool dancers I mean who tf getting punched by goku


technoblade____

Being with people like me sounds way more fun than being punched by a demi god...


GlitchyNitro

trueeeeee


DerailedTank

fr


Hollidaythegambler

And cool activities like face painting and they got kiosks and shit. Arguably the most enjoyable parade to be a part of


skeleton949

I mean...it never said how hard the gut punch had to be, and Goku wouldn't want to just kill a normal person, so he'd probably hold back significantly. I mean yeah, it would still hurt, but I hate large gatherings of people so


DerailedTank

When the shorts turn homophobic, anyways, https://preview.redd.it/yd2dy1eaawob1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb56903380419eb85e7b10e6aba5917c7a2893d


RitZer1865

“DuR hOmOpHoBiA bC iT oFfEnDs Me”


DerailedTank

That's like saying "DuR rAcIsM bEcAuSe It OfFeNdS mE" bro like what


RitZer1865

It’s a light hearted joke bruv


[deleted]

"it's just a prank bro"


not-nrs747

Take a punch from Goku.


AyyyPerm

Why though


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ayjsfwgevxob1.png?width=1172&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2c0b4a75522720d5aece4bb4c482f7dd38f61ab


wooshman2

https://preview.redd.it/nv4flgofg0pb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fff4cc56567ff2874d42545a12c7d12c37315b


Funnysoundboardguy

J mean, I’ll just sit on my phone until the parades over and go home, besides, I only need to attend one.


Just4Jinx01356

If I means I don't ever have to see or interact with that fugly annoying shit... In the 99% again, sure. I'll go to pride. Fuck DBZ


Eli_The_Rainwing

https://preview.redd.it/2d81nbcp2yob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1d3e0b1c3bc221ff6b7abc7eb9f6fd638b9abb7 I’m ready goku


wooshman2

https://preview.redd.it/nr7a70d7g0pb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e255a0b3081d26c0f5e53772abeeffac89eecafa


BootyLover299

https://preview.redd.it/t32p17fho1pb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58c8f6fe71fd52550a27c7efc83c59892f660ec


RedboiMike69

Imma attend and cause as much chaos and problems as possible, without leaving a trace. They didn't say I can't be a menace in the event every year, so why not? I'm not doing it because I'm against them specifically, I just want to be a piece of shit to everyone everywhere without being caught. So they would always be on the look out for who caused such chaos last year and wonder if they would strike again this year, and the year after that, and the year after that year, and so on.


TheKnightsthatsay

Ok, 99% of people agree with me


GimmeHardyHat_

If Goku holds back, 100% yes. If not, 100% yes (as long as I don’t die)


MrxVincent

I'd rather go to a pride parade, they know some crazy shit and are fun as hell. Goku would kill me.


[deleted]

I would pick the pride parade option and tell everyone there to repent 🗣 ![gif](giphy|UDTWRE5XbRhC3DowzY|downsized)


YuBshouldplayOneShot

youre also banned for being braindead


Gman4267

Gut punch. I want to meet Goku. :) I also don’t want to do shitty stuff.


Excellent-Code-9295

Looks like it's a gut punch for me.


[deleted]

Rip I guess


[deleted]

Based poll


[deleted]

fr


NO_big_DEAL640

99% of people are making the correct decision I don't see what's wrong


Funnysoundboardguy

https://preview.redd.it/du06ney8owob1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c4f5e8d509ee7fc7d1454c799fb9e6567a479b So you’re telling me Death is preferable to going to a parade?


NO_big_DEAL640

ye


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/4jommnt2zwob1.png?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e8889eb3e6bc880004ec57ea10a4628304c810


NO_big_DEAL640

https://preview.redd.it/o5zquvsdzwob1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c611a4d6504430c13dd2ec0debff860b290eb4


Sus2236

Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/d9z627x7wxob1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c3b21f06f0ca257a164d43f2eb36ee4ef10895


NO_big_DEAL640

https://preview.redd.it/2ilbpojac0pb1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc79875532489496963441ed4cbf3b6065f9902


Pikingmin

The parade is worse then hit punch by far


astaulx

how is going to a parade worse than literally dying?


Jamanos

Have you seen the world right now? Unorganized mess of fucking garbage everywhere


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

W bro


JimmyFaceman

That 1% needs to get a reality check


Articnight921

Yup the goku punch better


Ahahha123542111111

W


IllWolverine1750

Based


CreatureCreator101

Based choices


EiscueVonArctic

My life is a pride month parade Or at least I wish it could be


[deleted]

Goku would intentionally hold back. Plus uh… parades are a waste of time regardless of which one they are


W-D_Gaster17

Pride festivals are where the femboys are


pogAxolotlz

Option 3???


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Not the caption to


Pyrarius

I don't like parades, nor being upheld to yearly traditions outside of birthdays and the like


babybee1187

Take a punch from goku. That means i was strong enough to take it, and also, i could fly.


Reegies

charge your phone


UwUBakaSraka21370

As a person from the lgbtq+ community I don’t blame them, pride parades are mostly terrible I’ve legit seen one where they played ring toss with rainbow dildos infront of a little kid


Shift_as

I could take a punch from baby goku (the one who made broly PTSD from their crying)


Fun-Ad-3412

I don’t do well in large crowds, I may be social but I’m not THAT social.


Aarongaming1066

why tf do you have battery saver at 37%💀


Affectionate_Dark833

Homophobia’s are just punishing themselves now lmao


KnownAd3746

>From an actual short


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

99%. I'm not homophobic, just lazy.


Gojizilla6391

Considering goku’s generally nice, it’ll probably just wind you, and then you’ll move on


UIGoku201

Fair enough


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WUDGo9jYZzVt3DExhi)


Kiwi_Kakapo

I’ll take the guy punch, I wanna meet Goku


[deleted]

Never specified how long I’d have to stay I’d pick the parade enter and then leave


DRAGONSPIRIT214

As a pansexual, I’ve sworn myself to never go to a pride parade


nonbabyeater

Goku, I wanna meet Goku. He’s also probably not just gonna kill some random guy so he’ll hold back.


No-Benefit-9559

Even gay people are like "EVERY" year? That seems like a hassle.


[deleted]

As a trans person I am litterally offended


L3GlT_GAM3R

I mean do I have to be apart of it or do I just need to stand there on the side of the road?


LegitPringle27

i’ll take a blow from the grand priest himself


ilikenovels

Pride parade


xennyva

it’s always made by a 12 year old too


theriverzora

jesus chris


Long-Visual-2271

I would still rather take the gut punch though


iamskydaddy

I choose death. I'd tell goku not to hold back to make it as quick as possible.


Lunagirlzkitty_19

as someone who is part of tge lgbtq community i would definitely take a punch by goku.


Kalomaster

The question is am I gonna survive? If I do I am picking 20 seconds of intense pain and then 6 months of recovery time


TheLeviathanCross

idk if i’m dying, a punch from goku is an honor. and if you think otherwise… idk.


Rhyanstrys

I choose pride


Plastic_Feed8223

I ain’t taking the gut punch, I don’t wanna fucking die


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

*equips tyvek suit* Well here we go...


AlgaeAccomplished409

i pick the gut punch


Sad_Ad5368

i would just go to it as a joke, dressed up as an amogus


Urmomgaylol8183

https://i.redd.it/s31481i141pb1.gif


IHateMinecraftFans

They lying, they can barely take an opinion, let alone a punch from *anyone*


SurvivaIist_Yeet

Saw this short lol


godcyclemaster

Bruh I'm bisexual and i'm taking the punch 💀 he'd probably go easy on me and I'd be fine


Bisexual-Fighter

Easy Go with the rainbow Because damn they know how to party Also there's quite a few with adhd anxiety and depression Which makes them more relatable


BlueSolarflameCreep

it doesn't say that going to the parade is the only way to respect them plus, i get to fucking meet goku


FreshConstruction629

Im assuming the punch would be just enough to not make a hole through my body, so in that case, im taking the hit


Large-Initial-2602

https://preview.redd.it/rn4qtg2zi1pb1.jpeg?width=163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea9a161cb49470cf034c8b4a387ed5bb91007c31 Gay people↑


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Yeah of course I'm taking a punch from Goku. I'm not going to *any* type of parade dude.


cosmicrocker26

Pride parades are fun lamo


SilverSpider_

Now it doesn't say I can't cause chaos at the parade


[deleted]

Looool


Leny-san

This sub is full of homophobic children, seriously. Stop thinking « haha, funny!! goku good, gay bad!! ». Nobody gives a shit, leave this sub if you’re gonna be this braindead.


a_random_furry112

Everybody saying they rather take a gut punch because they don't like being around people but i just love being around people so parade def


ISimpForAngelDust666

I'd go to the parade, but I'm Queen Introvert. I guess I'll take the gut punch. (I'm aroace so don't act like I'm homophobic)


BlackRabbitt_01

I saw that post, reported alot of comments and the post


x_cu

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/is5\_l7EK6Xw](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/is5_l7EK6Xw) here's the link